Me: "Blimy, I have seen ALL OF THOSE EPISODES! Oh Cock I have seen so many episodes I am talking like this even though I am American and for some reason I feel like Me and everyone I know here in the USA are fat!
"As Thomas, you can shoot more accurately, throw lassos, and climb ledges, and as Ray, you can open the pause menu, restart the mission and choose Thomas instead, you fucking idiot."
"...leave this bint alone in a waiting room for an hour, and she'd find a way to get raped by the chair."
"Press X to hide, press triangle to quote Bible, right trigger to poo pants."
Oh yeah, THREE quotes. That's how bad-ass I am, motherfuckers.
@yourdemiseishere PS3 controller has a triangle button and an X button. I'm more concerned about the triangle button and the right trigger on the same controller. The 360 has a right trigger and a right bumber; The PS3 has R1 and R2.
the part at the very end nearly made me shit myself.
APHsealandrocks 13 hours ago
3:22 AM just one more...
javelin901 6 days ago
4:10 Yes, yes it did surprise me.
Neptunequeen42 6 days ago
"So where were all those protective indian spirits when the smallpox blankets were being handed around, eh"
LOL truth
iamthechanceman 6 days ago
keep doing what you do!
Sequin19 6 days ago
i love you!
Sequin19 6 days ago
This may be surprising, but [Kazoo]!
TechUnadept 1 week ago
ray ftw. Just buy 2 quickshooters :p
ras464 1 week ago
yay for 100 . . . Brrrr
TheTelenation 2 weeks ago
Shit yeah! Finally got to hear the entire theme song! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
VoreTechz1985 2 weeks ago
Damn thats a good theme tune
PowderedAsh 2 weeks ago
@Dreadmantisthe2nd The real question here is who WASENT saying "HEAH-REZ" while Watching this. Video
YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN 2 weeks ago
full theme is awesome
gregour11 3 weeks ago
AAH RETURN OF THE EVIL PANTS
Caboose039 1 month ago
spot on.
MrEricedge 1 month ago
@gingaslaya The song would be "The Zero Punctuation Theme Tune"
Roxasfan40 1 month ago
RAR
12walkietalkie13 1 month ago
But I'm up to the 105th video in the playlist? There was a double up or two I guess.
PuffBunny1 1 month ago in playlist Zero Punctuation
I just love the lonley "pweeh" at the end :)
Th3beat 1 month ago
naww that last streamer was soo cute
TheTelenation 1 month ago
what's the song called?
gingaslaya 1 month ago
5:58
roeeamar 2 months ago
4:10 Anyone else notice that his blood changes colour?
Mutilatrix 2 months ago
100
Mrbordershock 2 months ago
its british.....
Ninjapenguingurl 2 months ago
OH MY GOD!!!
THAT'S how the openning sequence ACTUALLY sounds!?!
now i feel bad about constantly skipping over it
hyperpirate357 2 months ago
Watch the video to the very end. The VERY end. Past the credits, past the theme song.
Also, brace yourself.
ThatOnePerson89 2 months ago
I want a fuck of button! Random person: huurrr! ur dumb! me: *presses fuck off button* *random person gets hit with a rape chair*
mistertestsubject 2 months ago
Why can't I press a button marked fuck off and my brother sneaks up behind them and smashes a chair over their head?? LOL
juangarcia2007 3 months ago 2
that is a manly song
ShadowWolfRising 3 months ago
Sees the epic music part...
Me: "Blimy, I have seen ALL OF THOSE EPISODES! Oh Cock I have seen so many episodes I am talking like this even though I am American and for some reason I feel like Me and everyone I know here in the USA are fat!
DaGameGuy11 3 months ago
this may suprise you but *FPHWWEEEEEEE!*
XD i CANNOT keep a straight face when i hear that
abledbody 3 months ago
dem undies
chocoletFIRE 3 months ago
If red dead is good. Haha
N3rdyDav3 4 months ago
its pronounced war-ez
digitalzues13 4 months ago
1:17 ...I nearly choked to death on my brownie and shot it out my nose.. it was painful, but fuck was it worth it.
CRUSH3Rdlux 4 months ago
Am I the only one that started saying "HWAH-REZ" like Yahtzee does while watching this video?
Dreadmantisthe2nd 4 months ago 76
@Dreadmantisthe2nd ive ALWAYS said it like that because its the right way to say it
DannyEastes 4 months ago
@Dreadmantisthe2nd thats what i call the series in real life now...
chocoletFIRE 3 months ago
@Dreadmantisthe2nd why were you saying it during the video ? xD
billyboblingwa1 3 months ago
Chair raping people, what will they think of next
IGeorge94 4 months ago
That spiky thing is a dog???
D3w10n 4 months ago
@D3w10n Its an imp, "diddle my dog" i think is just an expresion of surprise
cattacer 4 months ago
@D3w10n an imp
dropboys1 4 months ago
"As Thomas, you can shoot more accurately, throw lassos, and climb ledges, and as Ray, you can open the pause menu, restart the mission and choose Thomas instead, you fucking idiot."
"...leave this bint alone in a waiting room for an hour, and she'd find a way to get raped by the chair."
"Press X to hide, press triangle to quote Bible, right trigger to poo pants."
Oh yeah, THREE quotes. That's how bad-ass I am, motherfuckers.
Casundia 4 months ago 93
@Casundia wait x and triangle on the same controller?and a secret after the credits
yourdemiseishere 4 months ago
@yourdemiseishere PS3 controller has a triangle button and an X button. I'm more concerned about the triangle button and the right trigger on the same controller. The 360 has a right trigger and a right bumber; The PS3 has R1 and R2.
Casundia 4 months ago
phwoooo!
ZhoZhaal 5 months ago
Well done on that intro song
AlexanderDavidBand 5 months ago
Please release the intro song on itnes for 69p
lotro4ever4000 5 months ago
@lotro4ever4000 Escapist has the intro song free for download on their site.
KPWSinister1 5 months ago
@KPWSinister1 I#d still pay for it
lotro4ever4000 5 months ago
Toot
GoldTacoProductions 6 months ago
"Why can't i just press a button marked 'fuck off!' and get my brother to throw a chair at you!"
haha!
CheeseySpazMan12 6 months ago
Epic...
Th3beat 6 months ago