That's My Cousin.

[hernameisdaphne]

I love yan yan. :D

[SamaemaeBetch]

i want to be the person who sexually violates you. K thanks.

[MaddieLikeMilky]

Awkward goat so cute with his rainbow background :)

[MultiTheused]

the awkward stuff kills everything 

[Haimy]

Your videos are so similar to shane dawson but so much better! Is it the acting? Is it the content? Well I like them!

[AineDomo]

i like your eyes . :3

[bubbles02010]

after looking at some of your older videos, i realized how beautiful your face is

[natcary7]

you looked GREAT in those jeans :)

[TheUrbanStile]

i like bubba joe..come one..don't let him go.. :(

[NurulAin84]

Aww, your videos never fail to make me laugh. Haha. You're great doing accents too! much xoxo!!

[Busyxbees]

haha :) theres a petrilude in my bed i love tht

[CastyCalina]

omg you are so freakin pretty from behind lol

[x0xEmmaxRockzx0x]

nick:there's a petrilude in my bed

me:aw..some people have all the luck

lmao j.kizzle

[pinkbitches93]

PETRILUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[iFRIGHTMARE]

Darlene is SEXY!

And I'm a girl!

[Zombiekoshka]

The comment at the end lol Akwakard = Aqua Card lol

[babygirlishful]

you remind me of the song "the wheels on the bus". haha idk y

[ARSONISTSarsonists]

is that guyliner i spy? :3 lol

[MrOnrust]

why does it got to be an Arizona sweat shirt

[crazybacon540]

sexual?

[crazybacon540]

Homo

[septemberBurnsRedd]

I just had the urge to have wild angry sex...with a stormtrooper.

[prettyinpink97]

You look like Sarah Jessica Parker in this sketch

[RainbowPanda17]

I wish I had a Petrilude in my bed.

[heyummrandommuch]

Yan Yan sticks are icky. Xp bleck.

[Minamdonaj]

AKWAKARD!

[stylizacje]

Darleene you look so good

[melanieJnieves]

You Have A Girl's Stomach XD

[HotYaoiLove]

Yam Yams are amazing..... : D

[heyummrandommuch]

@HotYaoiLove Welll, they;re Yan Yan so I guess you're lying.

[LoveYou1397]

haha "theres a petrilude in my bed" LMAO

[gamecrazy362]

holy shit you have gone way to far

[pinkemo16]

lol that was awesome, but

I have to giggle at "awkwarard" 8D

[okami419]

lol @ 2:14.. and whats with this awkwardness.. I should video tape some of my moments.

[xCarxMellax]

i bet your neighbors  think your crazy. hahah =)

[TXSLINDSEY]

you make me sick!!! your tummy is hot!

[strawartist]

omg yan yan yum share shaaareeee<3

[kari00ws6]

You have a nice ass, "Chris".....oops I mean Nick.  ;)

[chaparrita994]

heey i live in arizona:D

[ScEneXPrInCeSsEe]

awh i love petrilude. ;D

[DinosuarJoe]

YANYAN! :D

[NessaVonTeese]

What Hillbilly hair salon did you get your hair done at ? Tell me your secret oh wise one.

[xXbellabyrdXx]

all i wanna know is who was honking their horn at you

[NurseCommandohis]

YOU HAVE ALL OF YOUTUBE IN YOUR BED

[iAmEphalent]

lool you look so good as a girl

[xdiscotique]

Goddamn can Darlene wear a pair of jeans.

[MrsxEdwardCullen96]

I'm not a lesbian, but you look hawt dressed as a girl.

[SchoneNeueKerl]

against*

(omg!...am I gonna be attack for that?? lmao!)

[SchoneNeueKerl]

haha....best defence agaist a hater is to attack their spelling?? gonna see if that really works...lol :)

[irizloveztherock23]

Theres A Pertilude In My Bed. I Wish Ther Waz A Nick N Pertilude On My Bed;)

[jaytee8300]

OMG! i luv yamyamss!

[ilovemydanceoffchamp]

damn, at the beginning of this video.. i thought you were some extremely hot woman...

[ElvisWasBald]

man, you sure like dressing up

[ScottishFry]

is this guy gay.....serious question

[orrin4]

most likely, 80% of youtube vlogers are gay.

[MusicVideoGamingMVG]

no. watch is other videos. this guy is genious!

[19Birdy95]

Peanut butter... A tuba.... And bubba Joe

[SRACCUiAx0]

theres a pertilude in my bed......sexy

[BabyBear691]

Petrilude in your bed!!!! :O

Oh my God!!!!! Two favie people on youtube in one vid XD

[3plus3is7]

Are you...wearing eyeliner?

[tahshlb]

How did that Petrilude get there? weird..

[ThirdEyeAbility]

"bubbba joe! cummmeeere!" lol.

[loveisyou18]

wtf Arizona sweatshirt?!

[timidgothica]

I love yan yams! my friends ans I can get a good hour of eatertainment from them.

[panda873]

the giggles at the end make my day

[DonaGothika]

It is SO NOT fair your ASS looks better in jeans than mine!

[ardor2requiem]

you are probably the hottest guy ive ever seen on youtube... well you and Petrilude. Together thats just too much. ;)

[Douggiie]

such a small world, first I subscribe to your videos, now I find out I've been also subscribing to a friend of yours as well (petrilude) we're all connected by the internet!!

[mnopxs2]

Lol @ yan yan... the cow was is funny... my bros tell me they remind them of pregnancy tests...okay weird...

[thesweetchampagne]

Nice tummy!

Gotta love that abs. hahhahah.

[disbetiny]

darlene has a nice ass. wish mine looked like that

[stfus3riously]

the awkward inchworm was hilarious :]

[xsarahgallagherx]

ooh maybe petrilude and nick are together :)

[soundlyawake]

sarah: nope

[oysterinbread]

are you sure?

[xrawrbrittanyx]

Now THAT would be hot. :)

[MarianneElfriede]

"There's a petrilude in my bed" ^^ wish I could say that (:

AND btw: your ass is GREAT xDDD

[nicolieOH]

darlene is sexy

[Nolaxrs]

I wish I could say there was a petrilude in my bed one day...* sigh *

[ayeveej]

dear darlene,

2104853262

love, avi.

xox

-sidebar- not my real # :) lol

[boxerchica]

your eyes are pools of sex, that i want to swim in :)

[saba722]

LOL "She is a disgrace!"

[shov3itasid3]

Wow!!!... Some one saw your hotness through the FENCE!

 Honky tonky.

[Heyelmo1023]

Bubba Joe is hot!

[ICanBreakYourMind]

That gals hot stuff..

*Orgasm*

[sarahbull]

Haha! Loved it! :o) Soo funny!

[soundlyawake]

You upset me.

[ICanBreakYourMind]

Its okay, Nick.

I votes this video 5 stars 5 times.

=]

[XFairyPoopX]

OMG HOW?????????

[ICanBreakYourMind]

Just refresh the video a few times

=]

[SomeTipsForLife]

why soundlywawke wahy? why? listen to me please thank you listen to me please, ccan you please respond please? can you please snwer me and resoond please? thank you nick soundlywawke thank you please everytime i sign on and look at your viddeos it never loads write and always says error weeror like somethings wrong can you p;lease fix it please and also the quality is fuzzy crap pixel crap homo tutti fruiti quality, not good fun quality like its uspoosed to be and all that and im' not g ay

[SomeTipsForLife]

i would rate 3 stars but i think i rather rate 2 stars noting special or one star poor quaity bcause your quality is poor homo quality crap tutti fruiti gay stuff and im not gay why do you always think everyone who watch is gay or soemthing i'm not gay no homo no homo just gcause i watch you doesnt mean im gay so no homo ok? ok? thanks yea because i want to keep watching but not with this crap qua.ity stuff video fuzzy crap no load error nonsense stuff i mean god why sometimes you always suck

[SomeTipsForLife]

this is unfair why do you do this to me everytie i click on video it says error error i didnt' do anything wrong maybe your channel is messed up or sumthing because everyone else channel works ok but not yours, not yours you just mess it up sometimes and i can't watch but i wanna watch and al th e time are you gay are you datin petrilude are you dating jpmetz you're all friends or something i don't get it 1 star for tuti fruiti gay quality homo crap thumbs down one star two star nothing special

[MindofaKind]

I always pause your videos on the "denied" part. The music scares me.

Sahhry? :(

[getogatocat]

Someone must wear corsets cause god damn Nic! Cat calls!

[Deni281]

your eyes are so pretty! my grandpas goat agrees with that too.

[xsparkage]

Hey, I've had a petrilude in my bed too. He gets around.

[princesscaity1995]

haha, theres currenly a leaf blower outside my house too... maybe i live near you :O... cause i'm so not stalker-ish ;)

[halosnhorns267]

i love darlene.

but im convinced bubba joe is a meth head because the hair color just....i mean, c'mon, it screams "i have a bunch of needles and i'm not afraid to use them....wanna join?"

[IsoleChamber]

YAM YAM!!!

I love em ahhaha

one time I was like

this to my friend heather

"Hey heather what ever I pull out thats what you are!"

I pulled out a whale and she was like

"WTF!? ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?!"

and I just sat there and smiled in confusion.

[slave4u101]

I love how Bubba Joe's hair is green and his beard is black

[k213389]

i saw someone dressed like darlene at my school today...i'm not even kidding...

thanks for the videos, nicky! they always make my day.

P.S. i'm not saying that to kiss your ass.

really.

i'm not.

:)

[leJsquaredd]

goat = greatest of all time =)

[PrinceCaspian58]

"AKWAKARD" lmfao.

[ilive2hurtu]

Theres a petrileyawake in my bed. and i think i kinda like it.  callz me. both a ya's lol

[classicrime1]

1:05 i can see your pubes peeking trough!

sahry!

[SoyKei]

bubba joes voice = win XD

[Missluvangel]

Petrilude looked soo bored ... Shame on you for not entertaining ur gests ... what did momma soundlyawake teach you ??

[SimplySLoan]

how is it you own more hair pieces than I do?

[1jazzyphae]

nick got a big oh butt lol with that u need to drop it like its hott drop it like its hott....NO...SERIOUSLY next vid i expect to see it

[Brittyinsane]

Is it bad that I didn't realize Bubba Joe was also played by Nick until I rewatched this? I don't know who I thought Bubba Joe was.

[Chiwaaaz]

Lucky, there's only a piece of bread in my bed.

Oh ehm gee! We totally have the same

oranges! Akakward, Thats why spell checkers were made.

[SooBasically]

You dont wear eyeliner do you?

[soundlyawake]

soo: probably still left over from halloween

[catlover1001]

i told my friend i was watching soundlyawake videos and she had no idea who you were.

so i said "sexy nose, cute butt, youtube..." and she still had no clue.

then i said "you know, jpmetz's bitch."

and she knew EXACTLY who you were.

sahrry.

[LifeofLena]

HILARIOUS! :)

[sixtynamesforsnow]

come rake my leaves.

...you know, "leaves"

[xbelitaa]

hello

[satincoconut]

purpleladydragon is so aquacard

[ConsciousDreaming]

purpleladydragon, what are you a duck? akwakard! lmao sahrry!

[misskayytayy]

Oh haaayy my comment was on theee awkward dancing goat comment timeee. I can die happy.

and umm well i wish i had your body.....yeah.....

[rach8191]

your belly button looks real high up, kinda like Christina Aguilera..

[cycoG]

fuck! i had a really witty comment thought out but i forgot it :(

[DrakulitaVampirenish]

I want Petrilude, Bubba Joe, and Darlene, and you.... and this awkward hobo down the street in my bed.......

I'm just saying....

[blueblob55]

Bubba Joe is a sexy beast.

[ADreamer91]

people write weird comments on here

[petrilude]

i want a petrilude in my bed!!

[LifeofLena]

well i would hope that you regularly have a petrilude in your bed. otherwise...who's kicking you out of your own bed? lol

[PinkEightBall]

HMF

[soundlyawake]

pink: do i want to know what HMF means? lol

[PinkEightBall]

Yes you do. It is the newest abbreviation created by my friend and I! HMF = HOW MUCH FUN.

love it

use it

spread it

BESOS

[TheRydog100]

You Remind me of Nat (CommunityChannel)

[jeg4626]

Your a pussy, u can't even grow a full beard

Shout out Arielle

I LOVE BROOKLYN

[APPRENTICE4MAC]

i spider just crawled out of my pants... the fun is gone

[pontaloon666]

Wow... we need more full body shots like that of Maria! i want to be your jeans in this vid!

[ShantellMarie456]

Nick you got me crazy....

crazy in love.

just like beyonce :)

[MrJmar21]

Are u gay???

[ummitsmeghan]

bubba joe reminds me of hagrid

[Youvegotmytube]

Yes.

[HiMyNameIsLemon]

so you dress up for your boyfriend like that?

im sure Petrilude loves it

[hellosammy96]

omg! you love yan yan just like me!!!!!! your like the only other not asian person i know who likes those!

[c9upinsmoke]

i love em too.

/not asian

[BamBam220]

I wish I had your body...minus the penis

[rainbowfishhh]

i got a letter yesterday and my friend

spelled awkward "ockward." she was serious.

[cabac101]

you have an amazing body!!!

[heyitsBEKKY]

I got a text last week from an unknown number that said "Sahrry" and I laughed for about 10 minutes.

People on the bus looked at me weird.

[ebc0118]

you have pretty eyes.

[Celestiiah]

lol at "there's a petrilude in my bed"

[deadofnight513]

6500 veiwer? lol. and LOL.

[boriqua184]

where is your happy trail? lol

[Kieshaleigh]

i realized i wasn't stalking you enough, so I'm now following you on twitter.

sahrry? nah. not sahrry.

[rascalflattsgary38]

ur "behind" looks better in jeans than mine! haha I love this

[Jacklynuh]

How the hell can you eat BK's Cupcake Milkshake and still be that skinny? FML!

[veryrandomhannah]

WOah! i thought you reminded me of petrilude somehow

[gagirl1231]

darlene = ...i think i just got lady wood.

[LauraLWilding]

i love you.

i hope that's ok.

:D

[xUrDarkAngelx]

Awkward dancing goat comment time is the highlight of my day =D

[zebra1295]

sahrry

-Who the hell spells "sorry" like that?

[sXibri]

haha you make a hot girl!

[Narrelle]

I love Darlene already. She can tap on my behind.

[MegaMuffin4568]

akwakard = aquacard... as if aquaman had a credit card *ponders*

[RezzaNL]

Hmm you make a nice girl. :3

Wanna hit that. xD

[chickenpattyboy]

Darlene is my actual cousins name too.

We have so much in common...

sooo muchh.....

[PainedSorrow]

So there is a petrilude in your bed. Ahahaha

[FutileVanity]

I forgot what the moral of the story was because I was too distracted by Darlene's hotness. So, naturally, I just watched again.

[abbyonch]

this fish is spicy

[Missmandy29]

I want a Nick in my bed! :0)

[TapiocaPud]

you shaved! hot!

[munchkinoodle]

yay for yanyans!!

[PaigePatheticx3]

lol I feel bad for your neighbors.

[xManiaphobia]

DAMN, i wish there was a petrilude in my bed.

[teHrijaH]

oh and i think petrilude can be removed with makeup remover :P

[teHrijaH]

This remind me of a bad porn i once zapped over... but still i lolled....

must be the accent ;D

[jessebebebluee]

You were so sexy as a girl that I didn't even pay attention to what you were saying.......

[philipreyreyes]

and purpleladydragon also used there instead of their

[moolikeachicken]

...Is it weird to say that you look super cute dressed up as Darlene? Srsly, you look adorable in that wig. : D

[nikkenji]

I hate that you make a hotter girl than I do.

[mikehb0y]

oh hey, it's me.

i'm going to start saying akwakard, but i'll spell it awkward. it just sounds way cooler.

[bubbles9871]

Does anyone even read the names of these comments? or just the comment?... thought so.

[purpleladydragon]

woot woot!!!! i finally got a comment on your vid!!! sahrry i had to degrade one of your vids to do so though....your vids are awesome and your still hot!!! : D

[looweehse]

i like rakes