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  • MOTHER FUCKING CHARLIE BRONSON

  • I am Vigilante because of him

  • wildey survivor 475 wildey magnum 12 " inch

  • is there a website for making those door and window traps?

  • 10 minutes of solid gold.

  • AWESOME REVIEW!!! 10/10

  • I remember watching this when i was 10!! i loved this movie so much man!

  • Chicken's good! I like chicken...

  • All this and you get to see Marina sirtis aka counselor troy from star trek the next generations tits !!!

  • 2:48 muthafucking charles bronson!! LOL XD

  • Did the man at the beginning say, "If you just crapped your pants right now, there's three possible reasons why not?"

  • @BlaineBingham It was "If you DIDN'T just crap your pants right now..." I know cuz I'm the man, you dig?

  • my face actually does hurt from smiling after watching this film!!

    "chicken's good, i like chicken."

  • Great review! Being a big fan of Charles Bronson myself, is there any chance you could review more of his movies in the future?

  • Great review! Being a big fan of Charles Bronson myself, is there any chance you could review more of his movies in the future?

  • @damoc9 thanks! it's possible.

  • SHIT this was funny as a motherfucker. "my teach offered to have sex with me".

  • Man i LOVE Charles Bronson EVEN more than you,(thats hard).I think you MUST also check out Chato's Land and Death hunt,which also has Lee Marvin another guy im sure you love..xx

  • @onlyjoetee two great movies, seen them already! :) And yes, I am a big Lee Marvin Fan. Just bought another one of his movies, "Monte Walsh" which has just come out on DVD.

  • @AustrianFilmGeek They sure dont make em like those guys anymore in hollywood.all the actors now are very feminised!!those guys were MEN no question!!

  • Charles motherfuckin bronson!!!

  • Funny review alright! Shit film though.

  • Love this flic

  • Charles Bronson with a .457 Wildey AND a Browning M1919 .30 Cal? HOLY MUTHA FUCKING SHIT!

  • 5:15 Oh my God he killed Freddy Mercury

  • CAUTION: WATCHING THIS VIDEO COULD CAUSE A IRREPARABLE HOLE IN THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM! PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

  • Don't forget that in Once Upon a Time in the West, his brother gets killed.

  • If you haven't already, check out the "Mandom" cologne commercial Bronson did in Japan. One can easily see him slapping on a little before going downtown to shoot a few punks. Or maybe afterward, when he's winding down from a good night's work.

  • I forgot to add. The scene that should also be highlighted, is 9:19. If you have the whole movie, you will notice the Police Chief sitting by the window and wall that gets blown the fuck out by Bronson and the rocket launcher. Nothing happens to the Chief!

    "They killed the giggler man!

    Excellent review!

  • Great review lol. One of the best Bronson movies period. I love the shootout scenes where Bronson stops in front of 3 or 4 guys shooting at him, crouches down, then pings them all off one at a time. You forgot to mention the number of villains that get shot and fall from buildings. You also forgot to mention the awesome jail scene where Bronson smashes a cellmate's head between bars. Pure awesomeness!

  • Proud to say that I own this on DVD.

  • AWESOME!

    Charles Bronson is GOD.

  • the acting at the end riot in this movie is so bad they all exagerate when their shot

  • How did Michael Winner not pick up the Best Director Academy Award for this?(!)

  • @dailaughin1 The Oscar people are close minded fools who cannot recognize a true awesomefest like this one.

  • @AustrianFilmGeek woher kommst du aus? ich bin innsbrucker :). ich habe nicht gewusst, dass es andere österreichische bronson fans gibt. geiles video!

  • motherfuckin charles bronson!

  • I love your review this is made me stick till the end unlike those other boring reviews -_-

  • Bronson Will F You Up

    Be Vigilant

  • Death Wish 3 is a true gem of 80s action. Charles Bronson is a pure badass, and fine actor. I love Death Wish 4 as well. Make more awesome movies ever videos!

  • Lol...not only does it bring all that stuff about violent gangs to our attention, it also proposes the proper solution

    *Bronson comes out with a .30 caliber machinegun*

  • the narrator is freakin hilarious

  • Rofl I loved this movie, nice review!

  • love this review, love this movie! classic!

  • Top notch review, gonna check out your others now!

  • Charles Bronson is using an African BIG GAME cartridge to take out the street grease! Wildey makes a REAL MESS!! I saw this movie when I was very young, and I felt then and still now, that it's one of the better action packed films out there. Though, a little over the top, it's GREAT fun. AustrianFilmGeek's commentary is both enjoyable and hilarious. Keep up the good work!

  • Charles Bronson is using an African BIG GAME cartridge to take out the street grease! Wildey makes a REAL MESS!! I saw this movie when I was very young, and I felt then and still now, that it's one of the better action packed films out there. Though, a little over the top, it's GREAT fun. AustrianFilmGeek's commentary is both enjoyable and hilarious. Keep up the good work!

  • My favourite film ever!

  • I wonder is the gun bronson uses an automag or a wildey and if so which is the original and which is the clone

  • and the satisfying BANG of the gun.. i love it ^^

  • 3:22 dont bring a knife to a gunfight scenes never get old

    Great review, awesome movie!

  • Awesome review! Bronson roolz! I really hope they'll bring back Bronson and the Death Wish series in computer games. That would rock!

  • @tjcobra666

    I know, right?! A 3D-HD-Bronson shoot 'em up game would be like the coolest and sweetest thing EVER. But I'm not holding my breath for it...

  • @AustrianFilmGeek It would have to be something like Serious Sam, just mowing down waves of Mafia goons and street thugs.

  • thing is the Death Wish films were ridiculously violent and after Death Wish 3 (my fave of the series) the plot for 4 & 5 was EXACTLY THE SAME!!! except Death Wish 5 was a horrible film :(

  • HOLY CHRIST THIS MOVIE IS SUPER BRUTAL WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A HAND CANNON AND A CHAIN GUN AND KNOWNS HOW TO USE THEM!!! lol

  • "Charles Bronson is my favourite actor of all time. I try and get ahold of every movie he's in. I even bought Family of Cops, a made-for-TV movie, just because he was in it. It was HORRIBLE! But do you know what? I'm ALSO going to buy Family of Cops part two and three, just because they have MOTHER-FUCKIN' CHARLES BRONSON!"

    Ha ha ha!!

    The best part of Death Wish III is when he shoots The Giggler in the back.

    "He had no business doin' that....none!"

    HA HA HA!

  • This review is absolutely hilarious! I'll be back to detail exactly why!

  • GREAT review for a GREAT film.

  • There was no "speed dating" in the 1980's.

  • i love that scene where kersey clearly misses the shot but the guy drops dead from the roof anyway

  • BRONSON FOREVER! Love this guy! I think the reason he played exactly the same character in all of his movies from the '50s to the '90s is because he was simply playing himself or the way he felt he would want to react in these situations, so it came naturally.

    I have the entire DW series (and most all of his other movies) but DW 3 is the most shoot 'em up and probably the most cheesey as well, and for that, I love it most.

    I also rate the commentary at 5 stars!

  • felicitaciones me hizo llorar excelente actor, excelent movies, good video, good job.

  • that's a pretty nice topic for a paper; did you really do that, or are you just fooling around?

    Anyway, the movie is awesome. I never even thought of it as being a flop. Now i read about some of the editing mistakes made by Michael "Arnold Crust" Winner , and, really, it makes the movie even more interesting to watch.

    And I agree that Bronson "shooting people" is great; that was his biggets strentght, the cold blooded look before he shot his enemies, even at 60 something, he had that!

  • I actually did a paper for university, but it was about the american 80s action movie in general, with Commando (Schwarzenegger) and Death Wish 3 as 2 examples.

  • this guy's commetary is worthy of National Public Radio. Bravo!

  • it sucks crap

  • too bad Charles is dead :(

  • Man this movie is like a giant AWESOME videogame!!

  • This Death Wish 3 was the best of the series. It was released after those Rambo, Commando and Braddock flicks, yet it is way better than those movies.

  • or should have teamed up i should say.

  • chaarles bronson, chuck norris, and dirty harry should team up

  • "I'd rather be Charles Bronson in Death Wish III than a penis in a Brianna Banks porno" - can't stop laughing

  • i love death wish 1-5

  • A review that rivals the movie in awesomeness.

    You are an inspiration and something like a brother to me right now, whom ever you may be.

  • Oh man, the part about comparing the bullet to the guy's head was fucking HILARIOUS!!! That's when I knew the rest of the review was going to be to really good!

  • Saw this many years ago. Has one of the best lines ever. After the Chief asks Bronson to cool it, he replies: "Punks are like cockroaches. If you don't kill them all, what's the point?".

    I love your reviews, you have a gift.

  • Just finished watchin the movie! It was friggin hilarious!!! Totally awesome review too!!! :P

  • Awesome!

  • All Death wish films 1-5 are totally amazing...but 3 and 4 are the greatest..please review the missing in action trilogy.

  • Man, this video is fucking hilarious AND SO TRUE. Thanks for this stuff man!!

  • One of my favorite action movie top 5 all the way !

  • This movie is a classic!

    no question about it... few movies entertain as much

    and, come on, he pulls out a freakin' .30 Browning!! on a pack of emo kids and glam rockers... (Bronson is Metal, basically)

  • Home Alone did rip off Death Wish 3! God must have seen your review and decided it was time for John Hughes to pay for his crime.

  • you are the best movie reviewer ever.

  • awesome movie and a hilarious review!

  • Not only that AustrianFilmGeek but if u was charles bronson in death wish 3 which was madein like 1985 . after you got off the set of death wish 3 you could go home and be a charles bronson penis in side of a jill ireland vagina

  • this was too awesome!!!!!! Home Alone ripped off Death Wish ... oh classic!!!!

  • I loved your review of the best film ever made!

  • holy, i wanna see this movie lol!!!

  • i'm going to go out and rent this...right now!

  • man u cant believe new york use to look like this ,lol

  • "The man is haunted I tell ya". LOL

  • I love Charles Bronson too!

  • Yeah! Wipe the scum-shit out from the street, Bronson! Some use a pintgrush. He uses a gatling gun. Awesome! What a guy!

  • Charles Bronson + .30 cal = Totally Badass

  • i love this movie

  • i am soooo watching this movie

    looks like a fuckin dystopia, not bronx haha

  • new york in the 80's must have been a dark place in even darker times... haha! so cool! muthafuckin' charles bronson rules!!

  • what the fuck !?!?

    please learn to speak slower !!!!

    it´s too hard too listen at you and it makes me angry.

    i´m german, i understand english but this speed get´s on my nervs !

  • o.k. it´s not so fast, but still too fast for joyful listening

  • o.k. for this kind of review the talking speed fits right in. so i changed my opinien: it´s not too fast.

  • I prefer the 1st and 2nd Dead Wish, I thinks they are more realistic... aniway is always nice to see the great Charles!

    It's very interesting the analyis in your university work.

  • YOU R DA KING!!!!!

  • First to rate,,5 stars

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