LP Metroid
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From: retsupurae
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  • "How long has this been on, 6 hours?"

    Hilariously about 6 minutes in

  • Man, proteus has an awesome voice.

  • 4:05

    oh wow

  • Wait... blind run but how did he know who Ridley and Kraid was? And the bomb symbols? Seven minutes alone does not grant one this Knowledge!

  • "There's something wrong with the camera, I just can't put my finger on it". Comedic genius.

  • 5:19 - 5:57 Is the best rapid-fire insult chain in nearly any of the old videos.

  • Wait, is he fucking seriously camcordering his COMPUTER SCREEN!? Are you SHITTING me man!?

    I swear to god some people just... What is this I don't even..

  • bomb diggedy butt

  • I can't believe how easy they made this game. It's really just insulting.

  • why does proteus' mic sound so awesome

  • "When he found out samus was a girl, he went through all his socks in two days"

    LOL

  • Hey, you guys be fair will you? You should no there's no such thing as good recording software like Hypercam. And FRAPS? What's that crap? That's just a figment of your imagination.

  • Do these guys know about the built in recording in Emulators?

    Just imagine them trying to navigate through their computer menu.

    Control Panel?! MY COMPUTER?! WHAT THE FUCK!

  • Man, this is painful to watch even with the retsu commentary.

  • Dude, your webcam is not near tilted enough to make a Let's Play.

  • One last thing.

    When he says "blind run", he means "I'm going to read all the text and describe everything that happens on screen -- this video is for blind people."

  • Also, one of my favorite things these shit LPers do: read in-game text out loud. Why the fuck would you do that? Name one non-retarded reason!.

  • @EponymousKid Maybe they're trying to teach themselves to speak English better, since they probably flunked elementary quite well.

  • @FinalGamerJames

    Flunked quite well..

    PARADOX

  • I love how he lingers at the difficulty selection. It was just killing him to not pick easy.

  • Wait, he said he couldn't get the Energy Tank, but this game has the easiest bomb jumping in the universe. I don't care if he's playing it blind or not, ANYONE that knows ANYTHING about Metroid has at least HEARD of bomb jumping. I suck at bomb jumping and I can do it easy as hell in this game, you just slam on the bomb button! Hell, I beat this game in less than four hours on my first run (which was blind) because of how easy the sequence breaking is!

  • You need five missiles to open the door to the bathroom.

  • To Raikou Rider: Your "God this is Blind" shtick is more annoying than funny.

  • thing is, at about 6:00 when he's in the stupid room with the ridley/kraid head blockade, when I first seriously played this game, I had no effing clue what it was.

  • I don't know what's funnier. The blatantly awful commentary of this LP, the highest rated comments on this video, or how many comments multiple months back are all flagged as spam.

  • @HGAlchanii Like your commentary is any better, COD fanboy.

  • @DayBreakization So.. Because all my videos are one thing automatically equals CoD fanboy, and does not mean it's a CoD-only channel. Sure.

    Also, would a fanboy admit the problems of his thing that he is "obsessed" with?

  • @HGAlchanii That, and your background image in your channel, your COD settings, and your Black Ops stats. And yes he would, so he could cover his tracks.

  • @DayBreakization Tough guy.. Tough guy. You complained about losing a singular subscriber on your channel. I could easily call -you- a Paul Robertson, or SomethingAwful fanboy. Since we're arguing about each other's channel content.

  • @HGAlchanii It could also mean I'm a CAD, Game Dude, Irate Gamer, MissHannaMinz, Mugen hater, too.

  • @DayBreakization DUN HAT ON MIZZMANNAHMINX SHE IS PRETTYFULLL =^-^=

  • @TheToast7 Yeah, she's pretty full, alright...

  • @DayBreakization Shut up, MINA-SAN.

  • He knew to go left because it's based offf the the "game" metroid.

  • I think he said this was a blind run in the sense that its for the blind considering how much hes narrating everything.

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  • More like let's explain everything happening on screen

  • XD Epic. Just. Damn. Epic.

  • sounds like blonde hair and blued eyed samus....

    ....is a little "aryan".

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  • Wait, so he's playing it on the computer... but he's using a web cam... *drops dead from brain aneurysm*

  • At least he had a good framerate :V

    But he could have at least used Hypercam or something, we didn't need to see the rest of his computer interface.

    I also want to have sex with Proteus because MAN that voice is sexy.

  • You sound like dead pixel!

  • It's very Metroidlike because it has...PLATFORMS!

  • You know, this is the first time I'm watching this...

    and you guys hit it right on the head. He really didn't learn his lesson between this and Trauma Center.

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  • Actually that was how much energy he had in that "Test" Run

  • Oh... Yep, I see that now.

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  • Its not that they insult it for having commentary, its that they insult the quality level of the commentary, all of these guys are/were LPers from the Something Awful forums so they make fun of low quality youtube versions where the commentary is either nothing about the game, describing what is happening on screen or just plain dull

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  • Oh Proteus... :swoon:

  • Who? Proteus?

  • So, this guy's name is RaikouRider, huh?

  • XFD I'd love to see him do the NES Metroid

  • It takes tons of skill to LP FFXII

    Like how long you can take the game before you get so disgusted you set your playstation 2 on fire

  • how long can you sit and watch his LP before you do the same to you PC?

  • Wow, I checked my comments at the right time

    About 8 minutes, twice the length I can tolerate FFXII

  • god i want more retsupuraes of this metroid lp

  • More enemy's... sigh....

  • And now I'm jumping, and now I'm jumping, and now I'm jumping, and now I'm jumping, and now I'm jumping,and now I'm jumping...

  • He's got a camera on his computer screen. Beautiful. Never heard of capture software?

  • I know; I would rather see "Unregistered Hypercam 2" than this crap.

  • Well... I don't know about THAT. Unregistered Hypercam gets rid of pretty much any street cred. Then again, what LPer has street cred?

  • oh my god it's proteus

  • Monk reference ftw.

  • "This is the internet and people can record how they want." and so what if they want to record a video that makes fun of other peoples LP's?

  • Well said. Sometimes people need a swift kick in the nuts to tell them to stop clogging the internet with crap.

  • lol

  • He's so bad HE CAN'T EVEN USE UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2? And people are defending it? Why? Tell me Proteus, tell me.

    Hold me.

  • If it were a good LP he'd know how to properly capture video from his computer instead of pointing a damned webcam at it.

  • Maybe he doesn't know what a microphone is and wanted to get his audio.

  • @ChipCheezumSA Camtasia. FRAPs. Xfire. God damn, people, it's not difficult.

  • @PlayMadness Not to mention that his emulator has a record function, and every computer has Movie Maker or iMovie. There's no excuse.

  • @ChipCheezumSA Seriously, having "Unregistered Hypercam 2" at the top of the screen the whole time might be annoying, but COME ON! This is barely one step up from the camcorder method

  • @shadowprophet88 This isn't a step up from the camcorder method. This IS the camcorder method.

  • raikou rider sucks

    fat fucks '08

  • @PinkBridget hes a lot better now

  • We ladies luv Raikou, we have a big fan club for him. It's quite a compliment to spoof his work. But we ladies prefer HIM, it's a no-brainer.

  • HA, blind run indeed. There's no fucking way a person would know that E tank was there on their first run. XD

    5 stars dude.

  • Seriously, I know he's not really cheating.

  • If I had to go to such extreme standards to make such a subpar LP I'd wonder if it was even worth the effort.

  • And when I say standards, I mean methods. Fuck proof reading.

  • No. People expect LPs to be good.

  • You don't need vulgar commentary, just good commentary.

  • "What LP's have come to"? Something Awful is where they *started*. The guys doing retsuprae are some of the first LPers.

    As for how they sleep at night? I'd guess just fine. There's nothing wrong with humorous criticism of this nature. If the work is good, it'll stand up to it. If it's bad, at least people will derive enjoyment from the critique. Running around with moral indignation over something like this is really kind of sad, don't you think?

  • I guess you don't like SA then. Or humor.

  • Honestly, to tell the truth, sorry, i don't right now. =\ I don't see how you can call insulting someone humor. I have nothing against any person personally, but generally, I don't see why Goons have to show discouragement to someone in the form of rude "humor" just because their LP may not be as good as theirs is. RaikouRider is one of my best friends, and I'm not gonna stand to people making fun of him for such a stupid reason such as this.

  • Haha, "I'm not gonna stand to people making fun of him."

    Just admit your buddy's videos are simple, plain, and a waste of space, and Retsupurae shows exactly WHY.

  • shut up you boring humorless faggot

  • pretty sure the effort would be troubleshooting the capture program problem since they don't exactly sell those to not work

    fyi

    ps aba sucks and is a pedo

  • lol

  • we can insult your lps because they're fucking terrible, i don't know where you people get these crazy ideas that you're immune to criticism because you put your e-rep online and WE SLY SUCKAZ DONT DARE STEP UP

    we ain't steppin up because you're a faggot retard baby that should be aborted

  • If someone would rather stare at a wall than look at your lp, then you're doing something wrong.

  • son of a bitch

  • Yes, the return!

    You guys fucking rule.

  • When Samus opened her eyes I seriously came because she is so hot and she was looking at only me NOT you fat fucks SHE'S MINE. oh samus...

  • You have single-handedly renewed my faith in youtube comments.

  • I love you, you fat fuck.

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  • @squidshark1 Come on bro, it's a fucking joke. You seriously couldn't tell?

  • @squidshark1 0_o getting outside = something you need to do more often.

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