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  • If only... ^^

  • Someone with a dirty mind spliced this together, and I thank them. xD

  • OH. MY. GOD. ALANGASM.

    Can someone provide context for this? Why was he saying all that stuff? (not that I'm complaining or anything!)

  • ahahah!! I laughed so hard at this xD

  • OH GOD, THIS MAN'S AMAZING! I just have no words to explain how much I want to fuck him...

    (Can I please put Spanish subtitles to the video and upload it on my channel? I'll give you credits, OF COURSE :D)

  • LMAO!

  • 10 points to slytherine XD

  • ORGASM. JUST HAD ONE.

  • Oh god, i hope my mum doesnt walk in on this.

  • EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 5,000 points to Slytherin! :D

  • I would so bend over that desk ^^ haha I love him (a) !

  • The song is Lovestoned by Justin Timberlake, btw

  • That is the best thing EVER.

  • whoa....O_O lol

  • WHATS THE SONGG?

  • REPLAY!!!

  • Oh I would do so many naughty things to that man. So many...

  • I killed the replay

  • he wouldn't even have to ask i'd already be bent over waiting lol

  • Omg, my ovaries have just exploded.

  • I would love to bend over that desk, professor.

  • Yes. Yes I would very Much Professor Snape. I am Proud to be a Slytherin!

  • Lol if he ask me that..the human race would be save for the next thousands of years..;D

  • oh, he doesn't have to say 'please' to me.

  • alan: would you like to bend over this desk please?

    me: DAMN SURE OH YESSSS!!!

  • He's delicious :D ... I like this.

  • I just watched this at least ten times. I regret nothing.

  • "Would you like to bend over this desk, please?' ?!?! FUCKING YESSS!!!

  • @Veelzevula hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Oh. My. God! enough said...

  • I would do EVERTHING for this man. C':

    Esspacially for Snape.

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  • You.

    Me.

    Bed.

    Now. ;)

  • lol just sitting there trying to be all naughty with his hair making him look like an owl

  • *barf* HE IS SUCH A PERV

  • @kiwikawa2007 ?! OK then stand aside for the rest of us! LOL :D

  • ooohhh Alan :))) sometimes i just listen to this and imagine, that actually Snape's speaking :D

  • *Plays over and over again* I AIN'T ASHAMED~ >;D

  • sabserab, you're a genius. Alan Rickman needs to see this :P

  • I'm yours any day, Alan

  • What's funny is, Alan actually said those thing in answer to real questions, out of context of course. LOL

  • My hero!

  • He is really the one. The only one I want in my life. I do love him!!!! His voice is like a hot chocolate in winter. And, of course, I do, really, anything for him.

  • LMAO this is awesome. I would so do anything Alan Rickman asked me.

  • At least he's politely demanding...

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  • Fan girl sqeal! ^_^

  • YES. Yes I will most certainly bend over the desk for you. I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK! *takes clothes off in one swoop.*

  • i'd say "yes yes yes, now" lol

  • LOL.

  • ahahahhahah! I could not stop laughing! I started crying when he said "Uncomfortable shoes!"

  • fuck yea !!!

  • He said please!

  • I Dont think Alan Rickman♥ would be in slytherin. he is smart and brave and sexy. they would haf 2 give him his own house.'♥alanpuffclawdoryn' i could b in this house 2 <3

  • @lellyumsX THANK YOU ! :D

  • @SeverusSnapeHeart That's okay! Any excuse for me to listen to Alan's voice over and over again. ;D

  • Can someone write what he says please ? It's very difficult to understand for me ^^

  • @SeverusSnapeHeart "Fairly basic needs. Pretty naughty." "Food, sex, me.. here now." "Good morning, my name's Alan. What's your name? Oh fine. Would you like to bend over this desk.. please?" "I think it's all incredibly important.. we have to do it for the human race to survive." "Well, yeah because you can do it.. pretty naughty.. in your pyjamas rather than a bow tie and uncomfortable shoes." ^_^

  • @VanessaFairytale

    Very, very true indeed :).

  • @VanessaFairytale

    HOT isnt even the word to describe him, i don't actually think there is a word to describe how smexy he is.<33

  • @VanessaFairytale

    GOD i love him so much!

    You should message me sometime :)?

  • @VanessaFairytale

    You just described him perfectly m'dear!

    He's the hottest 65 year old i know!

  • @VanessaFairytale

    Haha, oh God i love him!

    To be honest i would skip the names completly and just get straight to bending over the desk.

  • I WOULD SOOOOO BEND OVER THAT DESK FOR U!!!! :D I HAVE BEEN A NAUGHTY SLYTHERIN I NEED TO BE PUNISHED! :P

  • haha omg Alan is Naughty! :D 

  • "Would you like to bend over this desk, please" is what the Snarry fangirls like to hear *snerk*

  • @sorryranga1 - YES.

  • why yes alan i would be glad to bend over for you and have you insert your wand up mine.

  • I'd bend over anything for him *_* omg. Eargasm! If only :D

  • Major eargasm and orgasm at the same time.

    I'd bend over a desk any time for him.

  • I think...I'm starting to fall for Alan. lol God, he's so damn sexy!! ^^

  • 1000points 2 snape

  • 50 points to slytherin >:)

  • <3

  • oh fuck

  • 10 points will be taken from slytherin.

  • No need to say please, mr. Rickman!

  • Yes I would like to end over that desk Alan ;) god I love that man and his character Severus Snape xD

  • I'm 18 but.......I'm totally attracted by him.OMG! 

  • @eletake ... I'm 13...

  • @eletake

    I'm 18 too but ah what the heck, hes too attractive to not fall for!

  • TAKE ME ALAN RICKMAN!!!! OOOOH BABY! <3 <3 <3

  • "would you like to bend over this desk? Please?" why yes i would! lol gods he's so sexy.

  • i am currently a crying cumming puddle on the floor

  • *shakes with sexual frustration* god that man had singlehandedly made it impossible for me to like guys me own age . Just so sexy

  • Once upon a time

    Alan Rickman spoke.

    His voice was so sexy

    everyone died.

  • Ohhhh im all yours daddy!xD omg..just pretend u never see this comment..i know watcha thinking too..u dirty minded freaks!:D

  • God I want that man!

  • Rofl yes I would take you up on that offer Alan!!!!!!!-3 even though your only a little younger than my grandfather.....0_0 rofl

  • Is there someone here who would agree with writing his speech in a comment please ?

    For the foreign fangirls who can't really understand what he says, and who would REALLY like to do so

    PLEEEASE

  • BAM. You're pregnant now.

  • BOOM rickman-humor-'splosion...

    food? sex? you? NOW!? YUSSSSSSS

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  • All i heard was, food, sex, me, now...

  • Can we take him up on that? Please? <3

  • I just got a new fav. vid. on here..

  • i wanna fuck him!!!!!!!!!

  • What do you call the cutting of sentences into a clip?

  • :O M G xD

    Sooo cool I never see Alan soooooo cool xD

    Love him <3

  • I cant believe this!!!!! If only I were having this conversation with him the sexy man of my dreams, and I can barely breathe and I really love Alan...who could resist this? *couch* *lily* *cough*...but he's all mine now...HEY YOU THERE! BACK OFF RIGHT NOW OR I'LL AVADA KEDAVRA YOUR ASS OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

  • oh my god. i sat there in shock the whole time. is this real life? my gods.

  • O_O......What?

  • when he says: "NOW" and when he says: "PLEASE."

    my heart skips a few beats.

  • @ClementineManson48

    oh yeah mee to !!!! <3

  • i think my jaw just dropped. O M G. *rapes the replay button* XD

  • Oh... My goodneess.... I think my heart may have just stopped from the sexiness of that SOOO dirty comment.

  • o.O

  • lolol this is so funny xD He is one sexy man

  • I feel violated reading the comments.. -_-

  • LMFAO!

  • Grrrrrrrrr ;)

    What a sexy, sexy man ;) ;)

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  • I like this very much but i still don't understand why he is saying this. Is it from random fans who asked him to say this ( hehe) or, well i have no others ideas.

  • OH MY ALAN!

    He is trying to kill me with that voice and saying those things.

    But I don't mind!!! lol

  • hell yeah.

  • FANTASTIC! thanks.

  • super crush on this man

  • i cant hear it an i have surround sound on my computer

  • me gusta

  • How did Lily ever refuse?!

  • @JennaaMallonnn He called her a mudblood. But maybe thats how he talks dirty, he could call me a mudblood any day ;)

  • How did Lily ever refuse?!

  • food sex me here now. SURE!

  • to do that with alan in real time is a girls dream ^_^ if you love alan rickman that is

  • Shit i cant breathe! too hot.

  • " Food, sex, me here...now. " Yes please...And faster than immediately !!! LOL :-P

  • If he said to me "Good morning my name is Alan how would you like to bend over this desk... please?!" I'd be out of my jeans, shirt, bra and knickers in like 0,5 seconds xD

    Sexy sexy man xD It should be illegal to be this sexy :D

  • RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRR! :D

  • .16-.30 is now my ringtone!!! =D

  • Oh yeah I can die in peace now, he just told me to bend over lol God he is soo sexy and that voice! * bites lips*

  • "Good morning, my name's Alan, what's your name? I'm fine, would you like to bend over this desk please?" Would I like to bend over that desk? Would I like to bend over that desk?! HELL YEAH!! ANYTIME!!

  • LOL ,:D

  • XDXDXD oh my gosh!

  • HAHAHAHHAHA!!! I just DIED!! <3

  • Love it love it love it!!!

  • for you......anything!

  • i would love to bend over on the desk

  • *is dying of laughter*

  • OMG...this totally made my day...no wait it did my LIFE! lol just imagine him saying that in person...god let him have no mercy on me!

  • OMG! LOL!!!! Ahh..... Me is horny right now. 

  • @MaferP0tter Go talk to Allan..He'll tell you to bend over on the desk...lmao.

  • If he ever asked me that... believe me... the human race will be safe for the next million years... XD

  • The first time I saw this I was like 0.0 Now whenever I watch it I crack up. Very wishful thinking, but I <3 this anyway. :)

  • I was very grumpy just a minute ago, but after watching Alan say this, I can't help but release a giggle or two. :B

  • are you playing dbsk inb this?

  • umm wow... that is very strang ..... alan is awsome when i heard it i was like O.O

  • oh god alan...i need you now lol

  • pretty naughty..og så ser han helt brødebetynget ud! jeg må le!

  • Ahaha!!! Yes, Very naughty indead.. :)

    Could anyone tell me the name of this song?

    5 STARS!!

  • Seriously: I wouldn't care what he was doing to me - as long as he kept talking... *shivers*

  • Alan is the god of sexy

  • I wouldn't mind getting VERY naughty with Alan at all! :)

  • Hahas, wouldn't mind being terribly naughty ^^ :p

  • I am willing to bet that Alan has seen thesee many vids, and the comments with them, and he is laughing his arse off right now. lol.

  • anyday baby!

    do yáll think alan knows he is sexy? he never mentions it in his interviews. and nobody ever talks to him about his ultra HOT voice

    grrrrr

  • That is the funniest thing I've seen in days

  • Without the pyjamas, please. Thank you very much. Next!

  • I. Am. Dying. LMFAO!!!!

  • LMAO!!!! 5*!!

  • No words can successfully confess what I feel right now. This....oh man. Alan is so delicious it hurts.

  • x]

    We can do it pretty naughty in our pyjamas rather than a bowtie and uncomfortable shoes.

  • (bends over desk) :)

  • Oh my! Wow! This is amazing!

  • lol! hes such a naughty boy

  • @bandit81795 thats what scar said lol.

  • looooooooooooooooool he's a real beast

  • R.O.F.L

    Genius!

  • 'Good morning, my name's Alan, what's your name, I'm fine, would you like to bend over this desk please?'

    Mmmm I would now you mention it ;)

  • @slightlyrandom22 And he says "please", like he'd have to, right?  I'd already be bent over that desk. LOL!

  • OHMGD. :O

    Your comments are imba. xD

  • sry, what means "imba"?

  • It's like, you know, "uber".

  • ;-) thanks

  • @sabserab imba=epic? O.o Epic fits lol

  • Excellent. LMAO. :DDD