BED VLOG: Re: why i got fired from apple computer

[effects69]

lmao that was great! and very cute at the same time :) I found this through Aleishas vid response to this :)

[ultravioletcrash]

The way this was shot is funny.

[iamnotapoet]

Thank you much... we did have fun!

-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[iamnotapoet]

Well, with over 1 million hits for Big Poppa's poem I think all will agree that Apple was a bit shortsighted. I think Big Poppa make have gotten some network play this month for it too.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[marywinmusic]

It's a good thing you guys are a couple because you make a good couple.(?) You guys are very funny and sweet. :)

[iamnotapoet]

Indeed, if we weren't a couple, I would have hoped some great casting director would hook us up as a YouTube pair. Luckily no agents had to be involved and we do have fun.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[aleishar]

lol.  you guys are so funny. :D

[AnthraxSK]

Dude , you look like a giant compared to your wife :'D

[DARKRIGUE]

ROFL IM SO CANADIAN!! THAT WAS NOT CANADIAN!!! PUT A SHIRT ON U FAG! i still love u too... AND YES i do say EH! but its gotta be the right timing for it...

[iamnotapoet]

Indeed, we at Bed Vlogs [who just competed at the Individual World Poetry Slam in Vancouver, Canada ARE fans of Canada. And of Getty Lee and Bob & Doug McKenzie... But how do you get the mice in the beer bottles, eh?

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[REIDDD03]

go canada! yeah and wrong place. you have to use it at the end of the sentence like asking the question. And we don't have an accent

[HaloofCurls]

Yeah, actually you do. Canadians and Americans in general pronounce a- and o- sounds differently, especially in words like "out" and "about." It's not as pronounced as comedians make it out to be but I can always tell.

[crapcreep]

does she hold on to his beard when she's on top?

[Hinatabutterfly]

lmfao, what kind of question is that?!

[chibbiamerican]

thats so stupid and funnyXD

[iamnotapoet]

well, i did study jim carey well before he became dumb or dumber [once bitten]. and i never did drugs, but saw all the cheech & chong films as a teen

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[matthow4]

sir, are you wearing just a flash-drive?

[iamnotapoet]

sometimes, that's all you need.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[YouTvbeSucksMyCock]

Your girl is pretty hot. And the editing was funny. Eh?

[iamnotapoet]

Indeed my sweetie is not only one hell of a talented poet, but the prettiest one on the block too. And I do have fun jump cutting in iMovie too.

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[dandap87]

As someone already said in a previous comment: You are so damn cute... lovely accent (her) and beard (him)!

[iamnotapoet]

Sweetie's southern twang and Zork's facial hair both thank you much.

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[D2DRacing]

Dont do drugs.. it rots your.... ah nvm

[ni3dzi3lski]

look daddy, look at the hippies

[10jake10]

Gone with the Wind was was in fact set in Canada?! So the burning of Atlanta was in fact the burning of Winnipeg! that explains all the flannel shirts worn by the extras. That must have been Selznick's contribution.

[iamnotapoet]

Wow, indeed, this must be the smartest comment I have seen on YouTube and with a peice of trivia that surprises even this film buff. Bravo and thanks.

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[drzendoom]

hey look it's john and yoko

[iamnotapoet]

We definitely owe a lot to John & Yoko, Mr. & Mrs. Brady, Burns & Allen and some say Cheech & Chong.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[BlackJays]

what da fuck is diss? dude...ur supposed to get pum pum in bed! not respond to youtube videos lol

[yoooGmoney]

lol...pum pum!!! lol u hilarious man..lol

[iamnotapoet]

I do love pum pums and also a few PoM Poms in bed vlogs too. Thanks for tuning in.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[Kronos522]

r u stoned in this

[iamnotapoet]

just like john denver in the rocky mountains we are naturally high.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[yoooGmoney]

your wife is hotttt...

[iamnotapoet]

she's not my wife, but she is my sweetie. And she is smokin' a qraduple t smokin' hotttt. And, one hell of a poet too.

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[grapesoda2good]

you guys are stoned

[joemac92]

yea looks like it..lol

[paulandjesit]

u guys r so funny

[Kforkuzgun]

uuuummm, ok when are you guys going to stop talking and start doing something worthwhile to watch (ie. anything relating to a 'you know what' $12 billion dollar industry).

[whatdidyoujustsay]

dude put some clothes on for gods sake

[dark3zz]

hehe cool ! bedvlog lol ! keep it up and dont listen to others here !

[WaffaDrunker]

sooo cute, no idea there is life like that in internet :))

[iamnotapoet]

why thank you. we are trying to start a new trend of sweet, silly sappiness on the net.  Thanks for tuning in and the encouraging words.

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[Paul186]

Okay...makin' all the guys jealous ya got a pretty

gal like that! The Nerve!

[Johnnygyro]

These are some very stoned people

[iamnotapoet]

Ah, alas, we manage to just be naturally stoned. I can only imagine how we would be with some chemical enhancements.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet ]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[dwebb48]

who gives a shit that he was fired.tell them to fuck themselves and get another job where your appreciated for your knowledge and skills.

[confusedkain]

Lol you two are cute XD

[iamnotapoet]

thank you times the two of us.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [StolenSnapshots . com]

[ProjectGS]

brother i think youre filming the wrong thing in this setting!!! get back to us with the right video!!

[xplosive58]

weird... I dont even know what else to say. kinda pointless for me to be commenting then no?

[SomaSounds]

i agree. ... i don't even know what else to say either. kind of pointless for me to be commenting then, EH? hahahahaha. i'm SO funny. : /

[AdDd45]

ooo what a babe

[iamnotapoet]

Indeed, indeed, she is.

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[jalabi99]

"Frankly m'dear, I don't give a damn, eh?" LOL "Gone with the Wind" -- best Canadian film EVAR! :)

[iamnotapoet]

Indeed, GWTW is the 2nd best Canadian film next to "La Femme Nikita"

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet ]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[winterwonder133]

you should pull down the sheets and show us whos boobs are bigger LOL

[fuzzbuzz182]

LMFAO

[iamnotapoet]

your internet acronym makes us smile. Thanks.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet ]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[ridindirtyboy]

get sum cloths on

[iamnotapoet]

my sweetie's thoughts exactly!

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet ]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[mroeoj]

If you think this vlog is too fleshy, check out Mr Zork's 'boob chat'. That IS scary.

[lovetheway]

I like you guys, I just really do.

[iamnotapoet]

Thank you times two. We both do have fun with these. And sweetie does get reasurred and recommited to this when we get nice comments like yours.

-- eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[mroeoj]

What a lovely couple!

[iamnotapoet]

my sweetie certainly is lovely, the best i can say for myself is lively.  but we are having fun with these.

-- eric ZORK alan

[01Jehovah]

phonetically witty too...

more philosophical pillow talk plz, it makes great viewing; you're on to a winner with that format! Almost reminiscent of John and Yoko.

[iamnotapoet]

Thank you, thank you and thank you. And, yes, John & Yoko are in our thoughts. Actually our other inspirations are Mr. & Mrs. Brady, Bob Newhart & Burns & Allen [each time we shoot one we end with "say goodnight gracie", but it ends up on editing floor every time]

-- eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[Asasin]

I'm LOLing pretty frickin' hard at this.

[bigman1758]

nice to know us big ugly blokes can pull nice looking girls hahahaha

[kathleendoris]

that girl is totally dating outside of her hotness level

[schnotzarella]

And cultural awareness level. But he must have figured that out before he posted, so I figure it's his sense of humor that keeps her around.

[spliffy790]

is it just me or do they look/sound stoned haha?

[tomorrowkiddo]

you guys are GORGEOUS!

so funny

[theclaps]

Yoko's hot

[macmogul]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn, eh?

LOL

[Llethander]

Actually, the way she said it was more along the lines of "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn, e-?"

The colloquialism, "Eh", is pronounced as the letter "A".

I have to say, though, that was a very good Southern Belle accent.

[jboldery]

You know you're a geek when you use the word "colloquialism".

[Llethander]

And yet in replying to my comment you have just used it, hmm?

Besides, allow me to correct your comment: "You know you have a strong grasp of the English language when you use the word "Colloquialism"."

[jboldery]

Wow, you are very clever. Actually, I didn't use it if you'll notice the quotation marks. Really, I don't mind you using the word, you just sounded pretentious by correcting her so i thought I'd make fun of you a little...lol.  I was being facetious.

[iamnotapoet]

as a poet, i do love debates about symantecs and sounds.... i did try to correct sweetie Canadian "Eh"s off camera... but we just need to travel more.

-- eric ZORK alan

[Llethander]

I find myself to be a bit - kind of an understatement - of a stickler when it comes to semantics and the like. Though she had it bang on a couple times and it's not like nobody ever mispronounces a word, or expression, eh?

Nevertheless, I found it to be a most amusing video.

[01Jehovah]

what does it matter, as long as we understand?

Americans don't pronounce English correctly anyway, they're 'all over the shop' (excuse the colloquialism)

[Llethander]

Nah, they do still speak English as the "English" language has branched off into different variations for different regions. What I mean is this: English in Canada is different from English in the United States is different from Britain is different from Australia, etc, etc.

[iamnotapoet]

Indeed, us American's can rarely master our own accents quite the way a brilliant Brit like Tim Roth & Gary Oldman can.

-- eric ZORK alan

[mroeoj]

(alias 01jehovah) As you're notapoet, i'm sure you'll agree with me that the beauty of the English language is its diversity and metamorphic quality: a mix of a myriad of other languages. Britain has so many colloquialisms you can pin an accent down to a 50 mile radius. leaving phonetics momentarily, can't you find Big Pappa E a nice FedEx lady, there must be one out there?

[iamnotapoet]

indeed, English, while not as structured as C++ or Pascal, is a lovely language. As to Mr. E, you can see in one of his other vlog entries he does have a lovely lady now... who is probably hiding her Canadian accent

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[01Jehovah]

Is Mr E's girl called Zara? If so, it seems you Slam poets meet some sweet girls. Do they have Slam poetry events in London?!

On a more serious note, I do (is that a legitimate term) a little poetry, but have never done Slam poetry. Is there a society here in London you know of? I would be interested (in the poetry; I've had enough of women for a while).

[iamnotapoet]

Her name is not Zara, but she is my sweetie and she is sweet. There is some slam in London [i think], but I have yet to tour there. I will try to check out the best venue in the area and get back to you.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet ]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[sanderson]

when i fist saw this scene. It looked like the ending scene from 40 Year old Virgin....when Steve starts singing

[iamnotapoet]

I haven't seen the film in a while but I will check it out again. I imagine Steve and I probably have similiar song crafting and singing talents. Hold your ears. And check out my poem "God is like a girlfriend" on YouTube for a teaser.

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[iamnotapoet]

Thank you both the attention to semantic details and for the kind comments.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[Llethander]

I do try. But, technically speaking, the word still apears in your statement, be it a quote or no, and thus you did indeed use it. Don't worry, my response wasn't, and isn't, meant as an insult; I was merely being a smart ass, as I was with my original comment.

[BBoyKappa21]

hahaha....maybe hes trying to make it ubiquitous =]

[iamnotapoet]

indeed, indeed.

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[Lydan]

lol!! :)

[guitar4life84]

hahahahaha that shit's great!

[feverdog34]

Cooperate training is a m'fkr does coop think that we as employees don't have life ,live our own life outside their coop lafuckingbotomy hate those guys fk them assholes go find a better job hard work and perserverence approval of your concience will make you successfull in the long run working for some other assholes ...doesn't have to be apl fkm feeln it TUBE ON!!! chin up no fn fear ; )

[cyberchicken06]

funny?! funny is 8', 365 pounds of cybergenetic poultry terminator!

[hereisAPRIL]

lol

[sirusmaximu]

Funny...weird seeing yall in bed tho... lol

[captainglucose2]

lol barbarossa!!

[gamerunknown]

Zangulus?

[BrittanyPage]

Lady that isn't Canadian and you can't say "eh" properly. You're silly :)

[lbsenior]

yeah, its not something you say forcefully. Its like saying fuck when you hurt yourself, you just naturally say it.

[TwirlingGuy]

Were you the guitar player in his vid?

[keeba29]

lol yall are funny

[slayerette]

LOL "frankly my dear, I don't give a damn, eh?" Classic.

[hilifeprincess]

haha! i totally agree.