Margaret Cho - Assassin Part 8/8

[MisusePerfected]

I wanna be a part of Al Gayda XD Let's terrorise the emotionally constipated!

[KyleOgilvie1]

Al Gay-da. One sleeper cell you don;t wanna mess with. The gay Army will fuck you up, especially the Lesbian Vegans. They will torture you the proper way. forget water boardings, they will sit you through three and a half hours of non stop Streisand, and an encore performance of Cher.

[bialovesanime]

Just imagine how awesome it would be to go to her shows and meet all these people who are pissed off for all the same reasons you are. sigh, for once I want to be able to talk to someone without being enraged by their hatred and ignorance.

[aNGLICANcHOIR92]

@bialovesanime I completely agree! I'll bet those shows are wonderful havens.

[BrocxMalaak]

I just love her! She's so funny and doesn't care who doesn't like her.

[LadyTekillah]

@XoXoSakuraKissXoXo ur a homophobic piece of scum, and ur opinion is neither wanted or valid here. so why don't you do us all a favor, and Fuck off? better still, go kill yourself, coz its the 2000.s- and there's no room for Homophobes in this modern age. and as for your question? 'ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS RETARDED?' my answer is 'YES, people are that retarded, all you have to do is look in the mirror to look at fucking retard.' you are a retard coz u havnt realized Homophobia is so Yesterday!!

[Lightcaster123]

@LadyTekillah If you only took one minute to actually read the entire comment, you would notice he was literally reading one of her hate mails and commenting on that. Who's the retard now?

[RainbowPaint]

haha that guy laughing!

[TwistedxJester]

I LOVE YOU MARGARET.

[KayLDay]

and my bf won't even let me put a finger in his ass. WHAT THE CRAP?

[smek2]

JESUS SAVES!

[TheArsenique]

@smek2 ...money on his car insurance by using Geico.

[Meexxo]

Don't fuck with ALGAYDA!!! XD

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

One of the hate letters said "how could you say such things about our wonderful president? if it

weren't for right-minded men like him, your fat dyke self wouldn't even

be allowed to speak! why, you'd still be picking seaweed in the fields

of bangkok!1!"

ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS RETARDED???

[gaylolful]

@XoXoSakuraKissXoXo LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MultiTsai]

what does she say after !bush is not hitler"? "he would be, if ..." what

[MITSUKIISDEAD]

@MultiTsai

She said "bush is not Hitler. He would be, if he applied himself." lol XD

[Lavendershadow95]

OH MY GOD I LOVE HER SOO MUCH!

[secritkid99]

why do they think fat dyke is an insult? to me it means im gonna eat fried chicken and pussy...... thats why i braught wetnaps

[orick411]

"When I posted those emails I inadverdantly activated Algayda... That is a sleeper cell you don't want woke up!" LMAO!

[mrbrianmccarthy]

I like Margaret cho's comments about Janet Jackson---America loves fake outrage,and that was an example of it in its most obnoxious form.

[Marlifan69]

@161angie No way! I'm bisexual myself, and I love lesbians! And Margaret is one of my all-time favorite artists! :)

[Marlifan69]

@161angie Oh no, you got me wrong! I was referring to her lines on the video! Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[Lightcaster123]

I really did hear a high-pitched noise...

[sukiepoekie]

there is this guy in the audience and his laughfing sounds orgasmic

it`s so distracting and hilarious

[Marlifan69]

Fat dike, fat dike, fat dike, Jesus Saves!

[precint13]

hell Gay-da ! wohoooo

[mokshalovely]

Al-Gayda.

EXCELLENT.

[steamingleo]

Maybe ill use a strap on dildo on this guy ive been liking for 3 years (but he hates me).. so that he'll never leave me :P... thanks for the advice margaret!!

[Arcanetheory7]

@steamingleo O.o good luck with that

[elohelreh]

Go back to your country fat dyke fat dyke fat dyke fat dyke fat dyke JESUS SAVES.

[YELLOWCOWDASH]

FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL!!!! she is so awesome yay!

[japanesemusiclover9]

straight men love it in the ass!!!

[StageConspire]

Her act is so amazing! It made me laugh so hard, it's fantastic!

And she has great legs too, she looks great too! I love Margaret Cho!

[ngdj999]

LOL L GAYDA

[PimpMyParadigm]

i love the idea i her using dildos on str8 dudes it just disrupts heterosexuality in so many ways (speaking of hazing ;)

[aaronflameboy]

"I had inadvertently activated Al Gayda - that is a sleeper camp you do not want to wake up, yo!"

[canzo0378]

This is the by far the worst Margaret Cho so far....actually, from here on her comedy pretty much goes down the drain. All her jokes are nothing but crude, repulsive, low-life sex jokes and political gay agendas... no more of just a pure humor and creativity that used to be part of her comedy. I feel sad that now she's become just a "trashy", main-stream bashing, tatooed freak. Sometimes, being controversial and rebellious is legitimate and interesting, but after awhile it is just tiresome...

[Amiyuy12]

fried chicken and pussy yum!

[Kitteepaws90]

The way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach.

[iLuvJiffy]

OH I WISH SOMEONE WOULD TRY TO MESS WITH MY GIRL.

[adervenisje]

14 people are pissing off al-gayda

[Kitteepaws90]

@adervenisje LMFAO!!!

[hurdlebeast1234]

that means imma eat fried chicken and pussy!

[DaiReborn]

And finally, about halfway through the last of 8 videos, she gets around to MY subculture!

[TakedaDemon]

<,< So wait...She got trolled...So she got them trolled x10? Not much for her comedy, but her tactics are nice.

[ultimatrix4]

Nobody messes with my girl!

[leqaf]

I really just need half a reason. lol

[AurousProduction]

"Courtney Love would say, 'you know what, I can't. I gotta work tomorrow'." xD Omg, this completely brightened my day.

"Like, who didn't know Tommy Chong smoked weed? It's on the SAT!"

"George Bush is not Hitler. He WOULD be if he applied himself."

[Hermanhusband]

She looks Fabulous!

I love the way she holds the stage captive... doesn't move from the spot for the entire show... like a small stone in a river of happy applause. If I were her father, I'd be damned Proud!

[isoblah]

AL-GAYDA... hehehehe.

[prismasstoraordbok]

love you margareth! :D

emh.. could someone explain that george buch/hitler thing to me? i'm not sure i understood all the words.. :/

[Rocket7910]

she said something along the lines of

George Bush isn't Hitler: he would be if he tried harder.

[sumayyah1980]

Margaret Cho ROCKS HARD!!

[citychi27]

fat dike fat dike fat dike jesus saves.

[blarepierce01]

jesus is a fag

[PinkMilkAndCookies]

that was awsome xD

the only female comedian ive heard that is actually funny :P

[poljiu]

oh my god i love her!!!!!! ♥ (:

[cheesesmiles]

who doesn't love Margaret Cho? EVERYBODY LOVES MARGARET CHO!!!!!!

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"I HAVE used strap-on dildos, but I've only used them on straight guys."

Lol, yup, they're out there. XD

[DanceWaterDance09]

@TheInnerSanctuary That was my favorite lol

[jieqiren89]

I LOVE Margret Cho too!

[UltraViolet93]

me 3 lol

[simmerdownsima]

I LOVE MARGARET CHO!!!

[20lunalunera]

i love margaret cho

[princeofexcess]

al what??

[solomonbroad]

Gay-da. It's a play on Al-Qaeda.

[freyjasage]

al gay-da

[badtrinity72]

only person who can tell you to go back to your country is a native american...... hahaha love it and very good point !

[UrDaiLyH311]

so true, hah.

[pollracker]

all of what she says is a good point, and i hate to think how many just consider her a commedian of the gay community. I am a straight man and i love her humor and agree with her politics I think if more straight people were welling to listen may be they wouldnt pull the bullshit that they do all the time

[changobilly22]

i agree

im straight too dude

but i love Margaret Cho

and i support her politics too

haha

[stellar187]

i inadvertently activated AL-GAYDA!

[Barkley091]

Thats why I brought Wetnaps... LMAO

[UltimoLatino]

mmmm fried chicken and pussy............. sounds delicious!

[aipyor]

howard stern has a tv show..jack ass..:)

i luv her anyway...

[baixianghua]

hehehehe algayda

[ShaNaaNaay]

fat dyke fat dyke JESUS SAVES!!!! LOL

[not1so2secret3agent]

"OH MY GOD CIRQUE DU SOLEIL IS WARMING UP ON MY FRONT LAWN!!!"

lmao

[Nick7nick]

I agree. It is only degrading to women if these women were forced against their will. If a bunch of hot waitresses with breasts bother you, it's more about jealousy then respect for women.

A women has the right to use her body however she see's fit.

[nocturneofthewind]

That's not really the problem. The problem is that the entire business is set up around the objectification of women. It's less about the women and their clothing as the response from men to that clothing.

Notice also how Hooters tends to not hire chicks who are not "hot" according to social standards. Nor do they hire men as servers. It really is a problematic business.

[jlhva09]

Ooooo, Enchante'!

[DamnItNanet]

1:56

[ximilixaca]

JESUS SAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! tell those christian hipocrits off baby! WOOO!

[lokiisaposer]

I guess I'll be the one to say "the emperess has no clothes" She's NOT funny she's jus bitter, vulgar, mean and full of hate.She's just like every other main stream artist ( and I use that term very loosely) that couldn't hack it so she started playing to the gay crowd ( for all you "gay activist" types she's married to a GUY. She said it in her show "If you don't like me I'll make you hate me." Koreans DESPISE her

[AcrylicOnion]

shes hilarious, and frivolous with her sassy insults.

its not hate, just social commentary.

duh shes married to a man..everyone knows that.

[sevengem]

"Straight guys love it in the ass" XD!

[canzo0378]

Actually, I think it was you who left a comment to a wrong person in the first place...so you might wanna send your message again

[canzo0378]

So...? what's your point? and second of all???

[mmr11027]

Oh, she REALLY rocks for posting that hate mail info on her website. People are always SOOOOO sorry when they get caught! Not so sorry when they write that hate mail and press send...

[JessicaSophiaC]

Damn right. And they're usually the people who can't say that stuff live so they hide behind their computers.

[mrbrianmccarthy]

@mmr11027 I agree---people are so brave "shouting insults" behind a computer.How funny that Ms Cho posted their addresses on her page.People need to think twice about what they send to others in an e-mail.

[MaxC17]

lol i wanna see her show in Toronto

[AbstractKrissy]

haha lol she is so funny

crazy and wierd

but hilarious

[canzo0378]

It's so ironic that everything that she is saying about reflects or describes her own life! She is against putting people in jail for doing drugs...because SHE does the drugs, she judges ppl for being "angry" while she is full of anger and bitterness herself! She is just so pathetic...

[Mistermuggz]

I am so happy that there are more thumbs up at the end of this! She is hillarious!

[Jorgecamach0]

Woot Woot hell yeah theres nothing wrong with the weed

[wrog]

yeah, like she is totally gonna read that xD

[user3115]

My intention was for YOU to read it. It worked.

[aktarros]

Ah, deceit and trickery. How wondrous of you to kick yet more dirt over honor's grave.

[GorillaGarbageArt07]

Love the line, the only people who can tell you to go back to your country are Native Americans....AMEN oh and Jesus saves lmao

[zeedee92]

haha i know i was so happy she said that it's about time SOMEONE does. lol

[vysehrad]

six stars

[brian85013]

Applause, Applause, Standin O!

[romanandre]

"Fat dyke, fat dyke, fat dyke, fat dyke, jesus saves!" ROFL

[rio197]

she looks great!

[buzzplus]

Al Gayda! Omg she's so hilarious!

[hwanjoe]

What is really interesting is to see that George W. Bush approval rating is 17% LOL... Looks like Margaret Cho had it right from jump street! :)

[manramen]

I agree with Margaret Cho accept her assonine notion that only Republicans are bad and that's not right. You DON"T have a right to ANY opinion when you say it in hopes of stirring up stuff as though your opinion is fact.

[vivaroma18]

yeah that is true it's called propaganda

but do you want to look at your republican party and tell me that they aren't guilty of it too?

cause i will give you like 3 examples just in this past election!

[thenscream]

love the hooters comment

[canzo0378]

she doesn not know the core reason for putting drug dealers into prison. Its Not because they ar physically dangrous but because they are cultrally and socially harmful to the good hard working, right-minded society. I'm sure she wouldn't mind having her childrn or nephews bcoming drug dealers but most of the right minded ppl do! Also, she has such an intense hatred toward Christians, that she just attacks them on every single one of her show, and she thinks she is the most "fair" person..sad

[berkeleybenje]

I don't think she is anti-Christianity as much as she is anti-right-wing Christianity. Most of the time when a liberal says something against Christians they are really standing against Republicans.

[thenscream]

"go back to your country fat dyke fat dyke jesus saves" love it!

[KittieKatKit]

AL - GAYDA. Priceless. Lol

[crazytatsuiki]

Thank goodness she took on Howard Stern. Everyone in Hollywood defends him, but she's totally right, he is fundamentally anti-woman.

[kkapilashrami]

go bak to ur country...fat dyke fat dyke fat dyke fat dyke....jesus saves...hahahahahahah omfg i love margaret cho....

[ohfuckingwell]

go back to your country!!!

justjoking your funny as fuck...lol

1/2 northern pauite

1/4 western shoshone

1/4 athabascan

native american pride!

[gdog8790]

margaret's my girl and if you fuck with her you'll have to deal with a red eyed cottonmouthed stoner who will fuck your shit up then take your visine and cookie dough

[vim92]

"he would be if he applied himself"

im sorry i dont get it.. can someone explain?? XD

[Narikotsu]

If he would stop snorting coke, and got out there doing what he preaches, he would be Hitler.

[reelboy71]

I think it means... he is so stupid, he couldn't even be Hitler, but he could, if he applied himself" you know, like you could be a doctor or a lawyer if you study hard.. kinda think...

CHO ROCKS!!!

[theRealness0820]

uhhhh.. yeah.. she is slowly becoming one of my favorite comedians.. i didnt like her when i was like 12 but as an adult i see why she says what she says.. and shes def a quality thinker and comedian..

but no george bush is not hitler.. hes more like a 9 yr old child with a little play toy that is the greatest army the world has ever seen.. hitler almost killed every jewish person in europe.. no bush is not hitler.. hes an idiot robot but not hitler..

[SoraJrMD]

I LOVE HER! I want to see her beautiful tour!

[Gary4Gary4]

"o i WISH somebody would try to fuck with MUH GURL!" haha

[00IcySky00]

I LUV margaret CHO

[pigsxgoxmoo]

lmfao, really? Margaret is standing there supporting freedom of speech and the right to have an opinion and you go and say something like that to be a douche? lol. You should stop watching margaret if you're going to deny someone's honest opinion.

[metalphilic]

"Nobody cares about Paul McCartney's titties!"

Rofl...She's so awesome.

[blobjubb]

She certainly has style and creativity, you cant deny her that. Excellent stuff

[english6invasion]

I don't agree with everything she says, she may be a little too far left for my views but I still think she's damn funny.

[loveeverything360]

woot, woot i love her !!

[GypsyWytch13]

"FAT DYKE FAT DYKE FAT DYKE FAT DYKE. Jesus saves."

Hahahahaha!!!

[Skittlez080808]

god I love her so much XDDD

[ANorthernSong]

"I think Cirque du Soleil is warming up on my front lawn!!!" LMFAO!

[gateway1234]

it was forming on my front lawn, but either way it was so funny...

[hogwobbling]

to kitteepaws90 question it was because i wanted to rant about the crap she would say

and to Narikotsu ,A: what the fuck RESPECT MY OPINIONS for gods sake what a pussy you are if i liked cho then id be like fuck you.

but no, I respect your opinion, FUCKIN HELL!

and B: Are you spitting at everyone in the street? and then asking if they were the person who posted the stuff about cho what a little prat you must be.

im glad you sent a comment back, it has made my day, you are a penis. write back

[leogurly247]

Wow, what colorful language! That really made so many people out there think you are intelligent.

[GypsyWytch13]

Seriously, lay off the whippits, dude.

[aznsinger5866]

VV She's perfect. I respect your opinion but I love Margaret Cho.

[Narikotsu]

Yeah?

Well, we here who watch and adore Magaret should respect your opinion, like

aznsinger5866.

But most of us who see you in the street, are more likly to spit in your face.

[chuck21222]

you've just proved what a Republican asshole you are!

[leogurly247]

How is she racist?

[Narikotsu]

That was time well spent for me.

[chanyeehon]

She's brilliant

[Chwineka]

Thank you for posting all 8 parts. :D

[jyt74]

I watched the whole movie tonight, thanks so much for posting it, it cracked me up, Cho is a genius.

[checkeredvans82]

"George Bush is not Hitler. He would be if applied himself."

[tamaragranger]

Algayda... I imagine your Bush saying "we are going to bring Algayda to justice"

[hilarytransvestite]

funniest shit in the world

[WindyJ]

Al Gayda! Thats awesome!!!

[ladidagirl666]

'fat dykefatdykefatdykefatdykefatdy­kefatdykefatdykefatdykeJESUS SAVES!' lol <3 xoxox omg

[stxguy]

LMFAO!!!

[sorafb]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[spideyh2003]

she's not funny..

[Kitteepaws90]

Then why'd you watch all 8 parts? Hater... lol

[Narikotsu]

...

So you watched an hour's worth of her stand-up?

[MokonaSoccerPlayer22]

She must be if you found this video and started watching it. :)

[InnocentlyOstyn]

XD

Cirque de Soliel is warming up on my front lawn!

XD

[JoizeyBoy15]

Oh I wish someone would TRY to fuck with MY girl!!! OMG after watching this my sides hurt so bad! Love you, Margaret.

mmm....chicken and pussy...

[originalbunny]

heh mmmm pussy and chicken *drools*

[farscape82]

that's why I brought wet naps! lol!

[max28809]

yea.. who cares about paul mccartney's titties? lmfao. love margaret cho.

[88UnderTheDrum]

god, she's so awsome

fat dyke, Jesus saves!

I bet SHE saved JESUS!!

[QueerSwede]

I love you Margret;) Don´t fuck with her, I´ll cut you down!

[HyugaHinatafan810417]

Hahaha got cha!! XD