Hey, you guys be fair will you? You should no there's no such thing as good recording software like Hypercam. And FRAPS? What's that crap? That's just a figment of your imagination.
Wait, he said he couldn't get the Energy Tank, but this game has the easiest bomb jumping in the universe. I don't care if he's playing it blind or not, ANYONE that knows ANYTHING about Metroid has at least HEARD of bomb jumping. I suck at bomb jumping and I can do it easy as hell in this game, you just slam on the bomb button! Hell, I beat this game in less than four hours on my first run (which was blind) because of how easy the sequence breaking is!
thing is, at about 6:00 when he's in the stupid room with the ridley/kraid head blockade, when I first seriously played this game, I had no effing clue what it was.
I don't know what's funnier. The blatantly awful commentary of this LP, the highest rated comments on this video, or how many comments multiple months back are all flagged as spam.
@HGAlchanii That, and your background image in your channel, your COD settings, and your Black Ops stats. And yes he would, so he could cover his tracks.
@DayBreakization Tough guy.. Tough guy. You complained about losing a singular subscriber on your channel. I could easily call -you- a Paul Robertson, or SomethingAwful fanboy. Since we're arguing about each other's channel content.
These guys are really funny. However, I don't understand why they insult commentary itself? I mean, I like watching run-throughs with commentary... Livens up the videos.
Its not that they insult it for having commentary, its that they insult the quality level of the commentary, all of these guys are/were LPers from the Something Awful forums so they make fun of low quality youtube versions where the commentary is either nothing about the game, describing what is happening on screen or just plain dull
Retsupurae are funny... when they're not giving people unneeded CRAP.
This is the internet and people can record how they want.
Give constructive criticism instead of creating a video that basically says he's crap because you have nothing better to say. People who pick on other people for enjoyment should just leave the internet.
@ChipCheezumSA Seriously, having "Unregistered Hypercam 2" at the top of the screen the whole time might be annoying, but COME ON! This is barely one step up from the camcorder method
Christ, people--is every LP'er expected to make a nude, sexual, or otherwise vulgar joke every five seconds during a video? Every LP'er has their own style of commentary. If I had to conform to the "correct commentary style" you imply in the video, my commentary would be even worse--it IS possible. I do this not only for entertainment, but also to help people through the game.
where did they say you have to conform to the correct commentary style that involves nude, sexual, and/or otherwise vulgar jokes? I think your LP sux because your commentary is "I'm shooting *TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP* Now I'm jumping". Camstudio or hypercam can easily do what your trying to do with your webcam. But hey, these guys rip on alot of people, so don't feel bad ^.^
Yeah, honestly it's sad to see this is what LP's have come to on some people. Raikou's LP's are awesome, and now I can be sure to never watch an SA LP. Hell, I'll even make a voice against it. If all you can do is make fun of someone's work, then I almost cry at what sad lives you must lead. You SA-ers really are horrible and some of the rudest ppl I've ever seen. Honestly, I don't know how some of you sleep at night.
"What LP's have come to"? Something Awful is where they *started*. The guys doing retsuprae are some of the first LPers.
As for how they sleep at night? I'd guess just fine. There's nothing wrong with humorous criticism of this nature. If the work is good, it'll stand up to it. If it's bad, at least people will derive enjoyment from the critique. Running around with moral indignation over something like this is really kind of sad, don't you think?
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"There's nothing wrong with humorous criticism of this nature."
That's true, but this is just being plain nasty about it. If it was made to help the person making these LP's then it would be okay, but this video is only to insult.
Sure, SA started the first LP's ever, but if they're not going to welcome new people in a mildly civil manner, then what's the point.
And no, it's not sad at all. Nothing's worse insulting another for "enjoyment".
Honestly, to tell the truth, sorry, i don't right now. =\ I don't see how you can call insulting someone humor. I have nothing against any person personally, but generally, I don't see why Goons have to show discouragement to someone in the form of rude "humor" just because their LP may not be as good as theirs is. RaikouRider is one of my best friends, and I'm not gonna stand to people making fun of him for such a stupid reason such as this.
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Nothing's a waste of space... besides, how on earth can people improve if not given the chance? This was one of his older LP's but it doesn't matter. Everyone needs to start somewhere. I do mostly challenge playthroughs for FFXII(btw another reason this is bad, how dare you insult that game!) but I'm planning on starting an LP as well. But I'd hope my videos aren't downloaded and mocked. It's just insulting, can we leave it at that?
let me make this clear for you: you eat poop. you wake up every day and you eat a big bowl of poop for breakfast. and you say MMM great like tony the tiger when you eat it.
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uhm... honestly why do you keep pushing this argument? I've said what I need to say, so seriously, drop it... I have nothing against you people except for the fact you make crude humor for the newer LP'ers, so, now that I've had my say, can people stop clawing at me? .-.
lol. look at this stupid shitlord who has terrible taste in games and a final fantasy website. he eats ramen noodles for breakfast. not only is he totally immersed in japanese baby culture, he doesnt eat a balanced first meal and has weak little girl arms and i am going to beat him up
so now you're also taking a stab at at FFTogether? How dare you, we put our huge time into making that website successful. =[
Okay, I eat ramen, and of course, ANYONE who has some ramen for breakfast is immersed in japanese baby culture, right? You're coming up with worse ideas by the minute, literally.
Just because I have framerate and sound issues when capturing video doesn't mean you can insult my LPs. Just because NOT ONE FUCKING VIDEOCAPTURE PROGRAM works properly on my computer doesn't mean you can insult my LPs.
Sure, my recording setup is less than ideal. Sure, I haven't been LP'ing for years like you guys have. Sure, I have a different commentary style. But AT LEAST I MAKE THE EFFORT to get the quality the best I can with the limited resources I have.
we can insult your lps because they're fucking terrible, i don't know where you people get these crazy ideas that you're immune to criticism because you put your e-rep online and WE SLY SUCKAZ DONT DARE STEP UP
we ain't steppin up because you're a faggot retard baby that should be aborted
"How long has this been on, 6 hours?"
Hilariously about 6 minutes in
AssailantLF 20 hours ago
Man, proteus has an awesome voice.
Sneep29 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae 5
4:05
oh wow
gtfonow1 1 month ago 2
Wait... blind run but how did he know who Ridley and Kraid was? And the bomb symbols? Seven minutes alone does not grant one this Knowledge!
Viktor13036 1 month ago 2
"There's something wrong with the camera, I just can't put my finger on it". Comedic genius.
CaptainTinTyrant 1 month ago
5:19 - 5:57 Is the best rapid-fire insult chain in nearly any of the old videos.
ArchangelDrake 1 month ago in playlist RPing the LPs 2
Wait, is he fucking seriously camcordering his COMPUTER SCREEN!? Are you SHITTING me man!?
I swear to god some people just... What is this I don't even..
NobleKeyblade72 1 month ago in playlist RPing the LPs 2
bomb diggedy butt
grottypissedstained 2 months ago
I can't believe how easy they made this game. It's really just insulting.
NameNotAlreadyTaken2 4 months ago
why does proteus' mic sound so awesome
Goldbloodeddragon 7 months ago 6
"When he found out samus was a girl, he went through all his socks in two days"
LOL
MrUMABD 7 months ago 7
Hey, you guys be fair will you? You should no there's no such thing as good recording software like Hypercam. And FRAPS? What's that crap? That's just a figment of your imagination.
MightyKombat 7 months ago 11
Do these guys know about the built in recording in Emulators?
Just imagine them trying to navigate through their computer menu.
Control Panel?! MY COMPUTER?! WHAT THE FUCK!
Meloncarty 8 months ago 14
Man, this is painful to watch even with the retsu commentary.
Physhi 8 months ago
Dude, your webcam is not near tilted enough to make a Let's Play.
ggamer2004 11 months ago 4
One last thing.
When he says "blind run", he means "I'm going to read all the text and describe everything that happens on screen -- this video is for blind people."
EponymousKid 1 year ago 8
Also, one of my favorite things these shit LPers do: read in-game text out loud. Why the fuck would you do that? Name one non-retarded reason!.
EponymousKid 1 year ago
@EponymousKid Maybe they're trying to teach themselves to speak English better, since they probably flunked elementary quite well.
FinalGamerJames 1 year ago
@FinalGamerJames
Flunked quite well..
PARADOX
steveharley0345 9 months ago
I love how he lingers at the difficulty selection. It was just killing him to not pick easy.
EponymousKid 1 year ago 27
Wait, he said he couldn't get the Energy Tank, but this game has the easiest bomb jumping in the universe. I don't care if he's playing it blind or not, ANYONE that knows ANYTHING about Metroid has at least HEARD of bomb jumping. I suck at bomb jumping and I can do it easy as hell in this game, you just slam on the bomb button! Hell, I beat this game in less than four hours on my first run (which was blind) because of how easy the sequence breaking is!
TheBreadBoxer 1 year ago
You need five missiles to open the door to the bathroom.
GlennMagusHarvey 1 year ago
To Raikou Rider: Your "God this is Blind" shtick is more annoying than funny.
ArchangelDrake 1 year ago 3
thing is, at about 6:00 when he's in the stupid room with the ridley/kraid head blockade, when I first seriously played this game, I had no effing clue what it was.
BlockDuuuuude 1 year ago
I don't know what's funnier. The blatantly awful commentary of this LP, the highest rated comments on this video, or how many comments multiple months back are all flagged as spam.
HGAlchanii 1 year ago
@HGAlchanii Like your commentary is any better, COD fanboy.
DayBreakization 1 year ago
@DayBreakization So.. Because all my videos are one thing automatically equals CoD fanboy, and does not mean it's a CoD-only channel. Sure.
Also, would a fanboy admit the problems of his thing that he is "obsessed" with?
HGAlchanii 1 year ago
@HGAlchanii That, and your background image in your channel, your COD settings, and your Black Ops stats. And yes he would, so he could cover his tracks.
DayBreakization 1 year ago
@DayBreakization Tough guy.. Tough guy. You complained about losing a singular subscriber on your channel. I could easily call -you- a Paul Robertson, or SomethingAwful fanboy. Since we're arguing about each other's channel content.
HGAlchanii 1 year ago
@HGAlchanii It could also mean I'm a CAD, Game Dude, Irate Gamer, MissHannaMinz, Mugen hater, too.
DayBreakization 1 year ago
@DayBreakization DUN HAT ON MIZZMANNAHMINX SHE IS PRETTYFULLL =^-^=
TheToast7 1 year ago
@TheToast7 Yeah, she's pretty full, alright...
DayBreakization 1 year ago
@DayBreakization Shut up, MINA-SAN.
TheToast7 1 year ago
He knew to go left because it's based offf the the "game" metroid.
ShadowStar1224 1 year ago
I think he said this was a blind run in the sense that its for the blind considering how much hes narrating everything.
steveharley0345 1 year ago
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typomanbros 1 year ago
More like let's explain everything happening on screen
Robbie06261995 1 year ago
XD Epic. Just. Damn. Epic.
Tigcat2 1 year ago
sounds like blonde hair and blued eyed samus....
....is a little "aryan".
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago 10
Wait, so he's playing it on the computer... but he's using a web cam... *drops dead from brain aneurysm*
DayBreakization 1 year ago 2
At least he had a good framerate :V
But he could have at least used Hypercam or something, we didn't need to see the rest of his computer interface.
I also want to have sex with Proteus because MAN that voice is sexy.
MightyKombat 1 year ago 3
You sound like dead pixel!
vman339 1 year ago
It's very Metroidlike because it has...PLATFORMS!
RRVCrinale 2 years ago 3
You know, this is the first time I'm watching this...
and you guys hit it right on the head. He really didn't learn his lesson between this and Trauma Center.
fatmanfiftythousand 2 years ago 12
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ShinigamiGuntz 2 years ago
Actually that was how much energy he had in that "Test" Run
DoomedQuake 2 years ago
Oh... Yep, I see that now.
ShinigamiGuntz 2 years ago
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SabuIsCrazy 2 years ago
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These guys are really funny. However, I don't understand why they insult commentary itself? I mean, I like watching run-throughs with commentary... Livens up the videos.
StrangeAxel 2 years ago
Its not that they insult it for having commentary, its that they insult the quality level of the commentary, all of these guys are/were LPers from the Something Awful forums so they make fun of low quality youtube versions where the commentary is either nothing about the game, describing what is happening on screen or just plain dull
TheYellowCoat 2 years ago 8
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sun5621 2 years ago
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I can sequence break the shit out of this game. If i didn't suck I would be able to get a speedrun record for my sequence breaking skillz.
Hedhnter 2 years ago
Oh Proteus... :swoon:
supaflyjohnson 2 years ago 6
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GET RID OF THE THIRD GUY.
biggy386454 2 years ago
Who? Proteus?
Edgemaster000 2 years ago
So, this guy's name is RaikouRider, huh?
keyburrito 2 years ago
XFD I'd love to see him do the NES Metroid
CecilMcW00t 2 years ago
It takes tons of skill to LP FFXII
Like how long you can take the game before you get so disgusted you set your playstation 2 on fire
TheBanjoFanboy 2 years ago 6
how long can you sit and watch his LP before you do the same to you PC?
zidaneff 2 years ago 2
Wow, I checked my comments at the right time
About 8 minutes, twice the length I can tolerate FFXII
TheBanjoFanboy 2 years ago
god i want more retsupuraes of this metroid lp
ahanix1988 2 years ago
More enemy's... sigh....
A6YHUTYFITTUYV7 3 years ago
And now I'm jumping, and now I'm jumping, and now I'm jumping, and now I'm jumping, and now I'm jumping,and now I'm jumping...
NamratsTheStarman 3 years ago 3
He's got a camera on his computer screen. Beautiful. Never heard of capture software?
Impossible3144 3 years ago 34
I know; I would rather see "Unregistered Hypercam 2" than this crap.
BackgroundBailey 2 years ago 6
Well... I don't know about THAT. Unregistered Hypercam gets rid of pretty much any street cred. Then again, what LPer has street cred?
BreakerdeGodot 2 years ago 3
oh my god it's proteus
NightfallGemini 3 years ago
Monk reference ftw.
RavenxEffect 3 years ago
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Retsupurae are funny... when they're not giving people unneeded CRAP.
This is the internet and people can record how they want.
Give constructive criticism instead of creating a video that basically says he's crap because you have nothing better to say. People who pick on other people for enjoyment should just leave the internet.
MuR0X 3 years ago
"This is the internet and people can record how they want." and so what if they want to record a video that makes fun of other peoples LP's?
Vlathanos 3 years ago 32
Well said. Sometimes people need a swift kick in the nuts to tell them to stop clogging the internet with crap.
Ryu416 3 years ago 8
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Stop giving RR crap.
This is a lot better quality than most LP's.
MuR0X 3 years ago
lol
SliverAssassinx 3 years ago 9
He's so bad HE CAN'T EVEN USE UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2? And people are defending it? Why? Tell me Proteus, tell me.
Hold me.
MrUnbeatable1 3 years ago 5
If it were a good LP he'd know how to properly capture video from his computer instead of pointing a damned webcam at it.
ChipCheezumSA 3 years ago 82
Maybe he doesn't know what a microphone is and wanted to get his audio.
LaughingThesaurus 3 years ago 2
@ChipCheezumSA Camtasia. FRAPs. Xfire. God damn, people, it's not difficult.
PlayMadness 11 months ago
@PlayMadness Not to mention that his emulator has a record function, and every computer has Movie Maker or iMovie. There's no excuse.
DayBreakization 9 months ago
@ChipCheezumSA Seriously, having "Unregistered Hypercam 2" at the top of the screen the whole time might be annoying, but COME ON! This is barely one step up from the camcorder method
shadowprophet88 9 months ago
@shadowprophet88 This isn't a step up from the camcorder method. This IS the camcorder method.
Sylverias 8 months ago
raikou rider sucks
fat fucks '08
PinkBridget 3 years ago 60
@PinkBridget hes a lot better now
zeldamaster52 7 months ago
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This is just bullshit, better to get a life than making things like this
SaiYamato19 3 years ago
We ladies luv Raikou, we have a big fan club for him. It's quite a compliment to spoof his work. But we ladies prefer HIM, it's a no-brainer.
polishCprincess 3 years ago 8
HA, blind run indeed. There's no fucking way a person would know that E tank was there on their first run. XD
5 stars dude.
Ashfort100x 3 years ago
Seriously, I know he's not really cheating.
Ashfort100x 3 years ago
If I had to go to such extreme standards to make such a subpar LP I'd wonder if it was even worth the effort.
Zorlance 3 years ago
And when I say standards, I mean methods. Fuck proof reading.
Zorlance 3 years ago
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Christ, people--is every LP'er expected to make a nude, sexual, or otherwise vulgar joke every five seconds during a video? Every LP'er has their own style of commentary. If I had to conform to the "correct commentary style" you imply in the video, my commentary would be even worse--it IS possible. I do this not only for entertainment, but also to help people through the game.
RaikouRider 3 years ago
No. People expect LPs to be good.
ItsMisterMarbles 3 years ago 32
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you fat fuck
PinkBridget 3 years ago 7
You don't need vulgar commentary, just good commentary.
Lindaar 3 years ago 5
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datoneportagee 3 years ago 4
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where did they say you have to conform to the correct commentary style that involves nude, sexual, and/or otherwise vulgar jokes? I think your LP sux because your commentary is "I'm shooting *TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP* Now I'm jumping". Camstudio or hypercam can easily do what your trying to do with your webcam. But hey, these guys rip on alot of people, so don't feel bad ^.^
zidaneff 3 years ago
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Yeah, honestly it's sad to see this is what LP's have come to on some people. Raikou's LP's are awesome, and now I can be sure to never watch an SA LP. Hell, I'll even make a voice against it. If all you can do is make fun of someone's work, then I almost cry at what sad lives you must lead. You SA-ers really are horrible and some of the rudest ppl I've ever seen. Honestly, I don't know how some of you sleep at night.
wee187 3 years ago
"What LP's have come to"? Something Awful is where they *started*. The guys doing retsuprae are some of the first LPers.
As for how they sleep at night? I'd guess just fine. There's nothing wrong with humorous criticism of this nature. If the work is good, it'll stand up to it. If it's bad, at least people will derive enjoyment from the critique. Running around with moral indignation over something like this is really kind of sad, don't you think?
Suonymona 3 years ago 8
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"There's nothing wrong with humorous criticism of this nature."
That's true, but this is just being plain nasty about it. If it was made to help the person making these LP's then it would be okay, but this video is only to insult.
Sure, SA started the first LP's ever, but if they're not going to welcome new people in a mildly civil manner, then what's the point.
And no, it's not sad at all. Nothing's worse insulting another for "enjoyment".
wee187 3 years ago
I guess you don't like SA then. Or humor.
strizzuth 3 years ago 4
Honestly, to tell the truth, sorry, i don't right now. =\ I don't see how you can call insulting someone humor. I have nothing against any person personally, but generally, I don't see why Goons have to show discouragement to someone in the form of rude "humor" just because their LP may not be as good as theirs is. RaikouRider is one of my best friends, and I'm not gonna stand to people making fun of him for such a stupid reason such as this.
wee187 3 years ago
Haha, "I'm not gonna stand to people making fun of him."
Just admit your buddy's videos are simple, plain, and a waste of space, and Retsupurae shows exactly WHY.
RiotShield 3 years ago 2
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Nothing's a waste of space... besides, how on earth can people improve if not given the chance? This was one of his older LP's but it doesn't matter. Everyone needs to start somewhere. I do mostly challenge playthroughs for FFXII(btw another reason this is bad, how dare you insult that game!) but I'm planning on starting an LP as well. But I'd hope my videos aren't downloaded and mocked. It's just insulting, can we leave it at that?
wee187 3 years ago
shut up you boring humorless faggot
BEARCRAB 3 years ago 3
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that's really all you can come up with? O_o Oh well, I want this fighting to stop anyways, I've made my point.
wee187 3 years ago
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let me make this clear for you: you eat poop. you wake up every day and you eat a big bowl of poop for breakfast. and you say MMM great like tony the tiger when you eat it.
BEARCRAB 3 years ago
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uhm... honestly why do you keep pushing this argument? I've said what I need to say, so seriously, drop it... I have nothing against you people except for the fact you make crude humor for the newer LP'ers, so, now that I've had my say, can people stop clawing at me? .-.
BTW, poop? Naw, ramen! :P
wee187 3 years ago
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hahahhaha everyone look at this fucking japanophile who eats ramen noodles for breakfast
BEARCRAB 3 years ago
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and what the hell's wrong with that? .-.? Can you PLEASE drop this! It's really getting on my nerves! Honestly, what's the fun in insulting someone?
wee187 3 years ago
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lol. look at this stupid shitlord who has terrible taste in games and a final fantasy website. he eats ramen noodles for breakfast. not only is he totally immersed in japanese baby culture, he doesnt eat a balanced first meal and has weak little girl arms and i am going to beat him up
BEARCRAB 3 years ago
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so now you're also taking a stab at at FFTogether? How dare you, we put our huge time into making that website successful. =[
Okay, I eat ramen, and of course, ANYONE who has some ramen for breakfast is immersed in japanese baby culture, right? You're coming up with worse ideas by the minute, literally.
wee187 3 years ago
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Motherfucker BEARCRAB You can just suck our cocks and also the maker of this video.
One day i'll track you down and Fuck yours ass with a iron pole till you bleed in the ass to death
SaiYamato19 3 years ago
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Just because I have framerate and sound issues when capturing video doesn't mean you can insult my LPs. Just because NOT ONE FUCKING VIDEOCAPTURE PROGRAM works properly on my computer doesn't mean you can insult my LPs.
Sure, my recording setup is less than ideal. Sure, I haven't been LP'ing for years like you guys have. Sure, I have a different commentary style. But AT LEAST I MAKE THE EFFORT to get the quality the best I can with the limited resources I have.
RaikouRider 3 years ago
pretty sure the effort would be troubleshooting the capture program problem since they don't exactly sell those to not work
fyi
ps aba sucks and is a pedo
ActionBlastered 3 years ago
lol
hollenhammer 3 years ago
we can insult your lps because they're fucking terrible, i don't know where you people get these crazy ideas that you're immune to criticism because you put your e-rep online and WE SLY SUCKAZ DONT DARE STEP UP
we ain't steppin up because you're a faggot retard baby that should be aborted
morganstern0 3 years ago 4
If someone would rather stare at a wall than look at your lp, then you're doing something wrong.
kenjikenjisons 3 years ago 6
son of a bitch
ThemeMusicC 3 years ago 2
Yes, the return!
You guys fucking rule.
SamuraiFoochs 3 years ago
When Samus opened her eyes I seriously came because she is so hot and she was looking at only me NOT you fat fucks SHE'S MINE. oh samus...
cherrydoom 3 years ago 84
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Can I FUCK your FAT FUCKING FAT...FUCK.. damn..
skheretic 3 years ago
You have single-handedly renewed my faith in youtube comments.
zargathos 3 years ago
I love you, you fat fuck.
Lindaar 3 years ago
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squidshark1 1 year ago
@squidshark1 Come on bro, it's a fucking joke. You seriously couldn't tell?
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
@squidshark1 0_o getting outside = something you need to do more often.
bloodriotiori 1 year ago
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woo first comment
nice vid!
waldfield 3 years ago