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  • 2 dumb cunts

    

  • jesus makes me wanna puke.

  • RIGHT ON BILL

  • Next to Obama they all look like geniuses...

  • @PrZemek44 No, next to Obama they all look like him.

  • I am still looking for the logic in comic reportage given by these humans. If your not alien of spring you cant understand these crackers.

  • Imbreads straight out of "the Hills have Eyes"... OWNED!

  • I wouldn't blame Sarah Palin, I would blame Newsweek.

  • @boudica67 I'd blame both

  • wow below the belt humour. hes telling the truth though

  • I don't like Palin or Maher. Maher has the brain of an ape. Its actually the left wingers who are the worst. They have a program for everything, they think their enlightened. I think it is foolish to vote Democrat or Republican. I voted for Chuck Baldwin. But that's cause

    I'm smarter than most people.

  • I appreciated the message of the vid, but I thought the shots at the Pailin family was a bit much...

  • I feel sorry for intelligent Americans.

  • @MrShnizzle69 I appreciate that...all 100 of us need to get together sometime

  • Hallo think about Obama and what he promised you... might rethink what you said about republicans especially Ron Paul? Support this man and keep the US out of foreign wars,

  • @USEYAHOO shut up you dumb fucking republican

  • @simwarn Come on now, I've been left winger all my life but it's true that Obama has been a very disappointing president, and Ron Paul has some very good messages (even though I certainly don't agree with him on everything). Of the Republicans, Ron Paul is absolutely the most credible and worth considering

  • @lukkus The only thing credible and worth considering about Ron Paul is some of his foreign policy. His domestic policy is just horrible and evil.

  • @AbyssCrown

    Agreed for the most part, although he does support legalizing drugs...

  • At least Bill is normal.

  • Sarah Palin is hot. I could spend the night talking with her

    Bill is fun but.... talking with him for hours sounds weird

  • 0:00

  • All the haters gonna hate!!!!!! Bill Maher for president. And to all you whiny ass republicans on here it was GEORGE W. BUSHS' administration that got us into the fucked up mess that Obama had to straighten out when he took office.

  • @dannyfrog I agree and think those that want to repeat those 8 years of hell by supporting any Republican are acually closet 'don't ask don't tell' patrons (as in they protest to much!)

  • maher and bozo the clown are twins.

  • Maher for president!

  • I love idiots :-D

  • OK, that is about enough. I have never met Sarah Palin and yes, she does seem as if she doesn't always know what she is talking about. I do not agree with her politics on most things and I don't agree what she says, but I cannot deny that she doesn't have the right to them as much as me. Who knows, she may not be a bad person if you knew her. I do think that if one of you were hurt and needed help, she would go to you and help you all she could or stay there until someone did come.

  • bill maher a money making puke of a ass who never fought for usa just suck

  • I LOVE how even Bill Mahers audience doesnt know how to react at 2:48.

  • Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachmann are more intelligent than bill maher.

  • @lareneg72 That's the funniest thing i've heard in a while. You must be a real gem. GTFO

  • @hitthecouch gem no. I am smart enough to know Palin or Bachmann would mop the floor with this idiot, in a debate.

  • @lareneg72 hahahahhahahhahaha they're 2 of the dumbest broads I have ever seen. I have never seen anyone actually claim them to be smart. hahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhaha­hahahha you're a dumbass.

  • @hitthecouch you my child are an idiot

  • @lareneg72 Mop the floor with them you dum cunt? ya thats a good one you stupid stank vag.

  • @saucyjackattak you are the cunt.

  • @lareneg72 bachman is seriously retarded look at that glazed look on her face all she can talk about is waging war with iran the dumb mole

  • @MrSammersELsoho iran is run by an evil bitch that wants to wipe Israel off the planet.

  • @lareneg72 In other words, you aren't smart enough to know!!!

  • @martingoldfire I am smart enough to know bill maher is a waste of life.

  • @lareneg72 My last response will do nicely this time as well :-D

  • @martingoldfire try using your own brain instead of listening to everything your master bill maher preaches

  • @lareneg72 Try not using your own brain, instead of listening to everything your deluded self preaches.

  • @martingoldfire the difference between you and EF Hutton. Is when you speak nobody listens.

  • @lareneg72 My finances are fine, I don't need their advice. The difference between you and I, is that I'm obviousy right and you're completely wrong. Your problem is the placement of your head. You'll get a much better view of reality if you pull it out of your ass. You'll know when you've done it when everything stops smelling like shit :-D

  • @martingoldfire you are not very smart. I am not talking about your finances. I am making a comparison between you (a dumb fuck) and EF Hutton. When EF speaks everybody listens. When you speak nobody listens.

  • @lareneg72 You are not very smart. I know perfectly well what you meant. I am making a comparison between you(a dumb fuck) and ME! When you post a comment on a video by an intelligent person nobody listens. When I do, I might get a thumbs up ;-)

    ( That's a hint btw) :-D

  • @martingoldfire hey, dumb fuck, you started writing me.  are you lonely? I am not gay.

  • @lareneg72 Hey, dumb fuck! You started answering me, are you lonely? I am omnilsxual, but not desperate :-D

    I'm smarter than you, in case you haven't noticed ;-)

  • @martingoldfire now you are a liar and a fag. you started writing to me. you are not smart and neither is bill maher.

  • @lareneg72 Now you are a liar and a faghater. You started answering me. You are not smart, but Bill Maher sertainly is!!!

  • @martingoldfire wrong again faggot. check your history you started writing me. bill maher is a loser.

  • @lareneg72 Wrong again faghater. Check your history, you started answering me. Bill Maher is a winner!

  • @lareneg72 Faggot? What does your FATHER have to do with this,or are you severely closeted,boy?

  • @BabeonToast fuck off faggot and tell your mother thanks for the blow job last night. she was great.

  • We atheists are a sleeping giant, just about ready to get up and kick some ass!

  • @RakdaStone Regardless some of the things he says are really terrible. I do agree with him st sometimes but la lot of liberals don't even like him. Still an asshole in my opinion

  • @gj88drumstik Bill maher is an asshole

  • @lilpeaceacrap yeah but hes so right....

  • 1:20..kinda true but not cool.

  • He wasn't effective in making a transition from politics to religion.

  • @may291958 im canadian...the pipeline was cancelled for the same reason its likely to fail crossing BC...attempts to rush and bypass enviornmental concerns. its how the story is playing out in canada. try being truthful.

  • Maher not everybody buys into the progressive dems ideology...I am now an independent after being a democrat all my life...progressives are socialistic...I thought we hit bottom when Bush was in...only to find out it could get worse... Obama equates to a Bush on steroids...........

  • Everybody knows that "independents" are republicans. EVERYBODY knows that. Independents only come out during election time attacking only democrats. The problem with you isnt Obama, the problem with your team are the Palins, Trumps, Cains, Buchanans, etc. Whats the lyrics to that song? "If thats your best, your best wont do!!!"

  • @Quartz482 the democratic has been held up by progressives...not true democrats...sorry I am not a progressive...name one campaign promise Obama has kept? Today he denounces the keystone pipeline again (all because of the GOP), took the public option off of health care bill to pad his croonies pockets (Big insurance companies), more regulation than any other president in history...these are facts, my team Palin really? I am for working class America..not the 1% at the top Bush/Obama are sorry..

  • Nice to see not everyone in America is nuts

  • Bill Maher 2012

  • who is that lady?

  • Why does this guy (Maher) always remind me of the characters in 'Life in Hell' - Akbar & Jeff...? He looks just like them -

  • Is the a cock on his face ? Oh its his nose sorry Bill

  • BUT George Bush Still became President 

  • @Abbadon380

    First appointed president.....NOT elected.

    FACT

  • @Abbadon380 and the world cried.

  • @ThePowerV3 At the same time as laughing hysterically? I know I was. I was going to put a bet on him getting re-elected but my bookie said nah not even the Americans are that silly. Egg on both our faces.

  • He had me until he changed the subject.

  • Oh that was great. Is this video continued somewhere ?

  • @M1k4e u beat me to it ....im from canada and hope RON WINS

  • @M1k4e vote ron paul to eliminate your rights and every social program to help the poor elderly and kids..he doesnt know if hes a libertarian( long for liberal) or a conservative. guess hes what ever is popular at the time as does every republican. vote gop to raise your taxes and lower your standard of living

  • @210daved1 Ron Paul wants to cut government this means more rights (and freedom) & Ron Paul wants to cut taxes why don't you study him before you bash em?

  • @M1k4e Ron Paul would also allow racial discrimination please he will never win.

  • @BOXCHEVYBOY350 where did you get that idea?

  • i met god once, he had a stutter so i couldn't take him seriously

  • you all have to admit he has a point about the cover of newsweek 

  • This guy is a boob & a bad idea

  • 1:38 girl in audience over reacts

  • Yes we will becuase it's true.

  • @Mozart1220

    For you to suggest I don't read books proves you don't know who you are talking to.

    To suggest it's true because you read it in a book is a logical fallacy.

    It's nothing but another man's opinion in print, it doesn't make it fact. You can read about God in many different books as well, but that's not proof to you, is it?

    Keep in mind this entire time you've been telling me I'm wrong, whereas all I ever said is I don't agree with you.

  • @nosferotica1 The proof you need for evoluyion is out there. It hasn't REALLY been a "theory" for almost 100 years now. You asked for proof, I told you where to find it. That's all I can do. I asked YOU for proof of your "God" existing, and you provided nothing. Not surprising, since there is no evidence whatsoever of any God (and thus devil) existing.

  • @Mozart1220

    All the proof you need is within you and all around you. Naturally, you're a cynical person and that's not enough. I cannot prove to you things you don't care to acknowledge.

    You never proved where man became something from something else. Even the earliest record of man shows man in the form we are today, with cave paintings of animals that are exactly the same today as they were thousands of years ago.

    The small examples don't prove the big theories

  • @nosferotica1 So you have no proof. Got it. I'll stick with the measurable and the observable. And cave paintings don't go back far enough. Bones anf fossles show the evolution from man back through neaderthal, through earlier forms. It shows that we EVOLVED from more primitive forms.

  • @Mozart1220

    That's your cynicism speaking. What's measurable and observable of man is about 40,000 years with those cave paintings. Anything beyond that is speculation.

  • @Mozart1220

    All that it boils down to is this: If you were right, this wouldn't be a debate because billions of other people like me who believe in a higher power wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

    We think differently, this isn't right or wrong.  I'm not telling you you're wrong, and you can't seem to express yourself without insulting the other person.

  • @nosferotica1 It boils down to this. Millions of People thought Hitler was shiny for a while too. Turned out, they were WRONG. Millions used to think humans would never fly. THEY WERE WRONG. If you are insulted by facts, it's not my problem. I asked for any evidence that any supernatural being exists. You couldn't provide it. Game, set, match. Say Hi to the Easter Bunny for us won't you?

  • @Mozart1220

    Good story sir. I'm inclined to believe if you had all the answers, you wouldn't be trolling around here on youtube.

  • @nosferotica1 Who said I had ALL the answers? But I do think logically and do not allow myself to be taken in by myth. Also I am not trolling, just having a discussion. I guess you don't like the truth told to you eh? BTW, "billions" believe in "millions" of different stories. You'd think if there was truth to it you could all get together someplace.

  • @Mozart1220

    I think logically, too... And the idea of God is a logical thing for me.

    Your comment was pointed enough for me to believe you weren't trolling, I take that back.

  • @nosferotica1 There is nothing logical about a mythical being who claims omnipotence but shows every sign of human weakness, not the least of which is jealousy. Religions are nothing more than crowd control. One shred of evidence please, just one. NO? I'll stick with reality.

  • @Mozart1220

    Yeah, well I have my belief that the Lord God was a lesser God, not the creator of the universe. As you said, the creator of the universe wouldn't be so petty.

    And my evidence is your... Biology. Astronomy. My evidence is your science. Science reaffirms my faith, and it destroys yours.

    We are two sides of the same coin.

  • @nosferotica1 Science didn't destroy my faith, religions did. People who elieve in mythical beings but were unable to show any evidence of such did. And those things you mentioned are no evidence of one either. There is NOTHING in science that even comes close to being evidence of any kind of supreme being.

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  • @Mozart1220

    The fact that any of this stuff is to begin with is evidence. You know a lot of what but not a lot of why.

    And yeah... Religion can suck. Fundamentalism ruins everything. Science, too.

  • @nosferotica1 Again, you can't just say "We are here so there MUST be a supreme being of some sort". That's like saying "God exosts because the Bible SAYS He does". Come on, stop copping out. You beleve in whatever diety you folow because someone TOLD you it existed, not because there is any actual evidence for it.

  • @Mozart1220

    I'm not talking about the bible, and perhaps there could be no reason at all to our existence, but ... I guess I like life a bit too much to think it's all for naught, and don't mind reaching out toward something that's beyond human understanding.

  • @nosferotica1 So why not Santa Clase or the Easter Bunny? There is as much evidence for their existance as God or Satan.

  • @Mozart1220

    There's a fine line between origin and characters based on other religious figures or fertility symbols.

  • @Mozart1220

    beliefs of origin aren't the same as beliefs with origin.

  • @nosferotica1 Given the complete lack of evidence of their existance, there is no difference in this case. Buy do keep copping out.

  • @nosferotica1 You're a monumental moron, with a brain that's FUBAR at best.

    Don't argue against facts, you're making a fool of yourself. Now go feed your magic dragon some easterbunny, and leave the thinking to the adults.

  • @martingoldfire

    Wow, martingoldfire has spoken. I suppose I should take heed or whatever.

  • @nosferotica1 Indeed.

  • @martingoldfire

    Well one second, let me go do that...

    ...

    ...

    Shit. Don't care.

  • @nosferotica1 Or maybe you just couldn't find your unicorn, it's hard riding to Santa without one. You know, to wish for a brain for christmas :-D

  • @martingoldfire

    Yeah, because I celebrate Christmas. I keep my unicorn carefully hidden so the Lord of Darkness doesn't find it, for if he kills it and takes its horn winter will come and never leave.

  • @nosferotica1 Spoken like a champion of idiocy. Are you genetically bread to be a moron among idiots? Or are your parents brother and sister? Maybe you just enjoy ignoring reality, so you can wallow in your own delusion? Yep, willful ignorance seems right. Good luck with that!

  • @martingoldfire

    Wow, all that crap came out of your mouth and I was referencing the movie "Legend."

    Genetically BRED to be a moron amongst idiots?  You didn't know the difference between "bread" the food and "bred" as in "breeding." I do not ignore reality, I simply don't turn a blind eye to the spiritual essence of man. Besides, what harm comes to you if I am indeed "wallowing in my own delusion?" Between the two of us, I am not mocking those who think differently.

  • @nosferotica1 I'm not mocking those who think differently, only those who are morons. You know, like you ;-) I'm not from an englishspeaking country, so exuse me for not being fluent in YOUR language. Only a true moron would attack language. Again, you!

    "The spiritual essence of man"? We're an animal without any "spirit", look all you like. The harm you're doing is trying to spread your deluded nonsence by writing about it in here. That means I'm compelled to make fun of you, lucky me :-D

  • @martingoldfire

    If you're from another country and this isn't your primary language, that's fine. I apologize.

    2) I'm a "moron" for I think differently. You don't believe in God, whatever.

    3) Saying we're animals is playing a very dangerous card, for other animals can be property. To a degree it throws sanctity of life out the window, and states there's nothing higher than man, and no greater will than man's will. It's the deification of mortal man and often times govt.

  • @nosferotica1

    1) Thanks, no problem.

    2) You don't think differently, most people are religious. But if most people start thinking rape is OK, it doesn't mean the majority is right. No supernatural event has ever been proven, because no such things exist. Believing it does will not make it right.

    3) We ARE animals, evolved from a single celled organism that lived 3,5 billion years ago. Evidence is overwhelming, with NO evidence to the contrary. Most religions support slavery, even christianity.

  • @martingoldfire

    1) I think differently than you. There's a fine line between personal beliefs that harm none (so long as people aren't going around and forcing beliefs down the throats of others) and obvious crimes. I'll have to call that a false equivilent. You don't believe such things exist, and you are neither right nor wrong.

    2) that's an opinion, and most religions support slavery because they were once governments.

    I will not deny religion is tainted by greed.

  • @nosferotica1 Cont. You need to get your head out of your ass and face the facts. All religions are manmade! If there was a book dictated by a god, it would be so flawless that nobody would ever doubt it. Since every religious book is laughable at best, none is divine.

    Any "feeling" of god you might have is proven to be hardwired in the human brain. It has been replicated in experiments using "The God Helmet". Videoes explaining said experiments are viral and most entertaining, enjoy ;-)

  • @martingoldfire

    Of course religion is manmade. I never said that.

    Please stop talking to me like I'm a christian trying to convert people. I have no interest in converting anyone, nor am I a Christian. The only thing I've done wrong was believed I could have a mature discussion with childish, arrogant athiests who have all the answers and look down upon those who look up and seek to understand.

    I do not support organized religion, either. Stop assuming.

  • @nosferotica1 I'm not assuming anything, you ARE a moron.

    When you learn to count proparly, I'll be able to sort out your idiotic response.

    Neh, it was to jumbled, like your thinking.

    I'm gonna find somebody twice as smart as you to make fun of,

    like a toaster or an empty bottle of shampoo.

    Btw, I'm not an atheist, stop assuming ;-)

  • @martingoldfire

    Whatever. Peace.

  • @martingoldfire Don't be so hostile towards people you don't even know, you were being a bigot which undermines your point. I agree with all the facts you put forth, but you were attacking someone who made you look like an ass clown because he was being sarcastic half the time. He didn't say anything stupid, all he said is that he isn't completely sure there isn't some sort of creator, something I admire because being a little bit agnostic is the scientific approach to things.

  • @0willow0 Anyone who chooses to believe in something despite the lack of evidence, is a monumental moron. If you think he made ME look like a clown, well that's fine by me.

    I have chosen to live my life following the scientific method, because it never fails in presenting facts objectively. It is the only right way to view the universe and anyone that does not agree better not let me find out. Beliefs are slowing humanity down and must be ridiculed into the historybooks. And merry christmas ;-)

  • @martingoldfire The scientific method is acknowledging that anything you haven`t dis proven is still possible. Although it is often safe to assume some things are not true, namely religions, being arrogant and assuming you`re absolutely right is utterly unscientific. And whether you find out anything is inconsequential, because you`re nothing more than a Youtube troll. Merry Christmas to you too, Aharrharrharr!

  • @0willow0 Being called a troll isn't a bad thing for a norwegian. Norway is the land of trolls, that is a well known fact. My grandfather even met one once, Dovregubben himself ;-)

  • @martingoldfire Oh you have real trolls? If some day you meet a smurf, say hi for me.

    Obiwan Kenobi

  • @synsei1 I just talked to Odinsmurf, he said you weren't really Obiwan Kenobi and that it's actually some character in a movie called Stairwars? And sure, we have real trolls. But they only reveal themselves to people that already believe in them, like god ;-)

  • @martingoldfire Du krossa han xD

  • @LiBlub1 Hehe, takker og bukker :-)

  • @martingoldfire Dont' they have a town called Trollhattan?

  • @DawnOfTheDead991 Ever heard of Google?;-) Trollhãttan is in Sweden.

  • @martingoldfire Ah yeah, like I am using Google Chrome. But wasn't Norway part of Sweden until say a 100 years ago?. It is almost like the difference between the USA & Canada.

  • @DawnOfTheDead991 OK, try Wikipedia then, since you don't know the difference between Google Chrome the software and Google the website. I'm not giving a historylesson on Youtube. And please change this text on your channel :" I love making stupid people mad by attacking their unexamined, stupid beliefs, be it right or left."

    Stop asking stupid questions and do some research instead.

  • @martingoldfire Ha ha Genialt

  • @WARP10CK Ikkesant? :-D

  • @martingoldfire Dovregubben Himself!!!

  • @martingoldfire,

    Nice response. I say that as an American with Norwegian heritage.

  • @martingoldfire Watch out for the troll hunter! (Great movie, btw)

  • @martingoldfire i liked that movie "troll hunters"

  • @martingoldfire hahaha you crazy norway nords i want to go there some day

  • @martingoldfire I agree. From what I can gather, being lured into the forest or losing your way while in the forest is blamed upon trolls. blamed. Others feel its their way of attempting to bestow knowledge upon man. Bergtatt. I long for home, and know not why my grandfather left norway for America. Its a shame. Being born here is a curse.

  • @martingoldfire

    isn't there a town in Norway called Trollhatten?:p

  • @Guitarvirtuoso666 It's in Sweden and is called Trollhättan.

  • @martingoldfire

    I looked it up, should have done it before I asked you:p

  • @martingoldfire, Truly and when he did'st meet-ith the Troll Dovregubben he did'st cleft his skull in twain, and yea, there was much feasting and drinking and wenching, and the ancestors were pleased.

  • @smithcas86 Well according to the picture of the meeting, no such thing happened. My grandfather stood on the edge of Wolfvalley with my uncle Ragnar. The year was 1949. Dovregubben stood down in the valley, with his head reaching up over the edge where they were standing. Being 50 feet and a friendly troll, my grandfather thought it best to treat him with the proper respect, like he respected all the creatures of the forest. After a brief chat, they went back to tell the tale of the giant troll

  • @martingoldfire I dont know, I think MY version was more viking-y.

  • @smithcas86 And just as true I suppose ;-)

  • @martingoldfire Do you live in Norway or the US? I like 'meeting' people from different places and I would love to hear some folklore if we ever catch up.

  • Check out Louis CK's stand up bit 'God is like a shitty girlfriend'. Goes great with what he said at the end xD

  • finally someone has the guts to say it.

  • I LOVE YOU BILL!

  • Come on people time to give up your imaginary friends. There is more evidence of Bigfoot than God so stop deluding yourself. By the way, I believe in neither.

  • The man has a point