I remember when this movie came out in the summer of 1994 before I was giong to the 1st grade. I had the video tape until it wore out when I played it the death through the years.
I think that banker deserved an oscar nod for keeping a straigt face when Spanky said " You can't treat people this way mister" look at his face he was trying not to laugh :D
Would it be funny if they were smart enough to say 10 random numbers, but accidentally referred to Mr. Welling's account number. Mr Welling: THAT'S MY ACCOUNT NUMBER, you trying to steal my identity?! SECURITY!!!!!!
"You're not people... You're kids" -- Wow. Now that I realize what he actually said without being 5 years old when I last saw this scene, this guy is a whole new piece of shit scumbag.
@mrautomatic17 when he said that i was like 5 and i got really ticked off. i was like, we're people too! then i asked my mom if i could write a letter to him saying that kids were people too.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IIS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
I didn't know Mel Brooks was in the movie until I watched it today. When the kids were disguising themselves as adults I knew they looked more like ZZ Top than bank men. And I remember that the TV version had an extra scene where the real bearded men show up and were obviously hurt by the loan officer, which I thought was better than the one I have on video.
"You're not people, you're kids!" Duh, Mr. Welling...kids are people, too.
@0rt3ga15 actually theres an extended scene to that.the men who walk in,go to mr. welling and he says something like "didnt i tell you to leave??" then he pulls the men's beard hurting them,then they leave angry taking the money they were about to deposit or somethin.mr wellin goes like "oh oh!! im sorry im sorry!! dont leave!!" hahaha so epic
@0rt3ga15 When this movie was shown on TV, the scne was longer. The 2 guys were there to make a generous donation, and the kids told them to go talk to Mr. Welling in the back. Mr. Welling thought that the 2 guys were the kids again, and pulled their beards. They weren't, but angrily informed him that they were going to take thir $2,000,000 somewhere else..
It cut out the last part of the video. The two guys that were coming in when they left looked like them, so when the real people try to get a loan he yells at them and tries to pull on their beards, and, well, you can guess the rest.
I absolutely love how even though this is a bit Cameo, it still has the Mel Brooks references (the Rabis).
historybuff5341 1 week ago
Looool I love this!
PurpleLemon22 3 weeks ago
If you were my kids, I'd punish you!...if we were your kids we'd punish ourselves!
rubyrox219 1 month ago
annnddd howwwwwwwwww
jw31187 1 month ago
'if we were your kids, we'd punished ourselves!' OWNED! haha
riceeaterz 1 month ago
SEVEN!! SEVEN!!!! eight
IngloriousBastard911 2 months ago
I never realized until now that they're dressed like Orthodox Jews XD
Tsukoe 3 months ago 4
I remember when this movie came out in the summer of 1994 before I was giong to the 1st grade. I had the video tape until it wore out when I played it the death through the years.
pwt2188L 3 months ago
I think that banker deserved an oscar nod for keeping a straigt face when Spanky said " You can't treat people this way mister" look at his face he was trying not to laugh :D
dreamcaster4eva2011 4 months ago
Wood don't grow on trees
misfitsg17 4 months ago
Freakinn Love thiss movie !!!
ashley3776 5 months ago
"Your not people your kids". LMFAO!!!
Best childhood movie, ever.xD
angeleyes86ebby 5 months ago
KIDS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!! even tho im 15 and hate em well most of em :)
jugfam4lyfe 5 months ago
Would it be funny if they were smart enough to say 10 random numbers, but accidentally referred to Mr. Welling's account number. Mr Welling: THAT'S MY ACCOUNT NUMBER, you trying to steal my identity?! SECURITY!!!!!!
MONOPOLY35 6 months ago
memories rushing back : D
bigsneakywolf 6 months ago
XD at the end it's like:
INCEPTION!
kornhead6555 6 months ago
....yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poms4ever33 6 months ago 2
"You know what they say, wood dosent grow on trees!"
amylouise200 6 months ago 11
"You're not people... You're kids" -- Wow. Now that I realize what he actually said without being 5 years old when I last saw this scene, this guy is a whole new piece of shit scumbag.
mrautomatic17 6 months ago 4
@mrautomatic17 when he said that i was like 5 and i got really ticked off. i was like, we're people too! then i asked my mom if i could write a letter to him saying that kids were people too.
19lionkingfan 6 months ago
"6 kids, hardwarking father, honesty and trustworthy. Loan....denied!" LOL! So mean!
spongebob3218 6 months ago
2:06
becky4paws 6 months ago
1:04
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IIS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
meauxzez 6 months ago
they can afford fake beards lol
tadams1111 7 months ago
If we were your kids we'd punish ourselves. Lol
letsmakecandy8689 7 months ago
"Seven."
"SeVEN?"
That gets me every time...
babyheadadventures 7 months ago
Kids are not people...
DjMoTowNakaMikey 7 months ago
@DjMoTowNakaMikey kids ARE people! -_-
mossclaw55 7 months ago
@mossclaw55 u didnt get it right??? watch the scene again
DjMoTowNakaMikey 7 months ago
@DjMoTowNakaMikey dude i know i didnt
i didnt mean to hit reply to you :P
mossclaw55 7 months ago
where we gonna get that kind of moolah?!
idkroflol 7 months ago
Where we goin get that kinda moolah?
rover1597 8 months ago
'' You know what they say, wood don't grow on trees... '' :D :D :D LMAO
JERNierakmens 8 months ago
is that mel brookes!?
IronSaucer 9 months ago 3
I wish I could meet the brilliant mind who came up with all this stuff. I fucking love it
PDXnorthwestt 9 months ago 2
A couple of Hassidic Jews going in for a bank loan, how could that guy have said no?
elementz1986 9 months ago 3
"you know what they say wood dont grow on trees" XD
masterchip071597 9 months ago
ZZ TOP..... HAHAHAHA
cheke009 9 months ago
ZZ TOP..... HAHAHAHA
cheke009 9 months ago
Six Kids, Hardworking Father, Honest & Trustworthy.....Loan DENIED.
simplyydria 9 months ago 2
10 people got their loan denied
EdTV20 9 months ago 3
" Your not people, your kids" lol oootay
EdTV20 9 months ago 3
"If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves!" I think I just died.
OMGrhani 9 months ago
if you disliked this then you had a shitty childhood...
KingCuervo88 10 months ago
-What is your account number?
'uhh...7.'
Try 8!
- 8! :D
My favorite part. LOL
MichiieJackson 10 months ago
Ahhhh! It's Mel Brooks!!! XD I never realized he was in this and I used to watch this movie all the time when I was little!
TimeWaster001 10 months ago
i've seen this movie so many times, know it all off by heart and i still laugh everytime as if I've never seen it hahaha! My childhood <3
xXxDeiseBbyxXx 10 months ago
@krimakrams =D thanks
tweethang1 10 months ago
10 people where his kids
tweethang1 10 months ago 2
@tweethang1
lol best dislikers comment ever :D
krimskrams 10 months ago
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I'd give them the loan for being able to pull something like that off!!
tweethang1 10 months ago
Haha where we qoin qet that kind of moola '...Yuh kno waht they say wood doesnt qrow on trees xDD hahaha
akroe987 10 months ago
"uh, seven."
hahahah me and my sister used to say this ALLLLL the time when we were little
rere1205 11 months ago 3
1:59 those kids should get arrested cause there killing me
WITH LAUGHTER
haha
that STILL kills me
peaceluver321 11 months ago
uh 7...lol
CardShark989 11 months ago
mel brooks classic love how he says seven ? best actor ever
devmoran2 11 months ago
10 people isn't a people.
royalgarnet 11 months ago
Is that Andre 3000?
monkeyman62287 11 months ago
"You can't treat people this way mister!" lol
TraceErp 11 months ago
Hard working father, honest and trustworthy; LOAN DENIED!!!!
JackDaScarecrow 1 year ago 5
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LMAO "If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves! D; "
cookiemonsteryo 1 year ago
I keep wondering what happened to the men that went in after the rascals lol
jess401 1 year ago 3
@jess401
The man thought they were the rascals again and attempted to pull their beards, only to realize they were the genuine ones.
ManNotFoundDog 11 months ago
uhhhh 7
peppy751 1 year ago 2
if we were your kids kids we'd punish ourselves....im the 3rd person to say tht..lol!
TheWolverineiscool 1 year ago
thank you my good man!
iamsofly08 1 year ago
Wood Doesnt Grow On Trees Lmfao!
babeygirlie10 1 year ago 10
MEL BROOKS!!!!
rickthetick00 1 year ago
"What's your account number?" "Ahhhh seven." "Seven? Seven?" "Try eight!" "Ahhh eight?" lol i love this movie :)
HazelEyes288 1 year ago 6
TRY 8!!!
cholo2a1 1 year ago 6
I always seem to crack up when they leave the bank, and pass those two other dudes who look just like them.
xelibergx 1 year ago 3
@xelibergx yeah and when they got in, they probably would have got a nice beating.That is why stymie said good luck to them. lol that is my fav part.
ubandassociates 1 year ago
Mr. Welling: "If you were my kids, I'd punish you."
Stymie: "If we we're your kids, we'd punish ourselves!!"
MaghonBarkley 1 year ago 53
Mel Brooks. XD
historybuff5341 1 year ago
you no what they say,wood dont grow on trees :)
NINTENDOGUYRULEZ 1 year ago 5
When I was little, I had no idea how he saw through their disguise. XD
channyandseddiefan 1 year ago 105
@channyandseddiefan me 2
bulldogkid180 7 months ago
@channyandseddiefan
because he's played by Mel Brooks ^_^
665Data 5 months ago
Lol xDD Mel Brooks, what a genius
R0gueX 1 year ago
I love this scene
LarsOw 1 year ago
where we gonna get that type of muulah?
mattmc34 1 year ago
Bank crisis 2008
Unreadableanon 1 year ago
"Thank you, good look!" LMAO
terriblesweets 1 year ago
"You're not people, you're kids"
Ha Ha
googlexxxxxxx 1 year ago
hahaha i love mr welling's skeptical look 1:29 then my favorite part 1:33
hahahahahahahaha honestly this actor kinda looks like he's related to Val Kilmer
esperantomusica 1 year ago
lol.....
CidShaw 1 year ago
all in favour, say YOIYOIYOIYOIYOIYOI! hahahaha :D
EmOKiDDsRHoT 1 year ago 5
@EmOKiDDsRHoT lol
jshorty0912 1 year ago
@EmOKiDDsRHoT YOIYOIYOIYOIYOIYOIY! XD
MARIONETAdmc 1 year ago
"mooolaww"(:
adriesings 1 year ago
Try 8
tatum828 1 year ago
"If You Were My Kids I'd Punish You!" "If We Were Your Kid's We'd Punish OurSelves" LMAO
Thats Juss may Favorite Part <3
It Never Gets Old ;D
JacquelineNiqqa 1 year ago
7? 7? Try 8.. lol!!!!!!
xstar8gurlx 1 year ago 6
i love the little rascals
jjcijp 1 year ago
The bank guy is such a Pedophobic!
OurGangFan 1 year ago
"we can't sit down, my good man." :P Haha--favorite quote in this scene
StagePrincess3 1 year ago 4
OMG!!! IT'S MEL BROOKS!!!
DemonFoxAkira 1 year ago 4
"you know what they say, wood dosnt grow on trees" hahaha oh yes it does lil man
micky4eva100 1 year ago 4
hahahaha "if we were ur kids wed punish ourselves"hahahahaha
928raptor 1 year ago
"You know what they say; Wood doesn't grow on trees!" Of course it does, trees are wood!! rotfl
sazeedoll 1 year ago 3
Anyone notice that they dressed like they were Jews?
StupidHelp101 1 year ago
@StupidHelp101 more Amish than Jewish, i think.....LOL!!
StagePrincess3 1 year ago
lol this was my fave movie when i was five
ilovetwilight460 1 year ago
try eight lol
miss09lauren 1 year ago
I didn't know Mel Brooks was in the movie until I watched it today. When the kids were disguising themselves as adults I knew they looked more like ZZ Top than bank men. And I remember that the TV version had an extra scene where the real bearded men show up and were obviously hurt by the loan officer, which I thought was better than the one I have on video.
"You're not people, you're kids!" Duh, Mr. Welling...kids are people, too.
Discosaturn 1 year ago
Bestest movie ever =))))
MissManda111 1 year ago
lovee theem
jaaayyjaaayyx3 1 year ago
YUH YUH YUH YOY
thumperger 1 year ago
I wonder wat would of happened to those guys that went in afterwards. they looked alike like the kids.
0rt3ga15 1 year ago
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@0rt3ga15 ive seen this movie...trust me it aint good!
bethrdavis 1 year ago
@0rt3ga15 actually theres an extended scene to that.the men who walk in,go to mr. welling and he says something like "didnt i tell you to leave??" then he pulls the men's beard hurting them,then they leave angry taking the money they were about to deposit or somethin.mr wellin goes like "oh oh!! im sorry im sorry!! dont leave!!" hahaha so epic
esperantomusica 1 year ago 5
@0rt3ga15 When this movie was shown on TV, the scne was longer. The 2 guys were there to make a generous donation, and the kids told them to go talk to Mr. Welling in the back. Mr. Welling thought that the 2 guys were the kids again, and pulled their beards. They weren't, but angrily informed him that they were going to take thir $2,000,000 somewhere else..
Darthbane1988 1 year ago 2
@Darthbane1988 LOL
0rt3ga15 1 year ago
Omg I didn't realize Mel Brookes was in this!!!
svenbeck0360 1 year ago 3
yoyoyoyoyoyo
cobhcdr 1 year ago
MEL BROOKS FTW!!!!!!
spicyMcHAGGIS9green 1 year ago
lol at the end of it
otherjoe1234 1 year ago
Loan Officer - "What is your account... number...?"
Spanky - "Uhh... seven!"
Loan Officer - "Seven? SEVEN?"
*try eight*
Spanky - "Eight?"
That's my favourite part of the entire movie besides the "Two Pickles" scene, LOL!
MeganKimberley 1 year ago 3
XD if we were your kids we'd punish ourselves
iluvdrakeandjosh 1 year ago
wood does grow on trees
ala4011 1 year ago
AMISH :D
shadowcutie212 1 year ago
this movie is funnnnnnnnyyyy i love diz movie
TheSharky321 1 year ago 4
LOL!! wat hapends nexT! i havent seen this movie in years!!!!
562jesse562 1 year ago
"If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves" LMAO
malaikab09 1 year ago 123
hahahaa.. i looove that part!! aww man!! i freakin' looove this movie!!
skittlestarbutst 1 year ago
"Uh, seven"
emanresusirk 1 year ago 3
"You know what they say, wood doesn't grow on trees."
jeremiah168lms 1 year ago 3
where the deleted scene on this
is so funny this old man is sick
davidlee110 1 year ago
"how are we going to get that moolah? idk you know what they say, wood dont grow on trees." hahahaa
satownhustler210 1 year ago 8
ha ha
HellzManior 1 year ago
"Gooood luck!"
whateverlolawants 1 year ago 2
What A bunch of cute kids
lilrob792 2 years ago
look at the dude's eyes near the end. He's trying hard not to laugh.
stubsfahey87 2 years ago
hahaha Mel Brooks!
lave4321 2 years ago 3
"u know wath they said, wood doenst growth on trees"! dam hahah
xxKOZTRAxx 2 years ago 2
wow that is wierd how the man knows that there kids what if that was a adult
nrffrn 2 years ago 7
Lol "If we were you'r kids we'd punish ourselfs" lmao xD
Vanechalyssa 2 years ago 99
@Vanechalyssa lol
girliegirl1000 2 years ago
What song is playing in the background?
Skamaniac100 2 years ago
Short People by Randy Newman..
Darthbane1988 2 years ago
" if we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves" LOL!
nintendaholic 2 years ago 7
you left out the best part!!!
BAN1221031 2 years ago 2
Long live Mel Brooks!
eeektavius 2 years ago
Hello meh good man :] Spanky is funny when he said that
To0wierd21 2 years ago
maybe the kids should have tried the schwartz...
JuanTheRetroGamer 2 years ago
all the money on favor say YOY YOY YOY YOY!! XD LOL!!
Strasburg1991 2 years ago
"You know what they say-- lumber doesn't grow on trees."
thetruechrisromero 2 years ago 3
This is so anti-semitic.
StMarysOfTheMoon 2 years ago
Seven? Sevennnnn?
*****TRY EIGHT*****
Priceless. Shit! Where the fuck did 1994 go?
Have a great day, a great night, a great weekend, a great month and a great fall! Puerto Rican Love from New York City!
prlad85 2 years ago
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hebr138 2 years ago
I love Randy Newman so much xDD!!
herbienbrian 2 years ago
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That is the worst collection of crap I've ever seen.
pkring 2 years ago
Funny Line At 1:36-1:42!!!!!
jamespic 2 years ago
is mel brooks still alive?
I know travis tedford , hes a friend of mine.. =]
palprecious15 2 years ago
Nammeee droperrr....
BubblegumCandyfloss 2 years ago
uh no? we are not close .
palprecious15 2 years ago
if we were your kids we'd punish ourselves!! XD LOL
gcool715 2 years ago 2
7.. uhh, 8? haha! lmbo! stop criticizing spanky!! he is adorable!
einahpets54 2 years ago
It cut out the last part of the video. The two guys that were coming in when they left looked like them, so when the real people try to get a loan he yells at them and tries to pull on their beards, and, well, you can guess the rest.
Swordbladepirate 2 years ago 4
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omg i hate how the redneck american one talks.
greetings from wales!
unseenlock 2 years ago
u know what they say wood doesnt grow on trees lmao
XxedxX1 2 years ago
holy shit it's mel brooks, I forgot he was in this movie
jmartin34 2 years ago
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LuigiFire7792 2 years ago
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look at spanky's ugly face at 1:04
stardusth2o 2 years ago
PSHHHH TACKY! Spanky is tacky!
stardusth2o 2 years ago
whats the name of the song in the beggining of this vid?
12plherrera 2 years ago
Randy Newman - Short People
Same dude who did the Toy Story songs. :)
jarkle 2 years ago
that movie rocks be my freind
Twinky10000BC 2 years ago
0:14
bobylee3 2 years ago
My favorite part!!
girlygirl00 2 years ago
every time it shows spanky i think it's a close up shot of his butt! lol! being called spanky is an insult in my house.
sidrules777 2 years ago
lol i love how 2 people that look like them walk in after them
LovestoLawL 2 years ago
"if we were your kids we would punish ourselves" hahahaha i loved this movie
TheyCallMeAfro 2 years ago 2
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stardusth2o 2 years ago
Lol i love it, like adults walk around calling everyone my good man.
jirdimaster 2 years ago
This is what happens after:
Mr Welling: I thought I told you to get out of here and not come BACK! You annoying punks!
(he pulls the real guys' beards, which obviously hurts them, Mr Welling is frozen with shock.)
One of the real men: Very well, we'll take our $2,000,000, some place else!
SamCohenoftheJews2 2 years ago 2
HaaHaa now that im older i understand this movie alot better like the whole "account number" LOL
"seven?" .. "Seven?"
HaaHaa this is like the best movie ever!! =D
XOPRNCESS 2 years ago 4
1:38
TheDirectorofFoo 2 years ago
haha
bam241213 2 years ago
Seven? Seven?
Try 8
LOL
littlecuttie12 2 years ago 2