DIRTY DICKS GAVE ME CRABS IN A CAR!

[Thebellavideos]

I love you baby!

[biebershine]

if i was your mom, you would be so grounded!....

[thynorse]

Wow. You get off track super easily!

[NeonTreesLUVA96]

the spanish station part made my day! :D

[000dotdotdot]

1:56 he has a lottt of holes in his pants:D

[Iloveyu123321]

1:23 Damon's mom!!!

[Averysmomma811]

i love watching youre videos! (:

[rawerkelly]

ROFL

[BeachxoBum]

THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY :D 

[TheMsSsaarraa]

If i did this im our car my dad would kik me out!

[manderluvsu]

your mom is so chill!!! i love it XD my mom's the same haha awesome

[96LaurenCole]

I thought I was the only one who does that with their seatbelt O_O

[lala1loop]

if u hate country that means u hate taylor :O

[manderluvsu]

@lala1loop she is not even country. she's like...pop.

[BadMadBradTV]

Watch damonjizzy porn

[darkbeauty313]

Damon:LALALALALALALALA LALALALA

His mom: (says something)

Damon: ... What.?

his mom: nothing ..

Damon: ... LALALALALA XDDD

[rauch3821]

ur HOT!

[Toontownsaver11]

LOL

Damien : its like a comination of LOVE!!! *CRACKS FINGERS* OW OW OW OW OOOOW

[patman123100]

i have to go to porn school

[RoseVictoria22]

I scream at my mom for no reason and randomly turn up the radio lol

[rebeccasmileyface1]

i neverrrr laugh in youtube vids but htis, i just died

[batontwirler3098]

I sing and irritate my momma

[101jeydon]

ur mum is amazing lol xxxxxxxx say hii to her from me :D

[AllAboutBabyNames]

you are a WHORE.......ible driver (:

[iHannah4]

Like if you're watching in 2086 -_-

[Herrythecoolcat]

I swear I herd the Mexican say tacos twice

[HopeAshtyn]

Pause at 1:23

His MOM! She isn't black like litterally her face is half white and the other is half black.

*Like if you know what that means*

^_^

[daniella12578]

@HopeAshtyn i dont get it.

[HopeAshtyn]

@daniella12578

In one of his newer videos like oh i dont know what it is called.

But he said that she was half black and half white literally like straight down her face

[FunBucket117]

1:57 I thought he was about to call his mom a whore

[joshmillerproject]

Dude this so fake. This is obviously a robot i mean come on this is so fake the animatronics i mean wow. Homosexual robot. Thats what it is.

[Jaquiemydog]

A cop warned me for doing that with my seat belt xD lol

[eacbn]

ya everyone knows that

[NotoriousNikkiLove]

This was uploaded on my birthday. Now I know what he was doing when I turned 14. XD

[Megs2922]

This is like my fav deefiizzy <3

[cassidyp99]

Pause Att 1:23! DAMON YOU LIED HER FACE IS NOT BURNT XD thumbs up if you know what it means*

[superduperp00per1]

the title alone made me want to watch the video

[chibibitz]

I SAW THE MOM!

[CowwieMooMoo232]

Like If You're Still Watching This In 2013!!! Oh, . Wait,,,

[kaitlinrocks100]

I GOT JOKES!!! Lmfao!!!!

[anyssalalaland]

Gezze el' wezze.!

[XxSlashGashTerrorXx]

cough cough achoo sneeze!! ahaha <3

[BigChexToCash2]

i sleep while on a car ride

[Jenii193]

1:06 that face = priceless

[shameless271]

Don't disturb me while I'm eating my pretzel. WITH CHESE!

[rawrEileen]

OMFG lol 3:33 - 3:37

[hipposnuggle]

if you keep taunting the sun its gonna dissapear oneday all because of you

[evan711100]

uummmm if shes bad at driving then U drive! ur 18!

[mrspinkpie]

1:22 damons mum!!!

[mikkii505]

This was the first Dfizzy vid I ever saw :3!!

[Courtney1080]

1:23 on the dot i saw damons mom!!!

[blockthehate]

you would be cute if your ears weren't pierced

[Mental1Patient]

awk when i know that song.

[WithMyManBieber]

I'm so subscribing hope you don't mind

[MySwagIsSwag]

I love Damon's nose lol

[257k1]

Hey. Please subscribe to me. I need more views on my videos. I am trying to be a great singer but I need 40 more views in order for me to make more videos. So plz view. Laterskies

[CordingleyJack]

1:20 momma fizzy revealed!!

[mebeamber]

Nice pants! haha

[mrspinkpie]

he always says my name when he says jeez louise :P

[xomgidkx]

Haven't watched the car ride videos in a while and rewatching them reminds me of how much I love them. -3 :)

[xxpaige12212xx]

JEEZ LOUISE.

xDD

i love you<3 c:

[Jedtumble]

what a fucking retard

[JupiterUranusSam]

What do I do in a car, I dance!!!!!! I'm a very bad dancer though, wihich just makes it so hawt XD

[LittleMissVicki124]

To pass the time when i'm in a car ride I listen to my music or go to sleep.

[dawndennette]

Ok I'm not a pervasive if I'm 15 but this dude gives me a CHICK B0N3R

[HaiiMaryBear]

I bet that txt messge was from me lol :P

[1mcbieber]

dis bitch know how to raaaaave

[MyLoveIsDeeFizzy]

Ur so funny Damon and I made a video it's stupid and random but anyway I would love it if u checked it out and ya I routed u on on it so I hope u get more viewers and the videos called Randomness Damon Fizzy aka DeeFizzy so ya check it out if u have the time

[Thecomputernerdet]

this is me and my mom in the car too!!

[iVeroniTak]

like this if youre watching this in 2012!!

[Thosechickletz27]

I lov ehow you annoy this shit out of your mom but she never really gets mad. I just sit here and laugh everytime I watch a video

[araz4561]

Pfft, epic porn star name. =w= D-Jizzy the Jizz-ster.

[justinbieberlove46]

who the balls is this!?!

[MnDrecl15]

I speak spanish. and i don't understand the lyrics of that song at all. haha. lol

[MsLilshorty2]

Omg I love when you started singing in Spanish that was just adorable!!!-3

[Doral4eighHluvsDamon]

Like if you still love watching this in 2011

[MaDDabeR]

@Doral4eighHluvsDamon one month ago, was 2012 :]

[bibian011]

i want a son like that

[KadiKaBoom]

Gauges are adorable.-3

[crystalskull011]

I think fred one

[justinbeb101]

Lol i Love You Damon! My fave part is where u 'sang' to the spanish song xD i just cracked up!!!!

[Zombiekiller0000]

@sparky123174p And like your good with jokes

[sparky123174p]

i hated it try not to fight with your mom and you are not good at jokes at all.

[powerpuffgirlsssss]

i remember commenting on this months ago, haha its still funny! <3 :)

[RANDOMWICKED]

How do I pass time in car rides? Well, I do exactly what you do..I annoy the shit outta everyone in the car, make stupid jokes an mess up the radio.

[LiveLaughSmile13]

Your mom has good taste in music ;)

country ftw.

[makeupXcentral]

i have that shirt in pinnkkk!

i got my crabs at dirty dicks. (;

[brendabananaful]

Damon,you do know if you don't wear a seat belt properly you're going to die in a carcrash.Please wear your seatbelt properly.I don't want anything bad to happen to you.

[jascos1976]

This kid is a fag

[ChloeeAdelee]

@jascos1976 just no... if you dont like him dont watch. simple...

[101jeydon]

your aseome you make me laugh ... xx

[911Superzzz]

I daydream to kill time in car rides, or just bug my mom like u x)

[ramenTRICKEDme]

i got crabs from a dirty dick! :D <3

[maite44532]

ME ENAMORA!!! i love it you make my day, i love you <3

[8ciera0tavares8]

@thetolklenfreak96

finnnneeee..its nottt!!! hahah

[SiimZz3]

Can u marry me plz

[kRaZiStefNumeroUno]

2:30 OMFG i love that song Damon!! ^.^ Thank you for making my day <3

[imlolfyi]

haha 2:30 lololololol

[AnaaaD9]

I love his dance to mexican music<3

[FlyMizButterfly]

Lmao, your awesome <333

[juicypinkprincess]

"dont disturb me when i eat my pretzel with cheese!"

[SuperTWINKY13]

ME ENAMORA!!!! Its country

[TheCRYSTALLURE]

This is why we cant have nice things....cuz you cant drive! LMAO

[anaroxes300]

Did anyone else notice he's vegetarian and he's wearing a crab shirt :p

[Msbrittany971]

hahaha:) we love mamma fizzy!

[sorandomchick5000]

I love your pants <3

[DennisLottig]

aww! what the, balls!

;P

[deyoyo15]

-OMG WHEN HE STARTED SINGING IN SPANISH I DIED LAUGHING!!!!!

[TheKerrygoing]

1:23 his mother has been seen ;)

[Blazekidz127]

i saw your moooooom! :D score! life is completed now.<3



[jleer1]

Hahahahahahahahhahahahaaahahah­ahaahahahahhaahhahahahahahhaha­hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahh­ahhahhahahahhahahahahhahahahha­hahhahahhaaaaaaaaaahhahaaaa!!!­!

[JamieFizzy]

Your sooo hot, hotter than any other guy in the world <33

[PrincessCathalina]

@JamieFizzy i agrreeeev hhee isss sooooo sexyy and is he rlly 19?



[LivloveJ]

@PrincessCathalina hes 20

[8ciera0tavares8]

ur so cute(: like cuter than justin beiber cute(:

[thetolkienfreak96]

@8ciera0tavares8 That's not very cute, then...

[leavemethefuckalone2]

@8ciera0tavares8 dude, justin bieber isn't cute, but i agree damon is really cute

[ChuckJTaylor]

Damon was singing/ saying 'love me' when the spanish song came on. (:

[faithlovesthunder]

me enamora = song in spanish damon was singing xD

[MaddieMahone143]

i watch ur videis to past time in car rides :)

[melody181716]

YOUR SO FUNNY WHEN YOUR WITH YOUR MOM I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR WITH YOUR MOM IN VIDEOS YOUR SO FUNNY AND YOUR MOM IS AWESOME!!

[BR3LLA]

I saw momma fizzy :)

[myhorseizbetter]

2:31 omg hahahaha <3

[NuKaCyAnIdE]

@cuttiebabe1997 Lmao me too. You're a whore...ible driver.

[whatatwist90]

I my child never grows up to be like this

[LivloveJ]

OMG I WAS EATING A PRETZL WITH CHEEZE WHILE WACHIN THIS....IRONIC??

[Rissa0319]

My best friend has the shirt that says "I got crabs from Dirty Dicks!"

[129cheekymonkey]

lalalalalalala, wait what?

[Maciilovesbieber]

I love youu (:<3



[3oh3luver97]

when ever your mom askes whats wrong with you, ur supposed to say EVERYTHING GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[nathybe123]

dude, that's not country. That's juanes! that's pop music in latin america

[lover1860]

@nathybe123 he said ''just kidding , it's SPANISH,Gotcha !''

[TruthLiesHere2017]

your mom is so chillskies ,! ctfuu

"sike this is spanish GOTCHA!"

"oh"

[Tekkencool]

Sorry girls he is most likely homosexual.

Because heterosexuals guys don't look so girly.

[EmAndNina]

I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

[johannaariz]

yo keep bep /black eye pease/ on grrr hehe im their number one fan wooo hooo bep

[johannaariz]

yo that is not country dont make fun of my country ecuador grr or we will be at war kidding but i im a tiny bit mad grrr

[TheBubbleyum11]

i love uuuU! ur so funny! even awesome!! :)

[garciaelmo1]

I Love Thatt Sonqq Thatt Wass Onn! <3 I Jamm 2 Itt Alott (x Andd Yuu Aree Sexyy! Sorry Butt I Hadd 2 Sayy Thatt (:

[andrea97mw2]

I like your bracelet. I want one haha (:

(I'm a vegetariann) ♥

[AQUACONDOM]

LMAO

[cuttiebabe1997]

I thought you were going to call your mom a whore..

[TheHOTTproductions]

uhh wht wht balls! XDDDD

[ThegioC123]

Dirty Dicks Crab house :P

[neonpandas100]

Sorry Damon but I think lots of us saw ur mom HEY MOMMA FIZZY!

[shaz5566]

@xBreathingScares Damon*



[Soonkool456]

"change it back to country!" mamafizzy says

"why?" damon asks

"CAUSE ITS MY CAR!" mamafizzy yells

"NO!" damon shreks

[iEatMonsters123]

Haha i Actually Know That Spanish Song You Were Singing To xD I Was Like 'Tf It Aint Country! Silly Damon!' ^_^

[DanCar41]

i watch 3:31 to 3:37 over and over again about a million times everytime it gets even funnier <3 love u damon

[Tiffany2009ful]

3:20 xD His face :D

[Monque331]

WE SAW UR MOM!!!

[lovmjking58]

i always used the sitbell on that way is more comfortable

[Angelena111]

UR HOT!

[indaycute80]

i love your videos



[AllieKatMoody5]

HILARIOUS!

[JBCutiepie3000]

Where did you get the herbivore bracelet?

[Yeseniar1992]

oh God I'd love to have a car conversation with this guy! lmao

[kitkatasker1]

My step mom won't let me and my step sister do this :(

[tobi9ify]

i luv that song

me amora :D

[TylerLIWA]

OMG i wear my seatbelt like that too!

[irishdancinbrie]

in the car on long drives we play the dirty alphabet game!

[Pg13Baby]

i actually know that song that came out in spanish lol

[allmusikfan]

OMG !

I love you Spanish.

hahahha u have to go Porn School obviously hahahahha

[noobnate99]

Deejizzy

[judy5767]

my dad started cracking up at 2:18

[WeSoEpic1]

Butt why doess it have to be urr carr?!! Lmao

[Dafni166]

If I was acting like this infront of my mom I would have a fist in my eye ;$

[3795lizzie]

4:15 hahaha my coach say sneeze when he sneezes he said, "its called a sneeze not an achoo." XD