THAT WAS EPIC... EPIC FOR THE WIN

[VonBrunswick]

FUCKING DIEEEE

[Kreeze1986]

"throw it out the airlock commander" < --- Next time Bioware give me this option.

[RedTeamSniper]

That's a funny looking kitchen.

[UrngLemon]

Jul 4, 2009

Come on people, you gotta remember that this is from when saying "epic" was actually cool, before all the little gayfucks got to it.

[MateoNova]

@UrngLemon It was never cool pal.

[UrngLemon]

@MateoNova If you think that, I feel like you were either 20+ at the time, or just a-social, or maybe you just were in an are that over-used it...

[KageTori12]

@MateoNova I remember back when I was in middle school, around 2007, people would say it all the time, even in real life. That's the moment it was cool, and the moment it died in my opinion.

[BillOralRushRimjob]

@UrngLemon The only ones that ever got to it were little gayfucks. Sorry about the diagnosis.

[UrngLemon]

@BillOralRushRimjob Diagnosis of what?

[WTFjustNEWS]

That ending, was epic.

Epic for the win.

[pretentiousguy27]

Well I guess that was epic; epic......

for the win....

YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[powerovercorrupt]

That was EPIC, Shepard! That was epic for the win!

[selty]

Get the fuck off my ship, Snooki.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

I wish you could RAPE the bitch in the ship and then send her out of the fucking airlock

this game sucked ass, played the first one and then this

WTF, I am not a casual gamer but the first mass effect really got me and now this shit

watch?v=aIP73xIAPLU&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[consolesblow]

Fuck no, I thought people were just joking about this.

[StonedReviewer]

The cringe heard around the world

[Stiglitz51]

Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. Ship.

[Jockberg]

what. the. fuck.

[MortonSeinfeld]

Yes it was...

Yeah...

[bniblet]

Wow. I literally made the D: face

[SquirrelAssauIt]

This reminds me of all the faggots at my school that browse reddit, memecenter and everyother site that has a "memes" on it. I want to fucking kill them all.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

@SquirrelAssauIt you can my friend, it is called school shooting!!! LOL

[Xaevryn]

I just want to put a cigarette out in her eye.

And twist it, damn it.

[BismuthDwarf]

That was painful to watch.

[Lysimachus]

... yeah.

[SinDawg030]

definitely booting her ass of the Normandy in ME3 now. Hopefully Zaeed can get his old room back and start swapping stories again.

[GammaX107]

Oh boy she needs to be less epic and more for the doing her job properly thing people aren't doing nowadays.

[razorsedge820]

Jessica, your trying to hard to win over videogamers. Just leave.

[nociplan]

Jimmies status:

[_] not rustled

[X] RUSTLED FOREVER

[gronkierw]

@nociplan

>3 days ago in playlist I don't want to live on this planet anymore

hahaha who the fuck actually compiles videos like these? you're fucking weird dude

[ReclusiarchGrimaldus]

only the dead can know peace from this evil

[Naratashi]

Epic... fail. 

[CaptainGirlrod]

EPEC FOR THE WEEEEEENN

[mistarcraw]

this video guides me through tough times

[LilAlfiq]

She forgot to mention waffles, and how "random" she is.

[PottymouthGamer]

I find this hard to why to.

[Razolo]

She's going to be a character in ME3, ain't even trollin

[DrPeatore]

@Razolo No, she is playing a character in ME3.

Big difference.

[terrarune]

When everything is epic, nothing is.

[icecremer]

That was terrible... Really fucking terrible

[jBo0giePop]

Good bye Silver age of video games

[Jakezergling]

God, why does this video make my fucking skin crawl?

[Vylvan]

I don't always watch Chobot, but when I do, I punch holes in my wall.

[pablovirus]

@Vylvan ahhahaha thanks dude

[pablovirus]

@Vylvan ahhahaha thanks dude

[kantxcape]

That was retarded, mega retarded...

[SODEMO2007]

I've never watched the show and never heard of Jessica Chobot before this but goddamn that was awkward to watch.

[Coltaculuss]

Anybody who respects Chobot as a person should seriously rethink their values in life.

[thatguywiththeegg]

What a moron and the neckbeards just eat it up.

[MrRagalshnagal]

I know people that actually say this kinda shit.

I die on the inside.

[KalleBlomquist93]

i truly feel terrible now.

[pie0eater]

That made me cringe so badly

[Afterburnzz]

why

[Lavabear120]

THE CRINGE LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS

[MyCrownOfWorms]

Somebody should rape her.

[Summzashi]

>2012

>een bron van tragedie maken

[pie0eater]

@Summzashi Kanker op henk

[Muffincakeswithsugar]

>2012

>Not putting your dead developers in the fridge

[bryanFskates69]

>bioware in change of anything

[KeluMocy]

The most annoying 5 seconds caught on tape.

[KingDiamondHead]

Guys this isn't the girl who's in ME3

[spiraloutward]

@KingDiamondHead Yes it is. Jessica Chobot plays Diana Allers, a reporter of some sorts. There's an interview video about it any everything.

[DevilKnowing]

There are no words... None...

[Tochy1]

why

[jhohcable]

You have no one to blame but yourselves for popularizing this.

You looked into the mirror and didn't like what you just saw.

[Dotmw]

If she says that on my Normandy, she's getting blown out the airlock

[MarcopoIlo]

@Dotmw That made me lol

[Panncakerock]

it hurts to live

kill me please

[MrDankMango]

I just cringed so hard.

Fucking Gamestop

[risbolla]

BioWare brainstorming session: What if we took Jersey Shore guidos and sent them into space?

[peskyseagull]

@risbolla Is she a guido though?

[Guardboss]

kill me

[Shizuka12301]

someone tell her that what she said got phased out by 2005 or so

[Takamorisan1]

That video gave me why.

[Lazurath101]

@Takamorisan1 Oh SHIT NIGGA, that Post gave me HORSE SEX, bro.

[glemmstengal]

oh jesus

[PoissonLihp]

hate

[Kowjiura]

Whore.

[lH0VA]

MAKE IT STOP

[spicandspamful]

Maas Effect 3 is going to crash and burn

[chibmaniac2]

Oh dear..

[BagOfAngeredBees]

I cringed so hard that I nearly tore a facial muscle.

[Planetaryy]

"LOL gamers still say epic for the win right? right?"

[Kjellarnek]

HNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG....

[nazyligger4]

A small part of me just withered away and died.

[Tschoii90]

IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH INSIDE MY HEAD!

[LiamTheGreat]

You know, I used to jealous of America for having a gaming channel. Now I feel sorry for them. Stay brave America, just look away and the attention whores will soon go away

[thesmuuuuggh]

Sperg on sperglord virgins, sperg on.

[gelderland768]

it waso funy i crid

[risbolla]

THAT WAS EPIC... EPIC FOR THE WIN

[TheBioLover]

She's talking about the massive amount of money G4 paid to Bioware and EA to have her in ME3.

[goofy775]

@TheBioLover lol I doubt g4 paid them anything... its EA being completely delusional thinking having her in the game will get all the gamers to buy it so they can bang her.. but shes so painfully irrelevant that the majority of gamers don't even know who she is and the ones that do probably already planned to buy it and cant stand her anyways

[MrRagalshnagal]

can't wait till people start saying "ecks dee" out loud.

[aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe]

She's what we call in the business a ''hole''.

[bamboozel1234]

gave it a thumbs up. u mad /v/?

[KeyzKieran]

@bamboozel1234

UMAD /V/ XDXDXD U MADBRO XD EPIC FTW BARROL LAZ00RXX420HDW33DiSC0P3Zxx

[bamboozel1234]

@KeyzKieran "yeah, he mad son" LOL xD

[DrTimeCop]

i'mm going to kill myself on friday #wow #woah

[b1bIs1337]

@DrTimeCop XD funni orgnal refrance from obscure viddeo!!!

[Szgerle]

After the astonomical fail of SWTOR i thought bioware would srs the fuck up and fix, or rather not completely ruin their last major title but I was so wrong.

Whats next, hillarious "rage faces XD" ? Cameos from even more GAMUR GURRRLLLS? A "fresh" rick rolling email ingame? Gay sex simulator?

[helliumsmith]

im going to wreck her cunt in ME3

[obermegalutschoar]

>as seen on /v/ - Video Games

>those dislikes

>"what a worthless cunt"

Never change, guys. Never change.

[Planetaryy]

god this makes me cringe, and then frown horribly

[CowHoofOnAHotPlate]

Lets get this shit started:

>Bioware



[yasuchika]

NOPE

[Stealthsuit07]

And she's not the last boss of this game?

[FabulousResults]

@Stealthsuit07 >Voice based attacks

>instakill

[Stealthsuit07]

@FabulousResults >Bioware

>Making a hard boss

[FabulousResults]

@Stealthsuit07 You got me there.

[Shipperscum]

Quality Bioware writing.

[ocelot435]

fucking casuals. they destroyed the video game industry.

[madskillz1o1]

Holy fuck I hate casuals and everything they represent. You are scum and a blight. Get the FUCK OUT OF GAMING.

[HeroicBard]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu casadfdssafdsaf

[HeroicBard]

@HeroicBard XD LOL

[Reapka]

MY EARS. THEY ARE BLEEDING AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO STOP IT.

[TheMrTangamandapio]

It literally physically hurt me when I listened to this.

[ZeroZiat]

>epic jar

[ColorzBox]

That was horrible

Horrible for the Lose

[mcshmeggy]

WHY FUCK

[GloryToTheFilmmaker]

she's ready for the Shore

/watch?v=qfqcVMhw-Vk

[Lunarvx22]

bioware.avi

[skypants2]

Don't make me regret buying ME3 lady.

[Covinus03]

I just died a little inside...

[northmetalguy]

and this... this... THIS is what will be in ME3?..?..!???!

no.. I won't have it. Fuck this shit, fuck that game, fuck Bioware.

[Poiuppi]

This is painful

[Gyrospire]

Oh god what the hell just happened to my brain?

[randoms10101]

is it just me are is she trying too hard to be retarded?

[nikkisixxual]

It literally hurts.

[nurikosguardian]

The first time i heard this i cringed so hard i got cramp, i'm serious.

[TwistedComplex]

that was epic shepard!

[TheSaintsrow3rd]

FOR THE LULZ XD

[imraw17]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!

[theothercommentguy]

This is obviously a preview of some ME3 dialogue.

[safetykidvids]

what a worthless cunt

[Brelm]

Just remember this, no matter how much this makes us cringe, she has to remember what she did every second of every minute of every hour of every day for the rest of her life.

[Mallemaster]

As Seen On: /v/ - Video Games

Says it all, doesn't it?

[Insideoutcest]

@Mallemaster Doesn't say shit.

[MecTheGamer]

Uhh, the rage. I'd fuck her though.

[VermilionMage]

"Epic for the win~! The cake is a lie~! Arrow to the knee~!"

[500126341]

addicted to this

[00chelz]

we saw this in class

[AlexEwing]

Love the unconformable way the guy says "yeah..." at the end.

[dashunderscoredash]

THE CAKE IS A LIE LULZ!

[Ciczas]

AVERAGE GURL GAYMURR

[Vihara2]

if only she wasnt soo damn hot i'd seek to end her miserable existence. Wonder what those those co-hosts thought of her, "stupid whore but maybe if i be nice she'll sleep with me?"

[glottis5]

epic... ftl

[frisch85]

TITS or GTFO!!!

[Trimiant]

I didin't know words could hurt so much...

[StereoA]

SO RANDUMB



[inXmahXmind]

XD

[MACKBOOK123456]

a staple of masochists

[Arzaire]

That was painful... physically, mentally and spiritually painful.

[TheAlbasterson]

HHNGGGGGGGG

[544001]

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

[meangry16]

people must stop saying this word so fucking much anyway, its become meaningless

[Kibbley7]

WHY

[michaspi]

The awkwardness in the air is so thick you could slice it with a knife.

[MrGmodlol61]

Women who try to blend in for attention in a nutshell.

[MrGmodlol61]

Shoot her.

Now.

[maximummask]

fucking epically a million times this

[MACKBOOK123456]

kill me.....

[SHAD0VVS]

The pain.

[ReginaldMaulding]

This was when I first knew the end was nigh.

[360Prairie]

No one should ever, EVER say that.

[HadesUnderwurld]

That doesn't look like a kitchen...

[Maynard0504]

ey, no lollygaggin!

[Wartomx]

Kill everyone

[schfiftyfivehundydoo]

I used to be epic like you, then i took an arrow in the win.

[Psyclonknight]

@schfiftyfivehundydoo Curved. Win.