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  • I thought it was a monkey. LMAO!!!!!

  • They worked all day on some fucking cookies. I'm catholic but that's a little wacko to get that upset over some cookie manger scene.

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  • Sweet Dee defending a baby Jesus.

    What has the world come to!

  • christians are such losers

    larry is my god

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  • the son of god was a monkey? simply brilliant . . . .

  • I just watched this episode, LMAO.

  • LMFAO! Larry Is So Funny!

  • was that D from sunny in philedelpia ?

  • So he ate a jesus shaped cookie, its not the end of the world. larry is the man!

  • why would you turn your savior into something that's edible?

  • "I thought they were animal cookies" Classical Larry David

  • Sweet Dee was hilarious here with some great delivery and timing. 

  • "I thought that was all part of the zoo."

    Major LOL.

  • Those scmucks up there sure know how to repeat funny quotes from the video...

    Douchebags!))

  • I like how even if they were just animal cookies, he ate ALL of them! Didn't save any for anyone else, lmao.

  • this is so ME

  • larry david is a genius

  • "I thought that was all part of the zoo!" roflmao!

  • Sweet dee on curb!

  • 0:56 "I thought he was a monkey". Hmm... subtle evolution joke? XD

  • I was clicking through CYE videos and saw one called "Larry eats jesus" I knew I had to watch it

  • the "son of god" wasn't a monkey

    he was a fucking con artist

    suck it down

  • These people are fucking psychos.... What, you need to have jesus cookies to enjoy Christmas? Right....

  • kaitlin olsen is awesome in this...completely takes over the scene

  • @dragon84 thank you!!! It's not Larry David who's a schmuck. Well sometimes lol. It's everyone around him who is really uptight and bizarre.

  • People eat Jesus every time they take communion. Bunch of cannibals if you ask me

  • "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ON CHRISTMAS DAY!?"

    Celebrate it like everyone else does, without a cookie manger scene, you stupid bitch.

    I love this show, Larry is surrounded by the worst people in the world.

  • @marketh2 truth

  • @marketh2 I am a Christian and I agree with the ridiculousness of this scene. Some people of my religion get cooky during the holidays

  • Haha That's Dee Reynolds from "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"!

  • Jesus Christ is not an animal! hahahah

  • LOL! "I thought it was part of the zoo".

  • "you just swallowed our lord and saviour" xD

  • Dee Reynolds knows which shows are the best out there today. The actor is a part of this show and Sunny in Philadelphia.

  • I'm catholic and I find this funny. Love this show.

  • Is that sweet dee??

  • @DrPoon yes

  • That is pure genius - 'I thought he was a monkey.' 'You thought the son of god was a monkey!?'

  • And the moral of the story is; don't make graven images out of cookie dough.

  • dee is pissed

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  • HAHAAHAHAHAH i can totally see him doing this for real

    lol i thought he was a monkey

  • Some people eat wafers and drink wine to symbolize the body and blood of Christ. Next to that eating a cookie is nothing.

  • Oh Larry!

  • "I thought that was all part of the zoo"

  • I just love his shrug as he walks down the stairs at :34 seconds.

    every little thing he does is just so hilarious!

  • 'I thought he was a monkey!!!'

  • let's all be great to each other folks, we're all in this together...

  • People making Jew comments are misguided... it's not like Larry is a die-hard Jew. In fact, I remember a whole season dedicated to the triviality of being a "born again". David is a genius who isn't afraid to leave no stone unturned... I have nothing against faith, but if you're ignorant and naive enough to have fundamentalist beliefs and are really touchy and pious, then you're the very subject of Curb's ridicule in this episode.

  • hell yea eat that fucking jesus

  • lol i absolutley cry with laughter everytime i watch curb but i have to say that altough it is a comedy it should be realised that if it were a christian who ate god or any symbolism of their idea of a messiagh it would be deemed anti-sematic and not aired. Thats not right. still funny as hell though lol

  • It is just a sitcom but it's a deliberate and insulting attack on Christianity intended to be funny. Only jews could get away with this.

  • @mervin233 incorrect. "Only jews could get away with this." Jews are the most attacked race in the world. was there a holocaust for African-Americans? No. Christians? No. Muslims? No. If you think this an attack to Christians, go watch any other sitcom on ABC, CBS, or CW and see what kind of jokes are made about Jews. You don't see Jews crying about it. Do you?

  • @DavidJavid Jewish is a religion, not a race. And you are so incorrect about being the most attacked race in the world. Don't make mindless arguments and made up statistics that don't exist you ignorant piece of shit.

  • people at church eat what represents jesus, so what's the difference?

  • "jesus christ was not an animal, alright?"

    actually, jesus was an animal. human beings are a species of animal. larry david is a genius and i support the consumption of christians' lord and savior

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  • " I thought that was all part of the zoo" Haaaaaaaaaaaa!

  • jajajajajajajja

  • yea that goddamn jesus!!

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  • part of the zoo ??AHAH

  • "YOU ATE OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR?!?!"

    LD: "Whaaat? I, I thought he was a monkey." HAHAHA

  • 1:12

    oh god,larrys face!

  • I know some people are offended by this...I was raised Catholic...I'm sorry this is just so funny

  • ....XD

  • lol

  • "i thought he was a monkey"

    lmao

  • Hilarious! I wish somebody would post the scene where Larry gets into a fight with the guy in front of the manger

  • who the fuck has a manger scene made out of cookies anyways? haha this show is pure genius. love larry david!

  • Fuck them. Cookies are for eating and any sane, cookie-loving person would have done what Larry did.

  • JESUS DIED FOR MY APPETITE HEHE

  • I thought that was all part of the zoo.

  • SWEET D!!!!!!

  • @CKmothafucker SWEET D CAN SUCK MY DICK NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADEPHIA.

  • BEST SHOW EVER! cant wait for season 8

  • after a while the constant contrived anger gets really really boring

  • Really, no Jew joke?

  • For fuck sakes they're just cookies! Jesus was a cookie and he was delicious! 

  • "I....Thought he was Monkey."

  • "...the toasted coconut was hay...the barn...?"

    I swear to god Larry is more sane than the nut jobs he hangs around with on a daily basis. Including his family sometimes.

  • I thought Jesus Christ was a monkey. lol

  • "You just swallowed out lord and savior!!" LMAO

  • "Jesus Christ is not an animal!!!"

    God I love this show.

  • I thought it was part of the zoo!

  • This is ABSOLUTELY my, and my family's favorite scene from this series. Just finished the 6th season on DVD. Wonderful. I will be as sad when this series is over as when the cast of Seinfeld said their farewells.

  • i thought he was a monkey! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • lmao

  • thouse cookies look yummy.

  • anyone who gets pissed off about this, LIGHTEN UP!

    THEY ARE FUCKING COOKIES!

  • lol I love that sad trombone music that starts playing when Larry gets himself into shit.

  • imagine if some one actually went through all the crap larry david goes through in this show. they would probably have committed suicide already

  • I would have eaten it even if I knew it was jesus

  • zoo hahaha

  • the son of god was a monkey lol

  • luv Larry 4 a laugh ALWAYS makes me giggle out loud lol

  • this may be my favorite curb clip of all time...larry and kaitlin olsen are at the top of their games...too many funny quotes

    "you swallowed our lord and savior"

    "i thougth he was a monkey!"

    "the son of god is not a monkey!"

  • Larry David is Jesus - just doing his own thing and always having to apologise to angry weirdos

  • "you just swallowed our lord and saviour" hahaha

  • I thought he was a monkey. Genious

  • @j3parrots  thats genius?

  • "I thought that was all part of the zoo", effin' brilliant!

  • which one is becky

  • Larry David comes off as pretty reasonable compared to the insane people he's around. lol

  • @dragoon84 hahaha, he does, but Sheryll makes a good point "Why would we have a zoo on Christmas day?"

    And that is precisely what makes the show so great for me, he IS extremely reasonable (I agree with nearly everything he does) but there is a small bit of selfishness and irrationality in his actions.

    Peace!

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  • I thought that was all part of the zoo!

    XD !

  • you know, no one seemed to mind this, but when he pees on jesus, everyone gets upset. i dont see the big deal

  • "You thought the son of god was a monkey?" XDD

  • "Jesus Christ is not an animal"

    For years to piss off christians

    Jesus was a mammal.

    A primate to be exact.

    And yes if he did live, he most likely had a penis.

  • "larryyy"....."Whaaaat!!" when he's getting up out of bed

  • Hey, Dee from Always Sunny! Great actor and a great clip :3

  • @halodude1177

    Oh crap you're right it IS Dee!

  • I thought he was a monkey! hahaha. inadvertedly a plug for evolution. Way to go larry!

  • That's tremendous. LD hits all the politically incorrect stuff.

  • Can't people just enjoy Larry eating the baby Jesus and his mother Mary without spouting all the religious bullshit? It's a sitcom lighten up.

  • @miketodd67 i thoght he was jew from a an ep i havw saw before the wedding

  • @miketodd67 You ate the son of God? No I ate the virgin marry! LMAO Well bitch came fresh out the oven with sandals!

  • @miketodd67 Times like this I love to think of what MTV did with that Christmas comercial.

  • @miketodd67 no,they can't ! It's been drummed into their heads since childhood. it's an illness.

  • @miketodd67 well said!! they need to cut the shit. jesus isn't even real anway lol.

  • "i thought he was a monkey! lmfao!

  • I loved that line.

  • How government corruption--"keeping people in line"--works in reality: Hillary Clinton's pollster, Mark Penn, received 6000000 taxpayer dollars in stimulus money to save 3 jobs at his public relations firm, Burson-Marsteller. Mark Penn, is also president of the polling firm Penn, Schoen and Berland Associates, which did work for Hillary's campaign in 2008. Free markets and freedom of association are better than the kind of crap we're getting from Obama.

  • Religion's a great way to keep people in line. Look at the Church of Al Gore and Latter Day Environuts! Those tyrannical Global Warming people in Copenhagen recognize the value of religion--they invented their own and are using it to acquire the power to keep us all in line via international laws and treaties. What a bunch of presumptuous, know-it-all busybodies!

  • Free markets and freedom of association keep people in line, but you have to accept imperfection. A system in which law keeps people in line leads inevitably to tyranny, because law's administered by people, who need to be kept in line. The tyrant's first step is to point out that he can't keep everybody in line without more power to keep people in line, so he gets more power. Still can't do it, so he gets more power... All the while, he selects who to exert power against. Corruption worsens.

  • @grexample Wow...you seem like an absolutely delightful person. Thanks for sharing.

  • The Crusades were a governmental response to incessant Muslim attacks--an attempt to lay down a cultural foundation for security and stability. (A foundation for peace and tolerance would have to wait, social technology being so primitive in those days.)

  • I just wanna point out that it's Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...

    that is all

  • @SchizoCalamity Oh Yeah Dee, thanks for pointing her out. Now I recognize her voice

  • "You just swallowed our lord and savior."

  • Blah, blah, blah this is a sitcom how did the comments turn into a theological discussion. Step away from the computer and go read a good book... or THE good book if you prefer. Save the sermons for Sunday.

  • thank you

  • AMEN !

    thanks for that reply -that was pretty, preetty, preeettty, good !

  • Socrates was killed like a bug for his moralizing because there was no inherent morality in the heart of the Athenians against doing such. Christianity hadn't arrived yet. Only when a base population of Christians were running the levers of government 1400 years later was it possible to challenge slavery and not be squashed like a bug. Even the Quakers faced serious persecution for their agenda, which is why they left for America. But they didn't leave without making decisive Anglican inroads.

  • Atheists get so mad when you dare to point out the "trivial" fact that Christians interpreting their Bible in a new way managed to get slavery--an institution of immense secular value and tens of thousands of years old--nearly completely eradicated from planet Earth in just a couple hundred years by convincing their fellow Christians in England (the world's super power) that it was an unChristian practice. Atheists prefer to ignore such facts pretend the world was peaceful before Christianity.

  • i thought they were animal cookies! lmao

  • That's a straw-man argument. The only people who believe that's how the Bible "should" be interpreted are atheists--a sign of where you went wrong. The OT appeared long before there were Christians. It was Jewish law. The coexistence of Catholics and Protestants (not to mention Muslims)shows how wrong you are about the Bible being some rigid law. Rather, it's an object for personal contemplation. Always has been. Quakers started the abolitionist movement through their interpretation of the Bible

  • You're entitled to your own opinion but youre not entitled to your own facts, in this case historical facts. I have better things to do with my time than argue against a straw man some stupid atheist has constructed. Your argument's fraudulent. That has been thoroughly exposed here. You obviously haven't even read my posts here about the American south so why bother? Id recommend you view all comments and catch up but its obvious now youre prone to getting things wrong.

  • You're not going to convince anyone at this point--even atheists with a good head on their shoulders. Yours is a straw man argument.

  • It's a good thing you're an atheist, because you'd be an utterly Islamic Christian. Stay right where you are, my friend!

  • Christianity is based entirely on the bible. The bible is emphatically pro-slavery. Therefore christians who are anti-slavery are going against the their dogma.

    This is not a logical fallacy or a straw man argument. This is merely simple logic and common sense that any child could understand but apparently you cannot.

  • So when did the last Christian die?

  • 6 of those 7 examples of the bible's pro-slavery stance were from the NT, I didn't think I had to point that out but I now see I should have. The question I keep asking you is what in the bible could anyone possibly interpret as being anti-slavery?

    You see coexistence and harmony between the world's religions? What planet are you on?

  • wow you complete idiot. defending religion with logic.

    that's even dumber than believing it on blind faith.

    you make all religious nuts look stupider for having spoken.

  • With stupid comments like that, atheists come off as presumptuous, egotistical, bigoted ingrates. Gaze into your crystal ball and tell us of a world without religion! I doubt you could successfully reengineer the planet. Leftists want to reinstitute slavery in the guise of Statism, where the people are slaves of the State. They hate the Christian values that throw a monkey wrench into their plans for us all, so Christianity must go!! It's the only way to impose Statism, a form of slavery.

  • In the real world, slavery came to be viewed as an evil thing because of Christianity. Before the Quakers, both secular and religious moralists around the world accepted human bondage as requiring no special moral justification. Without Christianity, there's absolutely no reason to believe you'd consider slavery evil today at all. That belief didn't come out of thin air. It was passed down from the Quakers and is based on NOTHING but their interpretation of the Bible you mock.

  • Stonewall Jackson was a devout christian and, unlike you, actually read the bible. He believed the creator had sanctioned slavery, and man had no moral right to challenge its existence

    It is dishonest of you to cite the Quakers opposition of slavery without addressing the fact that many devout christians interpreted the bible as giving justification for slavery.

    I have given you many examples of the bible's pro-slavery bent, but you cannot cite one example of the bible saying anything against.

  • Slavery was banned because of Christianity. Is there anything else good that might come from it? It would be pretty presumptuous to answer "No." That was a pretty major contribution, don't you think? It was because of their religion that you think slavery's wrong. You inherited that. It had never occurred to anyone before the Quakers began a religious revolt against the State. Christ ended slavery. Irrefutably, mysteriously in a way having nothing to do with your interpretation of the Bible.

  • Christians believe that only members of their cult can live forever with Jesus, the magic Jew, while non-believers will be tortured in a lake of fire for eternity. How ironic that a cult member such as yourself would label atheists as presumptuous, egotistical and bigoted.

    My crystal ball tells me that in a world without religion the twin towers would still be standing.

    It seems to me that "christian values" are always on the side of restricting freedoms, not expanding them.

  • But would there ever have been twin towers? It was Catholic monks that preserved the cultural treasures of Ancient Greece, Rome and Egypt---especially the arabic numeral system that made all subsequent developments in math and science possible that led to the creation of those towers. Secularists never would have had the foresight at that time period to preserve something that had little secular application at the time. Would man have ever developed a conscience without religion to ban slavery?

  • Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.

  • 100% true. but the alternative is to let a power structure guide every aspect of everyone's lives.

    fight and fail quickly and send a message.. or sit idly by and fail slowly and send the message that everything is ok the way it is.

  • It was the Renaissance that brought the world back to civilization with its emphasis on science and secularism after the dark ages that were presided over by your filthy religion. How dare you give religion credit for the advancement of civilization when the church imprisoned Galileo and burned Giordano Bruno at the stake.

    The fact that you cherry-pick the good parts of the bible and ignore the parts I have highlighted is proof that our morality is innate and does not come from religion.

  • If morality is innate, how is it that slavery as an institution, while older than Islam, Christianity, Budhism and Hinduism, was practiced all over the world yet never challenged by any of the great moralists--neither secular nor religious--until the Quakers did so as an act of faith? Answer: Slavery has undeniable secular value--free labor. The morality that got it banned was invented by Quakers. It was Christianity in England, the largest slave-trading nation in the world at the time (1740s).

  • The Quakers were joined in the abolitionist movement by rationalist thinkers of the Enlightenment.

    If you believe morality is not innate then that means you believe that if it were not for religion you would be a liar, a thief, a rapist, a killer and a slave owner. I am sorry to see you have such a low opinion of yourself. Thank god the Quakers came along and "invented" your morality.

  • The first recorded case of anti-slavery prose was the Socratic dialogue in the 4th century BC. Compare that with Jesus fawning over a Roman centurion slave owner. I guess that blows your theory that Quakers were the first to challenge slavery straight to hell.

  • There were many Socratic dialogues. It's a genre. Which writing are you referring to? Socrates appears as a fictional character in the Socratic dialogues of Plato. Plato is on record for having justified slavery. Socrates wasn't a writer. We only know about him through the writings of Plato. And we wouldn't have the writings of Plato had they not been preserved for us by Christian monks, the only people capable of preserving such things when they did--another great contribution of Christianity.

  • "Slavery is a system of outrage and robbery" - Socrates.

    The fact that Socrates may not have existed at all in no way diminishes the philosophical ideas attributed to him. Not so with cristianity. If Jesus did not exist, your entire religion is a lie. There is very little evidence for the existence of Jesus or Socrates.

    How dishonest of you to highlight the few good things christianity has done and ignore the mountain of evil it has brought.

  • The words from which that was translated were written by Plato. A character in a work by Plato said that. Plato himself, when he wasn't writing fiction, justified slavery as part of natural law. Socratesanity failed to abolish slavery. Christianity accomplished the task. Is abolishing slavery really just something to be dismissed as one of a "few good things" Christianity has done? I think that's one of the greatest achievements of mankind and I don't think they're finished yet doing good.

  • Your bible too justifies slavery as part of god's law, does it not also deserve derision? The Quakers with the help of secularists abolished slavery. Yet you give christianity the credit for the work of 1 sect without condemning all the other christian sects that were pro-slavery.

    A christian cult doing some good is a major achievement in light of the crusades, inquisitions, countless religious wars, child molesting priests, etc. That does not change the fact that your religion is false.

  • Christianity had to permeate the populace before the spark of freedom could ignite. That was demonstrated when Socrates was squashed like a bug for his moralizing. Christianity was like a Trojan Horse for freedom. As part of the fabric of British society, it lay there like a planted bomb. Then the Quakers lit the fuse. Religion works in ways you don't appreciate.

  • Your Quaker example is just an aberration and not proof that christianity is always on the side of freedom and human rights.

    St. Augustine and Thomas Aquinas both wrote that anyone contradicting church doctrine should be tortured and/or killed. St. Sir Thomas More was made the patron saint of lawyers in 2000. More burned 6 people at the stake for the crime of being protestants. These are christianity's greatest thinkers. How dare you correlate your disgusting religion with freedom?

  • The morality against slavery you cherish is a remanent of the old Christian-dominated days you despise. You should renounce that idea that was slipped to you by evil Christians and take a stand for enslaving weaker people. That is the way of the atheists who promote Statism, which is slavery of the people to the State run by elistists like Obama who think they're qualified to remake the world.

  • Again, I gave you 7 examples of the bible's pro-slavery stance while you cannot give me one example of the bible saying anything against slavery. The fact that 1 of the dozens of christian sects took a stand against slavery means nothing to me. Jesus himself accepted slavery, for god's sake.

  • u r right. muslims attacked because of their fight against christianity dating back to the crusades. a world with no religion would be a world of peace we would just need to upgrade the law by far to keep people in line.

  • stupid comments like what?

    what a surprise. someone who disagrees with you is seen as stupid.

    you must have the correct opinion on every single issue just like everyone else.

    also, liberals are more interested in increasing the size of the federal government. it's the right that wants to empower the states.

    both are fairly idiotic, roughly on par with how idiotic religion is in general.

    oh wait. what i just said disagrees with you. it must be a stupid comment betraying a stupid opinion. lol

  • I used "State" in a way you are unaccustomed to.