He is really the one. The only one I want in my life. I do love him!!!! His voice is like a hot chocolate in winter. And, of course, I do, really, anything for him.
I Dont think Alan Rickman♥ would be in slytherin. he is smart and brave and sexy. they would haf 2 give him his own house.'♥alanpuffclawdoryn' i could b in this house 2 <3
@SeverusSnapeHeart "Fairly basic needs. Pretty naughty." "Food, sex, me.. here now." "Good morning, my name's Alan. What's your name? Oh fine. Would you like to bend over this desk.. please?" "I think it's all incredibly important.. we have to do it for the human race to survive." "Well, yeah because you can do it.. pretty naughty.. in your pyjamas rather than a bow tie and uncomfortable shoes." ^_^
I cant believe this!!!!! If only I were having this conversation with him the sexy man of my dreams, and I can barely breathe and I really love Alan...who could resist this? *couch* *lily* *cough*...but he's all mine now...HEY YOU THERE! BACK OFF RIGHT NOW OR I'LL AVADA KEDAVRA YOUR ASS OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
I like this very much but i still don't understand why he is saying this. Is it from random fans who asked him to say this ( hehe) or, well i have no others ideas.
If he said to me "Good morning my name is Alan how would you like to bend over this desk... please?!" I'd be out of my jeans, shirt, bra and knickers in like 0,5 seconds xD
Sexy sexy man xD It should be illegal to be this sexy :D
"Good morning, my name's Alan, what's your name? I'm fine, would you like to bend over this desk please?" Would I like to bend over that desk? Would I like to bend over that desk?! HELL YEAH!! ANYTIME!!
If only... ^^
Bluebezz1 2 days ago
Someone with a dirty mind spliced this together, and I thank them. xD
00sebastiantroy 3 days ago
OH. MY. GOD. ALANGASM.
Can someone provide context for this? Why was he saying all that stuff? (not that I'm complaining or anything!)
XxiloveGWxX 5 days ago
ahahah!! I laughed so hard at this xD
Severusfollower 6 days ago
OH GOD, THIS MAN'S AMAZING! I just have no words to explain how much I want to fuck him...
(Can I please put Spanish subtitles to the video and upload it on my channel? I'll give you credits, OF COURSE :D)
gotadelluvia98 1 week ago
LMAO!
LilithAngel 1 week ago
10 points to slytherine XD
TessDimataga94 2 weeks ago
ORGASM. JUST HAD ONE.
LiviLovesTrey13 3 weeks ago 4
Oh god, i hope my mum doesnt walk in on this.
danaandersen97 3 weeks ago 2
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
raven3blue 4 weeks ago
5,000 points to Slytherin! :D
cobraqueen65 1 month ago
I would so bend over that desk ^^ haha I love him (a) !
PigfartsRumbleroar 1 month ago 5
The song is Lovestoned by Justin Timberlake, btw
00sebastiantroy 1 month ago
That is the best thing EVER.
00sebastiantroy 1 month ago
whoa....O_O lol
SummersideFaeri 1 month ago
WHATS THE SONGG?
xLoliXKittyx 1 month ago
REPLAY!!!
LittleBigCrazyGirl 1 month ago
Oh I would do so many naughty things to that man. So many...
angelofthewater13 1 month ago 3
I killed the replay
483Elle 1 month ago
he wouldn't even have to ask i'd already be bent over waiting lol
LuvstepLover 1 month ago 4
Omg, my ovaries have just exploded.
ninjaheart92 1 month ago 4
I would love to bend over that desk, professor.
ninjaheart92 1 month ago 4
Yes. Yes I would very Much Professor Snape. I am Proud to be a Slytherin!
Lasadialarwen 2 months ago 3
Lol if he ask me that..the human race would be save for the next thousands of years..;D
pizapizo 2 months ago
oh, he doesn't have to say 'please' to me.
yssanne24601 2 months ago 3
alan: would you like to bend over this desk please?
me: DAMN SURE OH YESSSS!!!
mcrorfggta159 2 months ago 6
He's delicious :D ... I like this.
chrisprincess100 2 months ago
I just watched this at least ten times. I regret nothing.
potterhead796 2 months ago 5
"Would you like to bend over this desk, please?' ?!?! FUCKING YESSS!!!
Veelzevula 2 months ago in playlist Alan Rickman 7
@Veelzevula hahahahahahahahahahaha
merrysoul2 2 months ago
Oh. My. God! enough said...
YouSuckHaveANiceDay 2 months ago
I would do EVERTHING for this man. C':
Esspacially for Snape.
DieMethode 2 months ago
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REIREI29 2 months ago
You.
Me.
Bed.
Now. ;)
cobraqueen65 2 months ago 5
lol just sitting there trying to be all naughty with his hair making him look like an owl
kiwikawa2007 3 months ago
*barf* HE IS SUCH A PERV
kiwikawa2007 3 months ago
@kiwikawa2007 ?! OK then stand aside for the rest of us! LOL :D
MsSardonicus 2 months ago
ooohhh Alan :))) sometimes i just listen to this and imagine, that actually Snape's speaking :D
DunMarron 3 months ago
*Plays over and over again* I AIN'T ASHAMED~ >;D
HannahWeisgerber 3 months ago in playlist HannahWeisgerber's favorites
sabserab, you're a genius. Alan Rickman needs to see this :P
calmer410 3 months ago
I'm yours any day, Alan
rosalielove11 3 months ago
What's funny is, Alan actually said those thing in answer to real questions, out of context of course. LOL
Samsis2 3 months ago 6
My hero!
TheCDVigil 3 months ago
He is really the one. The only one I want in my life. I do love him!!!! His voice is like a hot chocolate in winter. And, of course, I do, really, anything for him.
Ninaantenor 3 months ago 4
LMAO this is awesome. I would so do anything Alan Rickman asked me.
xSnowWhiteRosex 3 months ago 4
At least he's politely demanding...
everlasting9292 3 months ago 6
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Cornessatui 4 months ago
Fan girl sqeal! ^_^
PropertyOfTheHBP 4 months ago
YES. Yes I will most certainly bend over the desk for you. I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK! *takes clothes off in one swoop.*
SpunkyLamb 4 months ago 8
i'd say "yes yes yes, now" lol
tuatha3 4 months ago
LOL.
darkprincesskatia 4 months ago
ahahahhahah! I could not stop laughing! I started crying when he said "Uncomfortable shoes!"
craycrayolah765 4 months ago 4
fuck yea !!!
bettybognuts 4 months ago 4
He said please!
SonicWand11 4 months ago 6
I Dont think Alan Rickman♥ would be in slytherin. he is smart and brave and sexy. they would haf 2 give him his own house.'♥alanpuffclawdoryn' i could b in this house 2 <3
alanrickman101 4 months ago 5
@lellyumsX THANK YOU ! :D
SeverusSnapeHeart 4 months ago
@SeverusSnapeHeart That's okay! Any excuse for me to listen to Alan's voice over and over again. ;D
lellyumsX 4 months ago in playlist lellyumsX's Favourited Videos
Can someone write what he says please ? It's very difficult to understand for me ^^
SeverusSnapeHeart 4 months ago
@SeverusSnapeHeart "Fairly basic needs. Pretty naughty." "Food, sex, me.. here now." "Good morning, my name's Alan. What's your name? Oh fine. Would you like to bend over this desk.. please?" "I think it's all incredibly important.. we have to do it for the human race to survive." "Well, yeah because you can do it.. pretty naughty.. in your pyjamas rather than a bow tie and uncomfortable shoes." ^_^
lellyumsX 4 months ago 26
@VanessaFairytale
Very, very true indeed :).
kakashi198726 4 months ago
@VanessaFairytale
HOT isnt even the word to describe him, i don't actually think there is a word to describe how smexy he is.<33
kakashi198726 4 months ago
@VanessaFairytale
GOD i love him so much!
You should message me sometime :)?
kakashi198726 4 months ago
@VanessaFairytale
You just described him perfectly m'dear!
He's the hottest 65 year old i know!
kakashi198726 4 months ago 2
@VanessaFairytale
Haha, oh God i love him!
To be honest i would skip the names completly and just get straight to bending over the desk.
kakashi198726 5 months ago
I WOULD SOOOOO BEND OVER THAT DESK FOR U!!!! :D I HAVE BEEN A NAUGHTY SLYTHERIN I NEED TO BE PUNISHED! :P
oliviathedragon 5 months ago
haha omg Alan is Naughty! :D
VictoryFire88 5 months ago
"Would you like to bend over this desk, please" is what the Snarry fangirls like to hear *snerk*
sorryranga1 5 months ago 6
@sorryranga1 - YES.
SolenmSerpent 5 months ago
why yes alan i would be glad to bend over for you and have you insert your wand up mine.
alicenlucy 5 months ago
I'd bend over anything for him *_* omg. Eargasm! If only :D
mlbaa 5 months ago
Major eargasm and orgasm at the same time.
I'd bend over a desk any time for him.
kakashi198726 5 months ago 5
I think...I'm starting to fall for Alan. lol God, he's so damn sexy!! ^^
scottevilindark 5 months ago 5
1000points 2 snape
MsMuggik 5 months ago 14
50 points to slytherin >:)
LadyBeatle 5 months ago 6
<3
Nannahe 5 months ago
oh fuck
fortheloveofrickman 5 months ago
10 points will be taken from slytherin.
specspecDEAD 5 months ago 2
No need to say please, mr. Rickman!
xalliie 5 months ago 5
Yes I would like to end over that desk Alan ;) god I love that man and his character Severus Snape xD
angelx993 5 months ago 2
I'm 18 but.......I'm totally attracted by him.OMG!
eletake 5 months ago 2
@eletake ... I'm 13...
xalliie 5 months ago 2
@eletake
I'm 18 too but ah what the heck, hes too attractive to not fall for!
kakashi198726 4 months ago
TAKE ME ALAN RICKMAN!!!! OOOOH BABY! <3 <3 <3
littlemisslalalauren 5 months ago
"would you like to bend over this desk? Please?" why yes i would! lol gods he's so sexy.
NightmarishlyWicked 5 months ago 3
i am currently a crying cumming puddle on the floor
fortheloveofrickman 5 months ago 5
*shakes with sexual frustration* god that man had singlehandedly made it impossible for me to like guys me own age . Just so sexy
heartmulgrew15 5 months ago 8
Once upon a time
Alan Rickman spoke.
His voice was so sexy
everyone died.
colleenlovesjames 5 months ago 218
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@colleenlovesjames What do you mean 'once'?
Kaiserhawk 4 months ago
Ohhhh im all yours daddy!xD omg..just pretend u never see this comment..i know watcha thinking too..u dirty minded freaks!:D
pizapizo 5 months ago
God I want that man!
TheVildee 5 months ago
Rofl yes I would take you up on that offer Alan!!!!!!!-3 even though your only a little younger than my grandfather.....0_0 rofl
Shawnashcroft12 5 months ago
Is there someone here who would agree with writing his speech in a comment please ?
For the foreign fangirls who can't really understand what he says, and who would REALLY like to do so
PLEEEASE
Leeloo219 5 months ago 3
BAM. You're pregnant now.
TimberWolfCub 5 months ago in playlist Alan Rickman sexiness 5
BOOM rickman-humor-'splosion...
food? sex? you? NOW!? YUSSSSSSS
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colleenlovesjames 5 months ago
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colleenlovesjames 5 months ago
All i heard was, food, sex, me, now...
TheHerdProduction 5 months ago
Can we take him up on that? Please? <3
shadowstrider43 5 months ago
I just got a new fav. vid. on here..
xalliie 5 months ago
i wanna fuck him!!!!!!!!!
rogueone666 5 months ago
What do you call the cutting of sentences into a clip?
justinlovespastry 5 months ago
:O M G xD
Sooo cool I never see Alan soooooo cool xD
Love him <3
mindfreakgirl1996 5 months ago
I cant believe this!!!!! If only I were having this conversation with him the sexy man of my dreams, and I can barely breathe and I really love Alan...who could resist this? *couch* *lily* *cough*...but he's all mine now...HEY YOU THERE! BACK OFF RIGHT NOW OR I'LL AVADA KEDAVRA YOUR ASS OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
sheifaz 5 months ago
oh my god. i sat there in shock the whole time. is this real life? my gods.
costasawlove 5 months ago
O_O......What?
AngelofMusic101 5 months ago
when he says: "NOW" and when he says: "PLEASE."
my heart skips a few beats.
ClementineManson48 5 months ago 3
@ClementineManson48
oh yeah mee to !!!! <3
mindfreakgirl1996 5 months ago
i think my jaw just dropped. O M G. *rapes the replay button* XD
h0n3y05 5 months ago
Oh... My goodneess.... I think my heart may have just stopped from the sexiness of that SOOO dirty comment.
PopRocksV 6 months ago
o.O
EarthChild815 6 months ago
lolol this is so funny xD He is one sexy man
XxgabriellabxX 6 months ago
I feel violated reading the comments.. -_-
pussylumpessru 6 months ago
LMFAO!
petrovaxo 6 months ago
Grrrrrrrrr ;)
What a sexy, sexy man ;) ;)
KattyyizzaCakeBomb 6 months ago
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sharylm 6 months ago
I like this very much but i still don't understand why he is saying this. Is it from random fans who asked him to say this ( hehe) or, well i have no others ideas.
CChedwige 6 months ago in playlist Alan Rickman
OH MY ALAN!
He is trying to kill me with that voice and saying those things.
But I don't mind!!! lol
EmmaJB95 6 months ago 10
hell yeah.
Qween324 7 months ago
FANTASTIC! thanks.
katisawriter 7 months ago
super crush on this man
teamchrissy 8 months ago
i cant hear it an i have surround sound on my computer
usernamedaniedmrg 8 months ago
me gusta
OTTTB 9 months ago
How did Lily ever refuse?!
JennaaMallonnn 9 months ago 134
@JennaaMallonnn He called her a mudblood. But maybe thats how he talks dirty, he could call me a mudblood any day ;)
xXDucky94 5 months ago 4
How did Lily ever refuse?!
JennaaMallonnn 9 months ago
food sex me here now. SURE!
Emilyywahl 9 months ago 2
to do that with alan in real time is a girls dream ^_^ if you love alan rickman that is
HaloTowerPower2000 10 months ago 8
Shit i cant breathe! too hot.
IceSingerLucy 10 months ago 3
" Food, sex, me here...now. " Yes please...And faster than immediately !!! LOL :-P
SARM71 10 months ago 5
If he said to me "Good morning my name is Alan how would you like to bend over this desk... please?!" I'd be out of my jeans, shirt, bra and knickers in like 0,5 seconds xD
Sexy sexy man xD It should be illegal to be this sexy :D
macakarte 11 months ago 7
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! :D
macakarte 1 year ago
.16-.30 is now my ringtone!!! =D
TheStephiecakes 1 year ago 2
Oh yeah I can die in peace now, he just told me to bend over lol God he is soo sexy and that voice! * bites lips*
Wizardintraining019 1 year ago
"Good morning, my name's Alan, what's your name? I'm fine, would you like to bend over this desk please?" Would I like to bend over that desk? Would I like to bend over that desk?! HELL YEAH!! ANYTIME!!
unnatural6edq 1 year ago 9
LOL ,:D
michaeljacksongrrl 1 year ago
XDXDXD oh my gosh!
sithempress07 1 year ago
HAHAHAHHAHA!!! I just DIED!! <3
MissBrice 1 year ago
Love it love it love it!!!
mandy198410 1 year ago
for you......anything!
lejardine 1 year ago 3
i would love to bend over on the desk
ILYMrAlanRickman 1 year ago
*is dying of laughter*
jdeppluver1599 1 year ago 5
OMG...this totally made my day...no wait it did my LIFE! lol just imagine him saying that in person...god let him have no mercy on me!
ramlious 1 year ago 7
OMG! LOL!!!! Ahh..... Me is horny right now.
MaferP0tter 1 year ago 7
@MaferP0tter Go talk to Allan..He'll tell you to bend over on the desk...lmao.
AnnaAnomaly 1 year ago
If he ever asked me that... believe me... the human race will be safe for the next million years... XD
Pachii37 1 year ago 15
The first time I saw this I was like 0.0 Now whenever I watch it I crack up. Very wishful thinking, but I <3 this anyway. :)
hogwartsluv 1 year ago
I was very grumpy just a minute ago, but after watching Alan say this, I can't help but release a giggle or two. :B
gondegoogoo 1 year ago
are you playing dbsk inb this?
jafacake09 1 year ago
umm wow... that is very strang ..... alan is awsome when i heard it i was like O.O
severussnape4evr 1 year ago
oh god alan...i need you now lol
Pinoy1oh1 1 year ago
pretty naughty..og så ser han helt brødebetynget ud! jeg må le!
lepulverfe 1 year ago
Ahaha!!! Yes, Very naughty indead.. :)
Could anyone tell me the name of this song?
5 STARS!!
EmoPrideGothBi 1 year ago
Seriously: I wouldn't care what he was doing to me - as long as he kept talking... *shivers*
HayleToTheHammer 1 year ago 5
Alan is the god of sexy
Alexa93artaker 2 years ago 6
I wouldn't mind getting VERY naughty with Alan at all! :)
hogwartsluv 2 years ago 5
Hahas, wouldn't mind being terribly naughty ^^ :p
gondegoogoo 2 years ago
I am willing to bet that Alan has seen thesee many vids, and the comments with them, and he is laughing his arse off right now. lol.
hogwartsluv 2 years ago 8
anyday baby!
do yáll think alan knows he is sexy? he never mentions it in his interviews. and nobody ever talks to him about his ultra HOT voice
grrrrr
thegr8st 2 years ago 4
That is the funniest thing I've seen in days
Bigfatbutterfly02 2 years ago
Without the pyjamas, please. Thank you very much. Next!
Zedwoman 2 years ago 4
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P.S. You sooooo need to do one like this with Brent Spiner. YUM!
Raea714 2 years ago
I. Am. Dying. LMFAO!!!!
Raea714 2 years ago 2
LMAO!!!! 5*!!
heathenmomma 2 years ago
No words can successfully confess what I feel right now. This....oh man. Alan is so delicious it hurts.
KissMeKillMe46 2 years ago
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We can do it pretty naughty in our pyjamas rather than a bowtie and uncomfortable shoes.
KimmKatt 2 years ago 3
(bends over desk) :)
lollipop69ness 2 years ago 8
Oh my! Wow! This is amazing!
RavenclawStudent 2 years ago
lol! hes such a naughty boy
bandit81795 2 years ago
@bandit81795 thats what scar said lol.
seastar567 5 months ago
looooooooooooooooool he's a real beast
Boimarin 2 years ago
R.O.F.L
Genius!
Evasively 2 years ago
'Good morning, my name's Alan, what's your name, I'm fine, would you like to bend over this desk please?'
Mmmm I would now you mention it ;)
slightlyrandom22 2 years ago 169
@slightlyrandom22 And he says "please", like he'd have to, right? I'd already be bent over that desk. LOL!
BKPitts100370 7 months ago 2
OHMGD. :O
Your comments are imba. xD
panksuzmuzhu 2 years ago
sry, what means "imba"?
sabserab 2 years ago
It's like, you know, "uber".
panksuzmuzhu 2 years ago 2
;-) thanks
sabserab 2 years ago
@sabserab imba=epic? O.o Epic fits lol
TheDrowWarrior1 1 year ago
Excellent. LMAO. :DDD
TheLanie1977 2 years ago