Go ahead and put down 1500 miles in 10 hours in the log book and they will give you a speeding ticket for going 150 MPH even if it is impossible for the truck to go that fast.
Hahaha dude no way an employee was able to talk to you like that I know they'd fire me for sayin shit other than "do you have your wellness plus card today?" great video even tho somebody like me has to go "recover" all that shit you knocked over
Ok this just came up on my recomended to watch list...god I have not seen this in a couple yrs now...I forgot how funny this shit was. You lazy bastard....BAM BAM....ruff rider!!
yoooo steve that is funny as hell lol btw yea u spoes to smell to get the women our four father's did so y cant we,[smell my pits get to kno who i am smell me i bet u wont forget me] lmao
Dude I amso gonna gt inotrouble fr playing some these videos in class. F*ck em. The sanitary side is what I am supposed to give them about truckin. I show them they can have fun out there.
man that was some funny s**t. I was pretty sure I wanted to drive one of those there truckz till I saw what it did to ole' Ryan, and trukrJim...there's bound to be some type of medical compensation that these guys qualify for. :-P haha
Go ahead ab bug Ritade. They pied me $10 one day to unload to 3 stores and about 8 hours. We had to take the stuff off the pallets, and had to unload boxes, but only got the money for pallets. $20 for 2 of us for 8 hours.. That sucked. That was $1.25/hour....
I have never seen anybody make this video yet. Being alone on the road alot I am sure everybody has alot of funny dildo stories. Like what is the biggest dildo or dildo like object you ever got to fit in your ass etc. I will look forward to your videos
i just wasted3 minutes watching a fag in a wheel chair who thinks hes funny ride around with a dumb accent im ashamed of myself for watching this this guy is a fucking homo
I needed two things last Wed at Wallyworld: Clumping kitty litter to put in my ladypotty/sidetable/hassock type thing, and a new pair of sneakers. Instead, I tore thru the aisles, grabbing a 38C bra, three diff colored T-Shirts w/ the USA Flag on the front, two blouses, two pullovers, a new blow dryer, and TWO pair of new sneakers!
All in 15 minutes! Uncle Wally was $144.86 richer by the time I got done. Every man I know LOVES the way I shop! GIT R DUN!!! LOVE the background music! YeeHaw!
Yeah! I'm just outta truck school and needed some shopping tips. Thanks Ste....err... uh... Ryan!
Anyway, I'm about ready to jump in with a company and I wonder... you got any tips on surviving life with a trainer? I hope to make a video about the experience. Take care!
Great comment by the way. First, bring only what you need don't pack to heavy.
Second, ask as many question as you like if he don't respond in a way that makes sense to you ask him to say it again. IT would help to build a good relationship with him.
Third) if that don't work and you have exhausted yourself trying to learn from him. Demand another teacher, remember you are paying for it after all. MAKE SURE you get proper training, Your life and others depend on it.
That line came from my video "road test angry trucker" which was removed from the internets, but for those that have seen it they can tell you it was funny as ----
Nope i used a couple and they just don't hold up i will have to take them back. Should i take back the used ones too i have been saving them in the bunk.
lololololol...mad funny. So what happened Ryan, did you drop a trailer on your legs, fall from the truck while not using a 3-point contact or are you just too lazy to walk in the store and buy shit. You are right about the women. It's all about the pheromones. Here is some advice, next time you talk to a pretty women just shit your pants, don't shower for a week and walk up to her and say"I'm Ryan and I work for Swift as a 2month exp. mentor. Would you be interested in some free prep H? holla!"
Go ahead and put down 1500 miles in 10 hours in the log book and they will give you a speeding ticket for going 150 MPH even if it is impossible for the truck to go that fast.
packrat541 4 months ago
you can drive a truck but you can't a wheelchair lol
mobileal30 8 months ago
I have seen a clip of a NYC cabdriver peeing in a bottle, is that common among truckdrivers if a toilet is not nearby ??
1869Joner 9 months ago
you should have ask some one that worked there to push you around doing that lmao.
midnightsnakeboa 11 months ago
Im a ruff rider lol
Roddcook 1 year ago
Hahaha dude no way an employee was able to talk to you like that I know they'd fire me for sayin shit other than "do you have your wellness plus card today?" great video even tho somebody like me has to go "recover" all that shit you knocked over
wheelman1985 1 year ago
Ok this just came up on my recomended to watch list...god I have not seen this in a couple yrs now...I forgot how funny this shit was. You lazy bastard....BAM BAM....ruff rider!!
Newfieguy89 1 year ago
I love this guy.
YourRulerSkeletos 1 year ago
my dad used to deliver to rite aid
379peterbilt530 1 year ago
This Funny As Funny Can Get,LMAO
Hollywood2NY 2 years ago
ruff ryder :)))
prv86 2 years ago
that's what I call funny stuff!!!!!!
andrzejtrucker 2 years ago
Kick ass video, Steve
deerej80 2 years ago
lol very funny i want more!! keep on trucking
TheDavidpayne 2 years ago
YOUR WIFE SAYS I HAVE BIG BALLS
sfordgg 2 years ago
STEVE IS A LOT LIZARD
sfordgg 2 years ago
This is too damn funny
girlcybill 2 years ago
Forget the toothbrush..Don't need it! Toothpaste? Dont need it! Deodorant... don't see a point in it....LMAO
SaGiTaUrlaN 2 years ago
lmao you r to funny cool video
girlcybill 2 years ago
Nice Vid =D
PuppieMan 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL,
"preparation H, I'm a ruff rider" LOL
placham 2 years ago
You sound like G.W. Bush with that dialect.. Funkie Ass, eh ?
wnaburgencesante 2 years ago
yoooo steve that is funny as hell lol btw yea u spoes to smell to get the women our four father's did so y cant we,[smell my pits get to kno who i am smell me i bet u wont forget me] lmao
trucker2b 2 years ago
haha, i love this guy
mudvainjeep 2 years ago
Driver this is funny to Ha HA HA keep it up
smenh1 2 years ago
Dude I amso gonna gt inotrouble fr playing some these videos in class. F*ck em. The sanitary side is what I am supposed to give them about truckin. I show them they can have fun out there.
truckerparrot 2 years ago
hey steve,did you really get kicked out of the store at the end or did you just make it look like you did?either way it was a great video.
driver0317 2 years ago
youu are u making god money i'm really don't know how mutch are paing for trucker cdl class A
$10 $15 $20 per hour because it's a hard job u never are in home and fuckk it's reallll okk anybody can said anithingg thankkkss
elprado75 3 years ago
man that was some funny s**t. I was pretty sure I wanted to drive one of those there truckz till I saw what it did to ole' Ryan, and trukrJim...there's bound to be some type of medical compensation that these guys qualify for. :-P haha
NoiseMostBeautiful 3 years ago
Rated 5* for bein so f*ckin funny! lol
NHranchOrelaxO 3 years ago
Hey steve, who works the camera for you
RobWilsonII 3 years ago
My truck is missing the drivers seat so i have to drive standing up...It bothers me too, i know.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago 2
@Whitelinefilms Lmfao.. I love you.
ModeraterX 1 year ago
Did you seriously get kicked out? ROFL
etsschu 3 years ago
I will never go back to rite aid!!! :P
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
I agree that retard is a prick, fat, cunt! What was that lamer thinking? LOL
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOL! (love your accent lol)
jclspedding 3 years ago
Lmao..slam on the brake pedal tryna get the 4wheeler off your ass...Lmao
yungtrucker16 3 years ago
Yeah Ryan is a real hero! LOL.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
u get swelling fronm fucking to mutch
BUCKSHOTcat 3 years ago
Yeah i do, DAMN IT.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Go ahead ab bug Ritade. They pied me $10 one day to unload to 3 stores and about 8 hours. We had to take the stuff off the pallets, and had to unload boxes, but only got the money for pallets. $20 for 2 of us for 8 hours.. That sucked. That was $1.25/hour....
bfrance2002 3 years ago
Sounds like some one got screwed i am glad i fuc%ed with them now!
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
lol :p
koreath 3 years ago
bam still making me laugh
Truckingirl79 3 years ago
Thanks for getting my back brother. Take er easy.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Inspired by my years of hanging out with swift drivers.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Because he is a silly sh__ fill in the blanks.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
This video stil rocks my world BAM!
seansuth 3 years ago
And you still rock mine BAM BAM my brother.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I have never seen anybody make this video yet. Being alone on the road alot I am sure everybody has alot of funny dildo stories. Like what is the biggest dildo or dildo like object you ever got to fit in your ass etc. I will look forward to your videos
dinoasm 3 years ago
Trucker D over at firelinefilms on youtube made a video like this and he said 12 inches is the most he could stuff. Hope this helps.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
real funny pro! have ulost weight!!i watched all your vidoes today... and yes u lost some weight i guess!!
aid2003 3 years ago
It comes and it goes. I usually burn off about 20/30 pounds in the summer.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
i just wasted3 minutes watching a fag in a wheel chair who thinks hes funny ride around with a dumb accent im ashamed of myself for watching this this guy is a fucking homo
wmurray4452 3 years ago
I am ashamed that you watched the video also, Damn what kind of a jerk off would watch a full video of something he didn't like.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
condoms bro, i will make you a deal that you can not miss , i got some Letex Gloves i can giv you some for sean so it dont get to messy
lol bro you guys are to funny
mazdaman1982 3 years ago
Yeah last time he got a little messy, but i heard when you two met up you brought out the gloves is this true?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
fuckin rights bro we where thinking of you but then i seen seans face FUCK lmfao
mazdaman1982 3 years ago
ya sean was cool to chill with maybe one day you and me could chill bro
mazdaman1982 3 years ago
Yeah dude that would be awesome.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
ya maybe some time me and the lady could drive south to Arizona or some thing maybe one day
mazdaman1982 3 years ago
What the hell you doing in that wheel chair??? Ya you're not welcome back here...hahaha...kicked out of another one eh Steve...hahaha
Newfieguy89 3 years ago 2
HAHAHA yeah bro, i think i will be working on another one tonight.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
damn funny stuff steve, keep it up, still laughing here.
R580NZ 3 years ago
You got it. How have you been lately?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
doin good ....finsh up class and such goin take a break and go out to see a friend of my in vegas
rebelrecycler 3 years ago
lmaoooooooooooooooooo ...... what more can i say ...... lmaooooooooooooo
rebelrecycler 3 years ago
HA HA HA i hear you brother.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Thank you my brother for the nice comments i accepted your friend request. For sure .. Take care my brother.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Your a homo , just playing how you doing my brother?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Thanks my brother.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
haha sweet vid man funny as hell
silvertondevil12 3 years ago
Thank you brother, how have you been i have not heard from you in a bit? You doing ok?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
im doing great just playin xbox biking and paint ball thats my day then bed time then same thing all over how bout u
silvertondevil12 3 years ago
Sounds like fun. I am just chillin out and what not. Not really doing much of anything besides work.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
you dont need it you're a "rough rider"??? HA! 10-4 you crazy son of bitch!
sonboogie 3 years ago
Ryan sure the hell is, Be on the look out for Ryan's next video.. Where will he end up at?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
I needed two things last Wed at Wallyworld: Clumping kitty litter to put in my ladypotty/sidetable/hassock type thing, and a new pair of sneakers. Instead, I tore thru the aisles, grabbing a 38C bra, three diff colored T-Shirts w/ the USA Flag on the front, two blouses, two pullovers, a new blow dryer, and TWO pair of new sneakers!
All in 15 minutes! Uncle Wally was $144.86 richer by the time I got done. Every man I know LOVES the way I shop! GIT R DUN!!! LOVE the background music! YeeHaw!
NJKatwoman 3 years ago
I love and hate wal mart at the same time. SSHHH i do the same thing.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
lol funny as h3ll, great vid 5stars
379showtime 3 years ago
Thank you, Ryan is a real idiot.. LOL
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
dude thats coooooooool
idaman6000 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA Yeah that swift driver is crazy. LOL
How you doing brother?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
I live to make people squirm in there shoes. Many years of professional goof balling. I have just started to begin LOL.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
boy you is a fool! lol hha.
Iwill be laughing at this one for the rest of the day. lol
Imma have to put this one on my website man on the spotlight page! Comedy.
lifeasatrucker 3 years ago
In the words of edbassmaster " YOU GOT THAT RIGHT"
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Yeah! I'm just outta truck school and needed some shopping tips. Thanks Ste....err... uh... Ryan!
Anyway, I'm about ready to jump in with a company and I wonder... you got any tips on surviving life with a trainer? I hope to make a video about the experience. Take care!
kgthatsme 3 years ago
Great comment by the way. First, bring only what you need don't pack to heavy.
Second, ask as many question as you like if he don't respond in a way that makes sense to you ask him to say it again. IT would help to build a good relationship with him.
Third) if that don't work and you have exhausted yourself trying to learn from him. Demand another teacher, remember you are paying for it after all. MAKE SURE you get proper training, Your life and others depend on it.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Thanks bro!
I just hope building a good relationship with the trainer doesn't involve pink panties. LOL!!
kgthatsme 3 years ago
Yeah sorry but it does.. Just tell him you would rather wear the ARMY ones and you should be fine. DON'T let him make you ride with no panties on.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
LOL, awesome video m8!! *****
hosatosa 3 years ago
Oh my Gosh!! Another classic peek at trucking through the eyes of Ryan Smith.
JimsTruckerTech 3 years ago
You got that right.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
You will for sure.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Thank there brother hillbilly.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Dang Ryan, you are making me look like a sane person lol Great Vid
truckertwotimes 3 years ago
You are sane brother trucker.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
who goes to rite aid, we go shoppers drug mart in canada eh, but we have power scooters. NICE
partyrow 3 years ago
HA HA HA thanks brother.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Who does this?
ZoeToots 3 years ago
Yeah no joke huh?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
awesome, i agree with you on one thing big time who needs deodorant keep it natural.
keeping it real brah
themanofmovies 3 years ago
For real bro. You have to let everyone know your a man!!
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
rough rider hahaha...
paracharlie 3 years ago
You got that right !!!
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Really? I am that lame? LOL thanks tho, i wish i had my own channel i would promote all these other great people on youtube.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Thanks my brother. You rock hard.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
crazy ass truck driver the one and only
TruckerSteve you had me rolling onthe floor
5 stars all the way
karlh24 3 years ago
Thank bro. I enjoy watching your twitters they keep me entertained as well.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Lmao Steve you aint right dude
But thats some shit I'd do right there
lol
Peace brother Keep it between the lines
DocHolliday92966 3 years ago
For sure brother, you always up to no good also?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Well maby not no good but full of shi...ot might describe it best lol
Yep screwing with people is 1 of the beast forms of stress relief I can think of :-)
Peace Steve
DocHolliday92966 3 years ago
I agree 100 percent.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
lol awesome video dude
JamesWorldStudios 3 years ago
Almost as cool as yours bro. Thanks for the comment.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
NOT WELCOME???
Doesnt that guy know who hes talkin too????..this is RYAN SMITH!!!..I say we find that drugstore and burn it to the ground.
(if ya find it its ok to start without me)
cheeptorque 3 years ago
I am right there with you, hmmm which rite aid was this? LOL
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
You friggin crack me up man! Hope Ryan can keep that shiny side up, cum onnnn! TruckerRich said it...
CiberRat 3 years ago
He is a bit of a moron if you ask me, it is only a matter of time before he gets upside down or at least bangs his head on something.(again)
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
You Kick ass Ryan Smith! when i grow up i'm gonna be a super trucker like you!
drivergeoff 3 years ago
I third that comment. HA HA
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
that was a great video steve
jjsewatson 3 years ago
You got it bro. Thanks for the comment and rating and such.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Good for when slamin on that break to get the 4 wheeler off your,.....LOL! You're a crackup!!!! As always,...Thanks for the humor!!! Take care Bro!
EMDF7 3 years ago
Thanks brother, how are you doing?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
how in tha hell is it that you can manover a 53 foot trailer on and inerstate but not a damn wheel chair in a store. hahahah lol
justinshell01 3 years ago
Plenty of practice in a semi. LOL
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
LOL! dude it was a freakin hilarious video. think you can go more redneck with the voice?lol! you make good vids man keep'em comin.
justinshell01 3 years ago
You got it brother, I was going for sophisticated with the voice i guess i missed.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
dam steve we should have a race one end of the store to the other lmao!!! jk
mazdaman1982 3 years ago
You know it brother i don't get down any other way.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
YES you do and don't lie about it.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Damn it rooster we need to meet up and raise hell.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Thank you bro, i will try my hardest.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
I will call Sean on this video i like the idea.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Well of course that is why i picked them up.!!
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
HAHAHAAH
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL thanks bro.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
For sure.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
I use many programs but for this yeah i sure did jackie.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
It usually does, but they can't afford the bill so the ride in pain.. But of course, you know that already.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Thank you sir.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Yeah right! your real funny!!
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
I grabbed one up but it slipped out of my hands and i didn't want to bend over, there was a Werner driver behind me.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Swift rocks Ryan is the best. lol.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
You got it brother.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
LOL---that sounds like a good idea.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
That line came from my video "road test angry trucker" which was removed from the internets, but for those that have seen it they can tell you it was funny as ----
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
HAHAHA that was the best part in my opinion. LOL thanks for leaving me a comment brother.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
BAM BAM you got it brother. Thanks for watching this video over and over. Take care dude.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
ya bro thats funny 100% man where did you get the wheelcher from?
mazdaman1982 3 years ago
They supply them for free at the store. LOL i love the place.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
How are those depends working for you? I sure wonder if they fit your big ass.
ZoeToots 3 years ago
Nope i used a couple and they just don't hold up i will have to take them back. Should i take back the used ones too i have been saving them in the bunk.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Funny stuff Super Trucker Ryan. I can't believe you got into a wheel chair in a STORE! That is just CRAZY.
ZoeToots 3 years ago
Yes i sure did, what are they going to do about it? LOL
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
wholy freak thats funny. I can't believe you did that. Thats worse then Eskimo in Vancouver. Funny shizit
seansuth 3 years ago
I see a ESKIMO RYAN Collabo coming on.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
I think your a little crazy, and phycic... (if thats how it's spelt
seansuth 3 years ago
He's not a phycic..He is psychotic. Do you have room to talk, jumping on a bus!
ZoeToots 3 years ago
Ask Kelly how It's spelt...she'll tell u...lol...
389Pete 3 years ago
LOL funny bro funny.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
lololololol...mad funny. So what happened Ryan, did you drop a trailer on your legs, fall from the truck while not using a 3-point contact or are you just too lazy to walk in the store and buy shit. You are right about the women. It's all about the pheromones. Here is some advice, next time you talk to a pretty women just shit your pants, don't shower for a week and walk up to her and say"I'm Ryan and I work for Swift as a 2month exp. mentor. Would you be interested in some free prep H? holla!"
sector420 3 years ago
How do you think i meet Michelle? that is michellelane16 here on youtube.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Haha, Was nice shoppin with ya lol
Eaglerunner01 3 years ago
Come back anytime.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
LOL Ryan, you are crazy, thanks for the entertainment, Steve.
CyberPassenger 3 years ago
You got it kind sir. I really appreciate your support.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
shit man only you could get away with this shit just hope you can back up a semi better than a wheel chair lol 5* buddy safe trucking
geordietrucker101 3 years ago
I have years of practice in a semi and a couple of minutes in rite aid. LOL
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
good vid man
undefinedsbg 3 years ago
Thank you bro.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Hey Trucker Steve!!!!
Awesome Video. Ryan Needs To Get A Grip On His Act! Hope All Is Well On The Wide Open Road!!
Future Trucker:Ben
TrainWatcher1993 3 years ago
Thanks are alright, to many miles and not enough sleep.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
"you're not welcome back here" hahahahaha
rcaston19 3 years ago
Yeah can you believe that? how dear them.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago