The Racist Horse

[BanjoThreeies]

Ah, son of a bitch......

[VladTrof95]

Im racist and I find this very.. very.. black.

[Eviltim349]

Sarah Jessica Parker has a face like a horse god I hate explaining punch lines

[Duisburg468123]

Ok the last joke did you mean that joke about sarah jessica parker or the joke from horse

[mojojojoe100]

someone explain the last joke please?

[xDroflmao1337]

i love ponies

[FTW2810]

0:30 hahaaa the blonde guys eyebrows stay still while he laughs

[tetrunks]

lol the horse is Sarah Jessica Parker. she actually looks like a horse

[kiddem17]

1:14 he says foot an the horse has hooves...racist...

[blacktemplars300]

@kiddem17 ...

[paladindarknite]

@kiddem17 your a stupid retarded motherfucker, getting off on the wrong foot is a figure of speech! SHUT THE FUCK UP....

[SuperFunnySongs]

one of the greatest clips ive seen in a while

[vanassaevens]

@SuperFunnySongs ur racist

[SuperFunnySongs]

@vanassaevens why?

[JohnWhiting21]

haHAHAHAHA BITE ME THATS WHY!

[admiralflynn895]

its really not racist because its true for all horses, its the way they are made so yeah not offensive

[MoonsilverWithdrawn]

So THAT'S why he was in a bar. I had a name like that (and was a talking/sapient horse) I'd probably be driven to drink too.

[BarrellDevil96]

Sarah Jessica Parker xD hahahahahah

[dinosaurhunter513]

What do you call a Black preacher ....*S.W.A.T. breaches the room* ..... HOLY SHIT!!!

[Trackstar800m204]

What! Family guy made fun of a celebrity?! This show should get canceled! Again!

[xoxILoveCatsxox]

Wow, that's mean.

[elmocat12]

Ok i'm mike this is harry........ Sara Jessica Parker

[gokunarugo2]

Hmm....this isnt racist^^ its funny:D

[wbooker10]

lOl , Sarah Jessica Parker thats fuck up

[LilyIsMehName]

LOOOOOL. -3 "Sarah Jessica Parker". :3

[AssyrianKingz13]

i didnt see that coming, lmao 

[TheJimozu]

im offensive and i find this a joke

[SigurTibbs]

The best part of this joke is "Sarah Jessica Parker"

[tfmm77]

I'm a joke and I find this horse offensive

[superbuu122]

that nigga said wait why do you have so many glasses and you havnt touched em? lmao then hes like why are u even at a bar haha lmao its like they slowly realized he was a horse lmao too much for me man i tell ya

[blacktemplars300]

@superbuu122 thankyou that was the joke

[JuliusIsMe]

How dare they make racist remarks next to Sarah Jessica Parker!

[pretentiousguy27]

107 people let William Shatner use his nunchucks.

[HaleysHeresat]

@tboss2447 *face palm* I mean, very GOOD! You're a regular little sleuth. Have yourself a cookie. 

[ODsDalton]

I knew it was Sarah Jessica Parker. . .The face gave it away!!!

[tboss2447]

the horse has the same actor as brian

[chedoodle]

@tboss2447 So is Peter, Stewie and a few others

[VitalSubtlety]

@tboss2447 I agree with chedoodle Seth MacFarlane does voices for Stan Smith, Brian Griffin, Peter Griffin, Roger, God, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Mickey Mcfinnigan, Carter Pewterschmidt, Tom Tucker, Dr. Hartman, Jasper, Kool-Aid Man, Vern, Kevin Swanson, Nate Griffin, Jerry Seinfeld, William Shatner, Bill Clinton, Jesus, and Jake Tucker. My fingers hurt now.

[tboss2447]

@VitalSubtlety is there someone he doesn't play?

[EpicMiroslav]

sarah jessica parker :D



[ADDMEIFCOOL]

106 people wear blck

[spoonboy21]

(-.(-.(-.-).-).-)

Chinese mafia

[iHsg16]

I honestly think 50% of this clip was made for comedy and the other 50% was to show ignorant people a mirror :)

Good job famguy producers!

[XenaTheAlienChick]

here is two somewhat racist jokes

what do you call a hundred white men running down a hill Avalanche(sorry for fail spelling)

what do you call hundred white men in a pool whipped cream

sorry if they are not funny i'm white so yeah i am being somewhat racist to my own kind even though they dont sound racist :)

[DnBastard]

@XenaTheAlienChick not sure if that was supposed to be tragic, but congratulations just in case!

[TheWiseYoung]

@XenaTheAlienChick You just sound retarded.

[TheBaseler]

my sense of humor is as black it picks up cotton :D (i´m not racist)

[FuroraCeltica]

Damn Nature You Racist

[ECW2006]

When they change the subject when the horse said "Oh yeah, how is it different?", that's their way of saying "We don't have a good reason why."

[blackops111000]

Family guy you the best

[blackops111000]

:)

[TheAndersDanilet]

Why is the title "The Racist Horse" when the horse is actually the victim of a racist joke said by a black guy? Huh....

[allforizzy123]

Shara jesica parker

[jagfriend12151994]

Sweetie don't make me use my numchucks

[Pfeiffinator23]

Hahaha Seth is a fucking genius!!

[eth92]

Wait, Sarah? I thought it was Laurence!

Why didn't anyone tell me!? OhhI made those references look like a complete ass of themselves! *Runs to my car*

[xXZWCXx]

Sarah Jessica Parker I laughed my ass off

[coolboialex]

racist jokes are pretty funny though..

[poxflaza]

these clips are funny but the intros are fucking lame and stupid.

[MrSquid21]

@TheBotherHood2 yes, he's also the same guy that voiced stewie, Peter, quagmire, and other numerous characters from family guy plus some of his other shows. (hint, he's Seth macfarlane himself) why am I making this seem like such a big deal? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT GOD DAMMIT!!!

[antspants45]

@frogman360 yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

[frogman360]

That was pretty...

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Funny.

[a2zsportsfreak]

@frogman360 omg how did you do that?!

[TheNewWorldMan69]

@frogman360 ur a god

[superbuu122]

@frogman360 thats tight

[thebigbadwolfwashere]

@frogman360 YEAAAAAAAA!

[yurismir1]

@frogman360 Okay David Caruso

[TheBotherHood2]

is the horse voiced by the same voice actor as Brian

[peacelovekawaii]

@yempis I'm not trying to be rude but that wasn't funny at all Sorry it's insulting and rude

[TheKels432]

@yempis what? I'm reasonably sure I have a brain and that the holocaust happened

[safetykillerxs23]

i was not expecting the end

[nickotron100]

There always stealing bases funny

[Yempis]

joke

why do US Americans believe in the holocaust?

because they dont have brains

[MrDocMinecraft]

@Yempis Because it really happened?

[linkthemain]

@Yempis I'm trying to expand my horizons as much as I can but no matter what I try that is not funny any way I look at it, please explain it to me.

[Amanit87]

I'm a black horse and this ain't funny!

[sokha326]

@Amanit87 you mum's a black hore

[Sneezlebob]

@Amanit87 We know you're black by your less than stellar grammar!

[heyuglylosers]

BITE ME THATS WHY DUSH BAG

[snowflakeFactory]

1000th comment :D

[julianchelo]

fuckin trolls

[nazizombiecrazyman]

@shezzbangar HAHAHAHAHA I HAVNT LAUGHED THIS HARD FOR YEARS but its true

[Shezzbangar]

I'm not a racists, because racism is a crime. And crime is for black people.

[BonJoviMad100]

haha

[123anacondas]

Fuck u rhukruz

[davidmitcha]

I hate SJP. This is priceless!

[tyler9452]

i did nazi that coming

[XIScopedOUTXI]

@tyler9452 hey, thats RACIST i happen to be a nazi. jk

[MyAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

bite me doushbag

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

HAHAHAHA BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE! Now lets not be racist a-holes.

[Lrdvltr]

This is so typical. Weak white man sticks up for chimp in terms of "racism." Weak whites like that got Obongo elected. I can only hope that their daughters will be ravaged by chimps.

[Bududulis]

@Lrdvltr lol..................

[AndersBreivik911]

@Lrdvltr - You are absolutely right my friend.

[WhAtStHeMaTtErMan]

@jfarrp Why are you so racist? Because your parents left you alone after you became 5 and nobody in the world likes you!

[jfarrp]

What do you call a black priest?

Holy Shit

Why do black people not have dreams?

The last one who did got shot.

[JIRIC8581]

@jfarrp that hurts dude seriously we r just like you only brown wtf

[Kaiser2284]

@jfarrp at last found a place to let out all your dirty black jokes, eh?

[MikeyJohnno]

"Look I think we all got off on the wrong foot"

"You got that right"

Genius line xD

[Stone33400]

Hopefuly this is not a rapist horse! XD

[batmenace15]

I have watched over half a dozen of these Seth MacFarlane clips and I have not laughed or even smiled once.

[Thurbane316]

@batmenace15 You should see a doctor about that...

[yunggerman]

Sarah Jessica Parker.

[heyuglylosers]

@yunggerman FUCK YOU SARAH JESSICA PARKER

[KanesNumber1Fan]

@yunggerman U DOCHE WAS GONNA POST THAT! now i cant have top comment bitc! u comment sucks!......now if u will excuse me im gonna go ahead and like ur comment. XD

[yunggerman]

@yunggerman holy crap i got top comment for putting Sarah Jessica Parker  lol

[smileyTn7]

lold hard at sarah jessica parker

[poopfist]

99 people are Sarah Jessica Parker

[metallicafan3124]

2:21

[McDogginified]

Lol if you actually google Sarah Jessica Parker she actually does have a long face. 

[smdb12345678]

okay, so one man walked into a bar and he got shot in the arrow with a knee!

[liveperfect009]

sarah jessica parker lmao!!!

[8mariel8]

jajajajjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajaj­ajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajaja­jajajajajajajjajaja bastaaa me tente!!!

[Sk8terWithVans]

@OHBOYKID316 that doesn't make you look cool. Quit trying and #hopoff

[phoque122]

why do black people like basketball

because it involves running stealing and shooting

[TheDailyFart]

@phoque122 you must really hate black people maybe thats why some hate white people :/

[tablets55]

@TheDailyFart Really Hate, Obviously he's having a laugh...

[Iliveagan]

@phoque122

Hilarious but you forgot the jumping part

I am black and I remember every black joke known to man

And Asian

And white

And Jew

And Hispanic

And the occasional horse

[Kaiser2284]

@phoque122 dude, I'm black and I found that soo helerious, seriously good one!

[TheEnvious666]

@phoque122

What's the difference between a white person and a snake?

One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake. t(ツ)_/¯

[AndersBreivik911]

@TheEnvious666 - Fuck you chimp.

[57worldwide]

@phoque122 So - why do some White people like basketball?

[AndersBreivik911]

@57worldwide - White guilt. Got that monkey?

[57worldwide]

@AndersBreivik911 I was replying to a joke. I was expecting a joke in response. I guess it's fitting you replied?

I also don't have dark skin.

People like sports for the same reasons. If Black people really like Basketball due to running, stealing, and shooting, then White people would like Basketball for the same reason.

If you want to be racist, I want as little to do with you as possible. If you want to act stupid, I will make fun of you like the joke you are.

[GregoryBone]

@57worldwide ey bra, u beez racis as fuc nigga. man i jus wanna fuc wite women das all i curenty live fo stfu bra

[AndersBreivik911]

@57worldwide - You are a weak white fucker. Thats why that black boy just owned you. Maybe you should suck his black dick. Or better yet - just vote for Obama in November. I hope you get jackrolled by a pack of wild charcoal black chimps.

[57worldwide]

@AndersBreivik911 Sure, as a citizen of New Zealand, living in Germany, I will vote for Obama.

You're an idiot. Obviously.

Grow a brain, then grow some nuts and confront whatever the fuck it is that hurt you when you were a child. Whatever they did, I bet it wasn't someone with darker skin than I have.

[AlieesWay]

@57worldwide New zealand for the win!!!!

[raindae]

@AndersBreivik911 what the hell is with all this racism???? Shut up already!!!!!!!!!!

[JackRoller008]

@raindae - Shut the fuck up!!!

[JackRoller008]

@57worldwide - You better watch your mouth you bobble headed dot fucker.

[57worldwide]

@JackRoller008 Whatever. I don't even know what dot fucker means.

[lolhaha869]

@phoque122 U mad at black people bro?

[LFDHxGamingX]

@phoque122 lol i heard tht b4

[TheDM75]

@phoque122 *ba dum tss*

[liveperfect009]

dude whats your problem arrow to the knee joke is perfect. And we can explain your wrong idea like this "arrow to knee kokes is used to be funny then it took an arrow on the knee."(bye the way arrow to the knee jokes are perfect.And @eyeland12 go and fuck your self.)

[RETRDEDELEPHNT]

@liveperfect009 arrow to the knee kokes is used to be funny FAIL

[condemnedpie]

The arrow to the knee joke was not even funny to begin with...

[xRunFromMyGun]

"Sarah Jessica Parker" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[ssworm35]

I'm not a man... I'm a horse... I'm a broom.

[FantastiCATastrophy]

im offensive and i find this horse

[jonsitron11]

... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA

[LeanardoDaVinci711]

how the hell did i get from Vat19 to here?

[gotpie535]

hahahahahaahahahahahha

[RPHT4]

Hahahahaha

[Starchild334]

That......was.........hilariou­s.

[adamgrogory]

WRONG

0:34 he said: Screw you!

Its suppose to be "Fuck you!"

1:08 he said: No freaking thumbs!

Its suppose to be "No fucking thumbs!"

1:11 he said: Bite me thats why, douchebag!

Its suppose to be "Eat shit thats why, dickhead!"

[violaguy1]

the original anti-joke

[brickgoon]

Sarah Jessica Parker Lmfao oh shit

[xLEGITxCLANxHQx2012]

Lol harsh

[YendoranLetha]

@weird3oh3luvr They steal from /b/ alot as well.

[arrSubwaykidd]

argh. i hate racism... and black people.

[LiquidSER]

"Sara Jessica Parker" Hahahahaha XD

[axelbesteu1]

we nead more lemon plege

[BlackLegion1262]

I would have thought Julia Roberts...

[NickGranger85]

Wow, I never knew Sarah Jessica Parker was racist. You learn something every day.

[deathrifle]

Family guy sucks

[MrWangwangs]

@deathrifle

que?

[meganewcastlefan]

Lol

[Ziault]

Berry Punch is getting drunk again, everypony run!

[jacksparrow1507]

@Ziault that is the funniest MLP reference i've heard today.

[GloriousBeard]

@devileyes0h Smole my dill.

[napalmcannon]

The sad thing is, this is true.

Make a black joke in front of a black guy? Racist.

Black guy makes a joke about your race? Just having fun.

[nikelivesonmusic]

@napalmcannon Lolno. It isn't though. You just want pity.stfuuuu

[grouchypus]

@napalmcannon its a hypocracy. just the sad truth.

[mridkwhoyouare]

better video: white guy riding horse, black guy jumps on, horse kicks black guy off. jkjkjkjk this is extremely better :-D

[ThatGuyFromMarz]

U 4 GOT THE "F"

[WW3NuclearWar]

LMAO

[99Optima]

FG sucks balls!!!