Sexually Pleasing Two

[Kliciouslykool]

It seems to me he is sober here. Uh..:l

[MsMissfaith]

I want a hot guy to fuck me

[ilikemcryoubitch]

@Skunkeeh exactly what I was thinking.

[TheOceanIsMyLife]

@sonicshadow53 You know, fuck you. There was no reason for that. You are insensitive and immature. Drew is NOT gay, and even if he was, the fact that you would have a problem with it makes me question your current social standing...is your life really so boring that you have to use someone else's life to...bother...you? I mean what?

[cheetoaddict]

"wake up wake up" hahah

[empath97]

i was just rubbin my dog durin the first one... walkin wid my little cuz and my dog durin the second one

[SamsTown68]

pedophile on a leash i actually laughed out loud

[MissLoveTantei91]

I am absolutely tickled that you placed the "Sexually Pleasing I" annotation right at your mouth. xD

[dimondsRfor3v3r]

Pedophile on a leash shirts?

[sonicshadow53]

ahh wow i clicked on this cause i was thinking (wow this chicks kinds cute and she talking about sex! why not click it!) but i was wrong. boring and dum and gay video by the way

[Skunkeeh]

@sonicshadow53 Lmao doesnt that make you the gay one for thinking he's cute? Just sayin...

[Cuddles240]

PEDOPHILE ON A LEASH. :DDD LOL

[luvrgrl32]

Jk you know I love you Drew!

[luvrgrl32]

Ok, WTH did I just watch?

[grizzlebug10]

if you smile you want sex! :D

[jennigerr]

if i put a human pedophile on a leash, would you be my friend?

[iamjeffreestar]

one of your BEST videos

[risewithfallen06]

Is the dog dead?

[MmeCostello]

Are you mentally challenged? Serious question..

[iamsatin123]

wait, you are so funny hahaha! :D

[MmeCostello]

For a second there I thought you might be insulting me because I put a pedophile on a leash, but then you said this video isn't about judgement. Thank god!

[Abigurlrox]

Is the key your penis? At the end it looked like you were possessed by a demon. Named Lilith.

[Abigurlrox]

I have a furry penis too!

[Abigurlrox]

I like the way you move when your hands are around my

soul. It makes me feel good. So much that I shake and wet my pants. I love you.

[shelburz]

no guster shirt this time? :(

[malewa17]

is ur hair that long and heavy that it pulls back ur head when you talk like sersly....really now...clip that shit talk with ur head level to the camera not tilted back like in every one of ur videos...ohh and ur a jew

[vollygirl221]

i'm showing this to about 56 of my friends.

[derebin]

Would you object to doing a My Thoughts to the Rebecca Black Friday video?

It would make me very happy.

[aae595]

Well that was kind of an ubrupt ending... :'(

[Heatherlization]

HAHAHHAHAHA I HAVE SO MANY SCREEN SHOTS OF YOU ON MADE HEHEHEHHE

[mytoecold]

@Heatherlization howd you find it?!

[Heatherlization]

@mytoecold oh you know just minding my own business then BAM your sitting their watching emily become a latin dancer!

[KarenSabrinaFlores]

@Heatherlization WHAT!!!! :{D

[offwithurhead]

dogs get erections all the time:D

just happens, i don't pay that much attention to it

[thesweetnlo]

the tags make me happy

[RachelleGoesRawr]

how's your grandma? c:

[thiswestcoastweather]

I feel like you're using Jimmy as a metaphor for yourself.

[shurbitup]

he looked so tired after a day of picking up human children

[XxThatOneKidxX]

I'd love to get you ripped and see what you're like.

[mytoecold]

@XxThatOneKidxX i'm not ripped? 

[XxThatOneKidxX]

@mytoecold I meant stoned lol. I read a comment of yours just a bit ago saying you don't smoke, and hey! all the power to ya. Just saying, though. I think you'd be a character and a half if you were blazed hahah

[XxXJ0HNCXxX]

@mytoecold i think he means high

[giorgio345]

@mytoecold haha he means get you high! see what're you like after smoking some weed!!

[HORSEcabbage9048]

hey

[JessRusch]

"pedophile on a leash."

<3

[oldladyblues1]

you are kindaa hott. n ur soo funny ;) am i one of the many women you love? i like how it just got awkward at the end so you just turned the cumera of. xxx

[ShannonBreatheFire]

i love how all your videos are one take, you are amazing!

[flyingemu98]

my chicken does indeed remain chicken.

[musicINspired707]

haha I love your voice!

[tommygirl455]

@mytoecold technically, since one pair of jeans are singular, it would be an "it" rather than a "they"

[sarahfication]

@tommygirl455 If you say "pair of jeans" it's singular, if you just say "jeans," it's plural. Grammar is funny like that. But Drew was right.

[AmberTalksTooMuch]

you always satisfy my needs, drew.

[x3summerx]

What the fuck is an arrection?

[GoDieJustinBieber]

YOU DO HAVE THE KEY!!!...to my heart (:

[andieowns]

fine. fresh. fierce.

[althentik]

dog boner!?!?! toward kids!!

[eizafan24]

bahaha "hows your family, hows your grandma?" lol

[wonkabo]

hahaha i laughed so hard.

[simbafiki]

did jimmy replace frankleton?

[TheFirePhoenixKing]

win

[shmuckable123]

I thought this was hilarious :D

good job

[kezl17]

My dog has those moments where he insists on having his paw on you and for some reason he likes to chill out on boobs, and pull my friends tops down... I'm not kidding either!! -.-"

[CierraxCoraline]

my dog talks.

[awkwardmolly]

red rocket.

[GoldenFIames]

hi momma i am verad

[barberman07]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[Sensansenkai]

You should be more responsible and get your dog spayed. Or just make sure all the girls in the area are on the pill. You know, just in case.

[heyllnaht]

i cant stand how in fucking love i am with you.

[testyourflex]

i like your jeans! i kept staring at it the whole time. don't take that the wrong way

[mytoecold]

@testyourflex what is "it"? because jeans would be a them. so "it" is my penis right.

[testyourflex]

@mytoecold i didn't know you had one? well.... that's news

[edwardrocks888]

@mytoecold i was. :D

[angelaasaplia]

rtsovesya Its another dog if im not mistaken right>?

[angelaasaplia]

I LOVE YOU LOL



[MatthewandMadison]

Do skits like in your old videos. Those are awesome.

[kawasakiichigo]

you are awesome i swear

[aliwhite123]

Ha, you have a 'Pet-ophile'.

[randalllllllllll]

we should meet up and have a random-off. Like a dance-off but with random thoughts. Not tomorrow though, I'm busy poking moths pretty much all day.

[sharkbandana]

This sexually pleased me.

[HeldbyGravity]

I thought you were going to say he humped some little kid. But that'd be kind of weird, huh?

[Marixcas]

He's a Pet-ophile

[SoniaS91]

is he a bull terrier?

[rhiFTW]

lol pedo dog xD

[kaams8]

this dog looks dead to me, he's not moving

[mytoecold]

@kaams8 oh, its sleeping.

[SuperFlyKatee]

Oh, I watched this while i was falling asleep... it is the most hilarious thing I have even seen while passing out.

[jakeursich16]

dogs cant talk.

[mytoecold]

@jakeursich16 tell that to my motherfucking talking dog

[jakeursich16]

@mytoecold it wont understand me.. because it doesnt talk.

[LanceBillaber]

Oh you're so zany.

[bigbadmishie]

I love how non-judgemental you are

[TheAbbaiare]

No, no, he was for sure showing he was "interested" by that pink part of his penor. The pick up line was merely the icing on his proverbial cake.

[lunarain19]

lol! You are too funny. You have a rare sense of humor you don't see much anymore. You're awesome. haha

[refinedclockwork]

my dog's a pedophile too, it's the worst. add queerness and constant humping and you've got a serial rapist canine on the loose. plus, my dog came on my boyfriend. the emotional trauma was unbearable, he's still in a state of shock.

[refinedclockwork]

my dog's a pedophile too, it's the worst

[rtsovesya]

whats that moving black thing in the back

[speakwhale]

@rtsovesya i'm paranoid now....

[skoodge]

@rtsovesya i think that's another dog

[rawrbott]

@rtsovesya one of the children the dog brought home xD

[rtsovesya]

@rawrbott lmao that could be true

[AyyLucky]

hahah, so funny!

[flowerlizz456]

:D Made me smile. Ahhhh- got to love random moments with your pets hehe

[MoEatWorld]

Can u make a video on your views of gay rights? do iiit

[TheLovelyLeecha]

Well, it is Bad Pick Up Line Day on Facebook. Maybe he was trying to keep up with the theme?

[FunkyJunk3191]

your train of thought is like verbal ADD on crack. AND I LOVE IT. NEVER CHANGE. you're one in a million!

[MosesSlitsWrists]

lol are you a stoner?

[mytoecold]

@MosesSlitsWrists never smoked anything.

[Nalaty19]

I like the ending. xD

[untoldstoriesofme]

to each is own...to each...is own.

[Katiecatkitty]

my cat tries to rape my other cat, like he legit humps the other one and the other boy gets really mad and then they start biting each other and then fall down the stairs, TRUE STORY!

[GreenLikeEnvy]

well my cat actually rapes people so there!

[mcrlover394]

My Grandma's dead. :( But other then that, this video was really weird but hilarous at the same time. xD

[danielaaaaaah]

That pick up line would work on me...

[soulonice858]

You had me at "innocent children".

[mytoecold]

@soulonice858 had you how

[soulonice858]

@mytoecold

Like Mary and her lamb. Like Ol' McDonald and his farm. And...that's it. That's all I've got.

[jamesterbabe]

well this was weird

[scaremongeringg]

Lmfao.

[Brenster11]

Marrry me? -3

[thinkrevolutions]

i love this show but you know what pedophilia isn't fun especially when it's zoopedophilia and especialier when it's with innocent children thumbs up girls

[mytoecold]

@jlash94 if i must....

[xNickJisOffTheChain]

That's much less awkward than my turtle. He's an escort. Can you imagine how many times I've come home, expecting to play with Fernando, only to find a note saying he's off pleasuring a woman. It's ridiculous. I'm seriously considering getting a ferret.

[kezl17]

I can so relate xD

[cutielove13]

@mytoecold yes. Sir.

[mytoecold]

@chezlovr2percnt he is not for sale :(((

[cutielove13]

@mytoecold I love your face

[mytoecold]

@cutielove13 yeah???

[ssuydrm]

Hahaha picks his victim

[mytoecold]

@ssuydrm i know its funny shit man!

[jicketyjenjen]

I'm going to skip the pick-up lines altogether, so...

I think I love you...

[mytoecold]

@jicketyjenjen what are you so afraid of

[MsSalsa67]

I hate when my dog decides to have an erection. It's like...really?! Here?!! ..thanks. I appreciate it. :/

[mytoecold]

@MsSalsa67 just turn it inside out so the stain isnt visible any more. are we talking about pillows?

[gibbsisawesome]

Drew, why don't you have your own comedy special by now?

[mytoecold]

@gibbsisawesome write a letter to logo!

[Copper0Bre]

lol you prankster. here I thought it was going to be a video of a threesome. man.. (;

[mytoecold]

@Copper0Bre YOU JUST SAYIN DAT ::P 

[derebin]

Thank you for pausing to remind me it's all right if I put a pedophile on a leash. I always feel slightly uncomfortable and inadequate when you tell me I can't do things. :(

Hey do you think Jimmy got embarrassed for you all those times you got an erection to things like chicken wings or new dog food?

Food for thought.

[mytoecold]

@derebin i love mac and cheese

[abmindprof]

Actually, if you count it in absolute years, the dog is too young to count as a pedophile. It's only if you count in dog years. Just giving a potential defense to the dog's lawyer, just in case the worst happens.

[mytoecold]

@abmindprof i thought about that, then i had food

[twofiftysixteen]

@itbemaggie i think he has a cat in older videos

[DrMattDestruction]

this vid is like this vid : watch?v=yDZtaEOK90Q

also, this vid is a roller coaster.

[mytoecold]

@DrMattDestruction what was that???

[DrMattDestruction]

@mytoecold part of a face.

[cutielove13]

Lmao you're dog is dead.

[mytoecold]

@cutielove13 DOG IS DEAD IS DOG IS DEAD 

[HeninBerlin]

I would totally put a human pedophile on a leash. Then leave him tied to a tree to die.

[mytoecold]

@HeninBerlin that is very mean, a lot of times paedophilia is a mental disorder without choice

[HeninBerlin]

@mytoecold What can I say, it's the one mental disorder I have no tolerance for...when it is acted on before seeking help that is.

[firelilly08]

lmfao u are a oddball but this is why i love you lol

[mytoecold]

@firelilly08 mmmthrow me babe

[Dancer0714]

@itbemaggie holy shit what is that

[kaydee713]

hah "wake up, wake up!" and then when you ask if he wants to do the pick-up line hahah. i like how when you get into your videos you sorta tilt your chin up. and my dad's name is jimmy.....

[JimW925]

A dog on a leash with a hardon is bad enough.. . but it could have been worse, a boyfriend on a leash with an erection in a public park would really have been testy.

[mytoecold]

@JimW925 i dont have a boyfriend i just have my country

[ThomasIsTired]

I think Jimmy is dead!

[mytoecold]

@ThomasIsTired i think jimmy is an eternal candle 

[mytoecold]

@ThomasIsTired scented ;)

[TheRosieShmosie]

yes, you do have the key. and i love i love i love you

[7Laramarie]

@itbemaggie I think there's another dog. You can see a third ear by the other dogs ears.

[mytoecold]

@7Laramarie thats it. just a dog.

[pinds83]

My grandma's dog gets a boner all the time. Then he licks it. =/

[ErinCaliforniaa]

totes embar

[girlovecupcake]

Oh my lol. xD This is funny. Love how ur dog is just SLEEPING there lol. xD

[mytoecold]

@girlovecupcake we did it a couple times XD

[desidork000]

YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?

[mytoecold]

@desidork000 oh no sir 

[Bobo4lyf]

I smell a new hollywood fad coming along... Pedofile on a leash.

[MsEmwee]

At 2:00 that's me hiding...

teehee!

[MsEmwee]

haha Jimmy picks his victims.

ohhhh Jimmy! :P

Can I be one of yo lady loves?

[mytoecold]

@MsEmwee no because you are a man

[MsEmwee]

@mytoecold

I am!? :O

oh lawd.