100% New Zealand Ad spoof

[jordann934]

i dont get it

[FinnelzNZ]

fuck people. im a kiwi and i find this funny as shit! its just a piss take. and plus NZ isn't even that great a place to live anyways so what you complaining about

[skidshard]

haha fuck off fag boy. u can mack fun off us all u want but when ur country is on fier like usawell dont come running to us for help.

[jordann934]

@skidshard say what? :L lmfao.

[skidshard]

ha ha an aussie making fun of nz thats like a handicap making fun of a runner

[michaelsloane]

@skidshard "a handicap"

hahahha wow

[Glennoboyo]

wanking at 1:22

[illygirl13]

how come you at cemertry?????anyway that was awesome as lol,

[lectroman1]

funny your dead right- thats cause you filmed it in aussie lol !!!!!!!!!!!

that place is shit

[alexlodda]

100% Brilliant

[mokaubeach]

Hahahha.... That was funny! Keep up the good work you boys. Ignore the negative comments. They just blinken insecure. I'm an old Maori aunty and thought this was truly funny. Something I can see my nephews conjuring up in their heads too. Nice one.

[pureland2015]

also that curly hair kid looks like a faggot

[pureland2015]

hahahaha i'm from new zealand it's funny!

[BudsClass229]

One fo the best commercials ever!!!! LMAO!!! Hilarious!!!  :D

[DeanaL68]

lol...omg!! this is crack up!! but its a great way to promote NZ!! :)

[thedirtydeltas]

Hahahah this is random as lol.love it 100% random

[achaelxoxoxo]

best part about this vid is the song... lol

[grimaldi80]

so 100%  gay

[caitiss]

thats more like 80% of the moon

[27livz]

lol that was funny.! not cool that it ws on n.z though....

[DeanaL68]

hahaha this is AWESOME!!! I'm from NZ!!! this si soooo AMAZING!!! lolz:P

[mrbuczma]

Please fellow New "Kiwi" Zealanders don't keep explicitly keep announcing this is a joke, it just makes us look insecure!!

Along with the US, New Zealand is one of the few places in the English speaking world where they take the hump if someone takes the "p*ss". Just read the comments and you'll see the cystal clear, pristine pure clarity of my words

[mrbuczma]

Please fellow New "Kiwi" Zealanders don't keep explicitly keep announcing this is a joke, it just makes us look insecure!!

Along with the US, New Zealand is one of the few places in the English speaking world where they take the hump if someone takes the "p*ss". Just read the comments and you'll see the cystal clear, pristine pure clarity of my words.

[sytfi]

@mrbuczma come on come on

[michaelsloane]

@mrbuczma Look chill down. I'm actually australian so my apologies are valid and not making NZers look insecure.

[mrbuczma]

Hi Michael, don't worry in the slightest, I wasn't commenting on any of your replies, I was commenting on the comments of us "fellow Kiwis."

We do have national insecurity, you just have to listen to the media and you hear all the time "okay we're crap at this, but at least we're better than Australia"

"We're the best place in the world blah blah blah" compared to what?

I wish we (Kiwis) would get over it and grow up.

[michaelsloane]

@mrbuczma Well cheers for that. I agree!

[mrbuczma]

FABULOUS with a capital "F". A good concise summary of the New Zealand Psyche

[febebird94]

i lol'd so hard! seriously though, NZ is awesome! been living here my whole life

[michaelsloane]

@febebird94

I know, my dad is from there, its a great place. This is just a joke.

[Ki11aGori11a]

100% Ginger

[Ki11aGori11a]

@AustralianAreRacists mate we don't want anything to do why you buggers. Your safe. If we wanted to invade we would have done it years ago no worries. But you got nothing we need.

[KiwiAng3l]

i'm 100% kiwi and New Zealand is an amazing place, beautiful, green. Anyone who says New Zealand is crap need to fuck off and go back to their own shit hole of a country.

[thebluebaboons]

@KiwiAng3l This guy for no reason was saying that NZ was boring and that i would "never be british". I want to gang up on him! Help me smash this dick!Online. Ov gorse

[KiwiAng3l]

lol sure why not i'm just sitting in bed doing nothing lol

[thebluebaboons]

@KiwiAng3l yaaaaaaaay

[omtara]

This is very close to my experience here -- it looks so beautiful when you visit, but living here is a different story. Love this video.

[itsleviooosa]

100% boring! thank god i got out of there!

[felipenrodrigs]

Well done:

"I thought I better clarify, WE LOVE NZ! I AM HALF KIWI! THIS IS A JOKE! 100% Spoof 100% Max 100% Newstead 100% Michael 100% Sloane 100% You better laugh "

[crukopua]

that was funny esp when he cries lol

[king7wood]

This is really well done

[Theafricanlakekayak]

this pretty much sums up NZ an absolute fuckhole

[cheeco8]

haha love the part 100% leaving but 100% cant.

Good one!

[sarahvf1]

Haha this is so funny! Most NZDers grow up wantin to move out to see the

"WORLD" sometimes we don't see what tourists see in NZ took me to come to Hawaii to Miss NZ. Lol and you might wanna correct your lil box thing you can't be half Kiwi its impossible because KIWI is not a ethnicity its a nick name they call the people that live in NZ

[justalilpunk]

Its still a country. Kiwi is pretty much just the slang to say "New Zealander"

I'm a new zealander but I call myself a kiwi. It is an ethnicity I would say just like how if you're born in the US you're american or in France you're french. If you want to get technical I guess you could say we are New Zealand european, since that is our roots.

[philandstace]

LOL 100% CANT... Im a kiwi and i can see the funny side.. Nicely done..

[xxdtfxx]

haha go nz

[robertjackFunEvideo]

You racist bastard!

New Zealand is awesome,

You're fucking shit, you fuck up!!!

[michaelsloane]

I feel bad for you that you've proved you can't read.

Check the description you racist badger!

[Livii21]

That was filmed in Australia. shame.

[michaelsloane]

yeah. thats kind of the whole idea of it..

sorry about your intelligence...

[Lucaaay333]

NYSecond: wtf is wrong with you? lolol. nz is cool as. nobody wants to suck your american dick. so shutup and find something else to do with your life other than bitch about other countries on youtube :L

[bellimbopinni]

This is a great clip, well done boys. But what you really needed was a couple of good lookin' kiwi girls (no, not sheep), because.......well....have you looked at yourselves in the mirror lately? 100% Ugly!

[michaelsloane]

I can only assume you mean that as a compliment.

[oooChantelooo]

Im a New Zealander:) Kinda funny, kinda dry lol. Ummmm... that guy "NYSecond"...Wtf? How about u actually come visit NZ...then you'll see if any of us wanna suck your dick or not...Probably not tho:-P Cause you sound like an ass!

[NYSecond]

Chanteloo, i suggest you get a grip, i was having a joke, stop getting all defensive.

[oooChantelooo]

Duh, so was I. We just mustnt understand each other's humor. Least i make myself laugh lol.

[michaelsloane]

omg u hav tha bess huma eva

[michaelsloane]

btw NYsecond, I'll be in NYC in early december so I'm going to HUNT YOU DOWN!

[NYSecond]

oooh i'm so scared.

[NYSecond]

Why joke? be serious. NZ and its people can suck my American dick, how you like that you wannabe Aussies?

[michaelsloane]

you idiot.

first of all we are not Kiwis.

secondly we are just joking so get a life, i bet you know nothing about NZ

[ViewAskewFilms]

who are you talking to?

[15omega15]

LOL... We have a winner! Oh what a winner!

[mike5012tx]

It's a shame that I have to go through the USA to get to NZ. (Only 'cos the baggage allowance is double than if I go via the far east)

USA nice country shame about the xenophobic idiots that live there. 2 words that don't go together: America & Culture.

[NYSecond]

Mike. Why did you take what I said so seriously? Its the internet bro...Its called trolling. Get over it.

[omtara]

Typical arrogantt/ignorant kiwi. What's so sad is that you don't even know it.

[kasyapa]

why are they like this? their color brochures made them seem like such nice, friendly people. yet almost all are angry HOONS. :(

[kasyapa]

KIWI = HOON

[thebluebaboons]

@kasyapa wassa hoon?

[kruiser98]

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[michaelsloane]

You a weird dude

[vonedel]

*sighs while nodding* 3:10 - 3:15 it's 100% true I hate to say it lol

[jammasterjei]

LOL @ him crying! NICE one haha. NZers are good sports man lucky we can take jokes ;-)

[michaelsloane]

I'm glad, but by the looks of most of these comments they aren't! haha thanks though

[jammasterjei]

LOL hmm I think most are??

[ryancaravana]

hahaha, i was like that during my first year in new zealand!! 100% REAL

[RatPfink66]

"This playce is fuckin' shit!"

Well of course, you're sitting by a road staring at tree bark.

[mimblua]

i love it. xD

[penny007qtown]

hahahahhalarious

[roodyputi0]

hehe

Just as I was starting to miss NZ...

... the ending had some truth in it...

I'll visit homeanother time...

100% corny

[kiwi1kix]

I really liked the "gosh" attitude reminiscent of Napoleon Dynamite.

Excellent stuff, made me laugh so much.

[matarikistar]

Nice song indeed. Any idea the song title and the group?

[michaelsloane]

crowded house - dont dream its over

[matarikistar]

Thanks! :)

[sithis88]

thats how most of the youth in this place feel anyway so no need for all the hating in some way they are telling the truth lol apart from only the fucken emos are sad lmao lets just kill the emos

[unripegreenbanana]

"this place is fucking shet" - That's because it was filmed in Australia! Buhahahah FAIL.

[michaelsloane]

Ive had enough of over-patriotic fuckwits like yourself who cannot take a joke, read the description

[mirelapopovici]

100% great acting!

[omtara]

That was supercute - - can't wait to move to NZ!

[ryanthelion69]

Lol, you must have no friends. Or this was based in some country town, then I don't blame you for being bored!

[michaelsloane]

seriously, read the description, im tired of this. this is a joke, new zealand is awesome

[ryanthelion69]

I know mate, I'm just playing along with the joke

[michaelsloane]

sorry i thought you were a hater!

[chigudo]

NZ=100% tallpoppy syndrome

[michaelsloane]

ahaha good call

[XxTKTxX]

Ha Ha. Very amusing...

[8783a]

lol @ 3:10

[Daynal08]

Boring!

[omguuwhoree]

LMFAO!!

nah, iits cool, not offensive.

[Jungele]

oh my gosh that was so funny!! =D

[xxUndeniablexx]

i wish it said " 70% humidity" lol was waiting for it

[cymrukiwi]

A good laugh Mike. But it is a great place to live and grow up.

It look s like you are standing on the Licky hills in Birmingham...but how knows.

[michaelsloane]

im sure it is.

its actually australia, i dunno where licky hills is.. thanks for the comment!

[michaelsloane]

maybe you should make a movie about it

[grogan777]

not too bad mate but ya could have ripped the piss out of us a bit more. wasnt quite enough. and edit that fucken crow out of it cos ya know we dont have them in NZ haha. nice work tho

[michaelsloane]

really? no crows? i guess thats just like you guys, no dangerous creepy crawlies hey, pretty sweet deal. haha

[ciggynet]

Magpies here in NZ are aussie crows and if you spend any time in rural Hawkes Bay you'll get to see whole flocks(parishes) of black crows( rooks actually but they're commonly called crows). I can't identify anything but the song that suggests NZ in this vid but the youth sentiment is spot on because it's probably universal.

[TheFourthFinger]

Me like..... unlike the country.

I'd love to see NZ again..... From 15,000 feet with my bomb doors open and to deliver some instant sunshine - Fuck yeah!

Watch out for the fabled Kiwi sense of humour :) - You need one to live there.

[michaelsloane]

so i have heard, haha

[ogbgone]

ha ha, this is cute. That's the "New Zealand migrant experience" boys. Nice place to visit - don't live htere. 100% pure B.S. spin by their public relations! No jobs, gangs, drugs, housing and everything else obscenely overpriced and everyone gouging you - it sucks.

[michaelsloane]

hahaah, truly a hell on earth!

[KoFIQuan]

don't listen to him, imported beer is much cheaper in NZ then Aus, the gangs push a good variety of drugs which keeps the nightlife healthy and running, and if you cant find a job I have 2, plus fucken good music, good vibes just avoid the wound up complaining types and take a trip to the Daktory - home of NZ's finest :)

(just taking the piss haha )

[mattypooz]

haha sounds like the UK :D

[ScotsFlanker]

shut up fuck tart UKs awesome Yeah

[kwcody]

LMAO

[hornyoldman69]

haha dude sloane this is fucking sick! I've been reading some of the comments and some people really need to get fingered. NZ has some form of broadband better than AUS? honestly who gives a fuck.

[michaelsloane]

hjahaha thanks man yeah, but sometimes its fun to argue over the internet. hahah

[DrHMFIC]

Spent a lot of time in NZ(love it there and everyone should put it at the top of their holiday destination list), and this is actually a top-notch video for the place. Fucken kiwi sense of humor *funny bastids*

[qwertykiwi]

Haha no insult... its just funny when people say their half this and that!

[michaelsloane]

ok ok haha, sorry I just got used to everything being an insult, as you might see above.

[qwertykiwi]

How are you half kiwi? Was half of you born in NZ and the other half took a wee bit longer to come out lol!

[michaelsloane]

I cant tell if that was supposed to be an insult or not.. haha, but obviously I meant by blood. LOL

[chinphantom]

yeah, like guildford surrey ay. or maybe woking? is that surrey for ya?

[michaelsloane]

sorry man i have no idea what youre talking about

[chinphantom]

more like 100% surrey ay cuz???

[michaelsloane]

Surrey? as in UK surrey? huh?

[tmcc001]

0% laugh, only because if you were actually funny, it might have made it a good take off, but because ur only a half kiwi, your missin the 50% of good nz humour you needed to make the video laughable

[michaelsloane]

so it wouldve been better if a full kiwi was making fun of his own country? alright

[vivleash]

WTF

[Cosi977]

if u think this video is bad - you have a max dissability. Michael Sloane 4 king of de universe OLOLO

[abe213]

This is awesome man. Favourite bits were "100% RUN lol and the 'confusion' when you're staring at the bike on the road. Im a kiwi born and bred and i loved it =)

[modestmouse4]

hilarious!!!! love it!!!!!!

[dendraver]

lol.. virgins.

[P1NTO117]

more like 100% virgins

[nugg69]

very long winded

[timlee690]

whats the name of this song anyone? cheers

[michaelsloane]

Dont dream its over - Crowded House

[jewleeah]

Don't Dream it's Over by Crowded House

[emmalinebrand19]

very funny

[elar0405]

Fuck you two are ass ugly. Shame you had to spoil such a good song.

[ToThaStumps]

bad man.

[deepblue55]

sorry i dont get it, but luv the song. bring bak neil!

[kellyfuckingjane]

what you hate it because there's no sheep?

:(

loll

only joking.

this was ok.

[michaelsloane]

mmm, i do love my sheep.

cheers

[swanston90210]

It looks like 100% Australia to me! Sweet video though

[michaelsloane]

100% right

[bringmethehorizon727]

i know you guys from somewhere. brisbane state high school or something

[michaelsloane]

thats it

[wapidme]

awesome!

[W0weeZ0wee]

this cracked me up, funny shit guys...oh and new zealand is the best!!!

[nadiafilm]

i'd favourite this 100 times. bu no srsly, nz is cool...

[thisisgayandomg]

fags

[michaelsloane]

I actually admire that comment hahahah

[shaggyboarder]

hahah thats not 100% RUN. but funny tho, australian bird crowing in the backgrounds a bit of a giveaway too lol NICE VID!

[michaelsloane]

hahaha yeah well, our budget wasn't big enough to actually go to NZ and film. So we made do with outside my house.. glad you enjoyed it

[mike5012tx]

As a Brit with Kiwi mates I've been to NZ several times and love the place. Love your video as I know my Kiwi mates would. Most of the Kiwi's I know don't take themselves too seriously. (My mates and I are all well over 40!) Nice one guys :)

[michaelsloane]

Cheers mate! I love NZ too haha

[bzylizzy]

funny........

[wastersoph]

lol new zealand is awsum haha 100% lol vid takes the piss but it crack up as =)

[d2cos]

Very funny lads, reminds me of a dose of home sickness :-(

[michaelsloane]

Cheers buddy

[michaelsloane]

Thanks for the support. I will be strong, against the haters.. hahah

[F4firstlove]

You guys, that was "awesome!" thank you for sharing... very talented. Kia kaha

[Sophique]

HAHAHAHAHA

I lol'ed a lot!

The crying at the end!! Hahahaha!

Anyone who thinks this video is offensive is a douschebag.

[JuliaTitch]

Damn kids, lighten up. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Born and bred proud Kiwi and I thought this was a crack-up. Especially the raging Aussie accent part :) Ka pai Michael

[michaelsloane]

Well Kia Ora for the support!

[markadeane]

That was pretty solid. Nice one! :-)

[michaelsloane]

Thankyou!

[NZgirl95]

lol

[MissBitch012]

Im half british born kiwi -  this is hilarious, people need to learn to take a friking joke

[michaelsloane]

thankyou, im glad you understand my point of view haha

[imcomingin]

Haha. That was funny. Don't listen to everyone posting stupid comments. It's the YouTube disease! ^^

[michaelsloane]

Thankyou for the support!

[doctorimpossible]

I'm a Kiwi, and I thought that this was funny :D

[michaelsloane]

Thankyou! How refreshing, someone who can take a joke. I'm hoping to go back to NZ soon and visit the family. :)

[doctorimpossible]

:) good luck with that.