Real Men of Genius Pilot Guy United

[chulaia4]

WHY BLAME THE PILOTS ? BLAME THE FAA ON THERE RULES.THESE GUYS WENT TO SCHOOL OR MILATARY,AND LOVE TO FLY,THERE MAKING A LIVING LIKE YOU AND ME.AVIATION IS NOT LIKE IT USE TO BE,FOR EVERONE ITS LOWER WAGES AND MORE HOURS. THE PRIDE IS GONE.

[revenez]

"I can't feel my leeeeegs !" ahahahah

[jeffpatch5]

THAT was great!

[MyleneJ]

Gotta love express carriers...

[mrusa4440]

LMAO!! 

[brew737]

Please drink and fly responsibly.

[DiamondPilotDan]

these extremely well trained genius pilots fly you through the air at 500mph and that's not good enough?? jerk

[RippedWingCommander]

@DiamondPilotDan Lighten up bro, it's a piss take for a retiring guy, just a bit of fun! :P

[samuelts]

TOALLY making fun of Spirit Air

[babytweeze85]

it all depends on which type of plane the pilot is flying. The unfortunate souls who are commanding prop planes are only getting 20 bucks an hour PIC time. But there are captains of ERJ's who can make well over 70k

[MountainGyspy]

ExpressJet pilots.......LOL

[GedMpBasS]

Props for video continuity..... 0:42 the guy says "Fort Lauderdale" and there's a picture of downtown Manhattan....

[TinnInches]

that shit was hilarious!

[elias81309]

AND NOW?!

[akieabdul]

Ulggghhhhhh! At :36 lol!

[ManiacalMarlboroMan]

Do regional pilots really make only like 20k`

[Tyrant1419]

@ManiacalMarlboroMan Yes unfortunately it's true. Captains make a little more but fresh first officers make around that, sometimes less.

[ManiacalMarlboroMan]

@Tyrant1419 Is it easy to get promoted to a better airline after a certain amount of flight hours in a discount airline

[Tyrant1419]

@ManiacalMarlboroMan It really all depends on the economic situation and programs and needs of the airline. I know someone who is a recent hire of an airline (won't name names) but their expected turn around from first officer to captain is roughly 3 years. This isn't the case with all airlines while some being promoted in little as 18 months. The term easy is all relative but after a certain amount of time with that regional airline it shouldn't be too hard. the usual route is regional -> major

[youngfart40]

@ManiacalMarlboroMan Yes and no. It depends on the airline, but those are starting salary figures. After a year or so it gets bumped up quite a bit. Captains make quite a bit more,especially senior captains. the highest an F/O is going to see is around 40K and captains will make around 50-70K depending on seniority.

[ManiacalMarlboroMan]

@youngfart40 So when I finish flight school ill be flying crj for american eagle how much you think ill make.

[youngfart40]

@ManiacalMarlboroMan Well, my guess would be some where between 19 and 24k a year to start with.

[wuyunchi]

@youngfart40 that's worse than a bus driver

[cfiblc]

@youngfart40 That is absolutely incorrect. I know many FO's that make 55k and many CA's that make 150k at the regionals. Not saying its all that great but the information above isn't correct. On the low end its 40k second year and 75k first year as a Captain

[TheAircraftdoctor]

@cfiblc Ummm, I call bullshit. I talked to a 10yr capt at comair and he only was making 67k. I make more wrenching on the rj's than the FO's with a few years experience. (and I work for one of the good companies that fly rj's)

[TheFreePisces]

YOU'LL NEVER HEAR: REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS!

LMFAO!!!

[BIGGREENLEAF1]

When is Duct Tape Airlines going to start flying or crashing...??? I guess they only have 2 first class seats and they are in the back of the plane in the bathrooms.... You get to shit and fly at the same time, if it ever gets off the ground... lol

[1ELTIBURONN]

WELL GUYS,,I GOT MY CL 65 TYPE FOR CRJ 200...I WAS HIRED BY AIR WISCONSIN,,.14,600 YEAR SALARY,,,,,SHIT:::: I CAME BACK TO THE TRUCKING INDUSTRY,, I MAKE 70,000...WORKING FOR FED EX GROUND,,,,,I CANT LIVE WITH 14,600,,THAT IS BULL SHTTT

[iowahorseman]

Look for pay and ticket prices to go up come October when the new law goes into effect requiring an ATP certificate

[beergut111]

low time pilots making low time money. Where does all that ticket money go? right into managements pockets.

safety is their number one concern, provided it dont cut into the profit.

they are insured if you die in a plane crash. So they will do whatever it takes to keep all the money.

[cjracer1000]

@beergut111 Look it proportionally to the amount of passengers on the aircraft. Compare it to a 737 or something.

[beergut111]

@cjracer1000 that has nothing to do with it.  all the planes fly the same.

[cjracer1000]

@beergut111 So you don't think that a pilot of a CRJ should get paid less than that of an A380?

[beergut111]

@cjracer1000 depends on his experience. of course a crj pilot should make less, he has very little experience.

but it has nothing to with the plane. they all fly the same. The problem is kids pay $150k for shitty flight training to get a $14k job. THAT is why the salary is so low. A well trainined pilot should start at 100k per year, as an F/O.

but the public wants cheap tickets, not experienced pilots.

[cjracer1000]

@beergut111 Starting pay is very low. That's a fact, I don't think it should be as low as it is, but still, they're flying a much smaller airplane.

[GOKTUGEROL]

nice music :)

[DreaminofFL360]

We don't give the passengers peanuts anymore, we use them to pay the regional FO's for there service ;)

[miavec]

hahahahahah...................­.........

[Outsourcingfighter]

United Express should be in the title, not united. Regional Mesa trash who can't stand up for themselves and improve their working conditions.

[TMUMEVER]

To all you captains out there, I have the PERFECT gift for you. Check out my channel and watch my latest video "The Captain's Switch"

[x2flycrj]

Nice Randy

Just saw this- classic! Miss those days, just not the schedules!

[5554283]

Man I hate to admit it but you make me laugh now... you do got one hell of a sense of humor... my hat goes off to you sir...

[TheDidlo1]

You want some more comedic genius, read the reply I sent to ms. justanordinarysimmer. Boy I sure told that lil cunt, didn't I. Gawd I'm clever. Some bodys gota doit

[beergut111]

all those regionals are complete shit. amazing they dont crash more often.

[TheDidlo1]

korekt me if Im rong,butt arnt the regionull flyboiys only poopoo kuz thas wur the piss n vinigerz fresh oughta duh flight academys start out. Ive known a few piss n vinigerz, its a peever of mine, ill admit it, then ill admit it agin, I dont want tthe hifh school quater back flyn duh airow plane

[nuketzarjad]

its amazing man kind came to a point where they cant even spell boy....

you shouldnt be watching this.. the beginning says real men of genius...

you are a 0.2 watt light bulb if you catch my drift

[TheDidlo1]

Oh cum now mr nukit,I figyurd yood dig duh spelln. By duhway..I'LL..tell U wat point man is @. Sum of uz look down wile uddaz look around. Soshul jerk kuz me no yur wurk..load butt not proud thas not duh real shroud..tell me agin I'll tel ya duh same..Nvy my inches n I'll makeit rain,comen tater w/ jusa big ****long n strong..n SSOOO..legit,yur a moron in the 9 Dgree,I lickd yer girl,wur she peez..dont meen 2b mean,im jus krude,a weeny man mite say,evn a lil rude..hurs2winnerz,from this bad dude

[beergut111]

ill reply to that after i use the key decoder from the cracker jacks box to figure out what code your speaking in.

try again kid.

[TheDidlo1]

Im do'n a social experiment(notreally),out of about 20 replys only 3 people havnt accused me of be'n gangsta or black. I like 2add team punk too. Thurz more,but this BigBadWulf's gona keepit pretty n clean. Nuth'n personull bout poeple und'r 30(other then most of 'em ****) Im only 98,Im just smarter then the majority of most poeple on earth. Its a delicate dance n most poeple would get n2 troubull w/ this kind of insight. Thas why Im 1 of few..not we R many/we are the people.Ustaykoolfool,(fart)

[TheDidlo1]

Hey frend, youza wana see a sumtin kool. Type in WORST AIRPLANE LANDING EVER in ye ol tuberyuber box (you tube search thingy) and look at that thur stuff. Oh by duh way..I speak me own language kuz Im speacial,kool,AND..the rules really dont apply 2me. Also type in WHEN ITS OK TO CRAP YOUR PANTS. Ustaykoolfool

[TheDidlo1]

Hey frend,in case U think im sum kinda "nut" check out WORST TAKE OFF AND LANDING EVER (not that i care wat I think) but this is what Im tawkin bout. I dont know how ol U R, and if U got kids around the 30 age, if so hey..wateva. Poeple like that always know whats up too. Sit next to the right group of poeple @ a ski lodge n listen to 'em talk..pretty hard to stomach. BUT....Im sure its just me

[slashmon1]

mate, what school did you go to exactly? your grammer is fucking terrible

[TheDidlo1]

I did not attend any local, state, federal, private or government sanctioned schools. I was raised by wolves and suckled on your mother. (I couldn't survive on wolf milk, not the proper nutrition 4 a growing boy like myself.)Your mother fit right in w/ the wolves, she even went on a few hunts w/ the pack, that woman can tear apart a deer w/ shocking efishinsee. She's awfully rude though, even 4 eat'n w/ a bunch of wolves. She's the only ol bag I know that burbs and farts at the same time.

[Mav1843]

@TheDidlo1 I wouldn't want you flying it either.

[TheDidlo1]

@mav1843: Yer not duh 1st person 2tell me dat...frend

[5554283]

Please tell me you were kidding with your spelling? and for nuketarjad I wouldnt have given him that much credit... more like a burnt out LED

[TheDidlo1]

Of corse I was joke'n,thas wat I do,joke. Im prob ub lee duh funiest guy I no. Butt..poople R so (whisper)stoopid..thy hav a tendancy 2 make cases on pure poopoo..in pure poopoo form..as a former player and ref,I know that peeple generaly suk,ill givem duh benifit and duh shirt off my bak..but if 1of the lil creaturs wants 2"fight" or refute my superiority that person(s) can B found shellshocked in a corner on anygivin sunday missn thur shoez. Wat U think bout DAT!!Thas me story n me stkn 2it

[5554283]

So why don't you write like a normal human being? Seems like everyone else that comments can... Im with beergut111 it practically takes a decoder to figure out what you're trying to say...

[TheDidlo1]

I guess I gota thiner skull then most people. When I take in info I hear whats being stated not just what's being said. I might not know 5x4 without count'n it out but my perception,understanding,intui­tion n all them other words that for the most part mean the same thing just from a different angle is thu the roof

[TheDidlo1]

It's funny you should say that kuz I was ripp'n on this smart guy who thought he was dogs gift 2inteligence call'n people stoopid kuz they were mis using the word air rage. He used so many "official" words I litterly had 2go 2dictionary land 2 figyer out wat he meant so i could tear'em a new 1..wich I did. Words like equilovicull or some bulltaco like that. Anyway,I'm...the only 1 gifted w/ a supeeryer inteligence

[Volfinator]

@TheDidlo1 You realize you're a super raging douchebag right? I hope your career at McDonalds ends well when you retire at 85.

[TheDidlo1]

@Volfinator U relize yer acusation is no ore then an imature empty pile of poopoo right. SHOOOOOOW MEEEE THEE MOOOOOOOOOONEY. Suck it tinkerbelle.

[TheDidlo1]

@Volfinator Shit head. Just remember I shit bigger then U...ok tinkerbelle.

[Volfinator]

@TheDidlo1 Okay. Whatever you say. Your mother must be so proud of you, being so clever and all. My kid sister has better material than you.

[TheDidlo1]

@Volfinator At least we know whats important to you. AND how you think. You're the one with the sore vagina you pissant. And thx for the recignition. I don't need you to tell em I'm clever, witty and charming, scalded dogs speak fer themselves. And if yer sister is anythang like you, and she raises her kid based on who she is and how she perceives the world and society, that kid is a doomed to excist as a fail of a human being. Next time you speak at me think of sumtin to actually say ok

[Volfinator]

@TheDidlo1 Your failed attempt at using big words is comical. I can teach my dog to use a thesaurus you silly fuck. But the dog, like you, doesn't understand what the words mean. However this is expected from a dog, not somebody pretending to have a brain. Your complete inability to spell proves even further proves what a sorry little fuck you are. Like I said, enjoy your career at McDonalds douchebag. You continue in each reply to make my point for me. My work is done here. Bye Bye

[TheDidlo1]

@Volfinator Chuckle, what big wurdz? Yer refutlement is nutt'n new souler, scalded dawgs all REact the same. Is that a wurd? I dont care, I made me point didn't me'z. And knock it off with the empty acusations, U dum dummy. Spelling huh...the weak n small...U gotuh do better then that biguy, yer try'n to make a case on poopoo thats out of context..yep, thas what I siad Ill eladaberat dat if U need it...and I thin k U do. And know ...U hav no point...U kudnt give the time of day...

[TheDidlo1]

@Volfinator Just accuse me that I don't know the time of day. Yer human, I can't blame you for desperatley trying to position yourself in an atttitude that makes you feel you're in the right. As I siad, scalded dogs speak for themselves. Any fool can sling insults like a little brat. I'd respect you if you gave something to wurk with, but I don't see dat happnin any time.....ever. Excuse me while I falsley pat myself on myselfs back...seeya...wudnt wanuh beya.

[TheDidlo1]

@Volfinator And no, U dont piss me off (I know how u think, remember that) U couldn't give me the time off day pal. Now go eat a dick like a good lil bitch.

[TheDidlo1]

Hell..I can see into a persons soul and know everything about that person just at a glance(I'm only half human ya know...ssshhh).Judgement is bad but it's the human way so me's gotsta play. Wana know a little secret new friend,what makes a man isn't necesarily how he or she acts,but how they react. Being as smart as I am has lots of freedoms,but I have 2really concenrate 2dwell amungstthe common population.Ustaykoolfool..kuz Iiiiiiim gona

[TheDidlo1]

I can bury a man 6wayz till sunday..EYE.......am the greatest person alive right now..............I just don't let it go 2my head

[JustAnOrdinarySimmer]

just shut up and listen will you, listen to yourself...grow up and act your age you stupid thing, your nothing you hear me...NOTHING

[TheDidlo1]

This is what I'm going to do. I'm going to take off my pants, bend over, and you're going to get on your kneez behind me with yer nose 2inches from my bum cave. Don't get too distracted by my apple sac. relax, take a big deep breath, exhale completly..ok...ready...?.....­F A A A A R T!!!

[brandtaylor93]

ooh and don't worry about going to a good airline.

northwest has a three drink minimum

[Mav1843]

@brandtaylor93  HAhahha, I'm pretty sure your kidding.

[14CPO]

wing doesnt look in very good condition at 0:34 but i guess it has passed air worthiness if that is anything to go by. Surely airlines who are broke would not dream of allowing un safe planes to be in the skies. THe real problem i see with planes is they take a daily hammering and are giant workhorses that are only serviced every so often but in between that period they are hammered and are a workhorse that can be in the air for long periods of mass expanses of ocean hundreds of miles from lnd

[pakkinen]

i can´t feel my legs lol

[iflydelta1101]

lol

[donnchadh5]

o:31 is a hazard to all passengers that fly with him

[donnchadh5]

a future fit IRISH PILOT cocksucker

[wellerocks]

I'm a CPL pilot, and soon to be a ATPL pilot, how come I don't believe you?

[donnchadh5]

what do you meen you dont believe me

[receo11]

ouch

[emdee93]

yep, low-cost airlines suck

[Thermal26]

singing: "I can't feel my legs" LOL

[liamdunfey]

wot is that song called i want it lol

[mooo483]

Its the Bud light "Real men of genius" commercial. All of them are really funny

[Outlaw1257]

this commercial, along with the Bud "Real Mmen of Genius" honoring "Mr. Nudist Camp Activities Coordinator" were the best!!

[AEMoreira81]

ROTFLMFAO!

[zepedrodematos]

Comercial flying management tip nº1 - Fatter pilots carry less payload! =)

[Skymaster841]

I can t feel my legs ahahahahahhh

[coyotedrunkoncognac]

spit my brewski @

"cant feel my legs"

thnx for a dood laugh

the truth hurts

peace

[coyotedrunkoncognac]

oops

typed dood meant good

tears of laughter coont see keyboard

one of the funniest things ever seen/heard

brilliant

when the singer goes

' oooooooooooohhhhhhh'

at 0:38 i lost it

whole thing is genius

[FlightAttendant08876]

ROF LMFAO!!!

[kptn4roger]

I love it...5*

[gearhead937]

They tease you because they love you...

[vincethemann]

how'd the guy at :32 pass the health isnpection?

[kptn4roger]

Hahaha...funny comment...=D

[dva3438]

Not that funny. Weight doesnt mean anything. I've seen bigger flying for SWA. haha but i see ur point

[kptn4roger]

;) Only a joke...

[RobertGary1]

Works when you're young. Passing a class 1 just means your heart works when you are on the tredmill. They don't make us run laps or anything hard. However, once you get to the magic 40 you have to work harder to keep your medical and guys like this either lose weight or learn to type.

[pilotoenrique]

Well, its not quite that easy. I had a friend who could not get a first class because of his eye sight in one eye only being corrected to 20/30 in his left eye.

[RobertGary1]

But I doubt his eyesite problem was related to his weight (which is what we're talkinga about here).

[h92801]

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[TownsendServer]

United certainly can't be called a discount airline. Up until a couple years ago you might have been able to say United Express was was close, but now that they have "explus", UAX planes with United First and Economy Plus, I wouldn't even say it can be classified as such. Once they officially phase out "Ted", there won't be any "low-cost" operation at United.

[TheMatthius]

OH YEAH!! YOU TOLD HIM!!! go united!

[infinitus000]

The aircraft depicted are United Express. Which are regionals. Which can't be considered LCCs but slightly lower.

[MinnesotaMan13]

actually, being United Express, they are not as important as United, which makes them a beginner airline for pilots. Most pilots won't go to an airline like Northwest or United first, but rather to something like this.

[Frogboss6]

@MinnesotaMan13 not if they're from the military. Military pilots tend to have more experience, and are better pilots overall.