you do that otherwise its like your asking them to fill out a survey
hey bitch how ya doing?
ok so what about me? I'm not too bad eh? so what u doing tonight?
you're with him? but hes an idiot. I'm better than that surely.
does he have the depth & profound wisdom? can he see life's subtle idiosyncrisies etc etc. w/o a drink to lull us back we'd be like strangling the bitch for thinking the other jerk is better.
Great
nellie2581 2 months ago
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ha, I don't need booze to do that. I do that all day long.
jdwig 3 years ago
the fucking comedians giving are shit away
bobwatters 3 years ago
you do that otherwise its like your asking them to fill out a survey
hey bitch how ya doing?
ok so what about me? I'm not too bad eh? so what u doing tonight?
you're with him? but hes an idiot. I'm better than that surely.
does he have the depth & profound wisdom? can he see life's subtle idiosyncrisies etc etc. w/o a drink to lull us back we'd be like strangling the bitch for thinking the other jerk is better.
archronwe 3 years ago
Maybe if you quit calling women bitches, you wouldn't need tricks to talk to them?
gladitsnotme 3 years ago 27
@gladitsnotme
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jdswiney 1 year ago
@archronwe Yep
Naerbu 1 year ago
Very true and genius :)
Nice one Rooftop Comedey!
O'rly?
Cserenity 3 years ago
If you run out of beer use the caveman technique and drag her to your cave.
BonScottAC 3 years ago 8
true..true
poohchoice2005 3 years ago
this guy is giving away our moves to the girls... bastard!
2Luke 3 years ago 27
@2Luke we have to take him out
emt1605 1 year ago
its funny because its true.
blacksabbathA15 3 years ago 2
2nd
cougarpawkid 3 years ago
This guy is a genius!!! I always do that!!!
a1gaius 3 years ago 4