LIVE YOURSELF TO DEATH

[Ja1Mac]

2:10 I was scratchin my arse LOL

[JamesJCWH]

"Start exercising a bit, and stop eating so much shit!" That fucking RULES! Words to live by!

[mrgimp420]

'Be seeing you!'  -Death

[watchoutbush]

good work deek , from one of your landless peasant fuk followers.

just one question for mr jackson: i have been doing a media black out in my house for the last 5 months, and i have not shit an i pod now for nearly a month! is this normal? thanks.

[Superwayne11elf]

"being hit by a boss" :D

this guy rulez :>

[JDurden33]

this should be on tv. the funny thing is - people think this is all youtube stuff, but everything he's saying IS THE FUCKING TRUTH. the war on terror poo is nothing but a poo. thefourthbombdotcom

[TheKiemaster]

4:20 - i did not undertand can somone clafiy please.

[watchoutbush]

@TheKiemaster he just said he did not want to spoil the surprise ' of what comes after death. hope that helps ya.

[hufclufc]

@TheKiemaster We come from nothing, and go back to nothing. Enjoy the ride in between,mate.

[nuttfugger]

FAGGOT

[slyj76]

"death...stopping old people from bothering us" aaahahahaha very nice 

[YouNoop]

lmao

[realdenni199]

hahah 0:18

never gets old!

[damotbh]

snowflake?? wtf

[realdenni199]

No welcome to the fuckin news

[juliaheartz]

Lets Eat And drink and be Merry

do the desires we wanted!!! Whats the deference for tomorrow we die?

how sad T_T i want Eternal Life ^_^ i want to live Eternal just what Jesus Christ promise to me!!!

i have come that might have life,and that might have more abundantly!!!

yes that promises is true living Eternal live is not just a dream but true!!

For Look i sow New Heavens And Earth and only those who believe will living their Eternal Joy!!

[DANTHETUBEMAN]

fkn deak, i am ditch fill 4 happy camps in the usa!!! mass craves save money gud 4 soil. 2/3erd pop reduckion is multy porng indiscrimanent death, maga maga death. so easy two manage and profit of a fue hundred thousand 4 ages. my famly tree will make good slaves 4 1wo.

[scorphicus]

do you want to know ereything about The New World Order, FEMA and the implementation of Martial Law???---------------->>NWO-TR­UTH,COM

[Psikonort]

@scorphicus I think you could be missing the point scorphious,(mind you its FKN confusing with how much bollocks is out there spreading this disinformation, Always take everyrghing you see hear and read with a good pinch of salt (except this of course) With Respect & humility (which is hard when tour as wonderful as me) MC Mtstik

[shockolanu]

Death is not old fashioned, it is old school. Let Famine come!

[humbleamericangenius]

Absolutely hilarious.  Death speak so much truth.

[bad4ever2001]

'Call me a traditionist...call me old fashioned...but I love a good famine!'

Man, I laughed so hard at that. So much FKN awesome this show is.

[99minerkc]

Do you want to worship the Grim Reaper(Satan)for all eternity? Do you want your flesh to bubble and cook due to the heat of Hell? Do you want to burn for eternity? No, of course not, then I must say to you, get on your knees now and ask your master to forgive you of your sins! Start worshipping Jesus and you will be bless and will worship your savior of r all eternity!!

[Hean]

Actually i'd love to worship them for eternity. I'd love to have my flesh bubble and cook due to the heat of hell! I'd friggin love to burn for eternity!

[99minerkc]

Dear Jesus forgive this wretched piece of filth of a sinner for he does not know what he is thinking! Turn this wretched man into a glowing, loving, sensitive, caring man of God! I pray this in THY POWERFUL NAME RIGHT NOW! Be gone Satan and stay away! Okay, all you have to do now Hean is accept the free gift of salvation and you have a place in the Kingdom of God(heaven)

[Hean]

Mnah, i'm good with Satan if he exsisted <8D

Fucking hell, either you'd be an O.K. troll or else you're just too stupid to face the facts~ What good has god ever done hm? Nothing! People claim that were cured by god, oh? Was it not the scientists and doctors who helped them? Let's say someone prays everyday and they win in the lottery, they thank god. - If you take a card-deck and keep praying for drawing a card with hearts on, it'll happen at some point, it's the same. You're lost, not me <3~

[99minerkc]

Wow! You make good points! What can I say? Thanks for your profound insight! I especially like the example with the scientists/doctors!

[RenegadeTimes]

This "insight" is exactly the reason American's get ripped off HUGE ...HUGE by Wall St. Either this...or they really are quite dumb..you be the judge lol

[Gawndoggin]

HA ha ha you funnier than this guy! Have you not heard a word that Deek just said? SAD.

[99minerkc]

Dude, I was messing around rofl!!

[zoomboost]

I laughed SO MUCH !!!! watching this video!!!

This is an awsome video!!!! t

[zoomboost]

"you're a busy imaginary being, so I'll get straight to the point" LOL LOL ah ah ah ah

awsome!!!!

[terran236]

lol i love how this guy gives the fucking news. As negative as they are he still dances, fuken lol! Keep it up! definitely added to favorites.

[RenegadeTimes]

His dancing and acting absurb is actually his way of telling the world how absurbly stupid they really are...he does a fine job at that..! Good vid ~

[terran236]

Agreed, I would probably watch the news more if they had some blunt humor like this guy; Instead they have the usual robotic yawn-inspiring anchormen and women.

[thorrin70]

Mc Donalds feeding every fucking one of them. man that shit never gets old

[pewterbot9]

Well done, mate! I just discovered your channel yesterday, and this was the first video I saw by you. Brilliant! I just subscribed, and look forward to viewing all your shows over the next few weeks.

[Panther2051]

haahah yeah fuck obama and america

[lostwun347]

in that case..fuck the world..fuck life..might as well look forward to death..i do..at least obama is trying..fall the fuck back.

[Hindsight2o2o]

watch?v=ZZCEOW0-vVw :-)

[mldnathai]

Choking on sausage?

*gasp*

*gag*

*argh!*

[seaofclay]

Reincarnation! Try stopping that...

[thrashermario]

oh nose!!!!

[Whorulesnow]

Ooooo!! That death guy is so big and strong. I love the way he threatens me with the truth. He's all not man.

[billkushandfriends]

final deathtination

[worldoperator]

re-enter eternity ... no way out. the only way out of death/eternity is to be trapped in a time-causality loop .. just hope you're trapped in a long one else ..oh shit, that would be eternity also , AH ! ...we're all trapped forever and ever. life=death=eternity=torture . zZOZz

[ericineffible]

Not true.  The Buddha was enlightened beyond birth and death. He woke up. We just need to wake up from this dream of existence through spiritual practice. It''s been done and is still happening. OOOHMMM

[mmirving]

this guy fucking rules

[naturecollision]

"poverty adjustment" hehhe, youre so good ^^

[blujufirst]

They're yelling in Baton Rouge!

[hellboy17x2]

lol, i laugh my ass off whenever one of them come on!

[JohnSNeely]

Brilliant!

Death seems quite a nice chap, not full of himself like you would have thought, you can at least speak to him man to man.

[Psikonort]

@JohnSNeely Yes I agree I thought he was very decent chap, and would rather have a night out on the town with death rather than that Son of a witch (AKA God) who is just about the most murderous intolerant Dictator the world has ever been unfortunate to have hoisted on it by The Bible

[dgleason2]

thanks for a refreshing perspective.....

all news should be so honest.

[gawdbox]

Famine, pestilence and DEATH. Three of the four horseman normally found at your local McDonalds.

[uberjim83]

I hate when I feel like yelling at the tv.

[Desireex0x0]

hahaha

[andleech]

<--Coming from a straight Male:

I love You, Deek

[pewterbot9]

<--Coming from a gay Male:

I love him too, hands off! :P

[sanluispuggle]

Hilarious.. the TV news is such a joke now.. who believes that crap?

[Gabor4u]

LOL so funny

[dfjpr]

best news show around.

[makeusayuhnanawnanaw]

"exercise a bit and stop eating so much shit"........LOL!!! you guys are funny!

[theroyaleyeofhorus]

lol 5*

[darknike1]

whooo dudde! death is on tv radicaaaalllll

really i enjoy this one and ''Death oh Death''

is normal but taxes f*** taxes.

[NotOurCause]

BobHaulk--according to your videos you jerk off a lot to comic books

[BobHaulk]

well i wiz tired of using a photo of your gran

[mattsnow81]

You are right, we should do something while we are still alive!

[NotOurCause]

Great video ! 5 stars ,butt fuck man u know the

people are waking up n realizing mainstream media is just evil ,main stream tv is just pure evil ,govt is gone into panicky propaganda mode its total panick for govt ,,,,,people just need to know the facts and they are smart enough to figure out the truth ,the truth is rising

[BobHaulk]

The people aint "waking up" that's just loser, wishfull thinking for saying that everybody will one day agree with me. How come you are 'awake" and others aren't ? Mmm, oh it's just another conspiracy fool with the mentality of a teenager.

The earth is a rough old place and being an internet rebel with slight left wing tendencies yet spouting right wing ideals ala alex jones etc always cracks me up.

Since it's sunday i think i will go wash my Mercedes while listening to Michael Bolton

[TheAppliantologist]

Yeah Bob, I agree with the NotOurCause post.. you are sounding pretty homo about now.

[BobHaulk]

So when we've defeated the NWO will we turn on the homosexuals ? they not allowed to be part of this brave new word.

[superfisto]

YES!

5/5

[Hroark7]

Fantastic!!! & lets all applaude Craig Paul Roberts.....lets all suport his books (because he has been marginalized)

Infowars & cuttingthroughthematrix

[bogesk]

Classic Deek, well done, yet again.

[bcpoo]

you should be in goverment because youre the only truth ive heard for years,,thanx great video

[DavidAKZ]

Bring back the Grim Reaper

[DocFarnoff]

Deek, that interview with The Grim Reaper was priceless!

[lonewolfmtnz]

Is BobHaulk actually the Grim Reaper himself but without the costume, or just the feces extruded from the death rider's orifice. It's so hard to tell.

[BobHaulk]

That's what i like about you conspiracy fools, it's your tolerance for others. Your intolerance for those who don't think like you is EXACTLY the same as the intolerance the ruling elite have for the public. I bet you're sitting there smoking dope, listening to rock tunes and bitching about the world to random dongs on the internet. It's time to stop being teenagers and step up to the plate.

I'd rather be the shit of the grim reaper than a sad, lonely wanker like you.

[lonewolfmtnz]

Hey Boob (Greg), that ringing sound in your head is a wrong FKN number, that whooshing sound you perceive is but an echo of your willful delusions.. Get back on your meds. ` yours truly, rockin' stoned wanker

[BobHaulk]

thanks for using my name. next time you do i will print your email and skype number

[gekkkehuis]

please do so hahahahahaha

[Drexxle]

no weather, i always look forward to the weather deek.

[LiquidMetalBand]

lol where did you get that costume?

[regsarah]

This man keeps getting better and better

[abboooody]

great points about the "war on terror"

*****

[xNewWorldOdor]

no sites linking this video ? lol

[bodymachineuk]

Views: 922

Star Rating: 5

THANKS YOU DEEK! x

[skunkace]

Your funny Deek!

[PascalMiranda]

I love FKN News

[Puzzoozoo]

FKN good. 5 *

[erbeeflower]

fkn news is like the behaviour of quarks

[billkushandfriends]

he still got my fart 6 stars

[504pro]

you are born to die, but how you spend your life and what you enjoy is up to you. so what if someone cant entertain themselves. there is some that can. I say know you will die, so enjoy it everyday.....

[sweenigami]

keep up the good work deeko

[captainspaulding17]

was that you doing an imitation of death or has death been doing an imitation of you all this time?

[rossyboy1000]

The bird flu album !!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!

[Chikavelli]

that was awesome.. especially with the Mckdawlnalds hat.... man..... it's sad!

Glad to be aware...

[DavidAKZ]

Thanks. Your from Edinburgh right?

[fknnewz]

Dunfermline, Fife nr Edinburgh

[jambamz]

@fknnewz christ hope it's no scabby abbey? lol, seriously though, excellent work!

[RuudschMaHinda]

your best ever

[jdrizd2]

Well it must be interesting stuff that I didn't hear! LOL....

[jdrizd2]

4 sum reason. this video was permanently halted on my comp screen at 6:51. I think that that is extremely unusual....

[elwind45]

and we are all fucked its your fault(boob oh i mean BOB) and its getting worst (go back to sleep bob, its just the giant sausage stcking out your gahb) fucken wank.

[BobHaulk]

listening to the likes of you puts me to fucking sleep.

The only thing going up my ass is the strap-on me wife fucks me in the ass with.

[BobHaulk]

The snow is much more fun than the fkn newz, you can slide,throw snowballs, make snowladies, it's pretty to look at, old people die cause they slip on the way to the co-op. What kind of weather will it take to stop the bleating hearts of all you liberal, namby pamby, bed wetting, conspiracy fools.

I for one don't fear death for one second because i know that jeezuz loves me, yes he does. I've been to the crossroads and made my deal .

I don't want to live forever and don't forget to poke her.

[BobHaulk]

you are a hippy

[darko2112]

I applaud your satirical usage of FACTS...Very well Done

[MCOGBDOG]

pretty interesting thoughts on the snow, i live in the middle of that blizzard and you are right

[Coughline5]

I've got News 10 Now where I live, they're just as bad over here, they cover every death, and fall over all the major news networks and repeat what they say

[terr547]

Cannot state enough just how refreshing it is to hear someone who says EVERYTHING... EXACTLY... as it is. It's so fucking obvious. I don't know why people continue to deny it... well, their dogmas I suppose. There's no way to argue around it.

[Krigarkaj]

people deny it cause theyre sheep :(

[BobHaulk]

PEople who call other people sheep, i find, are usually self important bores who can't grasp the fucking idea that we all have different thoughts and want everybody to agree with them. It's the mentality of the playground. Then what do i expect when you probably believe every fucking word that comes out the mouth of the fkn newz. You do know he works for BAE and has a shrine in his house for Ronald Regan

[Krigarkaj]

LOL, you are an inversion of everything good then

i think that this fkn newz is a bit of annoying, even if much of this shitty is true,

[powerslave71]

who doesn't have a shrine for Ronald Reagan in their house?

[7rekker]

Death: "It's not my place to give advice... but it wouldn't hurt to exercise a bit and stop eating so much $hit..."

Priceless

[jokerbookshop]

"choking on a sausage" LOL

[look2leap4]

I like eating shit! Wait... yes, that is true.

[Psy0pAgent]

One of the best of the best.

[crazedmystic]

ah FUCK... so a WOW... Deaths standing right next to me looking at his/her watch!!! what the hell does that mean? Ah fuck it... bartender give me another drink ;)

[livinginoneness9]

lol random

[LTBL88]

watching this show high vs watching tv sober is like being in reality vs the twilight zone

[lonewolfmtnz]

Ring around the rosie,

A pocket full of posies,

Ashes! Ashes!

We all fall down!

[lyden2006]

I already talked to death , he's not touching me today. So I'm not worried about it. =)

[cybersphere]

FKN news really has its finger on the pulse. Paul Craig Roberts is a great writer, and I'm pleased to see him mentioned here.

[crazedmystic]

I'm gonna go get drunk & smoke a pack of cigs... God I love death ;)

[WildBillVT74]

Hey fellow Americans, start stocking up on canned food and ammo now, you may not have any in the future, or money worth anything to buy it.

[lordblazer]

hmmmmm I live in Japan though XD. canned food is too much money. It isn't like back at home in oklahoma. XD

[anonbtardgif]

you shouldnt get canned food it has Bisphenol-A read up on it

[batflies]

grim sounds like deek, i ain't dying damnit.

[simplymiiiiii]

lol

[lyden2006]

He could be making a list for you right now. =)

[skyarcher]

If u live in populous city in Britain, would you like to be nuked this coming summer??

London Telegraph has just predicted/introduced lovely death plan ... like panorama predicted exactly/introduced 7/7 bombings a year before it happened

/watch?v=pgJxNqvLVhA

[lyden2006]

Pick a city is all that it comes down to.

-Ly

[simplymiiiiii]

yay I'm the first to comment!! =] lol great video. 5 like always!

[GlasgowGlobal]

FK ITS TEH FKN NEWZ!!!