Cartman - The Fuck!

[sh0werp0wer]

You censored it?! Tha fuck?!

[LieutenantMatt2]

The fuck?

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

"Clear."

[cosmonautiks]

i think the censored verisons are funnier than uncensored. just something about hearing the bleaks seem funny to me

[Tigerman1138]

@cosmonautiks Me too! I lose it laughing to censored swears! Especially cartoons.

[Elefantdomi]

thanks so much for this video!!!! the fuck?

[eexot]

Well alright then then FAG......

I love Cartman's personality in newer episodes, he gets funnier every year I swear.

[2SICreativity]

@140jeff15834 You have to remember that we're talking about south park here haha they're widely know for pissing people off and doing what they want. Then again, it's totally possible that the voice actor for Cartman is gay.

[havso23]

That last "The FUCK" is the best Fuck from Cartman Ever! :D

Laughing my ass off!

[OreillyORLY]

the fuck dude, THE FUCK!

[Jcolinsol]

What Cartman was looking for was privateers, not pirates.

The privateers drive the oil tankers.

[ayemy]

very nice, ike

[tankster2012]

I really diagree fist time i saq this pn netflix uncencerd it has lmao but not is good cencerd

[MightyQuinn2021]

The part where they shoot all the somalians is different here than on the DVD. Anyone else notice this?

[ForeverCrystals450]

9 DISLIKES?! DA FUCK?!

[140jeff15834]

So in an earlier episode they said only gay people can say "fag" on TV and not have it be censored.

Cartman just said it. There was no beep.

[MrSecretAgentX9]

@140jeff15834 :O

[ifoxlovei]

@140jeff15834 tha fuck?! that makes eric gay?! 5$ bet cartman will say: THE FUCK?!

[iiTzSUBLiiME]

THE F**K????

[HAYSQ]

this is somalia ?? The FUCK ??

LOL

the best video ever !

[quesadilla26159]

I find it funny that Ike is there!

[quesadilla26159]

"Well alright then fag!" LMAO

[classy15]

Lmaaaaoooo, i love how he calls butters a fag.

[newsinger111]

army dude:clear

cartman:DA F**K!

[hackal10000]

seriously guys.....the f*BEEP*ck?!

[CommunistSpyware]

The FFFF**k.

[manolaso15]

8 people dislike this vid....The Fuck! 

[AlysiavdBerg]

''Clear'' XD

[AdamWest4life]

Hit 6 repeatedly :)

[VanguardDragon]

@AdamWest4life I didn't know you could do that!!

[brianLgrant]

Lmfao

[sonicar364]

0:02 0:03 0:19 0:31 0:38 0:41 0:43 1:02

[dscracing0260]

wow cool wait a minute the f***

[Zwitfiress]

Remember! Do NOT hit the white ones!

[mrgringorz]

the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?????????

[Azucrew]

hahahahaha

[Minefields]

The line that cracks me up is when cartman goes "This is your pirate boat ? Dude, tha fuck, i mean, really, tha fuck dude, tha fuck" I can't stop laughing every time i watch this video... It's just priceless

[omfgitzalex]

..CLEAR......"THE FUCK!!!"

[KatieNessBot]

Clyde, the fuck? XD

[CannibalCow92397]

0:55

[pyramidheadkitten9]

(cartman swallowing bottles of vagasil)

"little boy, what are you doing?"

...

"hey butters, i think its working! i feel kinda stupid!"

[weirdmonkey3]

this was the best south park episode looool

[weirdmonkey3]

looool

[taboekoe1]

1:02  L000l

[DarkScreamerxx]

NOOOOO MISSED THE DIXIE CUP

[ShaunRyanMcLaughlin]

i do this all day with my friend in science, lmfao!:)

[WHOOSHer3]

WELL ALRIGHT THEN FAG!! XD

[PhilyBdizzle]

The fuck

[MrRogbif]

"Clear" 

[Minefields]

I really understand Cartman when he sees the boat and goes "Dude, the fuck, i mean really, the fuck dude, the fuck". It's like, man we are going to rule the sea, steal from other ships and you bring me this fishing boat!?

[jabbedia]

@sulhaq i agree

[Mr1in1000000]

It's actually "TE FUCK"

[alkalinetrio751]

you ruined it with the beep .

[avidspots]

Cartman's a fag. He didn't get beeped.

[ainmelover321]

Is it me or is it funnier when they bleep out the cuss words?

[AdmiralGST]

@ainmelover321 Yes! :D

[galanoth17]

the fuck was that

[slipknot3332]

censored ? da fuck!

[ConstructionCentral]

CLEAR

[sulhaq]

I have seen the uncensored version of this episode. For some reason, it's not as funny. Seriously, something about fuck being censored makes it all the more hilarious.

[ZXRoux]

I mean really, THE FUCK DUDE! THE FUCK!

[yesUwatchingME]

...... clear

[kipdude1]

Sometimes swearing is overused in comedies, but with Cartman it's just hilarious! XD

[RecordableID]

censored? seriously.. the f'ck?!

[ColeSlaw1992]

@RecordableID why complain about censors then censor your comment? THE FUCK?

[RecordableID]

@ColeSlaw1992 That was the irony

[xxXsugarushXxx]

i mean really... the fuck dude! The fuck?!?!

[Signal989]

I don't like how Cartmans voice has changed in the last seasons.

[ItsaMikaa]

good that im not the only one that finds this hilarious XD

[ItsaMikaa]

XD XD

[cheifemorawr]

i like the part were he says da fuckXD

[ItsaMikaa]

XD THX FOR UPLOADING THIS XD WAS LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER :D

[TheBabarMansoor]

I started watching this show when I was a teenager about 13. I still watch it as an adult.

I wonder how the show manages to stay fresh.

[RUBENSolol]

@TheBabarMansoor Oh only bvecause Trey and Matt are GENIUS?!

[wutangman69]

make an uncensored one!

[Joecbg100]

Is it me or is the censoring make it funnier?

[ToonGuild]

@Joecbg100 nahh its not just you my friend censoring makes it funny coz your not getting what you want.. you kno what sayin?

[MrSplitShots]

@Joecbg100 Honestly, I laughed hysterically when I saw this on TV... then I bought the uncensored DVDs... and it is not as funny... its the hard F followed by the BLEEP... an absolute necessity.

[VanguardDragon]

@MrSplitShots I agree completely. Uncensored Family Guy is just not as funny either, it's kind of shocking more than anything, when you're expecting there to be a bleep, and that's not really amusing.

[MegaArtmann]

@Joecbg100 no it does not make it funnier - fuck censorship - only in america :(

[d0min0danc1ng]

Ike is soo cute..

[PaTrYoTuL]

The FUCK DOOD THE FUCK!!!!!!!

[PaTrYoTuL]

the fuck....FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH...!!!!!!

[seQritE]

DA FUCK !!!!>_< lol

[paloma598]

whats the name of this episode

[Limited305]

@paloma598 Episode is called Fatbeard. Season 13 ep 7 if I'm not mistaken

[paloma598]

@Limited305 thx

[stigoblogg]

@paloma598 Fat Beard.

[kagolko]

clear. muahahahaha.

[SnowbladesPhil]

Yo

join our of cartman's the fuck fan on facebook !

see you there

[NileMegalodon]

Alright men remember do not hit the white ones

[420BurnaBlunt]

great! thanks for posting this brother

[JUSTINBIEBERISACONA]

cartman reminds me jonah hill

[MultiKimimaro]

yeah i saw this episode but it was uncensored (when they r pirates)

[acerider67]

uncensor it!!

[firebat42]

I want an uncensored version :(

[DavidOrtiz246]

5 people want to go back to it.

[PILLOWofECHOES]

the last one. DAAAH FUCK!! LOL

[daKandiman14]

Man why'd you have to cencor it. The funniest part is how he says fuck.

[samrit86]

@daKandiman14 It's funnier when it's censored.

[KryzMasta]

@samrit86 Uhm, no it's not. It's gay. Totally gay. The fuck.

[MrPavl0s]

how many time was that?

[GreatestMKfighter]

......DA FUCK!

[PixiesFanatic]

Wow I had no idea that was one of his catchphrases until now, awesome!

[ohmygiddygawsh]

SOMALIAN PIRATES WE!

[gentleman92596]

what episode is it?

[felipeopinion]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

[axxerr]

"clear"

[halofreak645]

clear, THE FUCK

[iBrutalize]

CLYDE THE FUCK!

[MessinWithDrew]

i love you for posting this i laughed so much during that episode

[AlexAirwave182]

I just watched the uncensored episode, but actually I like that one better.... the peep sortof makes it funnier lol

[rafabiblas]

dude the fuck i mean really the fuck dude the fuck xD

[ChewyLampShade]

THEN SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS....THE FUCK!

[vicdj1]

HEYYY

"T'HE FUCK"??>?

[SnowbladesPhil]

hey if you like that cartman's call, join the group cartman's the fuck fan on facebook

[mrvlhs]

Just on my account, this video must have had like 500 views

[Juanpasaenz]

Season 13 rules. Dances with smurfs, the ring, and this, are among my favorite SP episodes of all time.

[Jorgeelmejor17]

@Juanpasaenz Season 14 blows 13 out of the water dude.

[hulksmash123100]

wow! cool! wait a minute. da fuck!?

[K4r1m]

-do not hit the white once

-...clear

-THE F*CK

[CommanderTank2k]

brilliant! :D

[666abigailwilliams]

dont hit the white ones

[chepyhamcr]

what episode is this

[shattereddream17]

@chepyhamcr fatbeard :D

[skateordie78100]

@shattereddream17 i love that episode

[davick1]

bVery nice Ike...

[xSonicguyzx]

Da F**k, da f**k!

[MegaJordanj]

awsome vi...... wait a minute the f*ck!?

[ShayStarr14]

"THIS is your pirate boat? Dude, the fuck! I mean really, the fuck, dude! The fuck!" xD

[Fyski]

wheres the "WHAT"

[NukaCoke]

WELL ALRIGHT THEN, FAG... This line always cracks me up seeing how Butters reacts to it.

[GARfredable]

..........clear. lol

[ElliFong]

censored make it more funny, imo.

"The f*beep*!!!"

[lev13andropov]

allright then FAG ....anyway the F*** is umbeliveble =)), cartman is a God

[cuvkiller]

i like the last "the fuck" or "the *beep* " at the end.

[3b2a4t0e7s0]

well alright then fag

[0wn3dU77]

All right men, remember, do not hit the white ones. ROFL

[SuperDaryl13]

This is your pirate boat? dude, the f**ck? i mean really, the f***k dude? the f***k?!

[sfakasswannabe]

Most.Epic.Saying,EVAR

[MegaAcop]

Clear

lol

then seriously guys the fuck

XD

[Brocakedonut]

da fuk?

[Yourcatsdead]

Weak its censored. Fuck this vid.

[buster12012]

oh man, if  "the fuck" is the reason to ul such a vid from this episode, y THE FUCK uploading a censored version?? fo' real, fucking VilKataSS, THE FUCK? retarded mofo

[thebigmusclerex]

THE FUCK!!! LOOOOL

[Levikuh]

epic xD

[Ask4pana]

this is your pirate boat? , dude .. the fuck.. i mean really the fuck dude , the fuck

[slyvrr]

i want an uncensored version i want a ringtooooone~~~~~~

[elloveli]

well allright then FAG! ahahahhaha

[Schatzkebratz]

Lol I bet Token was glad he didn't join Cartman!

[MasterTenku]

When did 'the fuck' start?

[awada55]

......THE FUCK?!

xD

[SS2GOGETA]

Wow cool! wait a minute... The fuck..?

[djdaft1]

The fuck guys. The fuck.

[gangsta1510]

"Clear"

[failsquared]

Dude, the fuck. I mean really, THE FUCK.

[fourfives89]

i like the part where cartman says 'the fuck'

[Robinistic]

@fourfives89

you mean the entire video?

[fourfives89]

hahahaha

[oliverandm]

'The Fuck!

[mrbeatnic]

Alright men, remember don't hit the white ones... clear.

[Blubbz0rZ]

clear. xD

[SnowbladesPhil]

clear

LOL XD

Hey dude why do you bleep it could you do an uncensored versio please

thx and yeah for anyone who likes this vid well you can join cartman's the fuck fan on facebook

[Timmehbob]

Bleeps are funnier. ewe;

It's not like you don't know what the word is,

Besides, Bleeping makes it seem signifigantly less vulgar.

[ecuavacan]

all clear

the fuckk

i love cartman

lolz

[elemix]

clear

[CreamDayFurry]

LOL.

[metalhead876543210]

Clyde da fuck?!

[playtogame]

TEH FUCK MAN.TEH FUCK!

[xVeerxNielzx]

i mean seriously

the fuck dude the fuck

[Necromania92]

I love the part where cartman goes: This ,, is your pirate boat ? Dude, The Fuck

I mean really The Fuck dude, The FUCK :D