Russell Peters - Show Me The Funny (Part 2)

[MagicRed11]

YOU CANT JUST LEAVE LOLZ

[yubisakireno]

wheres.. part one?

[mennicemennice]

240p We meet again :D

[TheChilliTroopers]

THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[1976THX]

..BigMäc and large Fries..!!!

[pricey987654321]

666-786 views :O

[Inevitable458]

I am indian and I never knew that Indians are to be afraid of black people. well it is too late. they are my friends and I love them.

[MegaKrishan123]

@Inevitable458 My dad is indian (punjabi) and my mom is black so... not much fear.

[skyei1]

im from UK and he's right about the women being stuck up.

[SteedDeMita]

over 5 million views lost between part one and part two. loll

[SuperYousra93]

its true the indian pple always act like this and talk like this

[takonesh]

i have a black friend and i'm indian he dosen't kill me... nevermind



[gaarasabaku235]

to be hoenst asian people are pissed off drivers

[ronak137]

27 people saw a chinese person in a car accident

[dontaskaboutmyname]

@ronak137 i hope u take it up the ass

[warilban]

ahaha "don't stop making fun of us"

[birdeye163]

where the hell is cris!! that bastard is late!! :D

[slackerofhell]

actually that boat she be here in a week xD

[mesinjahit10]

lmao,leno lives next door to russell

[cartwheeled]

when was this performance?

[prawnbutters]

LMBO dat bastard is late

[aliyahjboless]

5:56

I piss myself EVERY TIME! xD

[Keizero1331]

curry running down his arms...XP

[cjakastar]

Where the hell is chris...dat bastard is late lol

[animelover1168]

lol the londen thing

[necramoniumdotc0m]

27 people are a dumb neighbor...

[marcusinHD]

look alright, i'm sick of guys like you trying to chat me up all day!

[MrSuinKim]

hey when ur done doing that u wanna..HEY

[Caila02]

whattha hell is all the honking about

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[DarkAnime989]

lol you don't know how many times people have asked me why I don't smell like curry XD This guy is amazing

[NikhilLuthra101]

LOL



[soccermylife17]

LMFAO- "BUDDY!"

[OmgRockOut]

I AM A FEMALE

SITTING AT MY COMPUTER

IN. LONDON.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

[bulletloc0]

where the hell is chris? That Bastard is late!! LOL

[sonofthedestroyer]

I eat alot of spicy food and i dont smell.

So why do some Indians smell? Maybe its due to stress. I dont know

[1LastMeal]

@sonofthedestroyer weather maybe

[DaUziel]

@sonofthedestroyer I had a Pakistani roommate. He stank because he didn't bathe.

[YouthEnergy]

Synchronized forward lean at 0:32.

[KayenCi]

That's a fantastic Australian accent he does for a Londoner, she must have come over for a visit or something.

[LadyMelody420]

Love Russell Peters, I just wish he'd get some new material!!

[Summer261997]

No, no, no, we're coming with you!

LOL, Russell's too funny! =)

[philipzown7]

russel got gud england accent

[MiaDepRockRionII]

His neighbor saw this and made 25 accounts to dislike

[Labrinaa]

24 people are too sensitive

[oldtraffordrockz]

hehe shoulda come to manchester ;)

[iPopRockAndHipedyHop]

they drive on the wrong side of the road...hey...hows it goin? lol hahahahahah!!!

[boctalition]

I am from London

and it IS BORING

[kcssweetboy]

23 dislikes are GAY.

[vinhhuy1]

i kno aq guy named tony and hes azn hahah

[mewpie85]

that japanese guy probably got offended at russell lol!

[mewpie85]

23 people are ugly.

[pianodream100]

i put in the 1000th like! :D

[TheBestVloggerEver]

@pianodream100 i put in the 1005th just wanted to put that in

[MajorBeatlesFan13]

Where the hell is Chris, that bastered is late.

[breasthound]

lol i live in england. i totally agree it's a fucking shithole here.

[walterreallyy]

I have worked with Russell before and was a warm up act before his act. I have never seen a man more industrious. Before his act, he kneels before a mirror and says a prayer and then immediately stands up. His eyes then dart across the room and he hugs everyone in sight. He leaves his room and begins the walk to the stage and on the way, just slaps the first stand up comic he sees with reckless abandon. His jaws are clenced and his sleeves rolled up when he does. He slapped me and today I am gay

[Hibbis1]

My dad got in a car accident....... It was a bunch of Asians how bout now russel

[eelamstylez77]

Thumbs up if you think his neighbor sounds like Ned flanders

[peterdaman20]

5:56

lol

[purpleskullzrock]

LMAO PAUSE AT 5:58

[IlikepurpleXP]

Bupinder Peters lololol

[borneo215]

hahahaah im from london and he is so right looool

[skyei1]

@borneo215 i agree

[MiaDepRockRionII]

Buddy

This guy kills me

[MrConsiglerie]

im from ldn ...wat he said iss soo true

[kuulcooldude]

spices bringing sweat lollzzz

[plitt23]

haha after watching this, i made macaroni and tandoori cheese :)

[AJDaEnvoy]

Be Careful These Blacks!?

[JigglyRose]

LOL im black and my parents arent really fond of indians or chinese people sigh parents are so racist ahhahha its up to us to change the world >.<

[iTzShaan]

@JigglyRose +1 man.

[toxicbabe325]

lmaoo all south asian parents tell us to b scared of black ppl

[Falisia11]

@toxicbabe325 LOL i live in New Zealand, Indians here tell their kids to be afraid of the Pacific Island n the maoris (Native ppl) too cos there r no blacks here..LOL

[toxicbabe325]

@Falisia11 lmaoo i can c how that works out.. ppl need to realize is that parents make there kids grow up being racist

[Falisia11]

@toxicbabe325 yeah u right about that.. well it makes sense thou cos these parents where they came from there r no blacks or islands so when they move to other country, thy feel intimidated or scared a bit i thnk...Best solution is to get to know each other

[toxicbabe325]

@Falisia11 xactly if ppl were to take there time to get to noe ppl mayb da world wld b more peaceful 

[safiman786]

Best face @ 5:56

[FLAlVlE]

19 people hate macaroni and tandoori cheese

[Andydavc]

i got on the wrong boat! Guyana!

[frajedo]

yuss TORONTO!!!!!!!

[paramoreteamjacobrox]

ohh noo u cnt come here n leave take our bloody recipes macaroni n tandoori cheese :) love russell peters hilarious

[tkbury1]

yeah we can all tell 19 people hit dislike we are not stupid......

[littlegranny0340]

yes im native

[TheGodfatherSahil12]

19 people thought dislike ment "dis-i-like"

[loosifur]

19 fuckheads hit dislike wtf

[combobasha]

-.....1 minute of silence..........buddy........­what's you're name?

-it's Russell Peters

-'kinky face" nonononononono, get out of my shop, come on man, you're indian, I'm indian, what's your real name?

[FibrousAcquiescence]

that neigbour thing is so true. you just have to give a fake smile and say yeah of course. it's so lame.

[tomnotass1]

england does suck

[96alein]

macaroni and tandoori cheese

[Nishathri]

come on London is fun!! :P

[adu1991]

5:57 LMAO!!!

[MrIlovesoccer69]

@adu1991 lmaoo

[DjSwaggerClarkz]

3:27 - 3:38 halarious OMFG

[honouredbitch]

18 people are rednecks who didn't got their names mentioned.

[kigo555]

18 People are Dumb neighbors.

[iamvivvy]

OMG 5:56 i can't stop laughing!

[xTravisSmithx]

boopinder peters.

[Fassiva]

5:56.. Omg lmao!!!

[karan6]

his chinese accent is so much better now

[lovelonelinesss]

macaroni n tandoori cheese......

[AnimeFreak792]

WOO!! Japanese!! xD <3 lmao

[AnimeFreak792]

"Hi."

"Look alright. I'm sick of guys like you trying to chap me up all day. I got a man, you don't believe me I'll bring him and he'll kick you in your face."

"C'mon lady relax. I just want a Big Mac and large fries."

OMG! I played that over and over again. xDDDD LOVE IT! xD

[AshleyEatsRainbows14]

Russell Peters is very hilarious.

[KimberleyASamuels]

im english, you went to london its so unsociable

[madotee]

@KimberleyASamuels yeh mate...i tried staying there for a few weeks....but i couldnt handle it either

[KimberleyASamuels]

@madotee I know, cos they're all scared that they'll get mugged and stuff so they just don't talk to people

[MzShadada]

LMFAO!!!!!!! The best facial expression in the WORLD. 5:57

[SolidSmurf91]

woooooo im sayin dat might be your last name! lmfaoooooooooo

[TheMrBenjamin]

This wernt all that. Alot of the jokes are very similiar to his previous jokes.

[lovemagic1314]

i love dat kid with funny accents...

[max258147]

be careful these blacks they'll kill u

[flooblet]

Lol wrong boat

[sexadndrugsandmorese]

he is funny tho and a english woman i would like to say we aint all stuck up hahaha tho alot are which it anoying ¬_¬ but no one like the stuck up girls anyway =D

[TheRockinoutdude]

relax lady i just want a big mac and a large fries :D :D looooool

[xYouBabex]

where the hell is chris... tht bastard is late ! LOOOL

[DevilChild366]

Trinidad!!!! !woooooo

[Babygyal341]

@DevilChild366 no no no no its all abt guyana!

[DevilChild366]

@Babygyal341 lol ok Trinidad and Guyana happy now

[Babygyal341]

@DevilChild366 yes =)

[MrMysteriousS]

5:55 ROFLMAO

[luna4ever36]

gosh, that little head shake hehe.

[carriecakee]

white people can't drive. x)

[CarlosJulio20]

shit quality

[cheesesmiles]

look alright im sick of guys like you tryin to chat me up all day LOL XD

[HeatRay25]

wha did you say? i gotta big what!? guess i do! thank you man, preeciate tht

[thatsdandy]

rick roll

[peace0luv0abbyness]

SO when you're done with that, you gonna-AYYY!

ROFL

[Dragonflamz]

hmm bit rich for a guy from Canada to call any country 'boring'...

[naarakyuu]

@Dragonflamz boring in england

[princeton924]

"Be careful of these blacks . they'll kill you ." LMAO

[MrMaichoda]

LOOOL indian people walk up to me on the streets there like......BUDDY VUTS YOUR NEM

[rispekt786]

his expressions crack me up man !!looooooool8))

[Rqoiz]

This guy is so funny with all his stereotypes. Does he ever make fun of us scandinavians in some show?

[TheQtpi123]

lmaoooo his face at 5:57 is sooo freaking funnnyyyy

[r8erkid818]

LOOK ALRIGHT IM SICK OF GUYS LIKE YOU TRYING TO CHAP ME UP ALL DAY

[Tracibop7]

The face he makes at 5:57 LOL!!!!

[MrColdroom]

"becareful these blacks..they'll kill you" LOL i couldn't stop laughing at that :D

[cellardoor199991]

0:33 LOL

[dlefel]

Where The Hell Is Chris?, The Bastard Is Late LOOOOL

[cordeey]

I don't need this. Sort out ur issues brav

[porkchopsandwiches1]

@cordeey did you ever realise that you CAN talk like a retard on here, noone's stopping you, but they are however laughing at you, not with you but at you?

Having said that keep typing like a retard, it's hilarious when we're deciphering what you typed :P

[porkchopsandwiches1]

@cordeey I'm fairly sure noone has a clue what you're talking about... when did I once say about London? I never even mentioned London, I think you're thinking about the wrong person... oh and when a word ends with apostrophe s ('s) it commonely means that thing IS, therefore noone's = noone is. Take basic english classes before you attempt to insult me, and try to keep on track. I don't care about London, and Russell Peters is a cool guy. Learn to troll harder kid.

[cordeey]

@porkchopsandwiches1 oh you want basic English, FUCK YOU!. How's that for basic?. porkchopsandwich? u r probably a sad FAT BUSTARD with no life, u spend your entire life on your computer playing WORLD OF WAR CRAFT. porkchopsandwiches! wtf, how's that a user name?. is your girlfriend extrafatpeanutbutterjellysandw­iches?.

[porkchopsandwiches1]

@cordeey haha, so I give a good answer and you slip into random insulting, really hilarious. what's a bustard btw? a retard sitting on a bus? can't even say bastard? Oh and fyi my name is taken from a GI Joe public service announcement, look up 'pork chop sandwiches' on youtube. Secondly I have never played, nor will ever play WoW. Hilarious though that you call me a fat bustard yet still assume I have a girlfriend... I actually have a fiance but still its funny as heck of you to assume

[porkchopsandwiches1]

I love how you're taking it to heart that you fail at grammar and also at making judgement, yet you insult yourself by continuing to make dumb presumptions and failing even harder at grammar in your insults. Congrats on spelling fuck you correctly though, it must be a big achievement for you.

[ujkhan1]

Fucking england is not a boring country its busy life here but i love my england

[borninthe90sdecade]

Of course Russel peters is some kind of european name.

[999sharif]

plz people DO NOT EVEN try to come to the U.K !!! its boring !!!

[cordeey]

YES IT IS BORING I N ENGLAND, ESPECIALLY LONDON...I LIVE IN LONDON N IM BORED AS FUCK,..AS FUUUCK...U CNT TALK TO THESE WOMAN...

[Alowishius]

@cordeey women* and your grammar/outlook might be a reason for that.

[cordeey]

@Alowishius it's youtube, who cares?. lol.. u can ryt/write/rite or spell anything ur way on youtube as long ppl get the idea.

[XxdinosaurcookiexX]

Boopindoo peters

LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT

[LiyahetNic]

@XxdinosaurcookiexX  its Boopinder. :P

[goldmonkey93]

bhoopinder peters LOL!

[RoundOrangeBox]

the car jacking joke had me out of breathe seriously lol

[parewaeono]

Hilarious

[khasrow29]

actually he is right england is very very boring country ..

[xZacharYx7]

no no we're coming with you.

LMAO! haha xD

[1Luckyvik]

mac and tundori cheese

[pdpaolos]

England isn't boring! funny guy though, there is so much to do in England it's unreal. If you like clubbing, theatre, sports, it's all there in abundance!

[daskmguy]

5:56 ROFLMAO his face is hilarious

[iloveinu2death]

"Where the hell is Chris? That bastard is late!" LOL :D