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  • Frickin' HILARIOUS!! Good job.

  • I like how in the beginning it flashes the words jesus each couple of seconds

  • Brilliant, all religion is superstitous nonsense

  • I believe in pantheistic paganism but I still found this video hilarious! Bravo!

  • I can't believe how hard I laughed at this LOL

  • lololololoolhaahaahahahhehe rofllll lmao

  • Hitler LOL

  • 1:37 the girl said her uncle raped her..... suddenly not so funny anymore.

  • THIS FRICKEN' BROAD. Lmfao. Yep this is pretty accurate, though. =| Suddenly it's not funny anymore. It's depressing.

  • brilliant!!

  • actually the story of jesus was written by his disciples and eyewitness acounts of people who witnessed him heal people sicknesses and raise a man from the dead. and it isnt some made up story for control. what kind of people would write a book 2000 years ago thinking: "oh we're gonna control people 2000 years from now into giving their money even though we wont minopolize on it because we'll be dead." and archaelogical evidence proves ponches pilot, jesus, and caiafis existed.

  • @dickchaineysrevenge Actually, most of the evidence regarding who wrote the New Testament points to authors who weren't his disciples but rather, later companians of the original disciples so at best most of what you read is a second hand account from people who never met, saw, heard, or witnessed a single act performed by Jesus. What kind of people would write a book like this? The same kind of people who believed the Earth was flat and the center of the universe. And it's still plagerized.

  • @theejimmypowell ive read about that, but it was the children of his disciples aperently but that doesnt really mean a thing. and why must you keep leaving hangups of other things they believed to put emphasis on how idiotic they sounded, to make it seem like what they wrote is a lie or a scandel? i mean, do you even hear yourself?

  • @dickchaineysrevenge Search YouTube for this video: Christian Myth Jesus pagan solar deity god's sun Zeitgeist

  • @theejimmypowell zeitgeist is propoganda, it takes things out of context to scare people and keep people 'aware' of what they want you to think they know

  • @dickchaineysrevenge No it wasn't. Go do your research again. There are no first person accounts of Jesus at all in the Bible and any accounts of him were not logged until 40 years after his supposed death by Paul. You can argue all you want but those are the facts.

  • @dickchaineysrevenge: Please take your braindead belief in an invisible telepathic super-being somewhere else. Religion is a cancer upon humanity, and a fairy tale for the weak-minded.

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  • which one is right?

    *JESUS*

    thats for you to decide

    XD

  • "Sometimes I think God drinks my tears and then pee's them back on my life" I can't stop laughing at this! Instant favorite!!!

  • Islam doesn't talk about 72 virgins. It's no where in the Koran. Before any smart ass tries to argue, you should know that i am a Muslim so i would know. This video is offensive due to it's ignorance and lack of knowledge about these religions.

  • @Theboxer500 Verily, for the Muttaqun [righteous], there will be a success (paradise); gardens and grapeyards; and young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age; and a full cup (of wine)" (An-Naba 78:31-34). Hadith number 2,562 in the collection known as the Sunan al-Tirmidhi says, "The least [reward] for the people of Heaven is 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome of pearls, aquamarine and ruby." 

  • Hmm it showed Hitler's picture in the beginning. Funny that Hitler was actually an atheist and not a religious man.

  • @Theboxer500 Funny Hitler was actually a catholic.

  • @kpmadness "Christianity is a rebellion against natural law, a protest against nature. Taken to it's logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure" - Adolf Hitler

    "There is something very unhealthy about Christianity" - Adolf Hitler

    There is obviously a lot more quotes by Hitler on Christianity and Jews. Also you should know that Darwinism was a big part of Nazism there is cold-hard evidence about this.

  • @Theboxer500 "To do justice to God and our own conscience, we have turned once more to the German Volk." "We were convinced that the people need and require this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out."

  • @kpmadness Later in his life Hitler started losing faith, that might explain why he sounded like a Christian and then started sounding more like an atheist later on. In my opinion later on in his life the weirdo probably thought that he was god himself because he was almost untouchable and very powerful.

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  • Shit, brainwash Ö

    "Homosexuality is a choice", like people choose to be discriminated..

  • Its CULT-alicious!

  • "homosexuality is a choice"

    Yep, just like religions is for morons and brainless idiots!

    Death to all religions, period!

  • JESUS BADDBING!!

  • This video is so full of shit..... I almost peed my pants.

  • Gotta love this! I would have said "God I love this" but I don't believe in any of them! Great video!!!

  • @EchosFromaBlankMind

    Since "god" is not easily defined, you can attribute it to whatever you like, and it will be as valid as any other definition. "God I love this!" could refer to your great admiration for red bull, which could be your personal god. That happens to be my god though, but at least it exists, and helps me through troubled times as well as listen to my prayers. Doesn't reply to them, but I can't ask too much from inanimate objects.

  • Come to think about it...Srsly, what girls supposed to do with 72 virgins? Or is it like 72 virgin nerds awaiting for them?

  • @Vectornyi

    no i think the girls get to be the virgins, or they just burn in hell for being a female in the first place.

  • I was raised catholic, and my grand parents are extremely religious. I always went to church for all the major christian holidays, and now I go to a catholic grammar school (something like high school). There I am forced to take "Religion" as a subject in every school year, and go to holy mass every 2nd week (in school).

    Yet, one day on the way to school, I suddenly thought "Hey wait, isn't that just a big pile of crap?" and am an Atheist since.

  • Religion is an embarrassment. We have to end it to advance as species.

  • 1:24 What does he say? "Then shut up with your face"?

  • Epic

  • Best religion guide ever!

  • Hoe did I miss these videos before??

    Awesome! I love the corruption of innocence theme, and the humorous subtle points...like at the very end. We can only see the tips of the cross that's hidden behind the little girl's head, but we just know that kid with the little horns is hanging on it!! And he was the most rational & moral of the bunch!

    I can't "praise" your videos enough. Just an awesome presentation!

    I can't wait to see the remainder!

  • Religion is some fucked up bull shit

  • Sometimes I think God drinks my tears and peas them back on my life.

  • What does the Muslim girl say after the narracter says, "homosexuality is choice"?? "Like..."

  • @jwils924 Like Larry Craig chose to resign from the Senate. He's the dude that got caught trying to hook up with other dudes in an airport bathroom. Just Google it.

  • @theejimmypowell you wanna see some real brain washing, look at school systems. yu are required to have school and the government makes you go or else ur parents can face charges and even jail time if their kids dont go. and in schools they teach children lies and half-truths until they get older because aperently its harmful to teach children that the declaraion of independence was made of hemp paper. so they say that it was made of animal skin instead. religion is a choice

  • @dickchaineysrevenge Religion is not a choice for most people. If you live in the Muslim world you can't choose to be an atheist or agnostic or a buddist...not if you want to live. Most of the people in Western societies inherit their religion of "choice" from their parents and friends all the people in their social circle that almost always share the same religion.

  • @theejimmypowell plus all religions follow abraham dumbass, not just judaism. jesus and mohamed are both considered sons of abraham. but both are considered the messiah by both religious groups. jesus however is my LORD and SAVIOR. you can believe what you want but you wont be laughing when you find out that god exists. ill pray for you.

  • @dickchaineysrevenge You should do yourself a favor and spend more time researching the history or Christianity and how all of it's main tenants are plagerized from dozens of religions that existed long before the time of Jesus. He is just another "god" in a long line of ancient gods based on astrology and the movement of the Sun. Also, as a Christian, it seems odd that you would take such a hostile attitude towards me by calling me a "dumbass". I kinda doubt your LORD and SAVIOR would approve.

  • @theejimmypowell yes i know it was wrong of me to use that language, but what do you mean by tenants?rules?practices? well i can assure you that the rules where definately not "plagerized" as you say. the rules have not just been taken by christians as their own, the ten commendments have always been in effect for both judaism and christianity because jesus was the son of god and or considered the son of abraham like mohammed. all these religions follow abraham because abraham talked to god.

  • @theejimmypowell and the practices, its not like jesus himself said in the bible to put up a tree in your house and decorate it and give gifts of bycicles and stuff all in his name, whoever made that practice must be crazy. and i know that people say christians took his time of birth and death from pegan rituals or times to worship the god of the son and moon or whatever, i dont really give a care. all i know is that we should go by what he tought instead of playing around with bizzare practices

  • @dickchaineysrevenge It's obvious you have no idea what I'm talking about. The entire story of Jesus is based on sun worshiped and was plagerized from numerous ancient dieties, most notebly, Horus. This has nothing to do with Christmas trees. Do some research.

  • @theejimmypowell

    Judeo-Christianity was influenced by other religions, but the influence of Canaanite religion (which was influenced by Sumerian religion) on Judaism is greater than the influence of sun worship on Christianity. The story of a global flood and a firmament and a divine code of laws (and potentially that of Sodom and Gomorrah) was taken straight from other religions in the region. Some Bible verses can be seen as monolatrism.

    Zeitgeist is not a particularly reliable source.

  • @tifforo1 You're still validating the point that the Judeo-Christian is merely plagerized from previous religions.

  • @theejimmypowell

    Some parts, anyway.

    It makes skeptics look bad if very weakly supported claims are presented as facts.

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha

    But howcome Christianity was the most attacked I felt that way. Islam is way more dominant and strict. Rules everywhere.

  • im so fucking glad I've came back from being brainwashed into this bullshit. i went to a school called st. johns as well, im fucking lucky.

  • The children of believers, too, deserve the opportunity to be free and rational. Religion means you must turn off your curious mind, be careful not to ask the wrong questions, learn to not notice the glaring contradictions and compromises. Nobody should have to go through life with their mind shut half off on purpose. There is no Imaginary Friend. Take responsibility for your life! Get all the education you can, from the best sources you can find! Be free!
  • I declare an atheist youtube revolution!

  • Man, this is hilarious!!!!!

  • omg this is f up was with that jesus subliminal messages.......... this is like a from of brianwashing. >.> i know it all a long......jk ....but i think u shouldnt show this to your kid.

  • No shit

  • AMEN abcrane.

  • the kid with black hair is soooooooo funny

  • to add: most parents are full of themselves and DESTROY THE SOULS AND MINDS of their offspring...never obey they scum-buckets!

  • to add: IF YOUR PARENTS FORCED RELIGION UPON YOU, THEY MUST BE PUNISHED--ABANDON THEM FOREVER AND EVER AMEN. the separation may be painful, but these Neanderthals must be CUT OFF from the love that they do not deserve...after all, parents are the main functionaries of religious authorities...PUNISH THEM WITH YOUR ABSENCE OR BUST!

  • Don't you think THEIR parents did the same to them and that maybe they are only doing what society has told them is the right and acceptable thing to do? My parents took me to church my whole life yet I was able to think for myself as an adult and realize how foolish religion is. Maybe instead of punishing your parents you should try to educate them. Just because they and their parents before them are misguided doesn't mean they don't love you.

  • @theejimmypowell well said. its time to evolve. not be just like them.

  • @abcrane well, the ones that put them in shit like jesus camp DO deserve their kids took away, NO questions about it, its simply child abuse but most is not bad enough to be called abuse although i would really like it if they would not teach (indoctrinate) them into the religion until, the age of 8, the age that we acheive logical thinking skills

  • @abcrane i broke free from my religious family, christianity is like a cult....my family doesn't want anything to do with me because im not apart of their cult(christianity) and i wouldn't have it any other way...glad im finally free from that household of slavery.

  • Religion is a function of the bicameral brain, very few have evolved into a "bi-hemispherically connected" brain...that can engage in "ambiguous, self-regulated" thought...unfortunately, the evolved are at the mercy of the under-evolved...we all suffer the effects of Holy War, even those of us who have evolved beyond primitive religious "non-thinking"...FREE-THINKERS­: BAND TOGETHER OR BUST!

  • @abcrane WIN

  • how brainwashing is tese video can any see the split second flashes of jesus name. lol.

  • Yippie Ca Aye Mutherfuc-

  • HAY! Religion is serious fucking business.

  • 72 virgin XD?

  • This video is right, Religion promotes violence and hated.

  • ahahahaha hilarious

  • wow..watch out for da "jesus" flash at 0:35.. after "which one is right"? might be more hidden flashes..

  • All the non creative animation people need to be schooled on this video... Good art, good storyline, good voices.... Excellent

  • Yep! It says it all really, doesn't it? And still, people carry on with their stupid faiths! Well done on a great video! 5*

  • Great video. It continues to amaze me on how many peole actually "need" an organized "religion to affliliate themselves with and can't just live a good life and be in awe of all its wonders.

  • Every religion holds that it is the correct one.

    Every religion holds that all other religions are incorrect. If not outright threatening to the "real" religion.

  • Did you notice there was no mention about the Internet Gods

  • @JustinFromSydney

    nope, not every religoin believes that. Try doing research first. The religon I am somewhat involved with preaches "do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law," which means that if another religion(or no religion) is right for you taht you should pursue that because it is your will.

  • @spilledinsanity - in otherwords, your religious fantasy as extended to the point that encapsulates other religions.

  • Any one see the flash of Jesus at 0:35 after they say which one is right...

  • Ohh how i love this video

  • "And persuading their friends to eat their bodies."

    XDD

    That made me lawl.

  • haha, thats great

  • In light of the vapid comments by Arnor12 I must state again that this video is absolutely outstanding! It should be translated into all languages and viewed by children all over the world. Maybe some day people will stop hating and killing each other over primitive beliefs. This cartoon could really help. 5 stars!!

  • haha you are wonderful!

  • i don't think the people who made this have done any serious investigation on religions purpose

  • Maybe you should do some research into just how little proof there is that any of the world's religions are based in anything remotely resembling truth. They're all just man made forms of control and brainwashing.

  • @theejimmypowell

    Wow you just proved him right haha.

    Arrogant piece of shit.

    I'm an atheist too but fuck you.

  • @spilledinsanity What's your problem?

  • religions only purpose is to kill those who don't agree with you, and pop out as amny more donaters, er, believers as possible.

  • @Arnor12

    I agree. I'm atheist but I agree that there are fundamental values that all religions share. There are also other parts of religions that are completely misinterpreted and some that are just plain stupid to apply to modern life.

  • this is highly biased and propaganda-based

  • genius

  • LOL

    CLEVER

  • hahahaha...

    I'll show this to my kids

  • The best are the "subliminal" frames of "Jesus!"

    LOL

  • If only kids could watch this!

  • This is 100% the truth.

  • "sweet salvation of cannibalism" lol

  • Absolutely outstanding! This should be translated into all languages and viewed by children all over the world. Maybe some day people will stop hating and killing each other over primitive beliefs. This cartoon could help. 5 stars!

  • yeah! force your views on everyone and be as retarded as the religions you condemn!!1 fuck yeah!

  • HAHA thats great

  • Best cartoon ever!

  • lol..

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