Team Fortress 2 - Spycrabs and You!

[Rampage470]

Any chance we could have that 2fort_crabnight map?

[theisdarkstar]

save the spycrabs!



[TheStarwarsnerd3]

A sniperdile teaching a hippo crate about spycrabs. seems legit.

[ZiggyR2750]

@MASKIN321 This isn't gmod.

[theisdarkstar]

@MASKIN321

not g mod



[mooman55311]

i saw a blu one the other day. >.>

[applejax89]

I am dead serious when I see a spycrab coming I blow up my Sentry so it doesn't kill him. Even if it's Level 3

[Shadowsonic6666]

today i was banned from a server for being a spycrab. bitches just jealous of my spycrab swagga

[TimbaWolf65]

I had to pause this video because I was laughing so hard XD I love Spy Crabbing!

[Chinese0Chicken]

"He's not even killing them himself!"

ALL engineers in a nutshell

[1234megamasterchief]

lol im a spy crab :) anyone who wants to plz add me on steam

u wont believe how many ppl dont know how to spycrab walk

[Ansem0The0Wise]

spycrab documentary :) that was delicious -sandvich

[wolfcl0ck]

WRONG! FAKE! THE COMMON SPYCRAB IS BLU AND THE RED IS RARE!

[PvtHerobrine]

I love how the little kid is the huge meat train and the adult is the frail old d00d.

[12sdgd12]

1 month later.. the kid has made an amazing invention! THE DEAD RINGER! whenever spycrabs are harmed, they become invisible! SPYCRABS ARE SAVED

[Sonic321131]

if tasty will rape me I WILL RAPE HIM/hER TO TO DEATH!

[Neoo135]

you forgot the spycrabs important ability: cloak, when ever a spycrab gets hurt they could turn invisible, they just don't understand how yet.

[liar78]

My mom thought this was an actual documentary XD

[iok21a]

@liar78 lol

[fatso113]

what is a spycrab?? lol

[staskuk]

In the servers i always saying no kill spycrabs but they killed them :(

SAVE A SPYCRABS!

[deta52Roblox]

im going on team fortress right now and pretend to be a spycrab =3

[spoiler81]

Valve should release a hunting hat called the 'Big game spycrab hunter' or something :D

[1234megamasterchief]

im a spycrab :D someone save me!

[Justas923]

I thought Spycrabs only mates with pyros

[TheBlackbeltjason]

the spycrab is a gentle creature that is now almost near extinction, mating season is every 2-3 weeks, they cause no hrm only to each other. they fight for dominate role and for female. they intend to live in a small home but huge in a colony full of them during mating or migration, they live mainly in 2fort, sawmill and other watery maps, but now they are driven away from these maps during a servr fight or being hunted, now they need ur hlp by only donating refined,scrap or broken sentry metal

[JJSmokez]

I watched it in 240p :D

[Abratra]

Attention all members of the GFTPTRAESC, (Guild For The Protection of the Rare And Endangered Spy Crab) during a drought of Refined metal donations, there was an attack on reserve 18 of the BLU Needlepainis, A hoard of angry Pootbirds has attacked the reserve and killed a large population, About 20! Lowering the population of the BLU Needlepainis to under 75. If you would like to donate to help restore this beautiful extremely interesting creature, please donate... To Be Continued...

[videogamzlover]

what if spycrabs become over populated?? 

[piewithapair]

@videogamzlover They won't, cuz i eat spycrabs ._.

[15GamingGuy]

WOOOOOOPWOOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOOO­OP!

[Manacute1099]

Documentary about Heavy Turtles and Humping Snipers.

Now please.

[dudeson41410]

this deserves WAY more views and btw your username is awesome

[scuttlebuttz]

Be a gentleman, don't kill spycrabs

[enlowmation]

How to Spycrab:

Two people get together and go into a trade.

They each put down the item they wish to bet, whether it be hats, weapons, etc.

They keep the trade open, but then return to the game.

Each participant changes to the Spy class.

Each player takes turns taunting with the cigarette case (disguise kit).

First person that crab taunts three times loses.

The players then return to the trade.

The winner takes his or her item out of the trade.

The players then trade, and that's that!

[tonkagarfield]

I love your documentary. I never knew a Spycrab had the amazing ability of staying underwater for two minutes. Hopefully one day I could care for these gentle giants. As long as they pay for there own cigarettes.

[WeirdoTheater]

did i just watch a 5 minute video about crouching spies holding disguise cases? yes i did. and i want that 5 minutes back. TO WATCH THIS VIDEO AGAIN.

[TheMymovie]

Lol, very informative. Are you going to do one about vagineers? :0

[Dharlanna]

OMG I thought I'd DIE laughing! I wonder how long now til I see a "Spycrab" in the game! ^ ^

[theraino69]

I DONT WANNA GET RAPED BY TASTY D:

[TheBlackbeltjason]

THE spycrab an intelligent, gentle creature, mating season are every 12 weeks, there main bredding and life grounds are mainly watery maps such as 2fort, and other rivers, when threaten they scruy and turn invisable avoiding the enemy, worst enemy is pyro,heavy,sniper,and scout. the spy crab does not harm anyone, they only harm thgemsleves when going for the dominate role, also the spycrab species is becoming extict together we can save the population, plz like and a spycrab will be born

[katarinakovacevic11]

lool valve is pissed !!!



[Bl00dyBlade0]

ANYBODY WHO KILLS A SPYCRAB WILL MEET MY TRUSTY FRIEND MY GUN

[Dimentio63]

SAVE THE SPYCRABS

[Tranastus]

I was playing as spycrab and people were killing me and saying that they were dangerous. made me cry. they laughed and said that the poatchers will wipe them out

[LunarEclipse135]

Playing as spycrab.

Killed 5 times before leaving my base.

[twcoursolle]

@EaterOfUniverses and i care why?...

[legomastera]

KILL ALL THE SPYCRABS JOIN THE ANTI SPY CRAB SQUAD (ASCS)

[legostronghold]

NINJA HEAVY AT END KICKED ASS, U NU KEEL SPYCRABS NU MURE :3

[TheBlackbeltjason]

THE SPYCRAB a rare endangered species, the spycrab's mating season is every 12 weeks, there main homes are watery maps such as 2fort and other river maps, there are also located on desert map and cart maps. the main reason they are hunted is because of their delicate leather, 75'/. of the spycrabs body is leather and the other percentage is there delisus meat, there main predators are the scout, sniper, heavy, pyro and there other spycrabs themselves, when threaten they turn themselves invisable

[NeverendingDeath]

im a spycrab

[WolfieHowl]

@EaterOfUniverses Sadly, you basically just asked for trolls...

[sachumo]

Was that butt-head narrating?

[tjyoyo3]

but... werent they kill in order to make this video?

[hankotheman]

When someone dislikes this video a Spycrab dies ;_; and when you like it a Spycrab is born :D

[VagueVindicator]

@hankotheman to get killed some more



[thetitancurse]

@hankotheman *likes*

[Ohflipsnap]

@hankotheman I killed a spycrab yesterday, but when I learned more about them I became sad. After liking this video though, I'm happy again!

[strongbadman2]

@hankotheman fiiine, I'll like the video >:|

[ArmyGuy543]

@hankotheman

Together we can save the species!

[ModelMedics]

@hankotheman Then they must be breeding like crazy!? Almost 2500 likes and not even 100 dislikes?! INFESTATION!!!

[564mark4]

@hankotheman 100th liker

[MrRockydog4000]

@hankotheman I know that this comment is 5 months old, but i just really wanted to say this;

2,609 Spycrabs were born and 85 died in the space of 3 years

[kelseybug924]

@hankotheman 2,658 likes? SO MANY BEBEHS

[progamer63]

i hunt idlers beautiful creatures they are but we must thin their numbers out so they have enough hats and items to survive

[jamalaron]

ever heard of a pyro crab? there the predators of spycrabs and are even more rare

[trustfulnoob]

@boyrockfreak325 im a spycrab u killin my family

[privatepessleneck]

and isn't the guy telling the story killing spycrabs at 5:00?

[privatepessleneck]

at 2:36 is a spycrab family of a mom dad and 2 kids, but how is the dad their if he is killed after mating?

[killercheese101]

I personally observe and feed the Spycrabs, I do believe they are a peaceful species. I have yet to see Spycrabs become any sort of a threat to me, so, I leave them be.

[solisvictor1991]

@EaterOfUniverses when your comment got noticed with thumbs up the 13 year olds and you tube trolls went to work

[Bustias1]

When i see spy crabs as medic i heal them, no cost, NO PAIN.

[YousufOuf2000]

to spy crab you must:

1-pull out disguise kit

2-Hold the crouch button

3-look up

you'll not note that but other players will see you Spycrabing 

[bam10333333]

I always kill spycrabs in sight.

[FeamTorturess]

3:10

I will not make a boner joke.

I will not.

I just did.

[RoDziLLA39]

They see me crabin they haitin !

[Trimondius]

Crab+Mask=Spy Crab

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

1:52

They also spend time in Bedrooms of the Mothers of Scouts.

[MrV1C7OR]

@boyrockfreak325 You forgot to poach the last covered spy, your mother.

[hovsep56]

isnt nature buetiful

[spysappinmahpeelz]

The habitat of the Spycrab is usuallly near the spawnpoint,where they simply "crab" their way to the control point/intelligence.It's natural defense mechanism is waving it's disguise device around.The RED Spycrab is of the female variety,while the BLU Spycrab is the masculine type of Headcrab.After severaal years,the Spycrab will begin to go through growth changes,and use a knife,becoming the Spy.

[MaxOblivion5]

Spycrabs are also known for Limited vision and Lemming-Like behavior.

[JellyBelly9797]

2:26 OMG IM SLIPPING!

[JohnGalt443]

72 people poach spycrabs.



[TheChrislikespie]

0:34 dead spycrab :P

[JellyBelly9797]

@TheChrislikespie HOLEH SHEET

[Orangejuice70920]

notice that there;s a dead spy at their feet

[TheAurablaze]

SAVE THE SPY CRAB!

[ItsMonAlpha]

6:26 SUPAH NINJA HEAVY JUMP TWIRL

[SpyderSul]

a troll disliked



[robto333]

I AM MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAD

[TheFriendlyFriends]

2:26 poor little guy fell to his death out of the nest :( :(

[TheBigMan0706]

mmm, spy crab meat

[liamking31]

this just in spycrabs also eat the corpses of noobs

[HamsterOfJudgement]

does anyone know how to do a spycrab taunt?

[coolcat4565]

@HamsterOfJudgement It's with the disguise case, you just have to get lucky and do the crab taunt instead of flicking a cigarette. =P

[homelessmuffins]

they r harmless until killed then they respawn and go after they're attacker

;

[gmankillz]

has anyone ever acted like a spy crab to aviod the enemy and never got shot?

[MrHellsing76]

LOL you guys should do a Machinima series with a engineer running a spy crab farm with red male spy crabs and Blue females with some Poacher Snipers and Scouts.

[xBADASSARCEUSx]

I poach those who poach spycrabs!SPYCRABS LIVE FOREVER!

[WholesomeBurn]

@xBADASSARCEUSx You sir, are keeping the world safe from a total ecological collaspe

[Spifreck]

Killed a spycrab yesterday, not realising it until afterwards...

[Rotneybot]

Attention all TF2 people! Please read this message about the Spycrab! The Spy Crab, though harmless is often killed by poachers for free "points". The Spy Crab is an endangered species which needs to be protected at all costs. if you see a Spy Crab, then guard it at all costs. Thank you for reading this message! PROTECT THE SPYCRAB! :D

[timmy12370]

1911 this shit 

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

Fordon Greeman?

[lopo805]

im so mic spamming this

[AnimeFanADDICT]

Yes! Save the Spycrabs!

Shoot the Tentaspies; they just wanna rape you.

[999998444]

@AnimeFanADDICT a tentaspy? is that another animal like the tutle hoovy or whooping scout?

[AnimeFanADDICT]

@999998444 Yes.

[Rotneybot]

@AnimeFanADDICT Protect the Spycrabs, Let the Tentaspies extinct!

[alienXenos569]

Neeeeveeeerrrrrr kill poor little SpyCrabs they are harmless and little.

[HitmanReborn9999]

why is a sniper talking about that spy crab poaching hes a sniper from Australia so he poaches in fact he has darts in his pocket

[Kamikazeman00]

A spycrab kept poaching me so I poached it. But, It wasn't a spy crab, it was a Commiecrab. Stupid Communists are invading! GET TO DA SASHA!

[crazyjohn88cp]

i try to save the spycrabs when i play

[distonthedark]

@EaterOfUniverses nope.avi

[jmerridew124]

The only people who kill me when I crab are usually Pyros. It's nothing more than free kills. COINCIDENCE!?

[distonthedark]

@EaterOfUniverses you do have one you just fail at it.

[distonthedark]

@EaterOfUniverses ............ go die.

[crannan80]

SAVE DA SPYCRAB OR YOU WILL HAVE TO SAVE YOUR ASS FROM LIL'TIMMY!

[dellefranz]

But there is a bigger threat to the Spycrabs...Indeed the biggest threat of them all Timmy... Their biggest threat is the Commiecrab... The Commiecrabis much alike the Spycrab, but the thing that makes it a Commiecrab is basicly its skin color, but it is also its great lust for killing liberal species as the Spycrab, and its idea of making a innocent country like America, into a socialist country with free socialistmedicine, but what sadly will require.........."TAXES"...... *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN*

[Dude902]

Hey, how do you do the old-movie-voice effect? Is there some way to easily do it (through Audacity or a similar program)?

[Darthcaboose87]

The real threat to the continued existence of Spycrabs has got to be the Spy's dagger Your Eternal Reward... Numbers have thinned considerably since that knife came out!

[JoKeRsObLiViOn420]

this was a prettyu good video, beside the annoying little kid voice. you could barely understand him and his high pitched voice. god children shouldnt have an xbox thats why the WII WAS MADE.

[zp2525]

@JoKeRsObLiViOn420 shouldnt have an xbox? u play TF2 ON AN XBOX? THATS A GOOD JOKE MAN! if ur gonna play TF2 get it on PC man

[JoKeRsObLiViOn420]

@zp2525 yes i play the orange box on the xbox. my pc took a shit and died so when i get my income tax im going to buy a $1500 touchsreen computer that has a good graphics card and all that fancy stuff get diablo 2 again and maybe this for pc who knows. cant wait for portal 2 they should add a TF3 to it lol.

[zp2525]

@JoKeRsObLiViOn420 well im srry to hear that and valve has never released a 3rd game in any of there series so dont count on TF3 coming out next week

[JoKeRsObLiViOn420]

@zp2525 so you dont think they will make a left for dead 3 even if the game sucks. opinion. im glade they are making a portal 2. but a TF3 would be cool with a storyline not just multiplayer. buy why does the sniper on pc have a bow and arrow and on xbox its just the sniper? guy named kootra has bow n arrow in his vids.

[zp2525]

@JoKeRsObLiViOn420 ok thats way i say get it on the PC cause we get updates like new maps new weapons HATS :D and other cool stuff. L4D does not suck but if they would have release L4D3 they would have done it on 2010 nov 17 going along with the one year after thing and fallin on HL's release. Im not saying TF3 will come but its really to early it took us 7 years to get a great game like TF2 do u really want to fuck it up and have TF3 release 4 years after TF2 released? and also why would they

[WhoGivesAFckImEmo]

@zp2525 Because Kootra films on the PC.

[zp2525]

@WhoGivesAFckImEmo Hey retard I'm not the one that asked why kootra has a bow and arrow (huntsman) .-. I know this game tell the other guy that

[zp2525]

@JoKeRsObLiViOn420 [continued] to release TF3 if TF2 is still widely played on PC with myself included

[jfunez123]

oh so that's why that heavy helped the spy crabs in i want them extinct.

[Napalmxxx2]

@boyrockfreak325 I kill poachers, spycrabs got enough crap as it is.

[PhatStudent2]

Whenever I go to a Mario_Kart server, people constantly poach Spycrabs. It's like a law or something. If you walk out the spawn room as a spycrab, you'll get headshotted.

[ForcheAlex]

Awesome video

[Spycrab1000]

i kill em for fun



[sneaksmasher]

@Spycrab1000 wait ur name is spycrab U TRAITOR

[TeamSandvich]

@boyrockfreak325 Your days are numbered

[MXleo1]

@TeamSandvich What about democrabs?

[IMMASKULLMAN1]

@TeamSandvich DAM RIGHT THEY ARE

[SuperLonefox]

@TeamSandvich can you remake this in color?

[SuperLonefox]

@TeamSandvich i'd help but when i got tf2 the pc turned off during loading :(

[sebaa2008]

240P for full efect

[Amnesjr]

They need to make a show called "Spycrab Wars"

[DarkBonesDaku]

Wow, Little Timmy's got some moves!

[XxBLAcKoTamBAxX]

EVEYRONE LISTEN UP:

Spy Crabs Are Endangered AND WE MUST Save Them! Their Most Common Location Is In Water ( You Will Find Some In 2Fort) Their Easy To Kill And Are

Totally Harmless. Sadly, Pyros And Engy's Kill Them Because Its A SpyCrab. Male Spy Crabs Show Of To Females By Going Up And Down ( Like A Teabag)

Once They Mate A Baby Spy Crab Forms If You See A Spycrab DONT KILL IT!.

Thanks,

GO SPYCRABS!!

[kirbyfan4]

you forgot to mention the extinct DEMOCRAB!

[WaterDemon55155]

Even as a Pyro myself, I can't bring myself to harm such a magnificent creature.

[ShadowSpore98]

Ah yes "spycrab"

[TheDawg412]

Save a spycrab, swingset!

[MsJsps]

MATING OF SPYCRABS :(

[FlammingPuddles]

little did heavy know, the sniper was a spycrab himself :C

[ololololololololotro]

i did a project on this secrios ly

[li23am]

the blue spycrab is teh male and the red is female

[nasurambo95]

Timmy learned a lesson we all should learn. Spycrabs are no harm to any1! ;_;

[TheRyval]

NOOOO SPYCRAB, NOOOOOOO!

[TheWeegeeOfWin]

I went spycrab once. Not only did someone kill me, the sad thing was someone ASKED what a spycrab was.

[smatteringofapplause]

6:33

Here we see the not-so-deadly yet extremely annoying spycrab herders! They take pride in using compressed air to shepherd around spycrabs, usually off of cliffs or into other hazards. However, if the spycrab can wedge himself against a wall, in the company of a dumb herder, he may use that herder's own air blast to goomba stomp him with ease.

(Yes, I did that once. Everyone on the server busted up laughing "Pro spycrab!")

[erikpark]

Nice work on the 50's style

[psycosanches589]

i wanna save the crabs so bad that if i see one in tf2 myself i dont kill it and wen i go spy crab its usually for peacful reasons

[DemyxGhatori]

"He's killing them with big rockets!"

[CrentBrent]

I love how the Heavy has a more high pitched voice compared to someone half his size.

[dedust728]

6:25 360 jump-punch ftw.

[Slycooper120]

:D this video was very informational. Add me my name is "dont kill me im a rare spy crab"

[Slycooper120]

:D this video was very informational. Add me my name is "Endagerd Spy Crab. please dont kill"

[TheAwesomePillow]

Spycrabs and me :)

[HylianElf]

I AM MAAAYYYYAAAAD

[wowdude300]

poor spy crabs will they be alright ?

[krzy1kris]

i love how the heavy has such a deeeep voice

sarcastic trolls are sarcastic