60's Commercials

[hollytheblondie]

2:27 OH HELL NO BITCH IF YOU STEAL MY MAN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

[Link3618andLiquid]

a license to kill... women

[theskeptic2010]

OK so these days women (supposedly) change their own tires, strip tease music is a no no, references to "killing" women are taboo even in jest, but these commercials are just plain entertaining and fun to watch. Screw being PC. The Noxema commercial with the Swedish gal is probably the best commercial ever aired on TV in my opinion. I remember watching all of these when I was I kid - thanks for uploading them!!!!

[urangelofdeathawaits]

Fuck your high pitched intro! Fuck me! My ears a bleeding!

[sunrisemoonblossom]

Tire in a tire .... Tireception ! :O

[Zeppolino100]

The Noxema and Schweppes commercials are the best! Classics that will never grow old. She was so Over-the-Top sexy (especially for that time period), I used to run to the TV when I heard it come on. And watching-listening to it, I nearly would faint! Yes, I was a yard dog at age 15.

[Catervarii]

A tire in a tire...

[MACJO63]

@catgirl:The song is "No Matter what Shape.(Your stomachs in), and it was done by the T-Bones ;released in 1966...They later became Hamilton, Joe Frank , and Reynolds..

[TheCatgirl6]

The music at 8:00 is familiar to me but I can't recall the name of it--anybody know? I think it was an instrumental pop song released in the '60s... (It was used in the Alka-Seltzer commercial featuring all the tummy shapes).

[Abdulmalik773]

It is bad to exploit women as a commodity to promote

[HelloValito]

Do you notice commercials about food nowadays are told more by women than men, and commercials from the 60's were the opposite?

[spectowin]

lol holy shit is this dude trying to slit his throat, take it easy dude

[evan9997715]

@spectowin hes not even shaving anything off its a bladeless shaver and no whiskers

[titanicpiano14]

Check out my renditions of Lassie (1967) & Skippy the Bush Kangaroo!

[SheePacktrik1]

i had my volume up high and almost went deaf from that horrible noise at the beginning of the video

[kittysawg10]

A tire in a tire lol

[angelcakebby24]

Wow license to kill woman really got me haha lol that cracks me up.

[angelcakebby24]

What if after you use the first tire there's more glass around then your really screwed for using the second tire.

[D3M0ND4GG3R]

When there's no man around, you need a lesbian.

[TheYaom]

@D3M0ND4GG3R no need for it anymore.... american women these days have succesfully occupied the places of men, thanks to feminism..... so need for a man anymore, most women are like men anywahs these days!

[D3M0ND4GG3R]

It would be cool if you could smoke cocaine.

[lilifenglin]

007 -_- ~~~

[marzipin]

the beginning of the "no man around" commercial looks like the beginning to a twilight zone ep

[tatlifelover]

Ahh, still hangin on to the commercials advertising good ole alcohol though :)

[jo3jo3221]

did anyone catch the sexism in the "this needs a man commercial"?

[tatlifelover]

@jo3jo3221 of course.. they just didnt give a shit back then lol

[whtsox1958]

@jo3jo3221 i did

[CrimsonRGU]

a tire in a tire.... tireception

[libertycityteen]

A tire in a tire.....so epic

[wsbill14224]

I remember every single one of these commercials!

[figgy709]

007 aftershave "A license to kill... women."

[thack57]

Great commercials but I'm sorry bud - your opening credits are kind of annoying & drawn out.Sorry about the harshness.I mean it as constructive criticism.

[RustySporks]

Washing Cheerios down with V8 juice? That's disgusting, lol.

[alttab7890]

So the good year commercial is practicly saying that women were dumb "next time give her a secong chance"

[ramblerclassic400]

I recognized the Rambler hubcap in the Goodyear commercial right away; notice that they covered up the emblem. The car was a 1964 Rambler Ambassador hardtop.

[DreadyReadyGirl]

TIRECEPTION

[ramblerclassic400]

If there had been a blade in the razor in the Noxema commercial, he would have taken off a couple of layers of skin, the way he was going at it.

Funny, these commercials didn't seem so dorky when I was a kid.

[flipwiggins]

@ramblerclassic400 I was thinking the same thing. Shaved like a damned fool. I came here looking for the 60s ad with Santa riding the electric shaver. Haven't found it yet!

[53moreHP]

@flipwiggins watch?v=BVk6JKDa3zI (Norelco ad). BTW, there was no blade in that razor.

[Link0126]

wow, the 60's were terrible.



[deen1207]

press 5 for parrot masterbation and or 8 for bicycle rape

[lancekoz]

It's a gem, thanks for compiling this! Just shorten the 'effects' of the intro.

[solojavi86]

who was that lady at the beginning of the colt 45 commercial? Shes hot.....back then at least

[tmattrope]

A 30 SECOND INTRODUCTION by the creator of this video? That's a little self-absorbed, isn't it?!??

[rossothecrimson7]

The way that guy was shaving scared the crap out of me, I was expecting blood spurts at any moment.....

[levarthomasmusic]

@rossothecrimson7 I agree with that. He was pressing so hard, his face was distorting. *spurt* lol.

[defenderoFreedom]

wait a minute...tomato juice and cereal??? did they forget the milk?

but its okay im getting my license to kill women too...thank you james bond!

[kentusmaximus]

Noxeeeeema

[claytongarnett]

I wonder what they would do if i turned in the boxtops and lables.

[November10th1775USMC]

Where do I get that license to kill women?

[Nassault630]

@November10th1775USMC I was thinking the same thing..Hahahaha

[Aaronisthetits]

holy bazolies i gotta have me that cheerios toy

[formerutuber]

wow you had to be really susceptible back then to buy into their crap.

[0marianlibrarian]

The sexist ones are no surprise, considering the time period, but I'm disturbed by the guy aggressively shaving himself like that. I was afraid he was going to cut himself or lose an eye or something.

[cs1maniac]

@0marianlibrarian it's not a real razor

[Ettoredipugnar]

@0marianlibrarian If you realy used a single edge like that you'd be bleeding all over

[Zeppolino100]

@0marianlibrarian Only a "Marian the Librarian" would have that take on the classic Noxema ad. None of us men gave a darned about what was obviously a guy "shaving" without a razor. It was all about the girl, the voice, and the association with that song! I was 15, and I LOVED it! Still do.

[vlogPANIC]

the license to kill . . . women

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

[jonship]

Yup, Ok, Gold!

[jonship]

Jesus christ could you make the crap graphics intro any longer/????

[kyndsister]

what fun! thanks!

[drako1228]

Yo Dawg, we heard you like comments, so ' yo Dawd we heard you like comments so we' we.

[SongsByTheBeatles]

7:33 no tip after that?

[sapphire91288]

the licence to kill women? WOW

[Bloodjoe30]

@scarfacegr5

No, theres a small country (forgot exactly where) that has the fattest people. Irl 95% of the people in the country where all fat. They are classified by a name so Americans aren't the fattest.

[0marianlibrarian]

@Bloodjoe30 Western Samoa. But Australia surpassed both Western Samoa and the US as statistically being "fatter" than any other country last year.

[joeysixtysix]

I suddenly have a strong desire to start smoking.

[ElissaLovesRock]

Ive changed many tires... O.o I'm a woman...

[SayaHimitsuzukiBFA]

@ElissaLovesRock Remember these were made when the world was still fraught with the idea that women couldn't do a thing outside of the kitchen. ^^;; It's part of our history and sometimes we have to let it go. I'm a woman and I understand the time we're talking about.

[dadoctah]

Peter Paul Almond Cluster. Because sometimes you feel like coconut, and sometimes you feel like malted milk. Or something.

Do they still make that?

[SayaHimitsuzukiBFA]

@dadoctah No, I don't believe they make the Peter Paul Almond Cluster. Sounds good though.

[marineboy009]

Still waiting for my moon rocket kit....

[DeadIslandTrailers]

believe it or not, i'm 24 years young and that cheerios/v8 is my ideal breakfast!

[CheckM8King2]

You did a real professional job of putting this together.........Thanks for the memories!

[dancepiglover]

yikes! That last ad was a little messed up

[taintedtapper]

"A tire in a tire" TIRECEPTION

[bananaGAME7532]

@taintedtapper why do you copy the comment?



[mzsexired07]

That almond joy commercial did look yummy...

[NolaChick82]

Tomato juice and cereal. Mmmm. Thanks, MOM!

[NolaChick82]

"A license to kill...women" WOW. Talk about unfortunate tag lines.

[Wutwut1n1]

Propaganda confuses me. Are beautiful women beautiful? Or am I just paranoid?

[Lemon020202]

OMG...they had fat people in the 60's ! O-O

[scarfacegr5]

@Lemon020202 no americans are still the fattest ppl in the world.

[RIMSHADY35]

a tire within a tire... INCEPTION

[RadikulRam]

A tire in a tire.... hey that's not half bad why don't they do this?

[bicbic999]

did I just wasted 24 seconds of my life waiting for the uploader's name to finally finish its rotating entrance?

[sorandomgrrl]

LOL@ the flat tire...b/c we all know women can't change tires *eye roll*

[sk8er4ever0101]

ok colt 45 went from a businessmans booze to the ghetto? what happened 0_o

[TheShaunGawler]

@sk8er4ever0101 true lol

[sk8er4ever0101]

a tire in a tire? fuck, xzibit would be fucking proud

[barf245]

Now I have a Almond Joy craving

[cyberspore00]

These days the pie eating scene would be considered HORS D’OEUVRES.

[relentlessundrdawg]

It's funny. The cigarette commercials had a guy eating his hat, and two people with black eyes. Goes to show what the nicotine addiction does.

[zoperxplex]

Looks like the beautiful Swedish actress Camilla Sparv ("Downhill Racer") in the second 007 commercial.

[nlmoviefan]

if you're a big fat slob who loves to stuff yourself alka-seltzer's for you !!!!...and how in the world could they get away with a slogan like "licence to kill...women" ???

[HuntForWaffles]

I gave that bitch tires. Bitches love tires.

[MrJJJacksonTyler]

at the very beginning...RIP HEADPHONE USERS

[Zulligula]

COLT 45 and two zig zags...

[7BillionColours]

this makes you think..

[dipschwantz1]

v-8 and cheerios...in the same meal bleech

[lamontsanford33830]

I'm one of those fatasses eating pies.

[RichardULZ]

6:23 how is that a game?

[raininnevada]

That guy sure is shaving his face rough. 

[RocketTCoyote]

He never finishes that malt liquor in any of the Colt 45 ads, IIRC

[MrBigfan007]

I think I remember some of these.

[maestro723]

Yo Dawg, we heard you like tires...

[chanctonbury63]

The skydiving equipment has changed somewhat!!

[lurch321]

They need to bring back the Almond Cluster!

[buttafly186]

@lurch321  I was thinking the same thing! Almond joys don't have enough almond for me.

[bogartification]

what the fuck am i doing, iv got soo much homework, but cant stop.

[DoctorBohr]

I'm surprised at how well these date. There wasnt nearly enough racism and sexism. I want my money back!

[soco13466]

@DoctorBohr What were you expecting, a KKK fest? I think what you were expecting just wasn't in this video, but I do remember a cigarette commercial, where this Mexican is sitting on his horse, which is leaning against a fence, Wife: Paco! When you gonna feeneesh your revolution? You never feeneesh anything! You don't even feeneesh your cigarette!" Anyway, that's about as "racist" as it got. And the Mexicans didn't cry and whine either, as they surely had their own fun making fun of Gringos...

[DoctorBohr]

@soco13466

It was more a facetious comment than anything......

[DoctorBohr]

@soco13466

It was more of a facetious remark than anything

[smj4535]

What an alka seltzer commercial!!!

[thinlizzynut]

licence to kill ....... women !!!! hahahahahahahaha wtf ?

[erick103]

When did malt liquor become a poor black man drink? Anyone?

[soco13466]

@erick103 It's the "Cadillac Syndrome." When the blacks saw whitey driving Cadillacs, why, they had to have one. They saw this ad, apparently, showing this "high class dude" sending for this swill, so they must have decided that C-45 is high class. Now it's considered "low klas."

[skaternaz]

God damn, that almond joy advert has really got me wanting some! :L

[jayescott]

You know, I like Cheerios, and I like V8...but why does that combination sound so disgusting?

[evilbadger714]

considering how indescribably delicious almond joy is, he spent a pretty long time describing how delicious it is :P

[TheFaustianMan]

Ah the good old days, when Gin solved all your problems. Today we have cutters, anti-depressants, and Beiber Fever.

[pianosxheadphones]

A TIRE IN A TIRE, TIRECEPTION. :) even in the 60's they was trollin'

[cullysimpson]

Don Draper approves of Noxzema.

[CuteCatFaith]

I remember seeing a lot of these ads originally and thinking they were messed up! Oh, the lady was named Knudsen, who did the take it all off routine. I was being horribly brainwashed and I became a star dominatrix in NY, ha ha ha! Did no one any harm.

[melissaratliff]

Holy shit. I need that astronaut game.

[horsycos88]

" if you don't give your man 007....I will" :)) sounds sexy :))

[McmullenEJ]

lmfao 007 for the license to kill...WOMEN!!!!!

[daylightsunsets92]

woah V8 and cherrios, i'm going to try that soon

[BWEEBLAST]

for the license to kill... WOMEN

[BigDon62]

Fair dinkum, I can see why women advocated for change in the '60's & '70's so much ! Cool ads for the times all the same.

[ebonics4everyone]

Kids ate Cheerios w/out sugar and drank V8 cos it was good for them. My, how times have changed.

[ebonics4everyone]

3:40 The fat guys are considered strong. Gotta love the stupidity.

[ebonics4everyone]

The 60s are my favorite decade ever. These commercials are incredibly hip.

[pooandawesome]

For the license to kill... women xD

[misslaneyjade]

omg!!!! a license to kill woman thats awful!!!

[CGDGCD]

Kind of cool considering that all the "special effects" were done without computers.

[14marshl]

I want a license to kill women...

[Glitterypurplesea]

@14marshl i dont need a license to kill men

[greyballs]

@14marshl  prick!!!

[Zulligula]

@14marshl license to kill.... women. that is

[2Ryled]

can u say fix a flat?

[EmmaInCandyland]

that's a lot of cheerios xD

[4everDRHS]

wow the 60's...some of the commercials are a little awkward you just wana go wow!

[AngyHearn]

Its a tire, in a tire..

its Tireception!

[CptCryBaby]

the boring logo of YOUR name takes up the first thirty seconds? Really? Dick. Head.

[Annedoeslie]

@CptCryBaby gees it's really not that bad.

[pooandawesome]

@CptCryBaby I agree

[TheYaom]

6:59 latina from the 60's!

[bgrace94]

"When you've been on the circuit as long as I have, you'll know. Because you'll feel a tingling sensation in half of your body"

[jazzynet1]

I remember how my mom told my dad to go out and get goodyear tires after this commercial came on. it was such a good marketing ploy. my father told my mom to get him noxema medicated shaving cream. she told him to use old spice aftershave. whew what a world. :D

[philbailey2311]

Consumerism was just as crass then as now! Figure...

[TheYaom]

@philbailey2311 back in the 60's we had mostly mom and pop's stores... so if u wanted to by stuff you'd have to go to the local corner store and so on.

it was in the 70's when walmart, and so on took over and took the stores we grew up with out of the market!

today consumerism is much bigger than before.... before we had very basic stuff and consumerism was limited because of a more limited choice.

funny enough we were happier.

[Phantom666Turtle]

That tire idea is better than any we have got now?

[ricvonzipper]

When I was 15, I smoked a pack and a half of Tareytons in one sitting. I got deathly ill and never smoked cigarettes again. I'd recommend that method to anyone thinking of taking up the habit.

[sexybabyjojo]

Tareyton = Belmonts

[sexybabyjojo]

@7:30...now that's service ;)

[sexybabyjojo]

Wow, I didn't realize V8 had been around since the 60's, somebody was thinking ahead!!!

[sexybabyjojo]

I like the parrot on the American Sign!!!

[LegacyClanAge3]

007 gives you the license to kill.... Women...

[ecschwalbe]

I'd rather fight than switch, wow, what memories this brings back

[DAVEPRO74]

Mmm mmm! Nothing says good food like Cheerios and V-8... yikes

[emmer84]

real milk chocolate...not that fake milk chocolate :P

[jacobx123456789]

A Licence  to kill... women

[batdog3]

A tire within a tire.... tireception anyone trollolol.

[TheYaom]

this is not property of Craig Ryff, this recollection is actually from the the old database where u could upload and download videos, that's before youtube became popular.

[Hperman09]

license to kill women? ROTFL!!!!

[Yellowgrl16]

That Almond Joy commercial made me hungry....

[67Spectre]

Hooray for whoever thought that Colt 45 was once worthy of a glass...

[Jimboyc21]

This Noxzema spot is 60's advertising Classic. Very ahead of its time and remembered by all who saw it even today. Now THAT is effective, time tested, advertising. Simple short to the point. They really knew how to push the consumer's button back then. Not the stupid destructive ads of today.

[FarnhazenBrep]

@Jimboyc21

...as compared to the Tareyton cigarette ads which were a prime example of a company with lots of money, repeating a truly obnoxious-- and meaningless-- phrase ("I'd rather fight than switch"), endlessly, on every show they could buy. It was the subject of derision and satire as an example of a corporation trying to force something down the throats of the American audience. It still makes me shudder.

Yet "Thank You" to CRAIGRYFF for including it with ads I liked as a kid!

F Brep

[turbo1964]

"No Matter What Shape " by the T-Bones was a hit song.

[SmithScapegoat]

i'll smoke when I'm old enough

[tzite]

A tire in a tire...Tireception!



[jadeander]

A tire... In a tire ;)