Anti-Social Media

[r0ckthecasbah10]

Hey why didnt you talk to Ross or Phebe (spelling?) there are the best characters!

[TheLoveMuffin13]

Haha my name is Shea so when you said thanks to Shay I said yourwelcome :p

[MrIanrocks]

Black book!

[MrMW2nd]

this video is in the recommended videos for this video O_o

[KotaJMomo]

PORTLAND??? uh, where's that again?

[Neowolf882]

DEAR GOD

1:00

Describes me so well.......

/throat.

[amandak1982]

thanks

[Dialga205]

Is that Mike the techguy to the right in the crowd?

[SapphirePanorama]

Wheezy is awesome.

[BethTheBubblyGirl]

lol, that random canadian guy jumping up and down and waving in the bacground. xD

[camelCaseFTW]

@Uberokeer yeaaa... i was saying that refreshing is useless because it no longer gets rid of the ads...

[masterbjohnson1]

Cool Zelda fanfare

[TheSsarahgillumm]

keep pressing 3 'how YOU doin?'

[ferrajkl]

LOL, your macbook. ;D I want it. It's so. Retro. ;D

[TheCatMidnight]

he was so young 

[gariouscom]

I agree with @turkolicious. Social media can isolate people,and I think it's a deprivation of Social Interaction (physically not virtually) .By the way, I love the black Vintage MacBook you have in this video!

[zoneforgamers]

how did you get all those people to scream "GET TO THE ALIGATOR PIT!!! lolz

[leebeartaria]

Antisocial style life!!!!!Jejeje not really a imposible way for stay at the best choice!!jajaja

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[RiotTechTalk]

i use the internet alot and i like this video lol :)

[emilylikesyourface]

Zelda reference FTW

[FPSToast]

F5 puts you into 3rd person mode in MINECRAFT, it's not useless. Well not many people use 3rd person mode.

[clankandmatt]

The view that switched to surrounded by people all the time made me lol XD

[detore]

I don't understand the two top rated comments?

[ariwl1]

Zelda = Win

[StormofThunder1]

Social Media isn't Social.

[v4lkyr]

I can't see your video.. I would really want to, but there's an ad I can't get rid of and that I wont watch.

[bfudge85]

FUCK ADS. OMG I HATE THEM.

[Maharoba]

@bfudge85

They pay your boy Wheezy. You should be appreciative that he entertains you for free and pay him back by watching them.

[cedolelo]

Man, GO ZELDA :D :D :D

[Cschlieder]

You have a black Vintage MacBook... You're awesome...

[imawesome3214]

Hey you should make those shoes in bock and white! I would buy them

[k00lAid117]

hurray! wheezy uses google chrome!

[therohanicelf]

Wheezy's videos suck.

You upload too many videos, and none of them are good, unlike last year!

[kappasutre]

@therohanicelf wtf is wrong with you? *angry face* :<

[oscar2hot4u]

Im not getting his vids in sub box

[ZombiefiedGoat]

Not stabbing 

[MrNeilos123]

addsssssssssss  ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[aw5omeFRAZA]

OH MY FUCKING JESUS

BLACK MACBOOK

AAWWEESSOOMMEE

damn i was looking for those everywhere but they don't make them anymore *sad face*

[copiagueeagle]

I like how you and Shay were fighting for supernote first place and you beat him and there's no tension between you two. :)

[oOMTMOo]

Is that Ubuntu or another some kind of linux distribution that is quit similar!!

[tArZAnA34]

0:53 Your missing a light bulb!! :(

[TruAzn100]

Toronto FTW!

[IssyRedbird]

I like to go to the bar too, only with 'How I Met Your Mother'. I find they're more entertaining.

[MariahmR]

lmfao interactive f.r.i.e.n.d.s.

[sparrowlena]

Wheezy, I do the exact same thing with my F.R.I.E.N.D.S

[pyreflynight]

*lol* the music at 3:24- priceless! I love you wheezy. XD

[MasonsUnited]

FREEMASONS RULE THE WORLD 'AARON AND ANTONS MASONIC ADVENTURE EPISODE FIVE'!!!

[sicko123432190]

is the eagle polish ?? 

[smhellieme]

ha ha,,

[LTMRDSAI]

Scott Roth is the only man to cut a saw with a wood board. Chuck Norris urinates rocks, Scott Roth urinates Molten Steel. So as you can see Scott Roth is the only man who ever touched MC Hammer and then became the Raptors Coach.

[LTMRDSAI]

And won a Grammy-award over Queen Latifah for Best Rap Solo Performance for his hit single "Even For a White Boy" that he performed at Madison Square Garden. Here are some well known facts about Scott Roth: He became the first man ever to make a stuffed animal bleed. There are no such things as tornados; Scott Roth just hates trailer parks. Scott Roth called 911 to order Chinese food and got it. Scott Roth once visited the Bermuda Triangle no one ever heard from the triangle ever again.

[LTMRDSAI]

Scott Roth was said to have helped Dr. James Naismith invent the game of basketball. Roth is Naismith’s second cousin thrice removed. He won the MVP award 13 times over NBA great Michael Jordan. He also created the hole in the ozone layer. Scott Roth is the only NBA MVP to have scored not even score one thirty-sixth of the points the runner-up (Michael Jordan) scored. Scott Roth was awarded the (Best thing since Sliced Bread Award by AARP Magazine in 1993. He won a Nobel Peace Prize in 1994.

[dosu767]

@LTMRDSAI wtf...

[Thatguy777989]

how is it possible for 24 people to miss the like button!!!

[xXrebeccah]

wait, you have a black macbook?

[neyann]

+100 points for Zelada sounds.

[bennyandthejes]

is that nanalew in the middle at 0:19 ?

[ffairylightss]

you have lovely eye lashes

[blobofblue]

I'm Canadian :D

[7ExaltingroguE]

"I feel like I have a good connection with the internet haha.. (seriously help me.)" lolololol

[IncarceratedPanda]

CANADA WIN!

[dreadlocks42]

im from canada hooray

[flyfree620]

i want to hear a big bunch of canadians to say "about"

[dreadlocks42]

@flyfree620 *cough*stereotype*cough* im canadian

[flyfree620]

@dreadlocks42 well sorry if i offended you. what i meant is that honestly?, i think how canadians talk is really cool. and i like the way that they sometimes say different things than americans. sorry. :l

[caryl92]

Lol this is e 2nd time I saw Scarlett Johansson in ur video. Nice taste Craig!!

[12ooq]

WHEEZY WHERED YOU GET THE BLACK MACBOOK?

[ifrozetodeath]

Damn it I want to punch an eagle so bad...

[caraownsu25]

when u did a friends reference i almost died.

[iamnotrobotable]

Thank heavens I bought an eagle punching t-shirt, stupid eagle x

Much love to the beard xx

[Superwinged]

Pause and read the paragraph before the one wheezy highlighted on 1:59

[gomerth9]

Nice Teefury tab :)

[PsiCaptain]

New rule, whovever gets the most publicity, loses this guy is well on his way.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLoser!

[TimmieReynales76959]

Hi guys, H@RRY P0TTER AND THE DEATHLY HALL0WS has just been le@ked in my channeel...

<<-- Clik 2 wattchh it now..

[ZeeGanix565]

Crap. No more damn F5.

[butlerproman]

Oops. Sorry, can't watch this video. I refuse to sit through the ad at the beginning, since I can't F5 it away. If this is the future of Wheezy Waiter videos, then there is little point in being subscribed. Sad, since this is the first and only channel to which I subscribe. YouTube is really going to shit.

[byerp]

@butlerproman i didnt get the ad

[theoreticalparachute]

@butlerproman If you're really going to stop watching wheezy waiter just because of a 30 second ad at the beginning of the video, please don't take this the wrong way, because i mean it with the utmost respect, but you are a fool, and not just any fool, but a prime example of one, "I really enjoy this website, i come here alot, but screw the people that own and operate the site and manage to keep it free by putting in these damn ads that destroy my entire day" Is what i managed to gather.

[butlerproman]

@theoreticalparachute Well, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it. If Wheezy is so vital to your day that you don't mind the commercial, then the ad is a small obstacle to you. I intend to find out how the ads work, and if Wheezy has no control of them, then I can't fault him. 30 seconds isn't enough time to go to the bathroom or get a snack, and it's a lot of time for a 3 minute video.

[theoreticalparachute]

@butlerproman

To be completely honest, i'm kinda happy about the Ads

looking back at Roller Coaster of Rent and the earlier videos when he didn't have a car, or barely enough money to pay his rent, and to see how well he's doing now, and i do apoligize if i came off as calous in my previous comment, day before thanksgiving and all, speaking of, Happy Turkey day do you, Also, i suggest a chips and salsa, you could totally make that in 30 seconds. =D

[rangerbylaw]

@butlerproman well its its google now....

[camelCaseFTW]

There is absolutely no point for the F5 button to exist on the keyboard anymore >:(

[MisterKumquat42]

@camelCaseFTW , I Know, Right!

[Gokorg]

@camelCaseFTW refresh ... ?

[alexisfantasia]

@camelCaseFTW It Refreshes The Page :D !

[camelCaseFTW]

@alexisfantasia who cares about that, when it doesn't remove the ad in the beginning of the video :(

*That's kinda what i was trying to say in my original comment if u didn't get it (which u probably did) :P*

[WeirdoTheater]

@camelCaseFTW Yes there is! On Macs, it dims the keyboard backlight. BURN!

[GodProdutions]

@camelCaseFTW well it puts me in third person mode in minecraft :)

[therewindeffect]

@camelCaseFTW not true my F5 key makes my screen brighter.

[RaverGade]

@camelCaseFTW it refeshes your page.

[RaverGade]

@camelCaseFTW @RaverGade **reads other comments** oh i see :P

[AliceNyan]

man, you're hilarious.

[SuspiciouslyDLicious]

Please poof out your frontal hair remnants for our amusement. Or else.

[natsishere]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo, you were in Toronto? I didn't even know ):

[xXJoshDrumsXx]

Today was supposed to be Explosion Wednesday :(

[sparksguitar]

@xXJoshDrumsXx it was this is an old video

[malindizoo]

THEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[628Zelda]

Yay Zelda Music.......83 i'm a zelda fan hence the username

[MisterScottishPerson]

"I feel like I have a pretty good relationship with the internet..haha...seriously, help me!" lol

[youlosttehgame]

Oh fu-- was that dundas square? Man, I missed sending a clone to the alligator pit..

[WateverWatever04]

Yes, us Canadians aren't what we seem. *Michevious Smile* MUAH HA HA HA, ha ha, ha ha hehe, *sigh*.... I'm a werido...

HAHAHAHA! You got blown away by wind, ahh, Canadian wind, it's why we smile so much!

[JETTYLEESUMMERS]

This guy has better shaped eyes than me.. and I'm a girl.. LOL.

Anyways, nice report (: Not as funny, but still nice.

[johnno2294]

the wheezy shoe costs wayy too much to buy from Australia! I was seriously disappointed when i found out how much it would cost :(

[meganincolour]

ZELDA MUSIC FTW.

[shootingstar860]

jessica ravitz teehee

[OOZ662]

@Brezable HERETIC

[TheRandomDork]

Lamps are people?

Wow. I never knew.

[iJ0NNYXD]

Shay said you were funny. I disagree.

[dreadred92]

@iJ0NNYXD Well you should probably do something about that empty space between your ears. Just sayin'.

[tjmend532]

@iJ0NNYXD yeah he is

[dethangel201]

I threw my hands in the air when I heard the Zelda music.

[missrandomesss]

any chance you will be doing a womens version of your trainer??

[falcat7]

FRIENDS is the BEST SHOW EVER!!!!

[KiddsockTV]

At least you life is not borning!

[Pioneer021]

I have that laptop!!!!!!

[bassisgood6969]

his beard would tickle my nutsac nicely

[kungfuphyta]

Do you have a lisp? :O maybe i could make a youtube channel afterall... :L

[KiddsockTV]

@kungfuphyta That's Sssssilly!

YES you DID make a Channel.

[kungfuphyta]

@KiddsockTV I meant actually make proper videos -__-

[mickdololala]

Hey wheezy what ever happened to explosion wednesday?

[MJHxoxo]

@mickdololala It wasn't a thing...

[namster94]

this poptart bitch star to annoy me

[JessicaOh1234]

me and wheezy waiter have the same computer :D my life is complete.

[iTeXn]

why aren't you wearing that blue flannel today? it's been 9 days

[thedarkisfresh]

Sub my channel to support an upcoming video challenge please :-)

[FireGiggles]

Wow, Wheezy, has anyone told you that you look and sound quite similar to "Jackson" from Gilmore Girls?

[3eyedwonderkid]

I live in Portland Oregon o___o

[TheResiMac]

PUT THE IRON LUNGS IN THE BACK ROUND

[csaesietyz]

@TheResiMac kind sir it would be spelled *background i like being mean and 7 am lol

[TheResiMac]

@csaesietyz that wasnet mean it was politley correcting if u wanted to be mean you should have said "U SPELT BACKGROUND WRONG U F*CKING RETARD!!"

[Barosanumov]

FAVORITE FOR FRIENDS!!!

[Dani1165]

@Someone7089 it was a model that was available between 2006 and 2008, but has since been (stupidly) discontinued. They kept the white version, though, since it's sort of a signature product.

[butwhydudeno]

zelda reference. :)

[ultrawariorzero]

wow



[x4812k]

the friends soundboard is probably the best thing

[LassesIndex]

@x4812k

Yup.

[E4J4R]

Help

Me!

[JamesBerg86]

You're using a misconception definition of "anti-social"

[mindstormmaster]

@jennaxox101 My guess is when Craig originally wrote it in WINGDINGS he just pressed random keys. I'm just impressed that he came up with a believable pronunciation for the name.

[Abrahim89]

dude, ur awesome!!

[Loopyman105]

0:01

[RobloxHackers]

It's only been up for like 25 hours and already has an ad.... Nice job!

[IamBlair]

Wow, you're cool enough for me to sit through ads now?

[BrotherKFH]

Are you Billy Mays reincarnated?

[SmallMediumLarge41]

thumbs up if you live in portland and read that article the day it came out

[turkolicious]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love FRIENDS so much. I named my dog Chandler Bing Turkington. Is that pathetic? It's possible I've proven the point that social media isolates people.

[zyskowskip]

The eagle has horrible handwriting

[AngGomezZAH]

@MajorShnupp I guess I must be

[TheNannikk]

I want to see Wheezyfood. Er...bearded tater tots. o.o a beard... of epic ketchup!

[superhappyfunlandman]

well guess what.... im going to chigaco this next week yeah thats awesome

[rstephensonable]

Just say no to non-food related uses of Olive Oil!

...though I guess it would help with windburn... hmmmm.

[ebites]

soooo... you love coffee. i work at starbucks. maybe i can make you the bestest coffee ever sometime! ;)

also, you make my life better. =D

[booblue334]

i don't like your endings because it always tells me to press start and when i can't i feel as though i have failed you. forgive...

[karebear5891]

I'm sort of disappointed that you didn't actually twitpic that photo of Scarlett Johannsen...

[AngGomezZAH]

Shay's vlog is 3:33 seconds too :P Is this a coincidence? I think NOT!

[TreyColwell]

"That's weird and disturbing!" lol

[HehJayJay]

Happy day after Scarlett Johansson's birthday, Craig! ♥‿♥

[Hougmaku]

I'd buy one but the damn thing don't come in wide *cries*. You know, i'll buy one anyways and get a size up. =D

[zeugirdorrehtaeh]

You're cute and this video was fun. YAY!

[afrancolini0813]

Hey Craig.

Just wanted to say that I have been watching you for a while now, and you honestly make my entire day. Thank you for using youtube as your creative outlet and devoting as much time as you do to it. Your band is just my taste as well, and finding art of my taste is difficult most of the time. You are a quite a intelligent, talented, charming, and funny individual, and it's too bad we can't meet more people like you in everyday life.

Thumbs up to say, "Thanks Craig!"