Absolutely Terrible Games - Action 52 (Part 9)

[MrNamegame]

i have heard that most of the carts were defective, depending on the type of nes you had and where you bought it from. i have a copy of the file on my nes emulator that works completely fine, but some nes consoles did not like this game at all. avgn's nintoaster had trouble with half the games on the cart, because half of them crashed the second he pressed start.

[PCpete101]

This is the best action 52 review I’ve ever seen.

[Tomsonic41]

Mash Man's got the same issue as Lollipops; they didn't bother to make a 'death' animation frame. So it just pulls out some random crap from elsewhere in the memory, hence the pink shoes.

Lazer League actually DOES have music, but because the programming is SO poor it just crashes on the first note… typical A52!

[wandererlain]

19. MONG 20. SPACE DOUBT 21. CREEMERZ 22. SPREAD PUSSY ON FIRE 23. BUBBLECUM ROSY 24. MICRO DYKE 25. BURY IT UNDERGROUND 26. ROCKET COCK 27. NON GOO-MAN 28. DIE BABY 29. GOING FOR A SLASH 30. DAISY MUFFLE 31. SNATCH-FUZZ POWER 32. SQUIRTING GAL 33. LOLLICOCKS 34. WEEVIL IN THE MIRE 35. DUMBREROS 36. CUM OVER DICK 03:53 37. MASHED UP MAN 38. THEY CAME AND WENT 39. LAZY LEAGUE 40. WILLY KNOB 41. SHITTY DOOM 42. TITS N PISS 43. DEEP IN SHIT 44. MAN BREASTS 45. TOSS 46. DECADENT 47. HAMBLOWN ...

[ChaosMew161]

If a game costs about as much as a 3DS, it's obvious the game is a piece of shit.

[chairbluepen]

9:00 Epileptic lightning water

[TheJamtoast]

You should've counted the amount of times you had to reset... *_*

[fs10inator]

18 Iraqis.

[QuartrGuy]

If you're enough of a sucker to buy a game cartridge for the same price you pay for a CONSOLE...you deserve to be disappointed.

[ZeoSilver]

You hit those REALLY high notes very well. And make me laugh when you do. XD

[fs10inator]

When I went to level 3 0f Billy Bob, it took me to level 3 of Cheetahmen instead!

[theYoda98]

these reviews need more views

[TheShockMythGamer]

8:20 Thumb-up if you saw a mouse flashs

[KariHikariOokami]

Donkey having sex with a 1 legged parrot in an ice cream tub. Priceless.

[ubermplalir]

2:30

no n n n n no OOOOHH SHHIIIT!

fuckin amazing

[KoopaConor]

55...

[Recon150]

I bet we ALL can't wait into Action 53!

[roleplayingnoob]

this makes me finally pick up my old games and play it knowing action 52 cant hurt me from there

[wowa2008wowa]

u become a fuvking guy.

[nintendomaster32]

5:24 " I'm pretty sure he turned into a pink pair of Fuckin' shoes!!" LOLZ!!!

[Lethal752]

The reason why storm over the desert is called that is because of desert storm. There was a war going on previously before the Iraq war.

[jpelczar]

In Action 52 world, the air density increases exponentially with vertical velocity, so you end up hitting almost solid surface.

[TheBluecorn99]

Luv this game hehe

[TheShockMythGamer]

Billybob? You mean the main creator of Club Penguin? And Billybob sond cool. Like a dungeon of a Zelda game.

[TheShockMythGamer]

How you get that much games? You stole it or you won a lottery or you get your parent hostage and force them to buy you or else?

[wandererlain]

They Came will not make you come.

Billy Bob (Thornton?) looks like a spastic Indiana Jones.

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Star Evil, G-Force Fighter, Critical Bypass, Jupiter Scope, Operation Full Moon, Thrusters, Megalonia, Atmos Quake, Space Dreams, Spread Fire, Rocket Jockey and They Fucking Came.

[MajinJadon]

Btw, what emulator did you use for the majority of the review

[MrStickman1997]

billy bob is more like an indiana jones rip off, you know like in a (crappy) tomb with falling spears and he looks exactly like indiana jones.

[ColinLegendGem]

How do you make the camera that good?

[Mariobro4]

how about dying in midair?

[snowflame8264]

This game is the video game equivalent to Highlander 2: The Quickening.

[ebook3]

"W-WHAHAHAT! AW SHIT!"

[MarcinP2]

I believe the title is reffering to Operation Desert Storm.

It's very sad and depressing you've never heard about it. :(

[BrownyTCat]

When I saw the title "They Came", I blew 7-up out of my nose! xD

[rsrulz2296]

There is nothing in this game that would make you want to come XDXDXD LOLOL

[chipputer]

Does your vocabulary consist of more than just the F word, bro?

Because you use it way too much. :/

[IgnatzKolisch]

@chipputer

No number of F-Bombs is too much for this game. Can you imagine what you'd say if you'd actually paid $200 for it, though?

[chipputer]

@IgnatzKolisch:

I don't care about the game review, I've seen plenty of people on youtube playing it and I understand how terrible it is.

It's just painful to watch this video because of the number of f-bombs he drops.

IDK, I watched it because youtube recommended it to me.

[futurestoryteller]

The fuck you talkin' about?

[Kanter117]

@chipputer I agree he does say F*** a lot but its still an awesome review. I have watched it more than once :D.

[shadowmariogalaxy64]

they came...it unfortunately works for me, and it's worse than you'd think. it gets WAY too hard. the borders are everywhere and are placed at the most unconvenient places

[TheKoopinator1]

Laser League's shooter reminds me of Blaster Master.

[UgyvanPlancsiznakEgy]

There'z a funny glitch in Billy bob which isn't mentioned.

Sometimes after you finish the second level, the game continues at level 3 of Cheetah men!

[MacDragard]

Um, seeing that this game was made in 1991, there was already a war between the US and Iraq, commonly referred to as "Desert Storm" or "The First Gulf War".

[TheStickKid]

On Billy Bob, look at the character. Looks like a fucking Indiana Jones ripoff huh? Even the fucking place your in is a fucking ripoff of Indiana Jones because your in a fucking cave, and trust me, If there was a fucking rolling ball there on Billy Bob, chop that fucker in half now!

89 Fucking Problems you mean. Check my last comment on Part 8 to know the ones you didnt see.

[bobthestickman02]

Also, some of the enimies look like dicks in Laser League.

[kidddinomite2009]

indian Jones? 8:00

[DVGTS1]

billy bob looks like indiana jones

[rubberchickenbreath]

this was made in 1991 (action 52) same year as operation desert storm

im not trying to be a smart-ass, i just thought that was intresting XD

[classicgamer14]

Also Mikey in billybob some action 52 carts will make it so that level three is level two of cheetahmen (:

just wanted to point that out lol.

[Shmuklidooha]

There was a war in Irak in the early 90's, which is what Storm over the Desert is prolly based on.

[sportygrrrrrrl11998]

Level 1

Level 3 = Level 1????

Level 4

[mexicanhippo]

i could probably get a xbox 360 a wii or a ps3 for almost as much as the game cost.

[SmithyGCN]

You know, Mash Man kinda looks like some kinda lame superhero. He's got the costume, the mask, but no superpowers. And no fun.

[LightningLegend12]

wow these games are horrible. i feel bad for you.

[Lucario582]

A donkey having sex with a one-legged parrot in an ice cream tub? Compared to some of these games, that sounds very sensible.

[xercespriest]

@Lucario582 Sounds better than these games

[MARKVS8888]

For me, the Creators of this shit is just a PILE OF SHIT!

kakakakakakakakakakakaka

[Tumbusany]

ATTACK OF THE TELEPORTING TANKS!

[jspo113]

SHIIT i thought that old guy was on a skateboard for the first few minutes.

[punkmonkey123]

I think storm over the desert was meant to reference the gulf war, right?

[MrPokemonRules]

I think we know why the Iraq-America war happened after the game mocked Iraq

[xercespriest]

@MrPokemonRules Thx Action 52... you caused the damn Gulf War

[Texy88]

"(YAWN) Well, isn't this a hard game(?)" ;)

[thegreatluigi]

At 3:20, the tank was gliding sideways!

[omgitsolithegeek]

"This war did EVENTUALLY happen..."

Wow Mikey, the government should send you as their spokesman next time they`re trying to cover something up, you ALMOST had me there. xD

[XGunnerX]

Pink tanks lol

[9InchMeatCannon]

0:46-0:48 lol your goddamn right they had a sense of humor! I bet they said to themselves when they created this colossal piece of shit, "hey because we don't have the budget or the technology to create 52 good games for the nes all in one cartridge, lets just make ever game glitchy and terrible and see how many people will actually buy this" I emulated this and deleted it the same day...seriously mikeyspiky200 if you didn't shoplift this, i feel sorry that you actually had to pay money for it.

[arbitor365]

I would rather pass a thousand miles of barbed wire through my dick than play that game again.

[Ninox37]

This game isin't even worth one cent. I'd rather have my scrotum sliced off and have the balls dangiling out rubbed in salt than play this peice of shit.

[Hodnux]

Ninox, the AVGN would be proud of that insult :D

[Ninox37]

Yeah, and that came from the heart, too.

[pawel1818]

Killing Sadam in Storm over the Desert remiands me Flash game, to kill sadam who runs over your deskcop :D

[amazinganimosity]

Storm over the Desert refers to the FIRST war between the US and Iraq back in 1990, which the US called Operation Desert Storm.

[Borschtschow]

Now WTF was that about the war in Iraq foreseen?

There was a gulf war! Now, I know it was about liberating Kuwait, but.......well, I don´t know whether it was on Iraqi soil, but that´s not the point! There already was a war against Saddam! Why else would it be in "Hot Shots"? And that shit about conspiracy theories just proves how stupide some are....or doesn´t it?

[matttheman597]

It's worse than Stalin VS. Martians.

[garageman1989]

action 52 is not a game, it's a disgrace and the only time someone owns this so called game is when they can't afford a real one, like that cheap $20 game console that you find at the dollar general store.

[mikeyspiky200]

Unfortunately that's not true, as Action 52 is A LOT more expensive than most games. They sold it for $200!

[garageman1989]

I soon realized that and I said to myself "who would want to buy an awful game for $200?" I personally don't think it's worth it.

[veemonjosh]

Action 52 is the kind of game rich kids buy to say "FUCK YOU, YOU CHEAPSKATES! I CAN AFFORD 52 'NEW AND ORIGINAL' GAMES AT ONCE!"

Then said rich kid ended up in a mental hospital, where he remains to this day.

[Vikkoman]

@mikeyspiky200 Nowadays Action 52 is a collector's item, AFAIK

Back when it was on the market, it was initially sold for $200 but they had to lower the price real quick

[chrisiscool210]

yeah, i bought one at walgreens it it wasent called action 52, but 50 classic games, they suck as bad as action 52 but are different gamew

[Ratty524]

Billy Bob was the worst for me, just under Micro Mic. I couldn't get past the second room of that game. It's just anal.

[Touya82TT]

Storm over the Desert refers to the FIRST war between the US and Iraq back in 1990, which the US called Operation Desert Storm.

[Kilejko]

there is saddam hussein

[KomaruMedare]

Actually, I beat They Came.

I had no freezing problems or anything...

[artman40]

You used different ROM version.

[KomaruMedare]

ROM Nothing- I have the real deal, on a cartridge.

[nintendomaster3]

You wasted your money on a cartridge? Damn. You are hardcore to buy that.

I guess They Came only works properly on a real NES.

[Tornado1994]

Komaru is lying. They Came will crash on any ROM. On the NES cartridge, it actually crashes after 45 seconds.

[whodank]

You actually beat these games? ARE YOU CRAZY? I SPEND LIKE 1 MINUTE TOPS ON EVERY ONE!!

[mikeyspiky200]

No I'm not lying, lol. I played every game to the very end. Surely the gameplay footage is enough proof of that?

[Tornado1994]

I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about some user that claimed he beat "They Came" because we both know you can't beat "They Came" because the game crashes after a few seconds.

I actually enjoyed your long and thoughful review on the plastic nightmare that is "Action 52.".

[mikeyspiky200]

Sorry, my bad, it's just that you replied to whodank's comment which was a bit confusing. I'm glad you enjoyed the review ^_^

[Dandaman955]

sorry to bother, but what recording device do you use? mine always lags when i try to review this game.

[Rockyslammer]

@Tornado1994 lol they came.....they went

[shadowmariogalaxy64]

@Tornado1994

actually, your statement can be wrong.

for some odd reason, they came doesn't crash for me

neither does alfredo, or thrusters, or most of the other games.

its...kind of torturing

[toddfuckingaudas]

@Tornado1994 It's possible to play They Came... as far, I think, Level 9 but it can only be done on an NES emulator. I use VirtualNES.

[jpelczar]

@toddfuckingaudas This abomination also works on FCEUX.

[shadowmariogalaxy64]

@Tornado1994

incorrect. i played action 52 on my emulator virtuanes and you can continue on with the game.

[ZeroG004]

@mikeyspiky200 u must of put a lot of time in into this review. Nice work.

[PranksAreUs83]

@mikeyspiky200 actually technically u didnt u missed out of some levels of ooze, meong and shooting gallery. NEStopia can run the levels of these games. I am gonna try to review this game and show u guys the remaning 4 levels of ooze and the levels of meong. I basically spent 3 days fighuring the pattern of meong lol

[toddfuckingaudas]

On my emulator, I played every level of They Came... Don't remember how many levels that game had but the backgrounds for some levels actually look pretty nice for an Action 52 game, believe it or not.

In my emulator, after you beat Level 2 in Billy Bob, you're not even gonna believe me when I tell you, it takes you to Level 4 of Cheetahmen. I wonder why my emulator does that since from watching your video, the original game doesn't do that.

[ccricers]

1:03 the Iraqi tanks could sidestep1

[Dantheman2funny]

Is it just me, or does that thing at 4:52 look like Dr. Robotnik's head?

[UgyvanPlancsiznakEgy]

It's just me, or the enemies REALLY don't move in Mash Man?

And that music has really a post-communist influence...

[UgyvanPlancsiznakEgy]

Hm...why is Billy bob jumping up to the air like a complete utter asshole? :DDDDD

[marcusmalone]

It was probably made during or after the first iraq war in the early 90s. No conspiracy.

[PrinceOfMooseInc2]

That was funny, Level 1, 3, and 4 all equal Level 1? They could of at least made level 4 level 2

[piggybankvillan]

Why do you call them games? Heheh.

[Smotile]

You should've shown the tank exploding for running into an infantry man. I laughed my ass off when it happened to me. As for Billy Bob, Evil Empire, and Lollipops, they allow you to die in mid-air which makes for more bull.

[psycotigerman]

oh....my....god action 52 caused the twin towers to get hit

[jetforcegeminidude]

lol.billybobs my nickname.5 stars

[Nintend0Guy]

WHAT THE HELL "L NUMBER OF LIVES LEFT" ?

[rubberwoody]

you think they got the name operation DESERT STORM from action 52

[ZombieBite1991]

Too bad the war was over before the game came out.

[Tornado1994]

Action 52 was released on September 2,1991 only availible in the southeast US. Around the exact same time as the SNES and just 12 weeks after the release(the launch was in '89) of Genesis packaged with Sonic The Hedgehog which BTW actaully was alot cheaper then this travesty $150.

[soldier993]

problem number 81. just joking =D

[soldier993]

hey mikeyspiky200, look at 1:04 the pink tank, how is it moving. lol

[mikeyspiky200]

hehe, well noticed!

[zhonna00]

its funny lisening to u say how shitty they are

[wildtk]

the bose look like pac-man

[KomaruMedare]

Actually, on that "They Came" one, (Seriously, WTF?) I got past the first level. I got quite far, actually. It's not that hard, really...

[artman40]

Watch a pink Iraqi tank in 1:04. Never seen like that before!

[Vaulkai28]

hah! poor level numbering!

[Aerosmithrocks100]

I feel bad that you have to play this game. 199 dollars? More like 0 dollars for extremely poor effort into making and not testing these games!!!!!! You know at the beginning where the box said something like loads of fun? More like loads of crap!!!!!!!!!!!

[qwertyblue64]

What's with Action 52 and the color pink? They sure seem to love pink a bit too much.

[Arwingpilot]

Uhh... They spelt "laser" wrong! It says "lazer league"!

[Arwingpilot]

This might explian both the prbloms of getting easier and the poor numbering. They could have intended the actual level 4 as level 1, but fucked up... somehow.

[Boogerboi626]

lol! paris hilton

[theshak06]

what the fck happened to part nine,it doesnt work?

[mikeyspiky200]

It seems to be working fine, strange!

[theshak06]

weird it working now, oh by the way i just wanna say if u have any future projects that u need a hand with i would love to help,i actually work using flash and sony vegas among other things,dont know if u remember me at all or not :/ lol

[HorrisNorris]

ha, war over the deserts racist!

[wildtk]

this is a racist game.

[MrZombay]

USA has fought Iraq before.

[AllieRX87]

Ya know I think Storm of the Desert is based on the Gulf War during the late 80's and early 90's.

[mikeyspiky200]

You could actually be right there.

[cheetahmen92]

And the antagonist is called Satan Hosain. Coincidence?

[lockeslylcrit]

Storm over the Desert is in reference to Operation Desert Storm in 1990-1991. The US General on the first screen is supposed to represent General Schwarzkopf, commander of the US forces in Iraq at the time.

[keyburrito]

MS200: Guess who we're playing as! Go on, guess!

Me: You go back to level one! Wait...

[lmphk]

At least the graphics were "decent" in Billy Bob when comparing to many other games in the set.