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  • I think ur kinda hot ;)

  • Faje abd Gay

  • @killshot13000 And you are a looser for not knowing that there is a sidebar with featured videos, fuckface.

  • Let's go Steelers By the Way!! Lame as bottle

  • the lotion bottle is photo shopped as well as the fake penis

  • im telling mommy u mad me horny

  • Double THumbs Up Here for being 17 and never getting caught LOL

  • thumbs up if you never got caught!

  • @NaziZombieFREEEEK whether u r being caught or not , ur parents still know what u r up to ;P

  • cool vid! he is adorably cute too!! He wouldnt have to masturbate if I was there!!  :)

  • llooooll the lotion XDDDD hahah

  • You idiot !

  • HAHAHAHA

  • next time your mom will gonna join, if you allways doin like that

  • No way his dick is that big.

  • what the fuck

  • 5 "minnutes" later

  • WEEEIIIIIRRRRDDD.

  • i like the light thingy on ur wall

  • i wana fuk his granma in the ass

  • firstly that kids way 2 yung he wudnt kno how 2 jerk off proply 2 his dik is only a 5th grown so if he thinks its anywhere near as big as the blurd bit his dilusional n 3 he wudnt b able to cum proply so yd he bother evn doin it in the 1st place

  • hmmm... loosers!

  • u watched!

  • @jake502120 yeah, cuz i didnt know what this is?

  • @jake502120 lol no one thumbed up your comment cause they were like, "oh yeah, your right..." LOL

  • @laffen1994 and your the looser for looking for guys masterbaiting on youtube

  • Bahahahah :D

  • u got the secret! congrats u have earned a free view of the bannana! :]

  • wow wut a fag

  • fag bag

  • newfags

  • Innocent and stupid.

  • yup

  • Quite funny and Michael's rather cute as well. Strange how his hair grows during the video.

  • lol, i didnt even notice that untill u said that. lol

  • so fake

  • wow really?

  • This is not even funny. It happened to me so many times.

  • yout must be retard

  • No. You must be a retard for replying to something posted 3 months ago. You can't even spell "you" correctly...

  • replying to something posted 3 months ago is somthing normal only for retards like you

  • Except I didn't, retard. You did. Retard.

  • if you didnt comment i wont reply stupid retard dickhead

  • It wasn't a comment to you, dickshit. Are you the kind of person who insult people who don't even talk to you? Does it make your micropenis hard?

  • a comment is for viideo you stupid bitch secondly wtf is dickshit XDDDDDDD thats hebrew not english you retard bitch

  • A reply is also a comment, for your information. Guess you're the retard with the micropenis.

  • and wtf is is our point hhh i still didnt get it you "mister dickshit" XDDDD homo style XDDDDDDD llol

  • My point is you're a retard. I'm allowed to call you a dickshit because that's what you are, and you're really in no position to correct my English when you suck dickshit at it.

  • first why im retard ? secondly i told you before that there is nothing called dickshit thats why you r the super retard in this conversation dickhead .. and thats why im corecting your english lol dickshit XDDDDDDDDDDDDD go learn some english bitch

  • You're a retard because you can't even remember your past post where you called YOURSELF a retard. I don't care what your whore mouth says; I'll call you a dickshit, dickshit. Also, you're the one who needs to learn English if you can't even spell words or use punctuations. Spacing before a punctuation mark? Retard. Not using commas? Retard. Using shortcuts like r? Retard. Not using apostrophe? Retard. Using too much D on XD? Retard. You present yourself as a retard and ask me why you're one?

  • like i said you full of bullshit and keep talking with no point just keep talkin with no sense stupid "dickshit" XDD hhhhhhh

  • There's really no point in talking to someone as stupid as you are. But here's an advice, dickshit: develop at least some reading comprehension.

  • dickhead you still got no point thats whyyou cant defend yourself hhhhh dickshit

  • wow guys really? stop fighting on my video

  • its a fact

  • @lostdenizen shameless but still cool lol

  • lol

  • i think thats his grandma o.o

  • :O my grandma actually lol thats the only fottage i had of an older person lol. this is a true story that happend to poor mike a few years back. so i had to make a video to keep this infamous moment in time going, and now youtube wants to pay me for it lmfao

  • your grandma wanted to be in a masturbating vid? sounds freaky XD

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  • Im telling your mother.

  • u cant spell minutes you dumbass

  • michell got a big dick mmmmm

  • lmfao.

  • lol...

  • stupid little kid signs up his mom to star in a poor youtube production...yawn!

  • go to hell! yawn! lol look at the tags to this video. you searched one of those hahhaha FAG

  • thats stupid & disgusting.

  • then why did u search it? who wins the asshole award... YOU! :]]

  • that boy is cute i'd love to jerk HIM off *rowrl*

  • your nasty

  • What kind of light is that in the background?

  • wow, sorry it took me 11 months to reply! i bought it at spencers gifts! its awesome!

  • lol u used a banana LOL!OL!L!!OL!O!L!O

  • OMG i love you :]

  • lol

  • my volueme was like almost all the way up and i didnt evne get scared dude.. are you even trying to scare people?

  • I know this is true and

    DATEHERWOW...DOT...COM

  • Whoa...I missed somethin'...How'd this go from masturbation to Steelers vs. Browns? (It might be fun to join in the football chat, but I have little to offer on the topic of mastering your bait.) Well...little that you'd wanna' hear, anyway.

  • eww

  • Lubridermlol

  • Thats soooo lame.

  • wow.. this could not have gotten any more retarded.

  • LOL

  • i didnt under stand that

  • fake as hell

  • obviously its supposed to be fake you dumb ass

  • wtf wat an idiot

  • no shit sherlock!

  • keep digging watson.

  • r u fuking retarded

  • W.T.F.

  • I feel sorry for your buddy...Never the less pretty funny.

  • terrible towle!!! im a steelers fan to!!!

  • FUCK STEELERS...GO BROWNS

  • Ha your gay

    steelers are so much better

    cleveland can suck a dick

    mikes dick that is

  • yeah like your dick was that big did you censored your arm beacuse it still had pussy hair from your mom stupid video

  • it was actually your grandmas pussy hair... sorry to inform you

  • so um whenever u think something seems different, u call it gay huh??

    weirdo.......... stop hiding behind the word that defines you you ignorant homophobic freak

  • lololololol wow i laugh so hard my dick fall off an roll on ground lolololol u so cool can u befriend my ignorant homophobic freak self i really need freinds they all got killed in freak dildo bomb accedent i weep at night but then i masturbate and it all feel better then. ^_^

  • congratulations........u're the sickest person i've ever met online.....and i'm not just saying that (2 thumbs up)

    then again, ur late "friends" are probably lucky, at least they won't have to worry about u creeping up on them any more......may they rest in peace

  • oh no i never creep on them they allways took my cock willingly. we use 2 all play a nice round of limp biscuit and i would allways be the last one to bust on the biscuit so i could eat the spermy treat lololololol it tastes so good to my stomach that i play by myself now since that one time i strapped a hand grenade to a dildo and we played hot corn cob it like potatoe but with dildo god rest their souls

  • haha

  • haha funny lol

  • This is fail.

  • wow, ur gay u make it lok like u have incredible big penis and reality it only 3 centimeter lololololololol u gay fuck fag

  • says the "gay fuck fag" who *somehow* knows how big his dick really is

  • its actually about as big as your penis, which is about 2 cm, but nice try

  • Man this vid sucks

  • retarded

  • i dont think its real

  • its not as bad as a guy i know got caught by his mum giving his identical twin brother a bj.

  • lmfao

    haha

    dude people actually think this video is like real fottage of him gettign caught people r so fuckgin stupid

  • OMG really?

    who was it?

  • well do i know yhou? so the chances that you will know him is small

  • touche!

    just asking........oh and btw, the last comment with the homophobic freak crack was not aimed at you.....i hope u know that......it was aimed at roknmxr9

  • haha ok.

    its hard to tell with youtube.

    but his name is John. Know him? haha

  • no i don't........but john seems like a fun fellow :P

    i am interested in knowing how his mom took the incident tho......

  • well his mother took it rather well. apparently there was a lot of, "well stupid things happen"

    But everytime i see her now...shes always watching her two sons like a hawk. or an eagle.

    I think at the actual time she screamed and their dad came running in and he screamed and they both ran from the room (the parents) and just sat their shaking.

    Thats johns view on the situation....

  • that is hilarious, john seems like a real firecracker, i hope he is allowed to walk out of the house alone at night :P

  • haha.

    yes.

    hey question....are you like against gays or something? lol

  • do i come off as against gays or sumthing?

    because i'm in a happily committed to my boyfriend.........out an proud and all that jazz :P

    but i admit i am against incest, (exception: the winchester brothers XD) because i was kinda molested as a kid so i hope u understand that part, im not very good with youtube, so if u would please send me a friend request, i'd be more than honored

  • oh wait you are gay?

    rofl. didnt see that one coming.

    Sorry.

    just trying to work out the past comments.

    Your against incest...well me too *giggles* its gross.

    Yeha friend request sure.

    :)

  • LOL, That would totally suck.

  • hahahahahahaha

  • wtf haha

  • you have a pair of lovely eyes

  • hey, straight boy, come up with some real insults why dont u?

    "fuckin homo" is soooooo last century,

    it aint even an insult no more

    get a life

  • lol yr pretty hot

  • steelers suck kid

  • die.

  • hmmmm u said this... over a year ago? whos the city of champs? cleveland? NAHHH... pittsburgh? oh wait eat your words.

  • big nosed ugly cunt? i thought he was a really good lookin whiteboy

  • i think he's a cutie

  • ditto

  • lol

  • gay

  • Dumb..

  • I found it funny :--)

  • my god what a fucking pile of crap.... this is the next generation of human beings destined to lead our planet... wonderful. GET A LIFE

  • big nosed ugly cunt

  • This must've been the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Yo uploader u just wasted 1 minute of my life..

  • dont watch than ya fuck

  • no humor what so ever...stail man stail

  • ok die

    choke on a cock

  • dude...ai have one thing to say to u :)...Esti un labagiu lipsit de scop in viata,familia te-a ingropat in umbra...societatea tea clasificat ca pe un reject...translation...give up on live...it did on you ;)

  • tu devrais nigue ta mere. translation why should i fucking tell you.

  • You stupid little pussy, that was the stupidest video ever.

  • HAHAHAHA that was awsome!

  • nice cat

  • lol that was uh so stupid it made me laugh hehe nice vid :)

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

    that was soo random

  • i actually jumped.

  • GAAYY

  • wow your video has 51 views

    and your askign peopel to be friends with you on your wii

    well why dont u take your wii little problem and shove it up your dads ass

    goodbye

    i love you

  • wow you hurt my digigtal feelings.

    listen just go back to sucking your dads cock and stop wasteing your gay time on youtube.

  • How am i wasting time?

    Ha what beeter things do i have to do at 11:00 at night on a school

    get a life wii boy

  • maybe youn could do some home work or study so you MIGHT pass

    your hilarious how you are actualy argueing with me on youtube

  • got straight a's maybe ill serve you soup in the soup kitchen some day

  • hahahaha!!!

  • you wont get anyone

  • That was dunb ass hell

  • wtf!

  • stupid

  • lmao kewl

  • how fuckin sweet is that light thing on his wall

  • well that was kinda demential but a bit fun too

  • god, your a retard.

  • terrible

  • i reccomend taking this video down if you ever want to get laid, ever again...

  • You're pathetic. -.-

  • hahaahahahahaha