The La La Song

[CraniumOnEmpty]

The crackle stuff at the beginning is breaking for me. I've got the newest Opera browser on XP and am in Brazil... it might be because I'm not in a viewing area, but unsure. Can't watch the vid.

[HandOfMe]

No wonder he thinks drums aren't an instrument. He's a million miles from mastering them

[HappysmokeSmoke]

stick with the magic dude

[JamesSixxWG]

yeee funny music and sexy women

[quezicotl]

Watched it 3 times, I love when it starts to cut out and then pops back in like a broken record, I laugh every time.

[pennsays]

@quezicotl @ 1:58?

[quezicotl]

Yeah, I like the way he puts the emphasis on it when he says "You Cun%".

I like it when people aren't afraid to use the english language.

I've seen most of these PennSays and every episode of BullSh1t. He reminds me of myself, and it doesn't hurt to have a guy named Teller who doesn't say a word.

[pennsays]

@quezicotl You can go ahead and write the words, we won't delete them, considering Penn uses them all the time. :-)

[skiddlecrumms]

@quezicotl How can you write a comment like that and not actually spell the words? Don't be scared into hypocracy, He said cunt in the video and Bullshit is a name (at least in that context).

[quezicotl]

@skiddlecrumms I was avoiding a censorship, but yeah, "YOU CUNT !"

[skiddlecrumms]

@quezicotl This pleases me :)

[moonshinealice]

@quezicotl I like people who aren't afraid to type the word cunt. :)

[quezicotl]

@moonshinealice I was avoiding a censorship, "YOU CUNT !" : )

[moonshinealice]

@quezicotl much better ... thank you :)

[Phil11390]

make it downloadable!

[lemonyjesusF]

Haha! Ok, that was awesome.

[kittenclaws]

Jazz hands! xD

[USBCORD11]

Penn you are the man.  Thank you this made my week.

[drdezz]

That's probably the most annoying song I've ever heard

[spyvsspy44]

Again!

La la la la la la la la

La la la la la la

La la la la la la la la

In a river of shit, you cunt!

Perfect!

(If anyone has any corrections, let me know >.>)

[spyvsspy44]

So if you meet a man or woman And they trample all over your heart You're gonna get sad You're gonna get mad But try not to fall apart. I wrote this song for all of us In a fit of violent rage. And the words, you see, are too filthy To ever sing on stage. So just sing "la la" in some parts instead of blasphemy And "la la la" and "la la la" instead of obscenity. Everybody! La la la la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la la la In a river of shit, you cunt

[spyvsspy44]

I like the tune and I like the chords And every word comes from the heart. So I'm gonna sing the chorus now But only the clean part! La la la la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la la la In a river of shit, you cunt! La la la la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la la la In a river of shit, you cunt! (Youtube is acting weird...)

[gwydion75]

Penn's too awesome. Nuff said.

[kyuss]

lol, the guitar player isnt doing shit either

[kyuss]

Penn was drunk when this was recorded.

[robotwookie]

I'm pretty sure he never drinks...at all

[raybaby1977]

on what? he has never had alcohol, tobacco or any drug in his system. same with teller.

[Creatlach]

so you're going to make a studio version we can all download right?

[spyvsspy44]

Okay guys, I wrote out what I think are the precise lyrics. If anyone wants me to post them, say so.

[robotwookie]

Must have. Thank you

[spyvsspy44]

Part 1: My daddy always said don't speak in hate And I listened to his advice. He said there's always time for reason and rhyme, so say something nice. But then I met you, woman And you trampled all over my heart. And I got sad And I got mad And I guess I fell apart. So I wrote this song about you In a fit of violent rage. And the words, you see, are too filthy To ever sing on stage. So I'll sing sing "la la" in some parts instead of blasphemy And "la la la" and "la la la" insead of obscenity.

[robotwookie]

Thanks champ!!!

[spyvsspy44]

We need a mp3 of this, pronto XD

[jameslovesjammie]

I love the hot chick on the stool and her "Jazz Hands"

[Irgamerhearmerawr]

penn your are crazy dawg

[SirenaBlack]

roflmao! That made me so happy!

[celmapper]

Bravo

[1983Bantam]

WOMAN ON STOOL IS HOT! Please feature her more :D

[MarkTheMagnificent]

i like how there's those two women there not doing anything. just kinda there, doing useless little girly things.

[xxLextalionesxx]

Hilarious!

and...

Woman on stool is HOT!

[CluppHead]

This totally sounds like a song you would hear the drunkards sing in a irish or british pub. Very catchy, and i could totally see my self red in the face drunk with a pint of beer swaying back and forth singing this song with my buddies. Awesomeness

[GrayBlood1331]

This is the first PennSays where anybody (besides his kids) other than Penn is seen.

[JakeJax]

He did one from the set of bullshit.

[ondjima]

what is it with magicians and drums? at least bot you and criss angel

[Hoonka]

Please release a clear recorded version!

I must listen to this during the boring commute to school to cheer me up. Haha.

[brnt7342]

Awesome song but I want a clean recorded version so bad.

[JokeDeity2]

I've watched this three times now, I really dig it. I'd love to hear a cleaner version.

[davisdebard]

I can't here the guitar or the backup singers at all

[davisdebard]

>hear (i can't spell either apparently!)

[LibertyKave]

That was HILARIOUS, Penn! I wish I had it on cd and could buy it =P

Don't listen to the jerks, you are a great singer ^_^ Thank you for sharing.

[Luminasita]

ROFL Hilarious! I wish it was easier to make out the rest of the lyrics, but it was awesome- I agree with LibertyKave, you're a great singer. :)

~Kat

[bossyjen]

thats frickin awesome !

[Bloodhammer1967]

stick to bull shit cause you can't sing for shit

[divataunia]

HAHA....bass AND drums?? And you're singing at the same time....impressive! It's a little difficult to hear the lyrics...maybe you could post them on the notes section?

[burrheadjr]

catchy

[uberjim83]

Who's the pretty girl on the stool?

[rachelb77]

That was awesome...nice job!!

[jfeucht82]

That was terrible.

[lvecsey]

geez, iPhones are everywhere.

[giantlanddogs]

You SUCK

[Inkedguy27]

Wow nice insult!!! DId your mommy help you with that? I bet if you saw Penn in person you wouldn't have the guts to say that too his face. Seriously how old are you 5?

[ZCodeProductions]

When he says what joke it's based off of, I can never quite hear it, can someone tell me what joke this is based off of?

Such a funny song... Good job Penn, creative as always.

[iconoclast111]

AWESOME! if all married people could do that kind of thing together the divorce rate would go down! nice dancing wifey!

[ShredderMetal]

One of my favorite old jokes, done pretty well, Penn! Guitar coulda been plugged in, tho! :)

Cute chicks, too!

[jonvidmusic]

wow. people that don't know about music bitch about people that make music just because it's FUN. It doesn't even have to be perfect to be fun and enjoyable. Penn is a musician, stfu

[martinvii]

lol. that was hilarious.

[CoconutsandBananas]

i wonder what prompted this song lol

[irtimed]

don't take it too seriously.

[fakeham]

so you're going to talk down on him because he's in a band and wants to share a song, that sir, is a dick move

[UrinationNation]

I don't think he ever says he can sing, if you've watched his other videos, he many times mentions how he can't, so if he knows he can't could it be that he is doing this as a joke for YouTube/Crackle, rather than something to be taken seriously and then analyzed and compared to professional musicians. It's important to know what context something is in, people are allowed to have a good time and that is exactly what this is, it's just a joke, it just happens to be in song form.

[LemonsNeedHelp]

I don't think this video is intended as a "Look, I can sing too!"

And for the style, he's fine.

[ghuegel]

It's "In a river of shit you cunt"

[lovetbaby]

Anyone else notice that since his shorts are all hiked up he looks like he's got a Huge package. Teehee. Go Penn! ;) Funny song, btw.

[borderlinebuddhist]

amazing, he can play the drums and sing at the same time

[TeamVacaville]

I had to watch a second time with volume turned up to hear/understand the words. Now that I did. Very funny! La La La La....

[kittyprydekissme]

He needs to be miked better. It's hard to make out some of the words. What does he say before 'shit'?

[216trixie]

Blondie was cute, but tutu girl was sexier.

[looneytoon76]

toe tappin' fun

Who's the cute girl in the cowboy boots?

[Brian7490]

this needs to be be on bullshit

[PrinceAugy]

nice song, needs to be refined and put on bullshit, also a question about 'where you are hiding teller?' was asked to me. but i guess he is elsewhere, as that is where most things end up.

[Dlitz3]

Can someone tell me if that's Bobcat playing the bass?

[boojum402]

Somehow I always imagined you with an upright bass.

[b3rtne]

Probably cause he's 12' tall.

[ShadowCatamount]

LaLa La La La La La LaLa! Damn, it's a bitch when you forget the lyrics!

[RustyCyler]

ha ha ha... la la la

loved it

[foolsbetrippin]

unsubscribe rated 0. please delete this for the love of god.

[mstruthchaser]

good thing Penn doesn't love god...

[TheILLTechnics]

this shits heavy

[shadow3lement]

i like it though

[acepperson]

im impressed at the drumming and singing at the same time. Good job.

[dragonflychainsaw]

yeah the ladies were hot andwhat does penn have like 10 of those peach shirts?

[unlvcrjchick]

No, he just filmed a shitload of Penn Says videos on the same day. This was filmed on day 2 of the Three Stooges marathon. Penn's wife is wearing Stooges pants. I know this because I was there.

[Handzoffire]

Yeah! i wish he would start uplodeing them at his house in realtime

[xdeathtoll]

you really like that peach shirt dont you

[austinonym]

Remember the Humming Song by Martin Mull? Made a huge impression on me when I was of a tender adolescent age!

[boojum402]

I remember 'Margie the Midget' and 'Ventriloquist Love'.

[garytheagnostic]

Did those chicks have to give head to get backstage?

[hulk12078]

LOL @ La La, four letter word indeed! Very entertaining Penn, I would have loved to have been there and drinking!

[fkerpants]

Funny to think about. I would too, but both Penn and Teller are teetotalers. Penn wouldn't even allow his bud Christopher Hitchens to bring alcohol into his house. Both of them are very interesting guys. Not the kind of dudes that you'd meet just anywhere. I also get the impression Penn would tell you to your face if he disagreed with you about something. I don't think he'd necessarily be a tool about it, but the man's got passions.

[ratzskinakie]

I thought penn was in his boxers

[CoyoteBuddy]

The piano was too loud and the guitar was too soft, but the ladies were pretty .........soooooo, I loved it!

[aussieadventures21]

Tenth time hearing it and I'm literally grinning from ear to ear...

[TotalDoomsayer]

"In a river of shit you CUNT!" lol

[JohnRLange]

Isn't LaLa a 4-letter word?

[sniper6081]

Are all Youtube videos going to be really big from now on because that's what it seems like?

[Rathause]

I want to see teller sing

[fkerpants]

Teller's one cool mo'fo. I'm actually very interested in him. I'd love to know why he doesn't want to be seen speaking at all. I got to get on stage with these guys in Las Vegas and do the bullet trick. I had Teller spit the bullet into my hand and thought "Man, I've got Teller's DNA now!" Then I realized that Penn was talking to me and felt like a total douche. "Bullet? Huh? Oh, yeah! It's yours."

[fkerpants]

Was Moxie shootin' this thing or what? WTF?

I want to meet the hot chick on the stool. Not a bad lookin' lady.

[Maxdwolf]

Ditto

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

definitely agree!!!

[kendjo]

lol, penn your a man of many talents. Cool, looks fun.

[jffryh]

could someone type up the lyrics?

[nashmj]

It's got a beat, and you can dance to it. I give it a 75.

Now the brunette with the nice tits, I give her a 100.

[xhagast]

LOL.

[TheJungleCook]

He's been wearing that same shirt the past 10 or so videos.

[CaptChrisT]

Lol Nice short shorts Penn! Oh and the song was pretty funny too.

[ChristopherMast]

Was the guitar even plugged in? Haha

[psychoclown420]

wow, he sounded pretty serious at the end...

[motorheadtr3]

Penn's wife is sexy as hell!

[PhillipThunderGrunge]

Man..i can't even hear the guitar..

[Zimy0]

Nice.

[millakilla13]

when can i get this on itunes...my ex needs a new ringtone.

[campasini]

more cow bell!

[spudw2k]

Wheee! fun. :p What's your favorite Bass Penn?

[SouthernSniper74]

Penn Running for President in 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[agentzer00]

damn it feels good to be a gangster.

[undisputedgreatest]

Hell yeah...that's wonderful.

[matman125]

That was beautiful... ;_;

[Gekitatsu]

anybody else notice the lady sitting on the chair at one point was doing magic hands.

[greenghost2008]

who r the girls?

[Crispybiscuit1]

And a river of shit, YOU CUNT!

[Slntpsych]

I dunno, i liked it.

[keithrockerboblewis]

I almost got to see Penn in his underwear Tuesday. My son and I were at the show and hung back afterwards to get autographs on books and DVDs. By the time we talked to Teller, Penn was gone.  No problem! Teller took us back to the dressings rooms and we waited outside Penn's room while he signed them. Now that's outstanding fan support! I love you guys!

[b3rtne]

Fuck magic, fuck comedy. Signing career. Think about it.

[b3rtne]

SINGING YOU FOOL! SINGING!

[CopalFreak]

How cute!

Matching Sarongs!

First time I've ever seen Penn play the drums.

WELL DONE!

Mr. Jones, you rock as always!

Lotsa fun! MORE MORE MORE!!

[UserUnfriendly21]

LA-wl

[tbone2001]

Fire the cameraman. ;-)

[NihongoMusic]

LOL this was great! you should do more videos like this!

[Mopardude]

Awesome!  Do more!

[korleonis]

Who is the chick in the ugly ass pants?

[blackrainuponus]

Looks like his wife, could be wrong, but I remember her looking like that.

[theaussiekid566]

god, i want this song!

put it on itunes!

[OwenGTA]

lol YOU CUNT!

[sachaput]

LOL! One of your best videos.

[MastrodiAtheist]

That song made me lolz.

Great way to end the week.

[kbrinks]

was Z the camera man?

[dreadknot4]

i couldn't hear the guitar

[saintmichaelsarmoury]

Wh-What the hell is going on? I'm aroused.

[treetopteresa]

What a great song. You never cease to amaze me with your multitutde of talents.

[ApilJuce]

11/10, I loved it.

[defect530]

Hey Penn do you need a DJ? ; )

[TheGr3mliin]

nice :)

[icarusdown]

Wow, did I laugh. I did not at all anticipate the chorus.

[pennsays]

good to read that (most of) you enjoyed La La - if you liked it, try your own rendition - if you didn't try and do better!

[johncrazy8s]

nice shorts

[adelelles]

Stupid Army commercials.

[Tobunshi]

Singing's too low to hear properly.

[psychdlictrip]

wow, didnt know penn could play drums. cool!

[eminalien]

lol im mad i like it

[hazydayz988]

you guys rock

[g1Chase357]

Hahaha! That brightened my day, Penn!

[vedicardi]

nice short shorts man they are burnin hot

[rallaa]

Loved it!

[texlevy]

ummmm stick to talking ... please????

[JPaulDiLucci]

she pretty

[TheObnubilators]

Penn's like a big puppy dog, I never thought I like him so much, always thought he was so loud and ubnoxious

[Kloxboy]

Penn's wife is hot.

[En3rgyM4XX]

I think everyone gets scared when Penn swears enthusiastically XD

[BABABABA5555]

Very cool, you should do more videos of your music jams.

[SuperAtheistBrothers]

awesome Penn, just awesome :p

[codexbiohazard]

That was most awesome good sir's and gentle lady's!!!

 That made my day! :D

[StewieSwan]

what's up with the guitarist shredding and no sound?