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  • 1 phrase to learn in a foreign language: Where is the bathroom? O.O', I was in Japan. You know how the process of thought seems to bleed out of you in a crisis you did not expect to be in?

  • Where is the bathroom!

  • Baraboom!

  • MOST Necessary phrase: "The Zombies are attacking" I've already learned how to say this in 5 languages.

  • Watching this instead of doing my Spanish homework

  • How do french people laugh?

    Ha ha ha?

    No it's hohoho! Lol.

  • I'll hide the body you call the boss ;)

  • Does Natalie Tran speak Vietnamese? 

  • You need to learn to say....I don't speak (insert language) who can speak (your language) here?!?

  • I'd ask for jello, liquid AND nourishment

  • What if it was a straight guy using the course? Would that be awkward for him?

    Or a gay girl?

    I dunno. Odd thoughts.

  • Where is the toilet

  • I know hello, good bye, I don't speak _____, and F**** off in siete hetero linguistas (Spanish) (Latin) (italian)

    I only know English and Latin, but if you speak latin you speak like 7 others

    [cough] (mediocrely)

    WHO SAID THAT!!!!!

  • my friend tells me the one thing she wants to learn in different language is "Bitch" so she can say it to mean girls at and they won't understand because they are stupid bitchs

  • you know i watched her videos you know from the first ones and its kool that she still funny

  • Compulsory phrases: Where is the bathroom? Please don't shoot!

    Best time in French class: our teacher wanted to teach us the dangers of online translaters, so she put in a relatively normal French phrase, and what we got back was "The world started to shout me cabbage". Yeah.

  • @DreamerRealist if I try to litteraly translate it, I think your teacher: les gens me racontent des salades. Though salade means salad, it also means lies. Just confirm, I'm just super amused...

  • @MissPingouinRose The phrase was actually something about people calling this guy a "pansy" of sorts, because they were calling him a "chou" which is a pet name as well as the word for cabbage. Which is how we ended up with "the world started to shout me cabbage".

  • @DreamerRealist Ah yeah, like calling someone super cute. Indeed, google translate is not super awesome...

  • is mitch spanish? he speaks spanish perfectly

  • everyone needs to know how to say, "where is the bathroom"

    Spanish: Donde es el baño?

    Italian: Dov’è la toaletta?

    French: Où sont les toilettes ?

  • My word in lots of languages is orange juice... Because I'm cool like that.....

  • this video has now become so wrong for so many different reasons..

  • Ive got all the Spanish you will ever need to know right between my legs

  • I like the word "bother" in Spanish

  • The high school Spanish books from the 1960s had some phrases that you would never use in real life, such as "Mi madre tiene un lapiz azul" (My mother has a blue pencil). In Spanish, two good words are "Donde esta?" (Where is?). You can then attach words to that - Where is the hotel, museum, etc. Just remember that sopa is soup and ropa is clothes. Otherwise, you might end up ordering a bowl of clothes, as my father did when I went to Mexico for the first time as a kid.

  • jaja esto es muy gracioso!!!!!!

  • @cherrychick25 You should drop out. For sure.

  • Yo te muestro Spanish Chiquita!!!!!

  • compulsory phrase: can you speak english?

  • the one phrase u need to learn is 'i don't speak ..... (whatever language u have to but u can't e.g. german, spanish..etc)

  • the most important thing is to learn how to say that you dont know how to speak that language...

  • I'm learning Chinese in school... I feel like I'm being prepared for when China buys the world and everyone has to conform to one time zone and language. It's an awesome language though.

  • @ToothpasteCannon Lol!

    It's also a difficult language. Not to mention that it's spoken by the most people (obviously just not the most widely-spread). Now just learn spanish, french, and arabic, and you'll be able to go almost anywhere! :P lol... Even just Chinese is handy to know :) Get good enough, and you could make a fortune as an interpreter, or so I've heard.

  • I've got 3 things to say firstly

    I learned Indonesian in junior primary school but I can't remember a single phrase....: )

    2ndly one of my best friends in year 5 was Filipino and the phrase she told me was "You look like shit"

    3rdly @waggwagg don't be a racist asshole!

  • She was speaking french..

  • take high school spanish then go to Spanish Harlem in New York you will be laughed at maliciously

  • mitche's spanish is surprisingly good. is he spanish? he looks a bit spanish and i think that is him narrating too if i'm not mistaken.

  • @communitychannel la cocaina no es bueno para su salud

  • Why does an armed man ask where the library is?

    Is he gonna rob it...

  • In French my teacher was tryin to teach us the clothes and she handed out some from the 90's and someone looked in the box and put on a denim mini skirt :) then couldn't get it off.....

  • L O L I learn Indonesian and we were learning transport and the teacher asked my friend I say something so he said what she thought was riding a train with my friend but she said I am riding my friend L O L

  • lol this is jokes

  • When I lived in Thailand, the only two phrases I learned were: Do you want to have a one night stand? and I am a crossdresser. Considering I was in middleschool at the time, I didn't have much use for those.

  • "You can say hello back by saying 'Hola.'" Well, no duh.

  • I took French in middle school and the only full sentence I learned to say (but not write) is: Can I have a candy, please?

  • I had to transfer into a French class a month into my school year because the office was "too busy" at first. When I walked in the teacher started talking in rapid French. I just look at her and said "Si"

  • @PikiPooAngel Well, si does mean yes in French, but in special circumstances, generally to answer a negative question.

    J'espère que ton cours de français s'est quand même bien passé. ^^

  • jajaja in german you can say : mit gummy bite , goes like: please wear a condom

  • 'Please' and 'Thank you', because good manners cost nothing, and pretty much everything else important can be covered by pointing at shit, or miming needing to go to the toilet (or actually needing to go to the toilet).

  • I learnt to swear in Latin!!!!!

  • I'm fluent in "Drunken slob" and "Utter Gibberish"

    Only spanish saying i know:

    "¿dónde está la hierba?"

    Means; "where is the weed?"

  • Lines never to say in a language... I don't speak "insert language here"

  • I had a year of middle school Spanish in which my teacher wasn't a Spanish teacher; he was a band teacher who had a year of college Spanish... And during that period of time my class convinced him many times that having a party was a good way to learn Spanish. I also got stuck in a band closet during one of our classes...

  • "It was like this when I got here!"

  • @EphemeralVampire Definitely a good choice for important phrases. :D

  • Please don't rape me.

  • "Your mum rates me."

  • late comment but

    saya suka babi

    (i like pork) in indonesian ;)

  • Nat's cleavage is understood in any country.

  • My Spanish teacher asked me what I'd do if I were invisible, and when I hesitated, he supplied "How do you say 'rob a bank'"?

  • The sentence is "I don't know." Works everytime... *nods head slowly

  • My German teacher asked what my name was and I replied Gut, Danke. I basically told her my name was good thanks.

  • All of these suggestions for, "Do you speak English?" are retarded. If they did, they'd understand you asking that phrase...in English.

  • Learnt German for 2 years still only know the sentence, 'Ich bin hungrig' I am hungry :P....

  • My friend in high school (which means me) used to ask our Spanish Teacher where the cake was all teh time. See, in my country 'the cake' is kaka, which is pronounced the same way as the Spanish caca (pooh). "Donde está kaka?"

    (When the teacher asked what the hell he meant by cake, he replied "THE CAKE IS A LIE". It was all good fun.)

  • Most important phrase: "I want this/that."

    Works for everything as long as you are also able to point or mime :)

  • Escusez moi

    Bonjour

    Parlez vous Anglais?

    (If yes, say in English, if no, say merci)

    This applies to all languages in the world

  • where is the toilet-

  • My most used phrase that got me through 3 years of spanish..."Si"

  • I went to Mexico and the sentence I wish I had known was "Yes, I have a boyfriend and he is a big man"

  • I have learnt 17 different languages (no joke) and they're all fricking useless!

  • @massacrewhite Don't be bitter just because she likes white boys. Be bitter because you'll never have any girl who looks even half as cute as Nat.

  • @wgwagg17 I am still waiting for her to date a black dude

  • @loicib Wait no longer. If you go to finehub and search for "cute chubby asian babe banged", you'll see she does more than just date a black dude.

  • @massacrewhite That isn't very nice. She's actually quite funny..

  • "mirad, hay un hueco en la frontera! vamos, mexicanos!"

  • Why the hell would anyone want to learn Spanish?

  • @wgwagg17 Why the hell would I want to learn english? Oh wait, I don't want to, I have to ¬¬

  • @soboredtopickanick My point exactly. You want to amscray outta your native shithole and move to someplace civilised where they speak a real language like English.

  • Que de`sirez Vous boire?

    What would you like to drink?

    Beer!!!

  • the compulsory phrase is

    where's the toilet?

  • Mi piace fare la tua mamma : i like to do your mum

  • Everyone should know how to say "DONT SHOOT" in every language

  • @alanahluvsec No dispare!

  • Biblioteca is cool

  • universal survival phrase: where is the bathroom? donde esta el bano? mwuahaha my spanish teacher is in love with me... i dont go to penn state.

  • Una familia de camareros!

  • I can say I like cheese in 7 languages I think that's pretty helpful lol

  • Since*

  • hahaha at first I thought this was real. Its hilarious though. I actually love learning Spanish I'm in Spanish III and I've gotten straight A's sense Spanish 1 so its obviously very easy for me. I think some great phrases to learn are "Can you help me?" and "do you know someone that speaks English?"

  • miiiitch! =)

  • of course the phrase is: Hello, who are you, can I have some food/water, where is the bathroom, nearest hotel, airport, and restaurant, where am I, oh, and perhaps do you speak english?

  • Oh Damn! I had to learn spanish too. I sucked!

  • Lol the voice is so hilarous. "Oh, I'm sorry would you like to out with him?" haha

  • My friend asked somebody in Japan where the galery was when she really needed to go to the hospital xD

  • TIUUUU!!!!! XD

  • Do you speak English (or any language you are fluent in)

  • " i dont understand"

  • My friend knows how to say really insanely specific situation have happened to him and that they need to borrow something in several languages, like "Żewġt itfal tiegħi huma staġnati Facon-333 hearter ilma u se jmutu jekk jien ma jgħinuhom, nista 'tissellef telefon tiegħek sabiex I jista' jiffranka tagħhom?" which is Maltese for "My two children are stuck in a Facon-333 water hearter and will die if I do not assist them, can I borrow your phone so I can save them?" When would you ever need that?

  • i hate spanish

  • My friend and I found the word " sacapuntas " (sharpener in spanish) hilarious back in grade 9.

    So everyday, before our spanish class begins, we wrote that word on the board. x)

    Then one day, the spanish teacher asked what we can see around the city. So we had to give her a list of words in spanish that we see in the city. My friend rose her hand up all excited, teacher picked her, she yelled " SACAPUNTAS!!! :D " .

    Pretty epic isn't it.

  • "quiero sexo". yeah you know what it means

  • Phrase to learn in as many languages as possible: "It was like that when I got here"

  • The phrase you need is "burn and die in hell, bastard"

    Spanish- queman y mueren en el infierno, bastardo

    In all seriousness tho, its do you speak english?

    Spanish- ¿Es usted habla inglés?

  • A phrase you need if you go to another country and your mother-tongue is englisht, "Do you speak English?"

  • Where did she get shot at 1:40?

  • the phrase is clearly "do you speak english?"

  • a compulsory phrase is "how much does it cost?"

  • I've got some Spanish for you

    Adonde es la nuevo capitulo!

  • The first phrase I go for is "Leave me alone, I'm antisocial."

  • stupidio!

  • Is that Mitch?

    

  • you MUST know how to point and say, "Cute guy!!!" =P

  • TODO ERECTO POR ESA CALLE JAJAJAJAJ

  • "I don't speak *insert manguifge*". or "please speeak english"

  • In my second year of Spanish we had a final where we had to talk about the things we like to do and say it in Spanish in front of the whole class. When my friend went up, all she did was look at me and started laughing and she barely finished her speech. I wasn't even doing anything, I was just sitting there, and the teacher was right next to me. So yeah, turns out I'm so funny, I don't need to do anything to make people laugh. Either that, or I had something on my face...

  • I speak spanish.. I'm from Venezuela and i love your videos! (:

    Amo tus videos <3

    :D

  • So yeah my mother language is French but obviously I speak English and am currently learning Japanese. Did you know that they have more then 10 ways to count stuff. It usually depends on the kind of thing you are counting. Be it small, long and cylindrical, big, humans, animals, mechanical, etc. Yeah I'm gonna stick to that one way that can be used for everything.

  • @1313hao uh? complicated doesnt mean better

  • @TheJdaBon  your dumb

  • I find I can get by if I can just order a cup of coffee. Seems to work.

  • "Lo que vas a encontrar en el aseo... Quiero que sepas que no fue yo"

    Is the phrase I have most often used

  • @2codeboy2 and what does it mean? i speak spanish and just dont get it

  • @2codeboy2 it's fui xD

  • @soboredtopickanick ohh yeah my bad, not exactly fluent yet! cheers. btw this is my new channel, same guy as 2codeboy2 :)

  • the most important phrase: "Where's the bathroom?" xD

  • it should be "do you speak english?"

  • Natalie, what I like about you is I do not going what is going on with you haha

  • no hablo espanol pero hablo ingles

  • Greek: που είναι το μέρος?

    - where is the toilet?

    YOUR WELCOME :)

  • The sentence you need to learn in every language in order to survive is,"Feed me!"

  • "I understand English"

    or

    "I don't understand"

  • Damn just when it was getting goood!

  • My japenese teacher waas trying to get more people to join the class so she told us that if you learn jap you get better at english. yeh, whatver miss! - Grace from WeWereAtTheChurch

  • Is this dude mitch?

  • 1 sentence in any language? "Donde es la bano?"

  • if someone speaking spanish comes up to you, just say "Mi Español Es Malo", which means "My spanish is bad". they will understand :P

  • Spanish: chingado= Shit!

  • Compulsory phrases:

    "Where is the embassy?" and "Help!"

  • for joey tribiani how you doin?;)

  • @thenarnianinja Joey is Italian... 

  • @Badumchhhify ._.

  • my friend was asking  for cover sheet for a fax but he said cover shit.. I laughed

  • WE HAVE THE SAME BEDSHEETS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • When my dad went hitchhiking around europe "back in the day" he and his friend learnt how say hello, goodbye, and how to order drinks in each language they needed. They survived fine.

  • Where's the bathroom xD

  • few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysister was calling to see if could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said "Get the kis out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clowen statue"."the clown state" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand.

    sorry dont want this to happen to me

  • Where is the nudist camp? Or, in Croatian, gdje nudistički kamp?

  • How much are drinks?

  • i think do you know where the toilet is you do not want to soil yourself

  • You need to learn "how much" in every language if your a shopaholic like me :)

  • A lot of people say that "Where is the bathroom?" is the most important phrase to learn, but I think it's "Do you speak English?"

  • @Soapygold but they could just ask that in english and if they replied in english then you would know that they spoke english

  • @sarahroflol Yeah, but then you really don't need any knowledge of other languages, do you?

  • I love that accent! haha

  • that guy is cute grrrr lmao

  • The phrase is obviously "I don't speak the language you are speaking."

  • You are the most sexiest speaking asian ever!! :)

  • dame un tequila doble con sal y limon :)

  • Nat said she'd broken up with mitch 'early last year' (early 2010). This is already mid 2010. Hmm

  • @thesumi3wow Lol so are you checking the vids to when she broke up with mitch? So am i! lol

  • Quisiera tomar una margarita

  • "where's the toilet?"

  • Hey i wanted to see that next scene V.V

  • I was never good in Spanish... It was so confusing! -.-

  • i have a cat in my pants

    spanish:Tengo un gato en mis pantalones

    german:Ich habe eine Katze in meiner Hose

    french:J'ai un chat dans mon pantalon

    you are welcome

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