The Saddest Little Hooker in the World

[glastronfutura]

Please post the lyrics. This is a great beersong!

[Threeboy]

@glastronfutura we don't gots the lyrics handy :(

[essi8757]

good song

[youngprophet2010n]

n fuck this song its gay

[youngprophet2010n]

everyone sus my channel fo old school pimpin!

[MrJoker5551000]

this is FUCKING STUPID!!!

[TheEviljoker89]

friday from rebecca black tops this! thats how bad this is...

[mrhyde2484]

Corny,but not to bad, c+

[64TbirdLandau]

most street whores arent this hot

[MJrocks4everon]

OMG she looks like my MOM :S

[ingibingi2000]

that is a mad hott street whore

[stuntarea]

I like the vid very much!

Good job guys !

Greets from Germany =D

[stig1ification]

Why the fuck have i got to watch some bullshit advertisement everytime i want to watch a video?????? Oh and video sucks dick btw

[TrueNuff]

@stig1ification our videos are free to watch so sometimes you gotta watch ads and suck a little dick to watch them.

^JD3

[gixer121121]

@TrueNuff Of course they are free, no ones going to pay for shit like this.

[DeliciousPoop]

gay

[TrueNuff]

@DeliciousPoop thx for coming out bro.

^JD3

[walleyrt69]

----2 WORDS------BULL SHIT !

[TrueNuff]

@walleyrt69 thx for logging in to tell us that mang each comment bumps us up a bit ~;) ^JD3

[walleyrt69]

@TrueNuff No Prob

[Threeboy]

@walleyrt69 *fap* *fap* *fap*

[walleyrt69]

@Threeboy Help me out here! Give me something to go on here.Throw me a bone or somethin!

[Threeboy]

@walleyrt69 wat.

[walleyrt69]

@Threeboy What is *fap ?

[Threeboy]

@walleyrt69 google fap.

[walleyrt69]

@Threeboy ok 

[wetukman]

sounds a bit like Glasgow i always says goodbye, my cigs are inside LOL always wins

[walleyrt69]

ALL FAKE,WAY TO GOOD LOOKIN FOR A REAL HOOKER !

[scotsbhoy19671]

some of the comments below are just wrong......... nutters

[SpeedVideoz]

name of the song is:

Genitalia - Herpes Bareback Brothers

[marcehole]

Brian Bates' daughter... :-)

[goodguy2949]

hehehehe

[bill07016]

I give her $500 to fuck that

[ThroatSlitta]

yummy yummy whore

[fgfgfgfg17]

Where does she work so I can go kidnap her and put her in my boot

[OSCAR78361]

damm shes hot ill fuck her for 100 bucks even for 200 its woth it

[swagaholic864]

lol looks aint everything ur thang gone fall off

[ericbofcarsonc]

tyt bitch she would look good on a big black cock gtting her ass ripped!!!

[Doubleornothin996]

LMFAO

[saiyansnake]

ROFL spaghettios

[BrentChettle]

Very clever media.Captures all to do with it.

[1LadyShy]

ppl have 2 do what they have 2 do 2 keep a rof over there head and i think that hookers r the 1 that keep dirty pedos off the street dont jug ppl cas what they have 2 do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Doubleornothin996]

you are a moron.

[grindstedlife]

this hooker is hot !!

[conombnm]

"only mine says juicy" ROFL

[fraz312]

juicy :P

[jamesarongray]

lmao

[lefthooklyrics]

go to Vegas and you will see some beautiful hookers, if they weren't selling it they would be way out of most men's league. enough social commentary, Great song.

[BurgBoii420]

make your pubic hair uncurl rofl

[ELTURBOMAN]

no one is perfect we've all done things that could've landed us in jail or prison but we're just lucky we haven't been caught.....and recording the police would be a great idea

[xcheario978x]

why dont you follow the police around and record what they do ! the public would be just as shocked.

[TrueNuff]

...cause it's illegal :(

^JD3

[Maat922]

@TrueNuff No it's not! They'll tell you to stop filming them, that doesn't mean it's illegal! Cops can't write laws you know. Copblock o r g!

[snowmansc21]

hee haa

lmao

[AddictoEnvy]

Gonorrhea - Foreskin - Herpes!!

[TrueNuff]

Foreskin is the link! ^JD3

[REIGN131]

@AddictoEnvy LMAO - - -

[dumapies]

great tune...cant stop listening to it

[ashikadil19]

shes cute!

[Rccrazy117]

this is totally johnny cash a boy named sue

[FlingwingGolfer]

sounds nice though!

[zoaboy2]

Silly Rabitt trix are for pimps .

[emceeballer1]

why?

[The1stPoster]

Gonerea Foreskin Herpes

[mrsenorshare]

where can i buy this song!

[Demoness82]

hahahahahahaha... like that last few seconds :-P

[Suhrvivor]

Amazing! Best country song I ever heard!

[saywhatt87]

this is a revenge song for your butt getting dumped

[Trebol12]

That is just cold lol I like this vid the song mainly. The message at the end mad me choke on my lime juice and it was painful

[harobikes3three3]

That was a very oddd/ random song...

how'd you guys come up with that....?

[boogie504]

EPIC FAIL

[Klarksen]

While this may be true Skladodet, you are an ugly bastard but there are equally desperate ladies giving sex for free, the problem with hookers is that you not only pay for sex but the for the smell and vile of everyone who equally paid for it before you. 20 dollars for sex could cost you much more in doctor bills and creams.

Tell the truth TrueNuff, this is a revenge song for your butt getting dumped right?

[SLADODET]

BuchuBuchuMan prostitution has been here since day one(as we all know,its the world's oldest profession!)and it will more than likely be with us till the end of time.Some men simply cannot have access to women that they want to have sexual intercourse!Therefore renting a woman's services is another way around it!Im an ugly bastard myself and I must admit that I am a John because I desire to have sex with semi-decent attractive women.I have the right to seek their services when I desire them!

[1meanwolf]

This is pretty funny.

[TrueNuff]

Whoa - it's a comedy video.

This is YouTube, people here make & watch videos in the name of fun. Not really the place for heavy social talks.

[Tihbialdunav]

Not funny at all.

[castletriglav]

Extremely funny.

[soarersupra]

funny +1

[scumgod13]

You should be banned for taking everything so serious.Go to church and get the fuck outta other people's business

[BuchuBuchuMan]

You're a moron. Ever stop to think that the men that go to prostitutes have serious issue of their own? Or that the women who sell their bodies honestly believe they are the ones taking advantage of the johns? Have you ever really spoken to a sex trade worker? These women have made a choice, and they feel *empowered* by taking the money of desperate, socially retarded, lonely men. Cut the shit. Both the men and women in this equation are sick and misguided. Don't blame it all on men.

[WilltheAtheist]

"Prostitution=rape"

Only if the raper pays.

[Matthiew5]

That's right. If you don't pay a hooker it becomes misdemeanor shoplifting, not felony rape.

[Jaymankilius]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha 5* joke

[johnnycoolguy9]

i wish hookers looked like that..

[BuchuBuchuMan]

OMFG WHAT!!! Dude! I had that same comforter when I was a real wee kid. I remember laying on it, tripping out for long hours, musing on how it looks like it is covered in green and purple turds.  Can I buy that from you???? I think that blanket made me the man I am....

Funny song, btw. What Canada town is it set in? I like the whole puke angle.

[stegaflaps]

Is this the same guy who did "Cows with Guns"?

[iownmyhamster]

FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY!

[Venzoid21]

Fuckin good shit man!

[buckwheat40]

Shes not a hooker, this song sucks

[TownDrunk18]

damn id fuck that hooker.. shes hella hot... an her names mary jane...

[lobre370]

hella....lol

[lobre370]

Mary jane is into that kind of shit, lol ahaha

[nadsjaya]

hahaha

[kennymacdaddy]

Dana Lyons was the guy that originally did "Cows With Guns".

[2007erwinc]

Le facepalm

[xRauf]

Deux facepalms

[kennymacdaddy]

That was actually entertaining!

[nanillac07]

is this the same guy who sing's "cows with guns"??

[bradthompson86]

worst song ever!

[MrWatt619]

HILARIOUS

[crapatio]

i would definately pay for that hooker($100)...........

[TGipNC]

Yes sir!!!!

[Thrills2010]

lmaoo!! great post

[checotahkid]

Reminds me of a old Tom Paxton Song, covered by a group known as Deep Water Reunion titled Cindys Crying.

[coolhandcanada]

Shes pretty sexy, I just wet myself a little bit.

[Safia1117]

Nice video :) well made! good reading is this -- michelleldub (.) blogspot (.) com -- if this subject interests you

[TrueNuff]

YEE HAW! HERPES!!!

[Ritchiemomitchie]

The tattoo across my male lower back says: EXIT ONLY!!!!!!

[BobKaz37]

i like pie

and arcade fire

[BobKaz37]

stumbled across this....hi im english ..my thing it the rest of the world cant take ,,handle or need there drugs etc

i like flight of the conchords

[Andeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Ha she isnt a real hooker. Know how you tell? She's wearing a neclace with a cross on it. She must be cristian.

[Humanwaste5150]

cuz christians dont have premartial sex or do illegal acts

[Ochausis]

agreed. Christians are so righteouss. as if? ^^

[MaddyElla11]

you never know she could just have it on to make it look like shes not a prositite.

[DaLatios]

That would be unethical, as she would get less customers that way.

[Andeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Jail bait xD

[yourmum5678]

duuude shes pretty fit...but still a hooker!

[d4rkn3z132]

shes not rly a hooker i think lol

[CertifiedGwopBoy]

This should be on mad tv or SNL

[NilezII]

Almost like a parody of Johnny Cash's story-songs.

[PwnNubz4TW]

i claim bullshit...theres no streetwalkers looking like that!!! If so, guess i need to mve to dallas.

[Darkfire63645]

*In a deep voice* I too have a tattoo across my lower back, except mine says "Juicy"

[d13now666]

lol nice video hahaha :D

listen to "Get it up"  by mindless self indulgence

[palladianclub]

Additional ROFLMAO's at 2:04(+) where dude yells 'Herpes'.

Fun song.

[palladianclub]

ROFLMAO at 1:07 when dude yells "Rawhide".

OMFG

[godoftwinkies]

omg was she a real hooker?

[Stardomproductions]

no...

[godoftwinkies]

how would you know?

[m3llo]

The lyrics, please!

[withlovefrida]

you are the best...so good

[IcyB]

lol, you ever notice how all hookers are ugly? Its like, I wouldn't do you if you paid me too...so why in the hell would I pay you?

[TrueNuff]

Because you, like all our fans, are a sexy enough mofo that you can take your pick of the ladies. ;)

Some people, like our haters, are so ugly that they need to buy it.

-J.Rai

[shocker8548]

Unless its Julia Roberts, :)

[assthemagichat]

"foreskin!"

[123vers]

that's gotta be ur ex who prolly cheated on u..thumbs up

[hyperrdrive]

hahaha "gonhorrea! foreskin!" i love the background. how fucked up

[Nskullz]

Funny, sexy girl, baby faced cowboy.....

[iamnotme123]

Is this fake? funny.

[amperides]

oh my god, this is awesome!!!!!!!!

[hestercharlotte1]

OMG

i am a girl and it is perfectly fine to be a hooker and it is not sad at all

[NubNizzle]

you dropped something... YOUR DIGNITY!

[crazyhax]

lol wow ur a slut, ur never gonna have a husband....dumb bitch

[kamil99994]

Well I can see even more people dropping their dignity...and it isn't the girl. And usually people like those that offend others through words like this that usually are racist and sexist. I am disgusted.

[OMFGitzSarah]

haha@@@ im a girl and there is nothing at all ok about being s hooker. like they said " gonhorrea! foreskin!" it means ur a slut, whore, whatevr u wanna call urself.

[Origami84]

a GREAST song, man

[feth7]

haha not bad

[peterban1234]

Jesus would kill you and that hooker.

[Rheims]

No, twat, Jesus preached love.

[drogas666]

lol

[sirguyofsebastian]

Can you give me the guitar chords for this?

[grifonline]

Is that what Jezus would say?

[freequeshowe]

jesus would hit it.

[12white21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[MarzMonkey]

"gonorrhea, foreskin, herpes"

Why is foreskin there...that's not an std...is it?!! O.o

[saaaahm]

That hooker was fucking hot, she could easily be earning $10 grand a throw of rich dudes.

[chillibongwater]

Fucking ayy buddy!!

[pinatubo2000]

You're a talented and twisted song writer...keep it up...But have Ray Price sing it next time.

[TrueNuff]

Hey, if you can get him, we'll do it!

--J.Rai

[spindor]

haha fuckin rights buddy that was kickass

[beaneregg]

Where does one find hookers that wholesomely pretty and could you maybe email me that map?

[TrueNuff]

Canadatown!

--J.Rai

[vainihminen]

That was great. Strangely nice song. We'll the songer imitating the hooker was kinda bad. Beautiful.. truly beautiful

[CrazyTurkBoy]

that's funny man...how'd you get the idea?

[stevedahl]

Great song, funny video. Awesome

[macsftw]

SHE FIIINE

[mightyguard]

Wacky. 5/5

[SirFrankoman]

She makes that dollar because she's what? I am thinking sack

[Drego642]

I'm thinking "stacked"

[SirFrankoman]

hmm

[SirFrankoman]

I love this song, *favorited and 5 starred*

[mogirldotnet]

I have a friend who looks exactly like your singer here... btw, funniest song ever :P i've been laughing at it for months!

[johnathonm]

Most be Edmonton, prostitution is legal there! Hooray...

[TrueNuff]

IT IS?!

*TrueNuff re-locates to Edmonton*

[Schmangy]

You guys have done better...get those imaginations flowing.

[inexus21]

LoL! Definitely know one of those <cough>

[ulaska]

catchy

[ajuk1]

Are you suggesting the Hooker is a Emetophiliac?

[mrmckeifus]

also the most beautiful hooker in the world

nice job guys i laughed to be sure

[Shadecaster06]

The TrueNuff guys rule!

[ajuk1]

The base lines awesome, is there somewhere I can get just the audio?

[accidaccie]

you guys are awesome