Mario's Time Machine Part 2

[xxlonleyemoboyxx]

I bougth this game when I was 5 for $30, and didn't know what the fuck to do. Ended up surfing for fucking hours, and said "This game sucks!" Plugged in Mario All Stars afterwards.

[BlackAce400]

This game is BOOOOOOORING!!!!!

[godmalcolm]

sad part is when i got this game i thought it would be fun. then i got mad because i am jesus christ himself and guessed all of the awnsers to the apple

[melonpotato]

actually the music is pretty good

[cannonwe2]

If this game only included pancakes, I'd play it!

Seriously, though, I have this for my SNES and my mum used to play it all the time when I was real young.

[Mazius59]

or to find the answers out by internet

[MissAngryOtter]

PANCAKES!!!

[DonutTheHeghog]

WISWAR YOU KICK ASS YOU MAKE BORING GAMES SEEM MORE FUNNY AS HELL NEXT TIME DO ONE ON SUPER MARIO BROS 2 IT SUCKS ASS

[germino777]

what happened to wizwar?

[Heldjunior]

that's like how my history teacher would love to see mario games >.>

[INEEDZALL]

Honestly, who would forget pancakes in a video game?

It just blows my mind.

[Natasmai56667]

you sound exactly like my friend tom

[lbn8177]

i like your review on this game as much as the way avgn did it last year. irategamer did it earlier this year, but it's not as good as either of them.

[PhatFarm60]

hahaha nice! the DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!! was from TMNT pt 1

[fastmandan88]

this is the worst game ever!

[laries4]

this game is gay

[HerbertFilby]

I actually had this when I was 10. Educational, sorta... And yes there are multiple "rooms" you go through and tons of items to return which took me at least a month, but I finally made it to the end... and it said I LOST because I didn't return the items in the proper order... YES even if you do everything, it will make you lose if you didn't do it right.

[GTA2SWcity]

It's not even fit to be toilet paper.

[badmonkeyballplayer]

I think this game do really sucks

[Wolfbane005]

WOW

[ILYKPUTERS]

i would go to Dec,25,0

THAT WOULD BEH FUNNIE!!!

[Joystiker440]

ur the funnist guy in youtube can u make a castlevania aria of sorrow review pliz i would love it.

[7677876]

PANCAKES

[shiryet]

You're not funny.

[FlareNeos6]

wait this guy is actually dead?

[OnThatPowder]

everyone dies...r.i.p. wizwar

[sonic2samus]

no, he has a new account LazyWorksCreation

[OnThatPowder]

wizwar was the shit, too bad he commited suicie.....r.i.p. miss ya man

[BlueMario300]

wait he died

[Madskillz434]

no he didnt. his new acount is LazyWorksCreation

[FishDemon00]

Educational video games suck ass!

[dattebayodave]

I find the castle-soundtrack pretty good. It's a

variation of the castle-soundrack from super

mario world.

[TheHeroForce]

How Did You Get The Damn Sound

[dne909]

from the teenage mutant ninja turtle 1 movie i pressume

[Najraxx]

Dude your reaction to games is pure epicness

[64madman]

my games dont have pancakes so my games suck

thanks for the hint

[64madman]

oops i mean my time machines

and i agree most educational games suck but some are pretty good (brain training

[Penelopeb155]

I'd rather go to the Library and pick up a book on the theory of relativity and read it rather than play this pathetic excuse for a game!

[Penelopeb155]

Mario's Time machine is not a video game it's homework!

[Zyborggian]

pause at 4:47

What newtons second sentence says is actually funny! XD

DDAAAAAMN

[jonsandersgame]

Pancakes r most important in a game

[marioforever123]

i know right? i laughed for 5 mins when he said that

[jonsandersgame]

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY PANCAKES

Me:DAAAAAAMN

[KCHedgehog]

I like pancakes

[akasukikiller]

pancakes?!!?!??!

[Amperschwa]

Looool.

BEST IDEAH EVAHHR!!

and

*scratch* I didn't see this coming.

...

DAAAAAMMMN!!!

[TheHeroForce]

You should play mega man the wily war

[LOCUSTHATER666]

lol daaaamn!!!!! and i cant believe all that effort just for another part i mean wow

[happeningnot]

i also knew most of this shit on this game back when i played it in 97... so go fuck yourself... not trying to be hurtful, you are just very unintelligible, and clearly are trying to imitate the avgn.. which i aplaud.. but its not working sir

[thedragonb0y]

I rented this game once.

I couldn't play it because I didn't have the manual!

But playing a long time after I kinda liked it.

Before you say a game sucks, you need to make sure you know what this game was for. AND understand it.

Just because its an educational game that seems a little boring doesn't mean it sucks!!!

Review game that are more your type. That way you can see if it sucks or not.

Everyone stop reviewing game like these god damn it!!

[LightStreak567]

I remember this game... And I still have it!

[phantomoto2]

i remember this game because i played it when i was a kid and i didn't know what i was doing but i do remember getting to some town and nowhere else XD

[antoniovelez98]

the nes version has yoshi he gets captured it has koopa troopas at least the NES version that is

[INEEDZALL]

LOL Y DOES IT NEED PANCAKES?! XD

i rate it

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[bucdynasty420]

Just to show you how confusing and bad this game is, I got on youtube 14 years later after playing it to see how to play it. Its been bothering my brain for over a decade

[dragoncore]

I went on here to find out what to do to and i found this video. I played...Now i feel...dirty =[

[gogos1234567890]

I DID PLAY THIS AS A KID! i didnt even get to that stupid room where u look at the object. X.X FKN takes a genious 5 year old. IT WAS ACTUALLY RECCOMENDED FOR KIDS 4+

[SE578]

Yes, Marios time machine is a sh** video game because when I tried playing it when I was younger (5ish) I didn't know what the hell was happening. :(

[Zenestro]

To make the worst of it, I actually own this game... and I finished it... Hooo boy, now I know why no one talks to me. ;_;

[SEF6519]

knowlege + videogame = TOAST!

xDD

[thelegendofspongebob]

you are a ass

[jdizzyprimepromo]

this game does suck you have to know it sucks

[gogos1234567890]

yea, this guy is telling us what we need to know

[neurodistortion]

I'm 21 now and I had to search for this game. The background music playing in the fill in the blank scenes are still stuck in my head after all these years, which is amazing considering how bad this game was when I played it. I bought this game when I was 8 years old at a Kmart that was going out of business.

[Elvisgratton90]

I remember playing that game. I was like ''wtf where are the goombas?''

[panicwiththecrisco]

Wow. This makes Hotel Mario look good. X|

[wariofan259]

i would rather play hotel mario then this pice of shit.

[danmatt7193]

its also missing a flux capacitor, everyone knows that you need a flux capacitor to work a time machine! (and 1.21 gigawatts of electricity)

[jaysillyboy]

Play Mario's Time Machine 2

[MyPikmin]

it is said to be the 4th worst mario games of all times

[ZombieBite1991]

Is that the Mexican flag?

[MadraDot]

PAENCEAK3Z!

[HalfBreedChaos]

O_o Nice spelling.

[MadraDot]

isnt it b3autlfuI?

[billios123]

i would get that game just to mess around with the time machine

[nygiantsfan6]

Yeah. I'd go to 2008, and see what happens.

[billios123]

lol id go to 2012 and see who wins what in the london olymics

[nygiantsfan6]

Lol. Nowadays, games like this are pretty easy to make. Someone should make a sequel where you use your time machine to kill Napoleon, Hitler, and Osama Bin Laden.

[bagelragel]

@nygiantsfan6 but they're already dead

[sora1220]

i loved the end and the tmnt reference daaaammmmmnnnnnnn

[Odbarc]

"This is what makes people drop out of schools."

Best. Quote. Ever!

[Hidole555]

PANCAKES!! ..and the fun factor LMAO

[lazor2]

Educational and game should not go in the same sentence.

[Amperschwa]

"Games intended for education are of the suck."

[DOTHEKOOPA]

Oh God PRESS SELECT AND BLOW THE GAME UP ALREADY!!!

[GreatGobstoppers]

ಠ_ಠ Lol horrible game 0/5 for the game and 5/5 for the video

[Sanfan7400]

If the button "Select" really blows up the game. I would press "Select" and i never have to hear this game again! Thank you Wizwar100 for saving me from this Horrible game!

[TalkCreativePlanet]

Are you retarded?

[waterdestiny]

Are you?

[lightying24]

for the love of god hit select!!!!!!

[lucario2404]

He's right, a real fun game needs many pancakes!!!

[Pachirisu113]

NEVER PLAY Mario Teaches typing!!! It has the stupidest ending. You need to see the ending.

[DrachenClawStudios]

RapeTors And Gay-Rexes

XD

[Dustyn8tor]

pancakes! lol

[aperez8696]

i paused the video on the part that your video is almost gonna end on the password and it worked

[aperez8696]

i paused the video on the part that your video is almost gonna end on the password and it worked

[jc951productions]

does it suck that bad

[reidmcclure]

I think this is cool game time warping

through a time machine staring mario

cool

[xshadowdimentiox]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn lol!

[kchrules25k]

First 45 seconds made me LOL HARD!

5 stars!

[LordRandom]

Hey wait, do any video games have pancakes? Just curious.

[tyranitar007]

wow, that game sucks ass, who wants to learn in a video game?

[Pachirisu113]

Doofeses do.

[Spidapalooza]

ROFLMBO

[x2fusion009]

this game sucks i hate that background music as a kid that game ruin my time

[kittytaekwondo]

PANCAKES!!

[MacLee54]

this game sucks so much its making my neck hurt from just watching it.

[goldskarr]

*addition to joke about rapetors and gay-rex's*

what do you call a gay dinosaur?

a mega-sore-ass!

[thevisualboy37]

lolz "Most importantly, pancakes...and the fun factor. The end!"

[JordanM246]

it would be good if this game u could go back to all the mario games

[hopefaith2]

I love da part when he thought he was done but when he saw da others, he was mad as hell lol

[sparkwing24]

marios time machine is missing some parts such as... PANCAKES!!!

XD

[MarioLinkGenofan]

it's true educational games blow ass and aliens don't come because of this game

[NEWdumbich123455432]

plese review more sucky games like this, and mario is missing! there so funny!

[Forummaster2]

he already reviewed Mario is Missing and it sucks ass but it's funny so go see it.

[zeldafrk95]

that sucked angry video game nerd ripoff

[Stevebutabi302]

yes, because AVGN was the first person to ever hate shitty games.......everybody else MUST be copying him.

[wiiguy24]

PANKAKES!

[anthony1184]

this is gay game

[Amlure]

after mario is missing I kinda saw that ending coming but still it was funny.

[stevenizback]

paper Mario is better!

lol this guy sounds constipated

[MetaKnight101]

I'll admit this was fun... FOR A FEW SECONDS! lol

[WiiFreedom]

Why the Chrono Cross Fanfare song is played when going the elevator.

[joannB66]

No, the equation is: Education+video games=FUN? NO!!! Education+video games=A BIG, STEAMING PILE OF COW CRAP!!!

[EdElricBoy]

i wonder if you can go to the year 2012 in the video game.

[xBigJuliex]

O_O theres one for the NES to Don't play it O_O OR ELS!!! xD

[MOUPIMOUPI]

I'm sorry to say, but the WORST GAME EVER IS...

Action 52. Weeee

[MetaKnight101]

What about E.T.? (shot for even mentioning that piece of shit)

[katie24690]

Ugh... E.T.? Thanks for the nightmares.

That game was HORRIBLE! Ugh! *shoots Meta*

How dare you meantion it!!

[Kropfli]

I really like your movies, ure gr8!

[madmaestro3000]

LOL. Angry gamers with speech impediments are funny!

[desotowrong]

It's an accent!

[madmaestro3000]

Saying your words so quickly that they start to mix together and make it a little harder to understand you ISN'T an accent! It's a speech impediment!

[YoshiZilla]

and most importantly, PANCAKES!

[petfriend95]

Wtf were they thinking?

[glitchboy10]

awful game but nice

[daManne]

I actually liked that game. What was I thinking!?! OMG !

[katie24690]

OMG... That game sucks so hard. wtf were these ppl thinking when they decided to make this game!?!

[petfriend95]

where the fuck did u get the music

[theSuperMetroid]

Me and my friend rented this when we were like 4. We had NO FUCKING IDEA what to do and that monotonous music...stuck in a small room with nothing to do...we turned off the SNES and agreed never to speak of the game again. We wanted to jump on koopa's heads, not return lame artifacts to random places in time.

[sonic2samus]

Good review Wizwar! Anyways, looks like this game sucks.

[uberloofah]

I agree that this game sucks, but (no offense) you're kind of annoying about it. The stuff that you argue about isn't really that bad. Kids no knowing how to opperate a time machine? Getting AD and BC mixed up? How stupid do you think these kids are? Just seems that things like that shouldn't be getting you that angry. Sorry.

[wizwar100]

well would they understand what to do and how it works? no they're just gonna press random buttons and do stuff, and the AD and BC thing well the game doesn't tell you if the place you're going to is either AC or BC and when I meant kids I meant 8 and below or something like that

[uberloofah]

I don't think the game is meant for kids that young, and even so I don't think that someone's gonna see the year 1658 and think that it's BC, almost every year under 2000 is gonna be AD. Plus kids aren't monkeys, they're not just gonna push buttons randomly, it's not that complicated to figure out.

[wizwar100]

Well I still don't think they'll figure it out stuff like the multiple choice and some other stuff...Just don't complicate the whole please

[uberloofah]

Well doesn't the game tell you the answers before you have to fill in the blanks? That's the point of the game, to learn the answers, then answer the questions, thats what makes it an educational game.

[wizwar100]

No you have to find them and they are in places that don't seem to be accessible unless it looks like a door way.

But would kids truly honestly pay that much attention? Maybe.

Would they figure out how everything works? Maybe.

Let's just all agree it sucks and kids shouldn't play it

[uberloofah]

Agreed.

[ToxicWarrior7]

I don't care what anybody says. You are not trying to rip off AVGN. You are only being compared to him because you are in the same field of work as he is. Like how people compare Mercenaries to GTA. Thay only have like two things in common! It's not a friggin' rip off!

[12333]

this makes mario games look bad.

[wizwar100]

yup

[lolericlol]

First of all, no one is forcing you to play this, second, would you rather play an educational video game or do homework? And third, this is a really bad rip off of the Angry Video Game Nerd

[wizwar100]

first off your a moron "It's a review" learn to know what you're watching moron. second I would not do either of those. and third you really have been sucking on AVGN's Cock too much you dick so Fuck You

[qwertyblue64]

Simply watching what goes on in the video is making me go insane! However, your review was very well done and hilarious! I don't usually laugh when I watch people review video games, but this is an exception. Keep up the good work! 5/5

[AreYouAFool]

ah, yes to them pancakes

[seiya209]

PENME

[SamuralPrince]

Pancakes! at the end was funny how u say it always makes me laugh

[aaronperez123]

dude can we be friends?

[ToxicWarrior7]

That looks like Santa's hand with a thermal detonator.

[hostel969]

I call games like this Edutainment

[imtheone06]

man, I hated this game! lol

[XelaRini]

Castortroy89 says: Let's pull our thermal detionator now

[aaronperez123]

hehehahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaah to funny

[danucciguzman]

At least Mario Is Missing is not as horrible as this shitty heap of vomit!!!

[Natendo64]

dang this guy is entertaining

[Mxyzptlk411]

This is great do all your reviews like this

[wizwar100]

I tried that with Bebe's Kids and look at all the idiotic comments I got from fanboys of AVGN

[Mxyzptlk411]

Don't listen to those idiots. You did a good job on this. I'm a fan of the AVGN and I think this is awesome. My point is that you can't please everyone there are always going to be people that don't like you for no reason. And the AVGN HATES IT when his fans hate other reviewers for useing his type of reviewing. Review the way YOU want to. I mean after all this is Youtube!

[danucciguzman]

I hated that game. It's a good thing I chose Mario Is Missing instead.

[NarutoFreak07]

PANKAKES! aww dang now im hungry ....wizwar u make the best videos ever

[Muthafacko2]

Worst Mario Game ever...

[Redman596]

The NES version is better than this shit. In the NES version, you don't have to fill a journal in.

[jinco2]

that is a real gay game

[Ephraim225]

Get 3 wrong answers and all your answers are deleted

[Copper20]

I completed the game, and will never touch the game again.

[FinalHype]

Pancakes? Just a thing to hide a curse I reckon...XD

Anyways... I think one would die than playing the entire game... guess you needed MORE then just one cup of whatever and play on.. not to mention kicking something to keep the steam off...>_<'

[TheBumbino]

lol chrono trigger music

[but28]

JA no se que le ven de malo a ese juego tan mal entendido pues es de Mario, Mario se merece respeto no solo porque un pendejo biene a insultarlo no significa que es un juego cagado enrealidad si me intereso el juego

[ace1747]

ur videos are really good... and equations can be done with anything watch. Me + Your Videos = A Fun Time

[goldskarr]

this also came out on the NES...

[AkatsukiKikyou]

When i was 5 i got this game it was only rented thank god! but i never got anywhwre in it except surfing and I never got this game again yay!

Can i use the time machine to get back the time i wasted on this piece of shit game?