IGN Rewind Theater - We Dare: Trailer Analysis - IGN Rewind Theater

[Radiohead4121]

I clicked the video, because the image looked like some of the people from Friends. (Ross, Chandler, and Monica)

[moppenboek]

ho would ever have tought NINTENDO' s going to be the first to try and make suche things more acceptable in games!

[drummerkid909]

We Dare: Home Alone

[SarvorineZ]

Destructoid sent me here :D.... but Minecraft sent me to Destructoid :P

[luisgustavodaluz]

And still,some people say the wii don't have "hardcore" games

[MEGAZOTHAN]

@luisgustavodaluz hardcore games are like god of war, games with a lot of blood and violence. This isn't hardcore. This is just a game to play with your date\girlfriend etc.

[luisgustavodaluz]

@MEGAZOTHAN

No THAT'S Hardcore !!

Play with a Half-Naked man,is GAY !

[Sof4k1ng]

@flatlined95 Wow lol @ ur failing to understand old memes.

[jeatcleave]

Would have been more fun if the two guys were the ones getting it on.

[dealingdisturbance]

if u want sex like that then whats the point in spending money on condoms and protection

[VIRUSGamingLive]

4:01 that is exactly what i was thinking when the girl was spanking the other girl the wii controller magically disappeared

[Griwa2007]

@VIRUSGamingLive Not disappeared, just properly inserted. 

[plesken]

Enter parental code 6969....

[FreakShuffle]

Fuck this shit .. Julia Gillard lets this shit in, but NOOOOO, MORTAL KOMBAT 9 ... NO ... TO RUDE . WHAT THE FUCK ....THIS GAME IS ALLOWED .. AS FUCKING LONG A PARENT IS THERE... MK 9 CAN DO THE FUCKING SAME .... FOR FUCK SAKE DUMBASS AUSTRALIA

[Straddllw]

@FreakShuffle

wooo go Gillard. love >>> war, baby ...

[maxikronnont]

what an ass : O 2:55

[Supermariofanperson]

thumbs up if ign should rewind the wii u trailer.

[niksarass]

HAHA the reviewers are so funny

[hshatah]

loool @4:06

[kabluwi]

I want the chicks names xD

[iTzStevvieGriffen]

shouldnt it be Wii Dare

[AJSuperior12]

@iTzStevvieGriffen ubisoft dont have the rights to call it Wii Dare cuz nintendo owns the name wii

[viewtifulboy]

@AJSuperior12 Then why call it We Dare if that gimmick doesn't work?!

[ethCredo]

If we were getting trophies or achievements you'd be fine with that LOL

[Fendertastic]

I'm 12 what is this

[SapoCocas88]

@Fendertastic u'll know someday

[flatlined95]

@Fendertastic Your 12? Hm... Close enough. Tell your parents you want 'The Talk'.

[DarkMario1231]

We Get Sexually. roflmao D:

[kakarotfdu]

View my profile to get the Download link of this game for free!

[waltdisney19282008]

39 people are smart enough to not buy this game... good work haters

871 people are perverted

[KILLER171865]

WTF?????

[ytthyth12]

I think Nintendo took the expression''Foreplay''too far ...

[Themastercode1235]

@ytthyth12 ''Wii would like to play!''

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

Person who thought of this is prolly related to the guy who wrote made "Human Centipede"

[aaws95]

lol 'they dont even have a wii remote!!'

this is the reason i sold my wii

[Jumper4224]

I'm starting not to like Ubisoft.

[BillyyBallo]

if you like this game, look for "Special Match" for iphone

[chaoskiller121]

like this if he said we sex... :b

[Sk8Kookies]

6969

[GrayWoIf]

Dudes are like will it have online? and will there be leader boards?

[BillyyBallo]

OMG! I found the iphone version of this game, his name is "special match" search for it, it's a crazy trailer

[Piscodemon]

PEGI 12? Finally, a game I can play with my 12-year old niece!

[machinimamarlon]

@Piscodemon Ok, I'm not sure if that was supposed to be funny or not but thats just sick.No,honestly I'm serious,I really don't care if you're Zeus from Olympus or Suo from After School Nightmare,no person should ever have said or typed that.

[AlexLong1000]

@machinimamarlon You would not like sickipedia. Grow up and take a joke.

[schieese]

@Piscodemon hahahahahahaha. LOL nice.

[levindy6]

thumbs up if you actually searched for the video where the girls are topless

[100karatsnowman]

LOL MAKE A COMMMERCIAL LIKE THIS WITH 12 YEAR OLDS YOU SICK FUCKS

[GirlGoneMurphy]

Does anyone know the song in this trailer?

[GirlGoneMurphy]

Does anyone know this song?

[dustinthegamer]

What is she doing to herself at 3:25-3:36!?! LMAO!!!!

[Naano99]

hahaha best rewind theater ever

[unnaturalsnaps]

WAIT..

Mortal Kombat was banned in Australia

BUT this was allowed

I have lost all hope in Australia

[philippie61]

lol at the end the first code is 6969 0_0

[gtfomylawndouche]

Hell yeah I'm so glad this aint 18 now I can get 2 or 3 hot girls and do this stuff all night long but there is nothing wrong with it since it's just a video game.

[MrSomething143]

WTF australians can play this but no fuckin mortal kombat WTF

[MrSparta767]

This was rated 12 but because of the advert it was banned in UK and US.. :/

[asasatore]

i wonder what single player is like

[LaughJester9000]

@asasatore FOREVER ALONE

[asasatore]

@LaughJester9000 wth?

[LaughJester9000]

@asasatore single player = without another person to play with you. Therefore, the 4chan meme FOREVER ALONE is needed.

[asasatore]

@LaughJester9000 thank you for that

[chardude23]

@asasatore Well.. it would be eating an apple alone... right? Thats hot, I ave fun every morning at breakfast.

[Delta2357]

@asasatore thats the kind of game that no person would pirate it

[GreenDayFan625]

@asasatore FOREVER ALONE

[puremadnessman]

@asasatore Yep, I think I'll buy my WiiJerk to play the Single Player mode... LOL

[asasatore]

@puremadnessman wow is that new i must get that along with wiiFOREVERALONE LOL

[cloneewars344]

Eating an apple my ass... They're sucking a dick...

[FitchMoose92]

What a stupid game lol

[rocketlochet]

press 6 alot time lol

[Croyles]

I am so buying a Wii just for this game.

[PotatoBruteGames]

1:52 the guys chin actualy fits into the dent of the controller...

[CorruptedNation]

"Enter Parental Code"

"6969"

rofl

[Snip3rMan2193]

2:57 Boner Face

[Losttofind]

Why not show kids playing rather than lustful adults?

[snowypanda93]

Ubisoft insisted they didn't want it to be a 12, but PEGI themselves that gave it the rating because they didn't think the actual gameplay was that 'daring'.

[Mr0Anonymous0]

@snowypanda93 Damn pegi...they suck.

[SuperLamarrio64DS]

Dad: "Did you use the Wii again?"

Girl: "No, why?"

Dad: "The Controller is wet"

[09Rdog]

these guys commentation is hilarious

[bowbay]

Upper Left - 6969

Coincidence? I think not! D8

[paavya]

@bowbay all right, giggity

[snowypanda93]

@bowbay yeah I noticed that too lol

[routhoula]

who in the blazes made this game(?) duncopfs ""_""

[csl316]

A fine choice for a rewind theater.

[hironyx]

4:11 the host says the guys not holding the wii remote? the guys each has one in their pants! LOL

[izzy4684]

@hironyx you could also use the balance board for this game. its not actually a bad idea, but the rating should be mature, and maybe a bit kinkier to excuse it being M rated.

[Phatcat200]

Kinect = REAL SPANKING LMAO XD

[muntasir20]

our society makes no sense when our kids grow up they're gonna be having sex but what they're not gonna be doing is shooting someone in the head so y is the sex banned and not the violence

[TheMangaQueen]

unbelivable! ¬_¬

[KingxInxYellow]

After that they turned the wii off and got out the camcorder.

[Notultimate]

I want to play that game with those girls...

[dlarochan]

Yeahhhh...thats it!!!!!

[andvas1994]

YAY! this is a game for kids.xD

[BossPanzer]

If I ever meet someone who owns this game I'm going to ask how many times he or she played it and if it's any fun although I already know the answer.

[MachoCal]

Banned in UK FML

[wunderfantastike]

PEGI 12? Loool

[lejohnniemac]

surely CHOBOT should be doing the anal(ysis).

[jordandroid]

KNOCKIN' BOOTS: THE GAME

[parapsycho13]

I bet I know where the remote went XD

[eclipsemoon98]

@parapsycho13 up stevens ass?

[t00m1008]

in germany it's like, theres absolutely no violence in movies, but sex is seen even at 11 o'clock am.

[gtfomylawndouche]

@t00m1008 if that's what it's like then wow germany is almost awesome i say almost because i still need some violence in my movies.

[Ketorulz]

(cont) In addition, we are now creating new Wii innuendos that are going to stick to it for life, leaving it in true scrutiny. Sure this will get released on PS3 too, but with the Wii...Geez, just think of the name of the console. Wii DARE indeed, Ubisoft! You TRULY dared alright, to push the outmost limits of what video games were meant to be about. No one better buy this! It doesn't deserve attention at all!

[Ketorulz]

Here is what's bullshit: The Australian Classification Board gave this a PG rating, because they base the rating on game CONTENT, not game CONTEXT! This is why the ACB needs a complete overhaul in the rating system, because now the rating encourages people as young as...well ANYONE (ooh a little parental guidance, whoopdedoo) to play it. This doesn't even seem that fun for long at all either. You would have to be drunk to enjoy it. You may as well have sex games than play this. Wasted Ubisoft!

[varchld]

@Ketorulz Last time I checked, spanking, dancing and kissing was legal even at the PG audience's age. Assault and murder isn't. Granted the whole classification board is dodgy and this game is retarded, but I don't think this is a good example to use on why it's so messed up.

Spin the bottle is more risque than this stupid game could ever be.

[Ketorulz]

@varchld Dancing and kissing are charming. Spanking is totally out of the question of the PG rating, and is not charming at all, especially for sexual purposes. It's the violent gestures that I do not condone a PG rating! Do you understand? It's like the difference between porn and erotica: Porn is violent, but some erotica is usually charming, because it isn't violent, but loving to watch. There's no whipping, no spanking, no violent gestures at all. Violence needs a purpose, and it's NOT sex!

[Ketorulz]

@varchld You know what? Scratch that last sentence. I have no idea what I was talking about.

[darkninjaonizuka]

WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM

[unvergebeneid]

You didn't show the follow-up videos. In one it's actually the guys doing the apple thing. They don't seem to enjoy it though.

[SuperPDiggy]

Beyond, scoop!

[RR123RR]

Why the hell isn't this on the Kinect !? :P

[SCPTuga25]

@RR123RR That... Would be interesting =D

[gamersed94]

@RR123RR because it would be to good to be true

[machinimamarlon]

@RR123RR With a rape minigame!!!!

[ShaneDundon09]

12 my ass its has to b 18s

[FatalKitsune]

Ubisoft, trying for that virtually untapped swingers/gamers market. A bold gambit to be sure.

[FHsDrakk]

@FatalKitsune rofl

[undisputed4life]

@lazyboii247 If you watched the video you would know that he said the trailer was only available to view if you're from Europe. Think before you comment dipshit.

[Jhonatan650]

the first parental control code is 6969 real mature ubesoft

[TheMaxRomeo]

@Jhonatan650 ?

[marbdy]

I thought this game was a joke at first..

[undisputed4life]

I live in Canada and I saw the trailer...

[lachrymose2571]

I love the fact that one of the parental control entries is 6969.

[Rainman498]

@Raelsatu, actually, I am a member of several spanko message boards which also include many Aussie members, and according to them, Australia is very pent up about anything kinky, much more so than the US, so I am surprised that this would be allowed over there and not here.

[aperson30]

enter parental code: 6969, oh wow....

[Crocodilearcher]

Omg. Someones gonna get a small kid pregnant soon.

Small 7 year olds are gonna go spanking other peoplez arses once this game comes out.

Wouldnt it be better to have the real thing instead of a game. lol

[RonnyWho]

that brown haird shit is hot.

[MrHmoobhtt]

i want to be the wii controler

[ZaroacPro]

Does this game make the wiimote vibrate alot????

[ehsanraza58]

i want jess to play this with me

[ExodoPics]

now imagine the playstation move control instead of the wiimote.

[Vaultboy101]

I heard Ubisoft were going to make the on screen avatars gradually lose their clothes over the course of the game, but then they thought "Nah, that would just make the game tacky".

[RS1MS9]

My new favorite console lol jk

[PSTripl3]

...

[MrMetacognition]

Girl:"Dad, did you use the Wii again?"

Dad:"No, why?"

Girl:"There are white stains on the controller"

[2Dzz]

@MrMetacognition I think you might mean brown stains..

[UltraSpaceNinja]

@MrMetacognition The controller must of been black then :P

[swishtrack]

um....................

[johnsmessenger]

LIKE A MAGIC SHOW-Track by Julia Messenger

AVAILABLE ON ITUNES!!!

[Help2850]

Co za asy......

[Slugzh]

@Help2850 we never heard that one before...

[NudilloS83]

I downloaded it, it's a little funny with stupid girls, but bored for u, if u want funny pre-sex, there are million ways better than that game xD.

[UGLYRAED]

I aint buyin it!

[lazyargos]

BEST....GAME...EVER!!!!!!!

[crubba]

in the full version they end up naked and about to have sex, it's hilarious :P

[MintBerryCrunch1227]

seriously....wtf

[Bluedrake42]

this... is the dumbest thing... EVER.

[thecameraguy12345678]

I know a combo the girls can do with a controller with the rumble on... You know what I'm talking about...

[aliskey62389]

Lipstick on the Wii remote!

[MrShamanjuice]

did anyone else notice that the top left parental code is 69 69?

[MrSammyjtek]

Im 12 and live in europe, whens it coming out yess please :D

[kahunakao]

this is about as ridiculous as table tennis on wii, when you could easily play tabletennis ANYWHERE! you wanna have a hedonistic orgie on double-date night, go ahead! can't imagine anyone going "so.. you guys wanna play wii?"

[rahmanroni]

This game would be perfect for Kinect lol

[mendthebroken]

How about just me and 3 girls playing this. That would be better

[MisterHeadrush]

that was annoying how it kept getting paused.

[PaDasia]

THEY ALLOW THIS AND NOT THE MOTHER GAMES!!! I DECLARE WAR!!!

[cornholioman123]

can you fucking stop pausing the damn video?

[TheNinjaLettuce]

@cornholioman123 its IGN REWIND THEATER fagggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggggggggggggggggot

[pivotkid85]

wants the point, i'd rather stick the wiimote up my girlfriends pussy

[Gregwilson12]

@pivotkid85 Who ever gets it the furthest wins! XD

[demonnogo]

LMAO 6969! 69 means both of the partners are having oral sex at the same time so 6969 means 4 people are having oral sex at the same time. UBISOFT YOU GUYS ARE CLEVER.

[hobbyrunker20]

nice i gonna invite the guys and start play ;D

[noodler99]

I'll wait for the xbox version... No Controllers needed.... Much more hands on....

[d3athbRinger]

ubisoft

fuck you -_-

[tinghaling]

Looks shite

[rraazze]

What...The...Hell...Did I just watch...?

Wow Ubisoft is really going to town these days...So much for convincing the world gamers aren't sex crazed, psychopathic killers huh?

[BloodScorchedSun]

very funny rewind

[Davosemi]

Australia has a maximum rating of MA15+ for video games and playboy mansion was accepted in on ps2 a few years back. Stupid government.

[TheDragonlord103]

so fucking fake

[TheUnluckyEverydude]

@TheDragonlord103 Dude no. It's real.

[demonnogo]

@TheDragonlord103 lmao. It's not fake. Look it up.

[sirdouglas2nd]

New trophy utter slut