Evil League of Evil Application

[Spartan2194]

Picklejar for the win! Villains rule!

[loIipz]

You look like green arrow

[EvilTrojanBorscht]

I never new evil had such a broad and colourful history.

[Multimorten]

from hell?

hmm, i know a guy named satan, sounds like a name for a Muslim, like salim, do you know him? and if so, what is he like?

[Dudex58]

This guy is super high.lol

[Kiltlover03]

"If those things had hands you all would be speaking Shark." LOL

[Psychochaos3]

Gay

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[AlexanderMathews]

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Gay

Hobbits rock

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[FrigidDeath]

This is so good.

[StroganoffTimbaland]

i love pickle jars :]

[TheShanniton]

seriously....LOVE this!

[acidskittels]

fag

[aminionfromhell]

Awesome! ALL HAIL PICKLEJAR!

~A Minion from Hell

[treasureman99]

I just jizzed my pants. Respect.

[Colinnnnnnn]

You seem to have gone I am afraid that most of us are irideemably spell! good

[MrFurious2k]

LOL - nicely done. Loved your monologue. I will definitely use the line about sharks and credit fraud.

[supermackin]

picklejar i think i heard evil t-mobile calling you at the end there.

[RealWhiteRanger]

Just....Just awesome. I have no words for how awesome that monologue was.

[baschfire]

haha, sharks speak german. Nice

[jjmcflyhiphop]

"Vlad the Impaler didn't have a logo."

Epic.

I hope to one day be evil like you, Pickle Jar.

[laughinbuddhaboy]

funniest one so far Pickle Jar

[UltimateShowStopper]

Pretty Neat Indeed!!! Funny!

[geektogod]

I call you a douchebag in the most complimentary way possible.

[Rik2343]

What a fuckin douchebag

[julestrudelle]

Picklejar is an AWEsome name and don't let any of those lesser immortals tell you otherwise. You seem almost too good- er, EVIL for the League. Evillest of luck to you.

P.S. I always suspected as much of sharks. Those evil buggers.

[LL5381]

To be honest... You used your hood to hide the fact that you were reading or referencing a script, you spoke of how everyone else is evil, and you forgot to turn your cell phone off and got a text message right at the end. Valiant effort, but not sure what all the hype about this application is.

[Landschnedt]

It's about the quality of the writing and creativity applied, presentation is secondary.

This guy's good in an evil sort of way, but Tur Mohel's eviler. Think about it, a Rabbi on a "snipping" spree, that's scary.

[LL5381]

You're an idiot. At least Tur Mohel is the full package. Evil and well done. This pickle crap is for the birds.

[CorpseOClockNews]

What? Satan isn't paying you enough for being Weather Demon? hahahahaaa! Very evil video, PickleJar! Hail Satan indeed!

[RyanLewis25]

Now that you mention it, I think the government needs to look into the involvement sharks may or may not have had with the current economy.

Great work!

[Swenglish]

Very well done, sir. I think you may have a chance, based on your evil alone. I've seen some good applications, many containing some kind of gimmick, be it theme-specific villainy, singing, costumes, logos or good video quality - I am sad to admit that I myself am guilty of puppetry - but few have achieved this quality of evil, and for that, dear Picklejar, I applaud you.

[Colinnnnnnn]

Good news your Evilness CR is back.

[wickedtooth71]

There I sat all broken hearted...

Tried to ... Oh Wait ..Look .. Its a pickle !

Wickedtooth

[QuandaryN]

Mr. Picklejar, I thank you for your most nefarious reference to my questionable background as being akin to sharks. I'm honored by your references and so must honor you as well. May we meet in an evil corner of a dank a dreary discotheque in the near distant future.

Regards,

-Totentanz

[Shivworm]

Discotheques are terribly evil.

[truegrey42]

You had me at "legions of the willfully damned ready to ... pass out fliers for the league"

Brain Freeze Approves...

[taaroko]

Vlad the Impaler and German Sharks were my favorite bits of this. I hope you make the league; you are beyond brilliant. And Pickle Jar is a wonderfully silly name. Definitely ELoE material.

[ptupper72]

I believe you about the sharks and credit card fraud. They're shifty.

[MaulMachine]

I thought you moved out of the blood-soaked ziggauraut.

[ColPicklejar]

Well I did, but you think I'm gonna bring the league down to my dank basement? No! Those guys deserve a little class.

[MaulMachine]

Perhaps, but then you'd have to eject Leukemia Stroganoff.

[HatersUnite]

And ummm ... are you purposely trying to look like Jesus Christ? Is that part of the parody?

[HatersUnite]

Congrats on all the views. You should consider selling out and making .0001 cents per viewed add. You coulda made .53 cents on this vlog and put it toward your Stafford loan.

[mstrbear]

Picklejars are one of the most evil things in the Universe-- they are so damn hard to upen! Great job!

-Slay-at-Home-Mom

[dazhuang]

"BRILLIANT!" doesn't even begin to cover this one. :)

[milowent]

positively evil.

[aGirlCalledJack]

That was excellently, exquisitely evil, sir.

[Tedsuzan]

Wow, this one's getting a lot of views; that must be good for evil...

[Snespy]

*applauds* From the entries I have seen, this HAS to make the top 10. Good stuff man..really good stuff. You got a 5 from me.

[bubbelboembum]

Love crazy!

[coffeedude96]

That was an awesome vid! Check mine out.

[ProjectX3MTS]

LOL:) That was funny in a sick and twisted way... LOL

[GoldFloride]

Sharks speak German.

[corbaman]

I think "mewling" would have been more evil than "puling".

[nerDS1290]

hahaha wow pls sub fooklamoon

[bradman4200]

you are an idiot

[Punkninja12]

You look like The Green Arrow.

[PSPhenom]

But are you really eeeeeevil enough? Let me know what you think of my Evil League of Evil application over on my channel.

[numnutzzzz1]

down with corporate evil,screw the evil league they stole my pissing in ppls swimming pools idea

[namewla]

big eyes

[P1tchBlack]

impressive, u did all that in one take.

[PlayeroneProductions]

Who ever subscribes to us next gets to be our next subscriber!!!

[caiodemichel]

mt bom msm! e olha q ainda nm começei a ver o video XD

[inzolin2]

hahahahahahahbahahahahahahaha!­ epic!

[nascarandamdrag]

you need to shave,you look like a hobo.

[flounderal]

Well it made me laugh :)

Hail Demon!

[raythegardener]

I think evil is way over-rated. I'd much rather be snorkeling.

[spanglash122]

I love it!

[elspoko]

Bravo good sir. Bravo.

[LARAYGROUP2008]

nice midwest accent ya dere eh dontcha know

[ExaggeratedFilmsCo]

interesting dialogue you've come up with. its funny in a disturbing way. go see some other funny videos on my youtube!

[darnlvl3]

lmao, your brilliant i lvoe your sense of humour... subbed

[Scion013]

Honestly, this is probably the funniest Evil League of Evil application I have seen.  Quite a bit funnier than mine. Nice job.

[gravityhammer25]

You must play World of War Craft

[animebhoy011]

PICLEEEEELE JARRR cool

[madjuppie]

All hail Picklejar!!!!!

[file83]

I, for one, welcome our new PickleJar overlord!

[DABUdabuDABUdabuDABU]

this is fucking awesome

[sfknight78]

Why is your video turning me on? Could it be your hoodie? Or your facial hair? Maybe your uncanny personality? You're hot!

[Havicizpro]

can you say virgin. i bet you still live with your parents.

[fireking203]

what do dolphins speek

[FromTheChief]

Hey by the way that worldwide collapse, that was you huh? No really it was wasn't it?

[FromTheChief]

Picklejar you pusillanimous purveyor of perdition. What in Satan's name is going on down there? Tell me this video was a literary exercise gone horribly wrong when you hit the upload button by mistake. An audition for an evil league of evil? In the name of all that is unholy man snap out of it. You're a Demon Lord of Hell! You are THE ULTIMATE league of evil. Has the worldwide collapse of financial institutions put Satan's 401k portfolio in the dumpster and you're looking to "better deal" him?

[TheSplashMan]

Great video man!

[MartinezTinez]

I rape small pets in my basement!

[bralen24]

U look like a gay unibomber... I likey.

[lighthammar]

the American military have recently killed almost 2 million Iraqis and between 10-15 million people since WW2 so your local ranks should be easy to fill.

[sk8erbaker500]

lol ur awesome

[goodship2]

Dude your so wacked being good is more fun then being evil.

[UltimatumHS]

ew.

[Methodkiller335]

sounds like a cult

[stephenpsp7]

wat the hell

[carty505]

fuck u u ass

[corbaman]

Why do I get the feeling this guy is late for his D&D tournament at the Renaissance Festival?

[ntwiles]

Because both are infinitely evil.

[DoctorMandible]

Dude I kno he talks about dragons like so much!!!!

[DoctorMandible]

Well I never wrote that - I can spell "know."

[DoctorMandible]

I never wrote that

[magicdude21]

you look like jesus

[lildemonbaby]

dude i fuckin love u u are bloody awesome

[SlickRickFoShizz]

Get a life

[rachelroxmyhatoff]

lol sounds like german if you had knives for teeth

[AmericanHero911]

Lol - the Illuminati should watch this xD

[SharathCK]

YAY YOU GOT SEMI-FEATURED FINALLY

[ColPicklejar]

Semi-Featured?! What is the meaning of this?! -In total ignorance, Picklejar

[kungpow108]

haha funny

[grimthane]

The knife? Well, I guess we didn't think that through now did we? Just look at all the good humans have done with that little tool. Toolmaking. Skinning game. Butchering meat. Surgery. Bah! The knife..and you call yourself evil.

[HatersUnite]

You need to watch all his videos to understand the 'knife' concept. Now go wrap yourself in bacon and dive into a pile of pitbulls.

[obolocol]

Fantastic. I loved it.

[jettobassu]

what about health insurance o dental? do I get any when i join the evil league of evil? it would be good to know

[wowtrax]

Lol very funny nice one :)

[guitarist123093]

hahaha pass out fliers for the league.

[Shadow492k6]

Hail ColPicklejar hes better than god!

[jakeknotthead]

oh you mean that fairy tale meant to scare little kids into being "good"??

[whatup123455]

what the fuck dick

[MrSamkS]

hmmm... I sense true evil in this video.

[benvaga]

that was entirely more awesome then i thought it was gonna be. WELL DONE COLPICKLEJAR. Say Hey to GiraffeGiraffeGiraffeGiraffe for me!

[mooxim]

I just said no to a guy who came to my door asking for £2 a month for educating blind children. It was tough but I did it. That's my evil deed for the day.

[Virginian9000]

I hope you make it, Colpicklejar.

[Robert697]

biggest evil of all ... at no cost:

Take one of those annoying "Business Reply Mail" letters with "No Postage Necessary", attach it to a box you were going to toss out, dump in all your garbage (including all your junk mail - your return address removed from everything, and do not excede 75 lbs.), and put it in the large mailbox slot at the post office .. postage is paid and by law it must be delivered.

[FlamoAralias]

This dude just fucking rocks.

[Glyphstream]

Yeah, Bad Horse is really bad, but you're a freaking demon. Not even Fake Thomas Jefferson can claim that. If anything, they should be applying to join your evil league.

[CitizenWorm]

This video is so evil I think that a 666 tattoo appeared on the back of my neck just from watching it. I'd damn you to hell but...ya know...pointless.

[gopotter]

so... who was jack the ripper anyway?

[Heteronymph]

Jack the ripper was a woman, like all evil men.

[gopotter]

and yet I was hopping for the good demon to answer... scrap that... I was hopping for the evil dude to answer

[Subscriber13]

Ah ha........I caught your new video right when it was released for a change. Finally the minion will get to see my entry to the dollar video challenge, not to mention the truth....he,he,he. As always your loyal........Subsciber13

[Hunter7023]

Believe it or not, Ozzy Ozbourne is evil.

[TheBeeOBee]

oh hell yes. i was cleaning out my subs the other day and i'm glad i kept this one. agreed the internet is the most evil place to date.

[TheSpiderMind]

The appropriately evil thing to do would be to one star you Picklejar. Yet, because you are evil, I will smite you with 5 stars and favorite all your videos. Take that you evil son of a bitch. Go wear some pajamas made out of bees too.

[kyjed33]

"legions of the willfully damned....pass out flyers" "..numerous evil trade journals... Gentleman's Quarterly" Hahahaha.

Where can I download application to the Evil League of Evil?

[d5gdf56gdfg]

You need views!

[DeoMachina]

Picklejar needs more coverage.

[h8uall66]

Those guys are pretty Evil. Their leader is Bad Horse, the Thoroughbred of Sin. I still think you are more Evil though.

[THExBENJ]

Benji was here o_O

[mooxim]

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