Chads Mighty Ninja Ultimate Application Entry of DOOM!!!+!!

[STInaruto]

Teach us kagebunshin-nojitsu!

[Cell34]

The secret to kagebushin-nojitsu actually, and surprisingly is just mirror placement. Naruto makes it seem way more difficult but no, any good ninja knows that mirror placement is the best weapon you can ever have except for the nine trillion other awesome weapons we have.

[bloodcorer]

i rpefer invisibility :P

[CanderousXOrdo]

lol! Zabuza's sword

[Cell34]

Someone noticed it was Zabuza's sword and not Clouds! YES!

[CanderousXOrdo]

lol HELL YEAH! xP

[DTownBender]

Freaking brilliant, Chad. I laughed so hard. They would be most wise to put you on the show.  Ninjas rule!

--Jason

[djremix93]

her titty almost popped out.

[Cell34]

Indeed! However, she is a ninja as well and has those weapons securely fastened at all times

[jutjut417]

you sound like borat or something.

[Cell34]

Or something is right! If by Borat you mean the most ninjonly creature on the face of Earth, I agree with you however, I would expand the "On Earth" to include all of the universes universes.

[Badalight]

YOu sound like either 1. Someone from Kung Pow, or 2. The ask a ninja guy. o_o

[Cell34]

Or 3. A NINJA

People usually forget the obvious which is that damn near all ninjas sound alike. It is a regional Ninja dialect that takes 13 years to master. Believe me, it isn't easy. THANKS FOR THE COMMENT!

[neodragoon]

hhmmm bouncy ninja

[Cell34]

Yes, Mrs. Ninja really pushes me to assassinate people to the very best of my ability. She is wonderful.

[RoyalRoboMonkey]

lol Ninja Garden of Excrutiating Pain. and i like the "punching through a baby seal" joke.

[Cell34]

I don't mean to brag, but I have something of a ninjaish green thumb when it comes to weapons gardening. It requires just the right amount of blood and pain to make sure you yield a violent enough crop for the year.

[NunzGoneWild]

"How many ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb...*slice*...your dead! thats who!"

w...t...f... funny tho

[Cell34]

Ninja humor is rarely understood since usually, the person who would need to understand it is dead before they hear the punchline. But I am glad you enjoyed it none the less, THANKS FOR THE COMMENT!

[scalkinsusmc]

chad.. your the man this was some pretty funny shit

[Cell34]

Funny... or Ninja-y!

Probably both.

THANKS FOR THE COMMENT

[jlyriq]

Haha Chad you F**king rock dude. they should have picked you for sure, next time. Keep up the killing :-)

[Cell34]

Thanks! I wish they would have picked me since even if I failed, I would have been way way way more fun to watch since, I would have made sure I exploded into 1,000,000 ninja stars if I failed.

[slikric83]

Can't stop watching. Very funny!

[Cell34]

Never stop watching! Because the second you stop watching is when the ninja will strike!

[vRaZ1el]

Hilarious dude! G4 should have picked you just for the fact that its funny as hell and the personality would up their ratings on attack of the show.

[Cell34]

I am glad I am not the only one who felt this way. Thank you for the comment, my Ninja Ego is greatly inflated thanks to you!

[loyd1327]

Are you sure about being a Ninja? You might just be angry Eskimo...

[Cell34]

Ah, excellent observation however if I was just an angry Eskimo chances are I would attempt to punch through a baby seal instead of the ENTIRE EARTH! Also, I would have been constantly chewing on whale blubber. Thanks for watching my video though!

[imnotpure55]

geek?

[Cell34]

One of the definitions for geek is: "a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken." And although I never bit off a chickens head, I did once have to battle a radioactive chicken thus, I feel the "geek" label may very well be appropriate. Because those things are mean, what with the beaks, and the talons, and the radiation, I mean geez.

[lollypop145]

ha ha ha! you remind me SOOOOO much of my brother, I beleve he may have the same ninja suit. Personly I think the video wasn't that great but just cuz it reminds me so much of my brother I like it.

[Cell34]

For all you know I could BE your brother! That's one of the great things about being a ninja, our superior ninja camoflauge makes us 100% anonymous and 100% awesome! I'm glad you sort of liked the video and I understand that you can't say the video was the most amazing video you've ever seen since it would be an indirect compliment to your sibling which is illegal. But NINJA CHAD THANKS YOU NONE THE LESS!

[fedrentacop]

Hmmm.....riveting squishy ending! lol :)

[Cell34]

Yes, the power of the squishie runs deep in the heart of all ninjas. Now if I could only convince more people that comment to give this video a star rating up above I too could one day become... MASTER OF THE SQUISHIE!

[elephantpoop101]

OMG SO GAY

[Cell34]

THANK YOU ELEPHANTPOOP101! I agree, I was very excited and HAPPY when I made this video! At one point I actually challenged God when I said "OMG COULD I BE ANY HAPPIER AS A KILLING MACHINE GOD? I DARE YOU TO PROVE THAT I COULD BE!!!"

And then we engaged in a mighty battle which I won due to a ninja star sneak attack. I am glad you enjoy the gayness of life Elephantpoop. Well Being is an essential component of NINJONICS!

[Cell34]

No! Because then I would be NINJA ROBERT but yes, I do take that as an EXTREME compliment of the guitar wailing sort.

Thanks for the comment and the excellent comparison, may 1000 hot babes be bestowed upon you PoopyJoneZ

[PoopyJoneZ]

This is more in response to your responses to peoples' comments than the video, but (and this is a compliment) is your real name Robert Hamburger?

[htownmatt]

funny funny good job man

[Cell34]

Thanks for watching, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Now one more person knows about the POWER of NINJA!!!!!!!!

[revmannix]

I JUST SAW AN EVA WITH PISTOLERO!!!

...and I seen Chad's belly button...but that's old hat.

[Cell34]

!!!!!!!!!! NO YOU DIDN'T MANNIX! That was our other roomate Alice :)

Although you did see Eva hand me a paper towel during the side of the freeway scene. She pretty much filmed the entire movie for me which was awesome since I never could have done this without her.

Thanks for watching it though, I appreciate it and the comment a lot!

[NuGstud]

ha good stuff. I like the comedic approach. Comedy for the win! Even just for entertainment purposes you should make it imho! =P

[Cell34]

Thanks man! It's cool to see someone that actually appears to have a good chance of getting picked have a sense of humor. It was starting to feel like most of the people applying had never actually watched the show since, a huge portion of it is just Japanese people acting goofy.

NINJA CHAD THANKS YOU! Good luck.

[DoctorZero]

That was Ninjariffic!

[Cell34]

No dude, YOU'RE NINJARIFFIC! Thaks for commenting and I am glad you enjoyed my REAL ULTIMATE NINJA APPLICATION ENTRY OF DOOM!!!+!!!

[dahmerismydad]

brilliant!

cecilia

[Cell34]

Thanks Cecilia! One positive comment from someone like you who actually knows what they're talking about is worth 1000 insults from all the idiots of the world!

Glad you enjoyed my REAL ULTIMATE NINJA APPLICATION ENTRY!

[WarcraftBonus]

yawn. Ive seen way too many humor ones. Where are the serious entries?

[Cell34]

There are like 63,000,000 serious ones INCLUDING this one which will be the grand prize winner.

P.S. I noticed you were yawning. If you are tired you should rest, one of the ninjas GREATEST enemies is fatigue! It creeps up on you like a snake that's wearing really REALLY quiet shoes. Then all of a sudden, FWAM! DEATH!

[function13]

hahah. awesome.  :)

[Cell34]

Hey, thanks for commenting in my livejournal and in here. That's like, awesome x 34 + ninja chipmunk.

[angrykeeper]

This Demeans the people who really want to enter to take the course seriously

[Cell34]

Listen Jeremy, I don't know your name but you seem like a Jeremy to me. The only people I "demean" are the ones I'm better than. Is it my fault that I am 52,000 times better than everyone? No. Do you blame the sun for being so bright and sunny or the Earth for being all Earthy?

So, thank you for your comment but you have a lot to learn about the Ancient art of humor.

[funkyphreakout]

Settle down, Edith...

//Seems more like an Edith to me.

[Cell34]

I don't know who you are, but this made me laugh, ALOT! So, thanks for making a ninja laugh because every once in a while it is nice to step back from all the flipping out and killing and take a moment to laugh in a very sneaky way.