You really missed an opportunity to do something funny. You've proven that you have a cool background track, and the ability to 'cleanishly' edit out clips... Yet you lack any comedic sense. Why would you waste so much time? You should have had someone who is actually funny help you, so that I could have enjoyed this- and since you exist to cater to my desires- I want you to know this: You really fucked up. Now go get me some Jelly Beans.
mitch hedberg was the shit. I have jokes too, note my excerpt: You should never be the smartest of dumbest person in a study group, which is why i never study with only two people lol!
@sylicone221 Dude that sucks, as if you have any talent.
I know for a fact that you dont, know why? cause i have never heard of you.
mitch on the other hand, well alot of people have heard of him, and looky here theres even vids posted about him years after his death.
while you might not be a "loser druggie" make no mistake my friend, you are still a loser. And one day you'll be dead without anyone ever knowing your name.
@Stralya2000 morphine pills are legal, but shooting up heroin is a fucking JUNKIE hehehehee! and was he a household name? heehehee.....was he on snl, which i never watched? hehehehee! such a junkie he had a heart condition, hehehee..says something heheheheheh! sorry, but i didnt know who he was when he was alive!
@sylicone221 mitch hedberg did not have a heart condition from his addiction to drugs, he was born with the heart condition and was treated for it his entire life (especially in his childhood)
@sylicone221 "such a junkie he had a heart condition," directly from your comment. yes he died from multiple drug toxicity (heroin and cocaine), but his heart condition was NOT caused by drugs.
@Rodgerwilco91 but really brother the next time i stand up for a dead man, maybe you should just back the fuck off, and by the way i didn't type this "sitting down in front of a computer screen" as it happens i was standing up, upside down in a lake full of mer people.
@Stralya2000 standing up for a dead man and personally attacking and making baseless assumptions about a person that you don't know are two different things, sir.
@Stralya2000 just because you have never heard of someone doesn't mean they dont have talent, you presumptuous asshole. i dont see how you can peg sylicone as a loser when you dont know him/her. you're exactly the kind of person that makes the internet look like a bunch of unintelligent assholes who just insult others because they're sitting behind a computer screen.
@Rodgerwilco91 Rodger, mate. I dont make a habit of insulting people, i just got a little hot under the coller, so to speak. You say i make the internet look like were all a bunch of dickheads talking trash while sitting in the comfort of our own homes, well thanks for blowing in and randomly insulting me by calling me an, asshole was it? very clever. And all those five doller words you use, why id put money on you being very bright indeed.
@Stralya2000 yes, i am calling you an asshole for saying that other guy is a loser and will never amount to anything or whatever you said to him. and calling him talentless on the basis that you've never heard of him. it's just an unneeded attack on a person. you can disagree with someone without being an asshole and attacking them personally.
@Rodgerwilco91 Nice one dad, sorry i didn't even look at the login.
Anyway... mr wilco (nice use of the nato alphabet, nobody has ever done that before, and you are very special) who the hell are you anyway? you fancy youself an internet Batman? jumping into arguments and setting things right? you dont like what i said to some random who was douching a bloke i happen to really like and respect? the whole thing was that his drug use was called into question and that somhow made him a loser.
@Willtyson i love mitch as much as the next guy, don't get me wrong. but dying of multiple drug toxicity caused by cocaine and heroine doesnt exactly make you a winner :\
and internet batman? maybe i'll use that from now on :)
no part of Rodgerwilco is in the nato alphabet sir.
Rodger means "i hear you"
and wilco means "will comply" they are military callback codes.
@Rodgerwilco91 I just said what was on my mind, i dont hate the bloke, i hate his outlook. and i dont hate you either, you feel like standing up for people who insult dead men is your bag, then thats fine. But when you vilified me for insulting someone, and go right ahead and insult me in the same sentence you sound like maybe your a child.
Way to freak out like all the other youtube comments. You guys are sheep. Whether it's funny or not, do you guys really have to bitch about it as if you were forced to come here and watch it? Shut the fuck up and move along if you don't like it.
most of us came here to hear mitch hedberg, not his voice bastardized and looped over some gay rap sample. Fuck that, it should be in the title, like (my dumb song) that would make it suck a lot less.
fuckin piece of shit retard. This man has accomplished more then you will ever do in your shitty little live, i hope you die a slow and painfull dead for making something distastefull like this
@777static777 That's actually not true. Intuition used his "Haven't slept for 10 days" piece as an intro and it fit perfectly. This though... is just an idiot with fruityloops and a mitch sample. Utter failure.
Why does everybody hate this!? I think it's funny and I don't think it's stupid or disrespectful to Mitch! If Mitch was alive, he'd think it was cool. So I don't see anything wrong as long as Mitch would find it cool :)
It's a joke, just because he's dead doesn't automatically mean he is making fun of him. Mitch was a comedian, and this is a joke, so it would make sense.
I thought the humorous little song was a tribute to Mitch, it just made me think of his bit about the girl with the jellybeans jar, I love that piece so much that he did. He really made me smile. I didn't know he was deceased. I am so sorry to realize that now. I had only seen him on TV once and I thought, that is a young comedian who is really, really funny. I just loved him.
@llamaslayerzorg i agree i dont understand why people are getting upset i love mitch he is my favorite stand up comedian of all time and i actually thought this was funny..im pretty sure if mitch saw or heard of this video he would laugh..so lighten up its not like the person who made this video sad anything bad about him he just made a song ..there was nothing bad about it
what's with the last part man? If your gonna do that joke you should have incorporated the whole joke! Here it is.
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. Damnit Otto, you're an alcoholic, Damnit Otto, You have LUPUS lol
You're an alcoholic!
throwindembows 7 hours ago
awwww c'mon man, let me just have sum
hahahahahahaha
BikiniDeathSquad 2 months ago
dammit I want some jellybeans now >.<
demon123398 2 months ago
this is amazing. who disliked this?
baazooka2 2 months ago
laaame
biologyfreak101 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I DON'T EVEN
noctiferbirmingham 3 months ago
1144 people didn't get the jellybeans.
chopseh 4 months ago
shame on you. Go sit in the corner and think about what you did!
spazmodicrapealarm 4 months ago
@carl1132 cheers for nothing u attention whore.. Ur small dickhole sized brain thought it was worth didnt u..loser bastard
YouFeud 4 months ago
I used to hate this video. I still do, but i used to too.
bobcats7304 5 months ago 91
this is insulting to Mitch. it needs to go away.
snapcracklemitchnpop 5 months ago 3
When will you take this shit off so we can get on with the rest of our lives.
Andres60state 5 months ago
dont be fucking with my nigga. rip mitch
DrBiznam 5 months ago
LMAO! Its not that bad, come on. Ill give you a like for this one lol
PlasmaCutter117 5 months ago
Watch the Frog and the Bear! It´s great
LottaSweden 6 months ago
Love Mitch Hedberg, he is great!
LottaSweden 6 months ago
I thought this was kinda cool !!
w0lfzombie 6 months ago
This Is Worse Than Miley Cyrus.
Dory2012Doris 6 months ago
I know I'm supposed to hate this, but I can't. It's kind of catchy.
Dammit, Otto! Love the end.
ptoner87 7 months ago 3
damnit otto!
JIPALIG 7 months ago
whats awesome is the dislikes are more fun to look at than the video.
sudoGaron 7 months ago
Good Comment . good for you :) dammit auto!! haha
starbiejoe 7 months ago
Gay, fucking gay.
mussman717word 8 months ago
HAHHAHAHA I LOVE IT
lamochila66 8 months ago
this is the balls! : )
BukkakeNation 8 months ago
Wow. That was less than a minute and felt too long.
ryandavis4q 8 months ago
YOU HAVE TOTALLY DISGRACED MITCH HEDBURG
clownofthecrown 9 months ago
@clownofthecrown At least the uploader spelled his name right...
sykop8ntballer 8 months ago
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lmaoooooooooo i'm just laughing at how bad this is
AlmostJesus 9 months ago
let me guess. you are in the 7th grade?
ilovemy1roo 9 months ago
this is atrocious
cj397 9 months ago
I LOLed at the Dammit Otto part
Homer22234555 10 months ago
You really missed an opportunity to do something funny. You've proven that you have a cool background track, and the ability to 'cleanishly' edit out clips... Yet you lack any comedic sense. Why would you waste so much time? You should have had someone who is actually funny help you, so that I could have enjoyed this- and since you exist to cater to my desires- I want you to know this: You really fucked up. Now go get me some Jelly Beans.
TomasBodeTurner 10 months ago 3
lame.
hahalol38 10 months ago
ah... nice try...
MacMan282 10 months ago
This could've worked if you weren't completely talentless.
SomeoneLovesMango 10 months ago
FAIL
lokiboynorsegod 10 months ago
this is...gah. wow. ugh.
McNChz 10 months ago
This is so bad it's good.
Plus, I'm eating jellybeans, so it's fucking dope.
IcyWeazel 11 months ago
fail
XxExoNine 11 months ago
you suck. Mitch doesn't deserve this
Chimpaliciousness 11 months ago
WTF
Ljokerz 11 months ago
carl1132, you SUCK
Breathor 1 year ago 2
hahaha dead prez beat hahaha
krisk52193 1 year ago
I don't see why everyone is hatin on this, the end was great.
AngryStickPerson 1 year ago
terrible.
whencetheheartis 1 year ago
worm food heheheheee
sylicone221 1 year ago
Fail.
~L
RealDetectiveL 1 year ago
-__-
fresh4lifey 1 year ago
wow
xlayer1 1 year ago
The K.C connection... yes, he was a bit cute, a bit talented, and he had a heroin issue... definitely some similarities!
...loved his work
Ferretgirrl 1 year ago
he sorta looked like he had that Kurt Cobain complexion...pretty cute guy
SLuMberMoOn7 1 year ago
Mitch Hedberg
Elbemarle 1 year ago
mitch would of laughed at this
dogsbulloxs 1 year ago 14
mitch hedberg was the shit. I have jokes too, note my excerpt: You should never be the smartest of dumbest person in a study group, which is why i never study with only two people lol!
southshorebits 1 year ago
@southshorebits you dont lol at your own jokes. Just sayin.
stoolet 1 year ago
i like the part where it said "jellybeans"
CERBERUS300ify 1 year ago
OMG, lighten up....this is fucking HILARIOUS!!
Mitch would have appreciated it... LOLOLOL
TheRamsesII 1 year ago 3
loser druggie heheehe..worm food now hehehee....good riddance
sylicone221 1 year ago
@sylicone221 Dude that sucks, as if you have any talent.
I know for a fact that you dont, know why? cause i have never heard of you.
mitch on the other hand, well alot of people have heard of him, and looky here theres even vids posted about him years after his death.
while you might not be a "loser druggie" make no mistake my friend, you are still a loser. And one day you'll be dead without anyone ever knowing your name.
Stralya2000 1 year ago
@Stralya2000 morphine pills are legal, but shooting up heroin is a fucking JUNKIE hehehehee! and was he a household name? heehehee.....was he on snl, which i never watched? hehehehee! such a junkie he had a heart condition, hehehee..says something heheheheheh! sorry, but i didnt know who he was when he was alive!
sylicone221 1 year ago
@sylicone221 mitch hedberg did not have a heart condition from his addiction to drugs, he was born with the heart condition and was treated for it his entire life (especially in his childhood)
Rodgerwilco91 1 year ago
@Rodgerwilco91 ok, but he died a druggie NOT from a heart condition heheheheee! loser druggie heheheheheeeee
sylicone221 1 year ago
@sylicone221 "such a junkie he had a heart condition," directly from your comment. yes he died from multiple drug toxicity (heroin and cocaine), but his heart condition was NOT caused by drugs.
Rodgerwilco91 1 year ago
@Rodgerwilco91 oh i see, cuz i though drugs would do that to you hehehee! still he od'd....
sylicone221 1 year ago
@Rodgerwilco91 but really brother the next time i stand up for a dead man, maybe you should just back the fuck off, and by the way i didn't type this "sitting down in front of a computer screen" as it happens i was standing up, upside down in a lake full of mer people.
Stralya2000 1 year ago
@Stralya2000 standing up for a dead man and personally attacking and making baseless assumptions about a person that you don't know are two different things, sir.
Rodgerwilco91 1 year ago
@Stralya2000 just because you have never heard of someone doesn't mean they dont have talent, you presumptuous asshole. i dont see how you can peg sylicone as a loser when you dont know him/her. you're exactly the kind of person that makes the internet look like a bunch of unintelligent assholes who just insult others because they're sitting behind a computer screen.
Rodgerwilco91 1 year ago
@Rodgerwilco91 Rodger, mate. I dont make a habit of insulting people, i just got a little hot under the coller, so to speak. You say i make the internet look like were all a bunch of dickheads talking trash while sitting in the comfort of our own homes, well thanks for blowing in and randomly insulting me by calling me an, asshole was it? very clever. And all those five doller words you use, why id put money on you being very bright indeed.
Stralya2000 1 year ago
@Stralya2000 yes, i am calling you an asshole for saying that other guy is a loser and will never amount to anything or whatever you said to him. and calling him talentless on the basis that you've never heard of him. it's just an unneeded attack on a person. you can disagree with someone without being an asshole and attacking them personally.
Rodgerwilco91 1 year ago
@Rodgerwilco91 I'll have to get my son to make sure he's logged into his own account before leaving comments on YT.
Stralya2000 1 year ago
@Rodgerwilco91 Nice one dad, sorry i didn't even look at the login.
Anyway... mr wilco (nice use of the nato alphabet, nobody has ever done that before, and you are very special) who the hell are you anyway? you fancy youself an internet Batman? jumping into arguments and setting things right? you dont like what i said to some random who was douching a bloke i happen to really like and respect? the whole thing was that his drug use was called into question and that somhow made him a loser.
Willtyson 1 year ago
@Willtyson i love mitch as much as the next guy, don't get me wrong. but dying of multiple drug toxicity caused by cocaine and heroine doesnt exactly make you a winner :\
and internet batman? maybe i'll use that from now on :)
no part of Rodgerwilco is in the nato alphabet sir.
Rodger means "i hear you"
and wilco means "will comply" they are military callback codes.
get it right.
Rodgerwilco91 1 year ago
@Rodgerwilco91 I just said what was on my mind, i dont hate the bloke, i hate his outlook. and i dont hate you either, you feel like standing up for people who insult dead men is your bag, then thats fine. But when you vilified me for insulting someone, and go right ahead and insult me in the same sentence you sound like maybe your a child.
Willtyson 1 year ago
i'd prefer this on the radio over lady gaga.
Lostgates 1 year ago
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you fucking whore! why on earth would you do this? you peice of shit!
lambofgod122 1 year ago
only fault i have with this is that it ends way too early
undyboy91 1 year ago
This makes me want some jellybeans
xXNightXxXManXx 1 year ago
siiiiick foooooool im d-d-d-down
babydoodoosquirt 1 year ago
I hope mitch RE-KILLS you in the after life R-tard
poocrumbleking 1 year ago
Yeah - its just one guy's thing. So what? Who cares? Live and let live numbskulls.
omarkaya42 1 year ago
this sucks
twiwonder 1 year ago 58
@twiwonder like ur mom
georgelopez180 7 months ago
have a sense of humor guys, jesus.
fevershorty 1 year ago
i like it
pharmboy1111 1 year ago
Die. Just...Die. No RIP for you. Just Mitch.
acdcfan900 1 year ago
fucking bullshit how dare u do thisto the king
gordokc77 1 year ago 2
i think its cute
YangTheWolfGod 1 year ago
what the fuck is this i don't even
bbrack42 1 year ago 3
Mitch would approve of the effort.
J3arc 1 year ago
just saying....that was terrible
cartman69jewgold 1 year ago 4
SChoate11 1 year ago
Way to freak out like all the other youtube comments. You guys are sheep. Whether it's funny or not, do you guys really have to bitch about it as if you were forced to come here and watch it? Shut the fuck up and move along if you don't like it.
Lateralus8808 1 year ago 50
@Lateralus8808 well said my friend
YangTheWolfGod 1 year ago
@Lateralus8808 inorite? This would have pissed me off if the description/title/thumbnail was clearly deceptive, but it's not.
Zerrith 1 year ago
@Lateralus8808
most of us came here to hear mitch hedberg, not his voice bastardized and looped over some gay rap sample. Fuck that, it should be in the title, like (my dumb song) that would make it suck a lot less.
mussman717word 1 year ago 3
@Lateralus8808 they are comments.. it's what they are here for. Now you are complaining about the people complaining.. the irony
Adeptmind 11 months ago 2
@Lateralus8808 good for you!!!! i agree
layla303 8 months ago
@Lateralus8808 Great username.
scorpion779946 7 months ago
@Lateralus8808 fuck off
marshalrox 6 months ago
@Lateralus8808 You mad?
Dai3eb 5 months ago
@Lateralus8808 you mad?
Frankyyourpimp 5 months ago
@Lateralus8808 Did i hear a pink floyd reference.?
livintex 5 months ago
as a tribute it's not bad. way to overreact you bunch of ninnies
aaronpanther 1 year ago
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I don't know why you guys are all getting so bent out of shape about this, I laughed.
ArentWeSpecial 1 year ago
fuckin piece of shit retard. This man has accomplished more then you will ever do in your shitty little live, i hope you die a slow and painfull dead for making something distastefull like this
m1rzaknows 1 year ago
go die...
doomsday1945 1 year ago 2
For whats it worth I thought it was funny.
limitedwhole 1 year ago
Mate, Mitch and rap just don't go together...
777static777 1 year ago
@777static777 That's actually not true. Intuition used his "Haven't slept for 10 days" piece as an intro and it fit perfectly. This though... is just an idiot with fruityloops and a mitch sample. Utter failure.
poinnovate 1 year ago
what happened to the actual segment that was on here that this scene came from ? it was his whole comedy central performance ...
anglicky69 1 year ago
Let me just haaave some. Haha Hedberg owns but this is just terrible.
SaneLunacy 1 year ago
For tarnishing Mitch's name like this, you get no jellybeans!
goneCRAZIE12398 1 year ago
43 seconds i'll never get back
seanjohn3434 1 year ago
@LehMoo i agree
theblackwingangel 1 year ago
let me just hav v v ve some
CERBERUS300ify 1 year ago
Why does everybody hate this!? I think it's funny and I don't think it's stupid or disrespectful to Mitch! If Mitch was alive, he'd think it was cool. So I don't see anything wrong as long as Mitch would find it cool :)
Sassygirl319 1 year ago
Fucking moron
rileyrenner 1 year ago
damn he wants Jelly BEans like whoa
dvsworm 1 year ago
worst piece of shit i have ever watched...
XxTwinky 1 year ago 2
Not even funny..............................
tomcrews1 1 year ago 2
wtf?! this is blasphemy! u should never, EVER besmirch Mitch's good name!!! WTF were u thinking when u made this?! were u on crack?!
mjhher3394 1 year ago
i thought it was catchy ... =)
sickasylum 1 year ago
It's a joke, just because he's dead doesn't automatically mean he is making fun of him. Mitch was a comedian, and this is a joke, so it would make sense.
mattjb2able 1 year ago
bull shit what are 12?
blairdmoyers 1 year ago
@blairdmoyers uhh maybe affiliated with 13? Oh wait it was 14. 14, what the hell!? Umm, me divided by 2 is 7 aw fuck it, I'm guilty.
UltraViolentZombie 1 year ago
I thought the humorous little song was a tribute to Mitch, it just made me think of his bit about the girl with the jellybeans jar, I love that piece so much that he did. He really made me smile. I didn't know he was deceased. I am so sorry to realize that now. I had only seen him on TV once and I thought, that is a young comedian who is really, really funny. I just loved him.
smallurthcreature 1 year ago
why are people getting so upset?
llamaslayerzorg 1 year ago 4
@llamaslayerzorg i agree i dont understand why people are getting upset i love mitch he is my favorite stand up comedian of all time and i actually thought this was funny..im pretty sure if mitch saw or heard of this video he would laugh..so lighten up its not like the person who made this video sad anything bad about him he just made a song ..there was nothing bad about it
cracksoup 1 year ago
GAY
pancakesmasher102 1 year ago
you're an asshole. I hope you burn in Hell for all Eternity, in a Lake of Fucking fire.
sevenonpaper1 1 year ago
hahahah 462 people dislike this piece of shit get a fucking clue
malcholeric4 1 year ago
Its a mash-up don't listen to them, Mitch Hedberg was an amazing artist who would probably respect someone doing this kind of stuff...
However it's not that great, u are not disgracing Mitch.
stefanotart 1 year ago
Hahahaha
Seanbo88 1 year ago
You guys are assholes!!!
I liked it and you could never have to much Mitch Hedberg.
Chill da fuck out people!!!
ice1313tz 1 year ago
Go die ASSHOLE!
YOU DARE DISGRACE HIS NAME!!!
mafiaskateryeah 1 year ago 2
this is disgraceful to his name.
brndnbrdfrd 1 year ago 18
this is awful
DURound 1 year ago 8
this is the funniest shit ever. damn it otto you're an alcoholic.
alphaman87 1 year ago
RIP
Biospark2856 1 year ago 3
Damn it Otto, You have Lupis.
mastodonowns69 2 years ago 39
@mastodonowns69 "Lupus"
iyork 1 year ago
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RuthmcEvoy 2 years ago
hahaha
SomeRandomTangent 2 years ago
rofl
gavnastyyy 2 years ago
That was great!
andrewptob 2 years ago
yay hedberg! cute song
JuanGarbanzoBean 2 years ago
let me just have have some
kamekakarot 2 years ago
WAT SHOW IS THIS???????
bowhero123 2 years ago
@bowhero123 yeah im looking for this same show lol
toastslut 2 years ago
what show is this from??
talisrose21 2 years ago
lol!!!!!!!
blacktoofgrin 2 years ago
i wish mitch woulda said more words haha i love him, lmfao Damn gravity got me again, i really wanted to sleep on that wall hahahahaha
TheKazpro 2 years ago
Dont worry about all these people man. mitch would appreciate people liking what he did.
I am a bit upset this isnt some rare newlyfound jellybean song though by mitch :(
kiwanukaz 2 years ago
How dare you tarnish Mitch Hedberg's name like this. Shame on you!!!
the626 2 years ago 259
This fucking sucks hope who ever made this gets cancer.
kinga2341 2 years ago 4
Yeah, like Mitch's suitcase. "It only has 6 more months to hold shit!"
BassistBill1988 2 years ago
lemme jus haaaaave some!
this is terrible by the way, but in the best way possible ^_^
fishyellis 2 years ago
this is horrible man
huangjiasheng 2 years ago 4
It's in honour of Mitch so...I forgive you, Mr. Director
magnacore11 2 years ago 9
mitch hedberg is like whoa...hes the funniest.i get.other ppl dont...and im white
1phthalo 2 years ago
hey b we gotta colaborate with this shit your on to something that can make a difference,,write me back please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pitbullboy100 2 years ago
sad
BlackBird10111 2 years ago
dont people have anything better to do with their lives then make dumb videos? dont people have anything better to do then watch this crap? oh wait..
nattin18 2 years ago 4
HAHAHAHA OMG!!!!! this is amazing!!!!!
madisonrulz 2 years ago
Yeah, this is bad, but I do like it.
spacekait 2 years ago
lametarded.
a song usually has... idk, a verse?
lame ass
TheMonteCarloKid 2 years ago
lametarded lame ass dude seriously? its like you were trying to be creative with your words but failed and settled for grammatically incorrect slang
ps i hate this fucking video too
dxnt333 2 years ago
Good enough to make me laugh. Keep it up.
xeaphodbeeblebrox42 2 years ago
Damit Otto!
carlosHjrzz 2 years ago 7
interesting. And Whoa was the song when it came out
PhillyGirl1 2 years ago
yeah i thought this was retarded and stupid, but for some reason I was laughing my ass off! Mitch Hedberg was so fucking cool, R.I.P.
Stalfos212 2 years ago 6
Catchy
guitarguy93 2 years ago
terrible
FunkyBass 2 years ago 3
this is really bad
McSplat 2 years ago
thanks alot mankyller. you're da man!
djalminha083 2 years ago
hey there. does anybody know this beat ? it must be from another song. thanks in advance
djalminha083 2 years ago
The beat is "Whoa" by Black Rob.
mankyller 2 years ago
its called fuck you by isaid
MusicMyOnlyLove15 2 years ago
What video is it in which he talks about the jellybbeans? Been looking for it all over
Nemeres 2 years ago
i think its on the unedited version of "comedy central presents mitch hedberg"
octaveorange 2 years ago
what's with the last part man? If your gonna do that joke you should have incorporated the whole joke! Here it is.
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. Damnit Otto, you're an alcoholic, Damnit Otto, You have LUPUS lol