Mickey Avalon "Mr. Right"

[MattShannondrums]

Who saw him sniff his armpits.?:p

[yeeeeahbuddyy]

^^ except Bob Marley ;)

[puecow]

is taht get low one 1s and 2s???

[donnybowman]

these girls are so sad lol they are all drunk messes 

[eyawn]

Oh @The300pounder you silly. If you think this is the best performer while high I guess you never heard of JIMI HENDRIX. Get some perspective music existed before 2006.

[MrBigdick81]

i like the blonde at the beginning with the big ass tits! All the other girls, nice try, but you can suck my big sick cuz your titties aren't big enough!

[mypocketmypocketface]

This music is so fucking chill. Lol, makes me want to get drunk and smoke weed while simultaneously dropping acid, shooting up coke, snorting coke and stripping. Fuck yeah...

[2Dsuperhero]

@mypocketmypocketface

quote of the ages

[CharissaDarling]

@mypocketmypocketface i feel theeee same way

[couldntgivafuk]

fuck chicks are sad, will do anything for attention

[twobazzar]

ROCKY DENNIS IN THE HOUSE......the guy that " mask " was based on....

[xmtsystems]

Was that Simon Rex @ 3:41?

[tmgsys]

I could think of 1 word describing the girls in the video :

GOLD-DIGGERS !

[swearinpandaz]

Wow he says those lyrics really good for being so wasted XD

[InfinityArch]

"i smell like onion cheese!"

[SuperLyricalMusic]

Hahah he looks so drunk ;) but I still love him! I did a lyric video to this song and I would highly appreciate it if you take a couple of minutes of your time to check it out! and suggest other songs for my to make a video for! Thanks a lot :)

~ Emma

[InfinityArch]

@SuperLyricalMusic he's more than just drunk.... its Mickey Avalon.....

[ps3inthezone21]

haha looks like he is fucked up ... but it sounds pretty good

[xxMilkManNxx]

.....I want groupies



[KastroThaDon]

Dirt,Mickey,and Andre are gay as fuck hahahaha

[Chinchyplatypus]

@KastroThaDon okay if their gay as fuck why are they getting more pussy than you'll ever get in your intire life?

[KastroThaDon]

@Chinchyplatypus I'm a fan you faggot. They call each other faggots so I do to. Besides mickey acts fucking gay as fuck. And I get pussy every night so what the fuck are you talking about? Faggot.

[maizecop]

@KastroThaDon  yet they still get more pussy than you.!!!!!!!

[KastroThaDon]

@maizecop I doubt that Mickey likes pussy. Especially since he's a faggot.

[The300pounder]

I dont know a whole of artists that can perform live, extremely drunk and high, as well as he does. lol

[MalfoyWhore]

@The300pounder thats because he probably sang the original in the same state

[slumberparty333]

YO I'M MR. RIGHT!(:

[MrGGTvz]

He's not wasted at all.... yeah he is. :P

[NorCalFisher]

looks like a fuckin thizz fest to me.

[TheFunnyKillerBunny]

holy FUCK he must be fucked up... LOL

[michellekfleming]

@richandsxinney the songs are great but he needs way hotter girls. these chicks aren't pretty and definately not rich. #tanorexia

[yupitsjessbbyx3]

Simon Rex???? O__O

[tHeOrEgOnAiRsOfT]

is mickey bi or gay he just dont look completely straight

[twinship22]

@tHeOrEgOnAiRsOfT

only one judge dude and it isn't you.

[lolPaperclip]

ultimate greese

[nitroboyn2o]

lol this is so on playback :)

[Mystery69]

how many bad rap groups do you know with 3 dudes in em? That's right, NONE.

We got Beastie Boys and Run DMC to name a couple...but Mickey and the boyz need to tour more. COME TO STL

[whitedahlia420]

there all smacked!



[confrontme24]

mickey avalon is the shit bump white till i cant bump right



[1992brat]

I smell like onion cheese. lmfaoo

[xxxaidenlynnxxx]

any one notice he sniffs his pits b4 he starts singing at like 0:09 and tries to play it off lol hahaha

[plutohoe]

He looks fucked up all the time haha.

[headrush42069]

23 people found out thier gf had a mr right

[riveradeline]

STDs are leaking out of my computer D:

[dredlew]

redue the sound quality.

[koltonlark]

this guy is out of his fuckin head.. saw him a few years back and he actually put on a decent show though

[lgd1974]

I suspect lots of chicks dig this guy because he comes off in a non-threatening manner.

[realitybender2121]

i smell like onion cheese hahahahhahahahaha he was fuckin GEEKIN!!!!

[RackBombRepeat]

haha damn so many dumb bitches on his dick, that's tight as fuck

[AdiaOuellette]

'' I smell like onion cheese.. ''

Ohh, Mickey.. You crack me up. :]

[GregGeezSWP]

he looks like pauly shore wit long ass hair

[forestskog]

These girls look so uncomfortable trying to be sexy, loose and confident. It actually hurts to watch. Good song though.

[santahchrist]

@forestskog

they're all whores

[AdamtheArchitect]

That large blond amazon is really annoying!

[blakejune]

Lovin dirts wheels in the back

[specing]

lmfao mickey looks like hes fighting to stay conscious during this whole song

[kid123454]

that girl dancing on him looks like a guy

[laceyanne6387]

@kid123454 mickey himself is unattractive...so its ok....they have a mutual unattractiveness about them....

[UROXZMYSOXZ]

Hahahah man he is good even when he is on stuff. :P

[Barlow91]

im deffinately snuffin this guy when i see him.

[retaredjoe]

dang when did this album came out.

[JOHNWAYNE6984]

HOME BOY LOOKS LIKE THAT FOO IN THAT MOVIE (MASK) WITH CHER

[Ariakas7708]

@JOHNWAYNE6984 LOL he does, hows this dude get SO MUCH ASS!? I know hes talented but fuck! I cant be mad tho, first time I heard "my dick" I was a fan. How can you hate on Micky lol

[Superabound2]

@Ariakas7708 you know he lived on the streets as a gay prostitute for a few years right?

[NorthShoreAllDayLong]

fuck the hate comments do what you want in life enjoii it while life is here have fun don't let fags like "dangerschlong" push you down... party it up alll day longgg...yeaaaah boys..

[GoyMeyoto]

How drunk do you have to be to find Mickey Avalon hot? He looks like bigbird with a jewfro. O.o I like his music, but is fame all it takes to get ass like that? wtf?

[UROXZMYSOXZ]

@GoyMeyoto hahahahaha you made me laugh so hard. Yeah, I don't exactly know why I like him *looks* either.... love his music though. hahaha :D

[XbullisticX]

yeaa he smokes mad weed ,xtc mdma,shrooms ,coke ,acid,meth, all the drugs u can think of bc this guys ballinnn

[nbbbiggestfan4ever]

@XbullisticX hahhahaha

[forestskog]

What is this some 15 year olds Bat Mitsvah?

[hengistnerd]

Man, he sure is high as fuck.

[billj500]

Sluts are rad.

[Dezpin234]

Mickey Avalon Is Awesome

[wetbackwerwolf]

i dont know who is hotter him or them bitches dancing.they all look pretty tore up.

[shonnahatesyou1]

Did he just repeatedly do a pit check just all out in the open and whatnot?

[Pi11z3ury]

@shonnahatesyou1 He totally fucking did hahaha

[johnny69player]

love dirrt nasty in the background

[kjs1324]

@johnny69player haha yea Dirt Nasty's the shit, they all are. I'm pretty positive right next to Dirt you can see Andre Legacy too, at least he has the same crazy hair. Shoot to Kill muthafuc$a...if only Beardo was in there too :/

[kjs1324]

@kjs1324 yea that's def Andre Legacy's voice at the end

[thaler543]

"boom....

i smell like onion cheese."

its so wrong how attracted i am to him...

[amadorico]

fuckin junky

[darkflavour]

atleast this guy has the right personality going..

[triqqey]

Except for the lyrics, music, and singer, this is a pretty good song.

[xPwntatochips]

One ugly motherfucker right there.

[popoufo]

Even if I didn't know his backstory I would just assume that he was a gay prostitute or had been in the past

[kebo1995]

@popoufo you are correct he was a male prostatute

[MsDickard]

mickey avalon's the god. he looks like shit, raps about shit and he's got all the chicks. respect

[MrThemanbj]

im sleeping wit yo girlfriend

[laurag333]

he's my hero,. hhahahahah

[MrHigherthanlife]

ending is soo funny... I smell like onion cheese LMAO no wonder he was sniffing his arm pits!

[sunnyrow333]

HAHAHA 14 seconds in he sniffs his pits funnaaay

[aprilmarielocke]

daaaaamn hes fuckd up

[Packer552]

he is smelling his pitts????

[redmist421]

it would small like fish in there lol : ]

[nigsncrackas]

i think hes hammered

[alexxisdope]

DIRT NASTY is in the background!!! :) i like that dude .. and mickey avalon is sweeet

[Rannik45715]

@dangerschlong, yeh we can tell be your netname dangerschlong, your stupid girls, and dumb hookers that you are a real person to listen to about women's behavior and music. by the appearance of your post you are a friggin idiot

[oTishelo]

Mickey Avalon Ftw :]

[jeffery800]

there is so many girls at his gigs

[xXskaterofdeathXx]

i smell like onion cheese.

lmao!!

[youtubeq]

i like that part 1:59 radio

[niloc87]

"I smell like onion cheese" hahaha

[cj3393]

hes trying to hide the fact hes smelling his armpit for B.o. so hot

[marcab1an]

This guy is the shit, looks like an 80's rockstar and makes awsome rap music. Only white rapper ive seen that don't look like a walking, talking joke. Eminems wigger ass fans ruin it for me, mickey dont pretend to be anything but what he actually is, a drugged out little white guy that makes awsome music and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

[argetlam234]

@marcab1an lol hes jewish

[marcab1an]

@argetlam234 Jewish is a religion not a race lol

[theLOLsincorporated]

@marcab1an THANK YOU! I agree so much about Eminem. Eminem just tries to be black, and tries to pretend he's "hardcore". Mickey's just like, "Eh, I just want drugs, hookers, and sex." He's REAL!

[lilrichbig18]

@marcab1an listen to wax man. search "wax new crack" for a good introduction if your interested in another totally legit white rapper.

[capnmorgan4]

@marcab1an well said yo

[MusicIsLifeBmore]

@marcab1an ur lame as fuck ... u dont have no idea what rap is... this faggot dont even compare to eminem.... not even in the same league... this kid is fuckin terrible.... i typed his name in and clicked a song.... this is the worst rap i ever heard... to even take this kid serious is fuckin retarded.... straight garbage

[PharaohMoan]

@marcab1an You know that Mickey Avalon fans all have one thing in common; they all have vaginas between they're legs. Avalon's a talentless bitch.

[croydon1000]

@PharaohMoan fuck talent give me a a line of groupies gagging to fuck and the ability to make ppl enjoy there self, which is what he has....... and by the way I wouldn't mind be Idolised by all them women in that room ;)

[PharaohMoan]

@croydon1000 You make a valid point. I mean, just because a pedophile is good at making balloon animals and magic tricks, that doesn't mean that children aren't going to "love" him. HAHAHAHA!!

[secretlyhidden]

I love him so much...

[griffithafrank]

Women being objectified right there

[crushwack07]

@griffithafrank terrific ain't it?

[krizonras17]

boooooom the regata

[DangerSchlong]

I love how many stupid girls listen to this shit and wonder why they cry after doing the dirty with some piece of shit. You dumb hookers!!!!!

[Chris3836]

@DangerSchlong HAHA YEA i know right ;)

[deeznutsz82]

@DangerSchlong LMFAO

[kos638]

@DangerSchlong TRUST ME!!!!

[liamlhd19]

@DangerSchlong they all look high on down

[cougarkilla85]

@DangerSchlong

totally agree there really are alot of dirty hoes, In Los Angeles there are more Nasty hoes they look like 10`s but there snatches are dirty dirty dirty. It`s too bad how many hoes are out there guess i just respect my soldier!

[cdreid9999]

@DangerSchlong I usually hate rap and i Love his music. Ya hes got a thing for underage girls but his music rocks.

[Nixie714]

@DangerSchlong

aw did your girlfriend f*(k him? :)

[Birthdaycake24]

@DangerSchlong I don't think we cry?

[youhavegeniusshins]

@DangerSchlong Hey, don't call them hookers. Hookers get paid.

[krizonras17]

boom the regata?

[MrFreerideX]

Hammer song! Yeah DUDE!

[leighxcore11]

Does he have a mullet? If so I love it.

[Bubbles424tdb]

hes soo fucked up

[Lightsquarekilla]

Haha "I smell like onion cheese"

;D

[CobaltSSbye]

hahaha mickey looks fucked up!! LOL epic song :)

[Coloradodankable]

mostly slutty coke girls are fun; and they make the world go round, and round... so don't hate.

[ACIDOVERRIDE420]

mickey avalon would be good if he didnt have a fan base of mostly slutty coke head girls that dont even know the lyrics but i still enjoy his music.BUT ATMOSPHERE on the other hand just = love life <3

[11crows]

lol the girls are rapeing him when he sing

[GhostDistortion]

I've heard so much about this guy and then I check it out and I gotta admit, I'm really not impressed at all. Just some dude singing a trendy song that will be too passe to listen to in front of your friends. I gotta say I like Atmosphere much better.

[TheAdulteryisRipe]

Lol, Trendy?

Barely anyone knows this guy.

Just because you get no poon doesn't mean you gotta hate on an ugly ass buy getting poon ;)

[GhostDistortion]

I'm not real sure what you're talking about. I get quite a bit. I'm married. I'm not hating on the guy for that matter. I'm just saying it's not for me. If somebody else digs it that's fine. I'm glad people do and the guy can make money at it. good for him. I just prefer Atmosphere and Immortal Technique as far as indy rappers go.

[iammusicgod69]

...but its fake like your tits and your eyes and your nose and your lips and your braids...

i luv dis shit

[katesmyflashlight]

he says brains not braidss

[kyla6789]

lol women are so funny...

like look at them all yelling and fixing themselves, trying to get his attention.. .and trying to be noticed....

i mean i'm guilty of acting like this

no doubt if i were there, i'd be acting like that

but its just funny. seeing them all act like that

[katesmyflashlight]

agreed^ haha

i'm not gonna lie, i think most every girl would act that way

but hes not particularly good looking

[BbyAguilera702]

he uugglly ass fuuckk ! but he siing good , ilove my dick song !(:

[pimplepopper34]

boom i smell like onion cheese

[motley666cobain]

fuck that blonde at the start was so hot fuck

[zosoclap]

haha dude you need to get out more

[walkerhargis]

warm coors light is the shit

[hayholetzgo]

HAha sick, he sounds like Pauly Shore

[lulem400]

WEEEASSSSEALLL

[tokin420nchokin]

caligula... the chubby blonde is prolly the one they all piss on or something when they get done fuckin the cute ones stupid. i know i would get bored if i could have all the hott ass pussy i wanted.. gotta switch it up

[bobby123greenhalgh]

Haha he smells his armpits right at the start, what a goof :P

[mcnugazuma]

fuck eminem, same shit different album

[marcusgold11]

You think Mikey uses drugs? ;)

[duckassasin34]

haha hes barley standing haha

[dragoncm3]

Course i mean who dosent think that.

[volcombabe420]

@marcusgold11 i hope :)

[FeatBeater]

@marcusgold11 He rules! don't care if he do use them !

[weirdemails]

@marcusgold11 no doubt

[MafiaproductionsIII]

@marcusgold11 hmmm what makes you say that?lmao

[Caligula90]

hahahha look at that ugly fckin blonde fat girl. why did they let her in? hahahaha fucking mistake

[tiowong]

dude this guy is the ultimate pimp master.. I didn't know about him until recently, wao.. its like a freaking re-incarnation of Robert Plant; and girls nowadays are hotter now.. damn!!! lucky MF

[VinylBurns]

"I smell like onion cheese."

haha.

[Jamesiliobaird]

whos the coon in the background rofl made me lol

[paleroza]

fuck eminem! mickey avalon is better then that stupid talentless fucker ANYDAY.

[dzmeikrantz]

wow your a waste of life.. mickey avalon is good i like him but he doesnt have half the talent that eminem has.. em is one of the greatest rappers of all time.. learn somethign about music before you embarrass yourself again

[paleroza]

no. i stick my what i say. i hate that white thrash fucker.i used to listen to him,u USE to be a fan, but i realized hes just a washed up angry piece of shit rapper. i dont like his music. i dont like his raps. period. at least mickey avalon actaully has something new to rap about. em has been rapping about the same shit his entire career.

[vaginafina]

dude all those girls r prolly drunk

[satanhead69]

And your point is?

[vaginafina]

he is getting laid lol

[paggac]

this is it it is beeeeeeeeest i am dieing whwn i hear tthhhhiiisss

[rockrhymrr]

Damn Eminem opened the door for drugged out cornballs like this? Mr. write something skillful.

[dzmeikrantz]

eminem is actually a real fuckin rapper he has nothing to do with Mickey avalon... mickey avalon is a just funny club music that ppl can get down do when theyre fucked up... dont associate talented rappers with funny artists like micky avalon

[fdation]

this is horrible is this for real????you suck you fag

[durden11]

at the very end "i smell like onion cheese" hahaha

hahaha everyone in that room is ripped on blow