DO NOT READ! A little over 20years ago a 12 year old boy was playing with his basketball in the street on Acto Street, NJ. Some teenagers who were drag racing on motorcycles weren't paying attention and ran him over and killed him. it is said that if you go on Acto Street, turn off your car, and blink your headlights 3 times you will see the figure of him bouncing the ball. Now that you have read this you must post this on 4 other messages in the next 10min, or you will die in an auto accident
autofarm make a great version of the Cayman. They bore it out too 3.7 for around £16,000 (even up too 3.9!) and can futher mod the car to become a GT3 beater...... they made the car porsche dare not make.
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@ahhhnomames I agree .....this show is so annoying...whats the point talking so fast with a small screen changing pictures every 2 seconds. This show should be banned
the volt has such a ridiculous authonomy... they should invest more money in improving it better than using it in communication campaigns... smaller companies are making much better electric cars. GM please...
Tesla? Mitsubishi (i MIEV)? Apart from lots of smaller companies making electric kits for cars. In fact, almost every car company is working on some electric car (BMW, Nissan, Dodge, for example). Don't mess my words, i like the Volt, but i think that by the time it will be sold, they should improve the authonomy.
Tesla? Mitsubishi (i MIEV)? Apart from lots of smaller companies making electric kits for cars. In fact, almost every car company is working on some electric car (BMW, Nissan, Dodge, for example). Don't mess my words, i like the Volt, but i think that by the time it will be sold, they should improve the authonomy.
Hey FLD, what happened to the Being able to Watch ur Video's in High Quality, arn't u guys bothered to put the High Quality clip up anymore, or has utube stopped that feature.
WTF my van! Its out side your office *^%!*)(*? My sister borrowed it to go buy some tuna and celery a month ago. Man, I should never of swapped her birth control pill for asprin...
I'm loving the Artega. As for rnough to kick Simon Cowell in the balls, I'm for anything with enough power to do that, and WTF is up with the van watch(and what was under it)?.
the WTF about no J8 here is thanks to the ass backward politicians in the US. They set a standard for diesel so high that its nearly impossible to reach, but hey keep putting gas engines on the road that are worse, that makes sense to me! It actually boils down to the fact that those diesels get more MPG which would dig into big oil's bottom line. So there you have that!
wow FLD made a Funny joke i mean i actually laughed My my an improvement i mean the whole doctor thing was too much one of my lungs exploded and now i have caNCER and this all happened in the 4 minutes of me watching this video.......
Temp'e You make it sound more mexican than it allready is. Its Tempe more like Temp-pee like you temping to pee. My god as if we arent mexican enough :\
Why use a Cayman S Sport as a test mule for a Cayman RS? They shoulda used a base model, then it wouldn't have been noticable, because in those pictures that car looks just like the upcoming Cayman S Sport
1:51 sooo somes up the past 8 years. leaf springs? your fancy redneck vettes still use leaf springs. cayman needs some turbos, it would make it what it should be. Artega looks good, nice lines.
How do you know when a girl from arkansas is on her period? shes only wearing one sock. heaoooo, you Are correct sir.
What? They won't release the J8 here because it doesn't pass the emissions in some states?
That's seriously messed up! When has California's stupid emissions laws ever stopped a car's release before? They can make a California version, that's what every other manufacturer does!
We could benefit from that thing here in western Nevada. Unlike other parts of the country, we actually NEED 4WD to deal with the icy streets and snowy areas, and a small diesel truck would be ideal.
Glorious day DD? Well maybe if it stops raining, I finally get my car to start, somebody else changes the litter box & I find $20 bucks in the dryer... maybe. But thanks for getting out of bed to give me another episode of FLD anyway (-: At least something was good today.
Man now I want the J8! will it come to Canada? if so i will juat have to go get one there ehh! wehn does the new Top Gear start running on BBC America?
I doubt it, Canada has similar emission regulations, if not even more strict ones. A bunch of cars don't make here in Canada because of the emission regulations. And a whole bunch more don't make it because of bumper and pedestrian safety regulations :@ !!!
I think the Cayman is just something to sell more cars and make more profit not really for making a track-oriented-car, but I could be wrong ofcourse we'll see about the specs and ofcourse the new benchmark: the 'ring time.
That artega looks good on the outside....resembles a lotus. ;)
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Suprai6 2 years ago
autofarm make a great version of the Cayman. They bore it out too 3.7 for around £16,000 (even up too 3.9!) and can futher mod the car to become a GT3 beater...... they made the car porsche dare not make.
SeigeCJ 2 years ago
LOL im fucking my receptionist wtf?
sharef93 3 years ago 2
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ephedrinedietpills 3 years ago
r u fukin serious huynhminhtri?
nazarook 3 years ago
Amigo , what's mean WTF ? Is that What The Fix ?
huynhminhtri 3 years ago
Amigo, actually it means "What The Fuck"
bad ha....
vbrandenstein 3 years ago
haha. simon cowell. he's a loser
dtan9923 3 years ago
what shit its this?? fast lane daily sucks!!! bunch of fags!!
ahhhnomames 3 years ago 7
@ahhhnomames I agree .....this show is so annoying...whats the point talking so fast with a small screen changing pictures every 2 seconds. This show should be banned
RobertsDigital 10 months ago
Bring Kei cars to the US... Energy crisis solved.
RX7GLORY 3 years ago
Love the doctor joke!
TheOtherDimension 3 years ago
i must say this show sucks hardcore..
reactor4music 3 years ago
It's an awesome show. What planet are you on?
TheOtherDimension 3 years ago
What is this crap? Have these guys made a living out of talking shite over something they,ve read on the net. Horrendous.
hammy9990 3 years ago
the volt has such a ridiculous authonomy... they should invest more money in improving it better than using it in communication campaigns... smaller companies are making much better electric cars. GM please...
notelies 3 years ago 4
Name one company that makes a better electric? Sorry moron there isn't one viable out there.
lesodgers 3 years ago
Tesla? Mitsubishi (i MIEV)? Apart from lots of smaller companies making electric kits for cars. In fact, almost every car company is working on some electric car (BMW, Nissan, Dodge, for example). Don't mess my words, i like the Volt, but i think that by the time it will be sold, they should improve the authonomy.
notelies 3 years ago
Name 1
KantoDude 3 years ago
Tesla? Mitsubishi (i MIEV)? Apart from lots of smaller companies making electric kits for cars. In fact, almost every car company is working on some electric car (BMW, Nissan, Dodge, for example). Don't mess my words, i like the Volt, but i think that by the time it will be sold, they should improve the authonomy.
notelies 3 years ago
Wow
Microgees 3 years ago
don't hurt yourself-stay away from the comedy, and get some production value for your audio while you're at it
tannerthomason 3 years ago
wow that joke was bad...
doggiepowers 3 years ago
J8 not clean enough for California? Freakin Diesel is clean as hell on its own...I hate california.
EvilCerealBoX 3 years ago
diesel is the filthiest fuel source known to man.
sulpher = bad.
theinneruniverse 3 years ago
f that van watch shit. i rather see jay leno back on.
snakesinmypants 3 years ago 3
Can you please stop that fucking van thing!
It's so fucking annoying
okodorifuto 3 years ago 9
Word, not funny
Youngtube1000 3 years ago
WOOT WOOT Derek you can pronounce Henrik Fisker whitout sounding like you are about to throw up that is impressiv now say "RØD GRØD MED FLØDE"..
and keep the good shows comeing we all love them
PudoDK 3 years ago
This show used to be a car show but know it seems 2 advertise more than anything and wtf is the VAN about??:S
68turk 3 years ago
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR GETTING RID IF THE DEATH RACE ADDS, they were DRIVING me NUTS
nissanskylineR35 3 years ago
That Artega is fucking pimp.
DrumGod22 3 years ago
Hey FLD, what happened to the Being able to Watch ur Video's in High Quality, arn't u guys bothered to put the High Quality clip up anymore, or has utube stopped that feature.
thee0n3 3 years ago
this are the best jokes for a long time
hunke123 3 years ago
wait what a tuesday episode without carrie or alex
i no likey
therealblacken 3 years ago
DD loved the joke. you should put more jokes on the show
admoreno35 3 years ago
WTF my van! Its out side your office *^%!*)(*? My sister borrowed it to go buy some tuna and celery a month ago. Man, I should never of swapped her birth control pill for asprin...
Colonelc81 3 years ago
That receptionist skit cracked me up.
googlevision 3 years ago
call it what ever you want, still cant' tell them apart/porsches/
JustaEropeanGuy 3 years ago
i Am F*#king my receptionist.....
altfseven 3 years ago
good for you..
sidearm613 3 years ago
is it just me or does the artega gt's taillights look like really modern 180sx taillights?
yusufer5000 3 years ago
Rofl. you dont need to clone yourself to be two places at once, Derek. HOW ThE HELL DO YOU DO IT?!
espeed623 3 years ago
I'm loving the Artega. As for rnough to kick Simon Cowell in the balls, I'm for anything with enough power to do that, and WTF is up with the van watch(and what was under it)?.
Spyker88 3 years ago
i just realized that theirs music playing in the backround....
ylua808 3 years ago
I wish I was a dr. :(
sirhcskoorb 3 years ago
go through the hellish life of medical school and you too can be a doctor
i got one year left in med school :-)
carfan2k2 3 years ago
WTF?
netio650 3 years ago
GM is selling to gay men? Derek, don't you own a Chevy Cobalt? *hint hint* :P
protias 3 years ago
I wish he was.....
knoose 3 years ago
lmao i had a cobalt then i found out i wasnt gay lol
i would have liked to had a volt but it looks like there targeting gay men in bad suits lol
biglipsjim 3 years ago
yea dat joke was kinda not funny so try again DD
azharmohammed0 3 years ago
wtf is under the van! i shit my pants no joke
D3K1N9 3 years ago
the WTF about no J8 here is thanks to the ass backward politicians in the US. They set a standard for diesel so high that its nearly impossible to reach, but hey keep putting gas engines on the road that are worse, that makes sense to me! It actually boils down to the fact that those diesels get more MPG which would dig into big oil's bottom line. So there you have that!
smartcarfor2 3 years ago
How long until you say "Van watch... the mood is tense"?
martinjamieson 3 years ago
wow FLD made a Funny joke i mean i actually laughed My my an improvement i mean the whole doctor thing was too much one of my lungs exploded and now i have caNCER and this all happened in the 4 minutes of me watching this video.......
DarthVantos 3 years ago
the sticker on the hood is gone!!!!!!!
xtremeoid 3 years ago
California ruined it for the rest of us.
GearHead318 3 years ago
Um, wtf doesn't Jeep just put a clean diesal in the J8 (or even a gas engine).
RXTRUX1 3 years ago
Temp'e You make it sound more mexican than it allready is. Its Tempe more like Temp-pee like you temping to pee. My god as if we arent mexican enough :\
davitto1 3 years ago
I have a feeling that the volt is going to be another ev1 story....sad.
superman1309 3 years ago
Kinda let down in ya FLD if the doc said what i think he said in the good/bad news segment..
storkman 3 years ago
usually the jokes aren't this obvious
but its better than the last few you had
keep it up
Gamefreaky1234321 3 years ago
HD makes it 10x better
Zcarbon 3 years ago
seriously
VegetasRage 3 years ago
Nice and entertaining as always... :)
TheOnly1Ever 3 years ago
Why use a Cayman S Sport as a test mule for a Cayman RS? They shoulda used a base model, then it wouldn't have been noticable, because in those pictures that car looks just like the upcoming Cayman S Sport
TheresNoSubstitute 3 years ago
Lucky doc....I'd love to be hitting my secretary or assistant or agent.
DriftAkademiks 3 years ago
any news on the new A6?
leofanto 3 years ago
fuck Simon Powell
tonydano 3 years ago
That was NOT a Cayman RS, that was a Cayman S Sport. NOT AN RS.
porschecarreragtmay6 3 years ago
was somebody messing up your q-cards, derrick? your words was jumbling up a little.
gallyun1 3 years ago
pronounced tem pee arizona
captBLOTTO 3 years ago
omg that docters part was so funny wow i would have strangled that doc big time XD
5191126 3 years ago
like the new animations
triplebat 3 years ago
lol the doctors good news was the best
jasamappa 3 years ago
hahahahhahaha temp-eh arizona its temp-ee derek d
govols1199 3 years ago
Is it really that funny?
Really?
dvpringle 3 years ago
that artega is hawt
proto35 3 years ago
Please get rid of DD and put Carrie on full time
wfangnxd117 3 years ago
Bhahahah awesome jokes DD
anyways That RS is sick
I'd Sell my SLK , My Brother and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for it.
Anyone wanna trade?
Jeffieldmak 3 years ago
That was awesome!
you guys should do more episodes like this one
good car info with good jokes
derek d ROCKS!
XBassBeast 3 years ago
1:51 sooo somes up the past 8 years. leaf springs? your fancy redneck vettes still use leaf springs. cayman needs some turbos, it would make it what it should be. Artega looks good, nice lines.
How do you know when a girl from arkansas is on her period? shes only wearing one sock. heaoooo, you Are correct sir.
mr2ya 3 years ago
LMFAO DEREK YOUR THE BEST :P
MrBullShrimp 3 years ago
ROFL. That jeep has leaf springs... BL stopped using them in the 70's :D
Mark13000 3 years ago
Leaf springs on a Jeep = bad-ass.
dvpringle 3 years ago
LOOOL at the doctor joke
fobdaddie 3 years ago
rofl lmao omg dat was fukcin hilarious
shoh92 3 years ago
volt car for the gays yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh finaly
jk
shubhamranjan 3 years ago
omg that van watch thingy was funny what the hell is that
mikiowned 3 years ago
whaat
jtdrye 3 years ago
What? They won't release the J8 here because it doesn't pass the emissions in some states?
That's seriously messed up! When has California's stupid emissions laws ever stopped a car's release before? They can make a California version, that's what every other manufacturer does!
We could benefit from that thing here in western Nevada. Unlike other parts of the country, we actually NEED 4WD to deal with the icy streets and snowy areas, and a small diesel truck would be ideal.
TBustah 3 years ago
Huh, I've never seen that Artega thing before. It's pretty cool.
Looks kinda like a cross between an Elise, a Carrera, and a Ferrari 360.
TBustah 3 years ago
Glorious day DD? Well maybe if it stops raining, I finally get my car to start, somebody else changes the litter box & I find $20 bucks in the dryer... maybe. But thanks for getting out of bed to give me another episode of FLD anyway (-: At least something was good today.
TheMandoor 3 years ago
Man now I want the J8! will it come to Canada? if so i will juat have to go get one there ehh! wehn does the new Top Gear start running on BBC America?
lordbf1 3 years ago
I doubt it, Canada has similar emission regulations, if not even more strict ones. A bunch of cars don't make here in Canada because of the emission regulations. And a whole bunch more don't make it because of bumper and pedestrian safety regulations :@ !!!
fobdaddie 3 years ago
I think the Cayman is just something to sell more cars and make more profit not really for making a track-oriented-car, but I could be wrong ofcourse we'll see about the specs and ofcourse the new benchmark: the 'ring time.
RoyalError 3 years ago
Who doesn't have enough power to kick Simon Cowell on the balls?
jowes007 3 years ago
If you did, he'd probably just say that he's been kicked harder. ;)
TBustah 3 years ago
LMAO
modifide 3 years ago
true true...
43jzcoz22 3 years ago
I like the Caymen
orki1960 3 years ago 2
that would be CaymAn...
golfguy11800 3 years ago
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derek your getting fatter. go lose some weight.
boostedjdmdb8 3 years ago