@ilovetacos38 You have got to be fucking kidding me! At first, I didn't believe you, so I had to look it up for myself. iJustine plays L.A. Noire?! God, I couldn't sit through 15 seconds of that. It's just so bizarre. Two things I thought would never cross paths and SHOULD never cross paths. Just...no.
I finished LA Noire a few days ago, I'm not going to say anything besides the fact that the ending kind of sucked...the last case was a ton of fun but the cut scene used to end the game was just sad.
the viewers should also know that the murdered chinese guy really was chinese. he was speaking cantonese, a dialect of chinese. it's so dissimilar to mandarin many would consider it a different language. personally, i know both, grew up mainly speaking cantonese, but can converse in mandarin well, too. although my mandarin friends cannot say "i" (as in me, myself) in cantonese so it's safe to say it's differently spoken out altogether.
It's literally impossible for me to watch this video because the ads. The stupid and annoying sims ad doesn't play all the way through and now I can't even get to the start of the video.
Your "This is Los Angeles police. Take off your pants and get out of the way." line is my new micspam in TF2. Thank you for the entertainment of everyone!
I have to say, that your "Take of your pants" line made my personal playthrough of this game at least 20-30% more enjoyable, especially during some of the slower "Vice" cases XD
this has nothing to do with your channel but i think it would cool if on your jpizzle channel you made all the experiment lables down the side links to each video.
@FinalRetrib - Although I have control over the type/position of the ads, I unfortunate have to space them out with at least 7-minutes of video in between each one...
Jon, just a random question, but do you, as a YouTube partner, get to choose the ads that play before your videos? just wondering because most of you videos I've watched had played the "Google phone ad" this one, as of the time I posted this comment, the "click it or Ticket" ad played, though at the end, it said "brought to you by the Texas Department of Transportation". again, this is just a random question.
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AkonRap123 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 6
herp derp
fleaboy498 2 months ago
I noticed some audio loops during the video.
coolmaster312 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
@coolmaster312 I think that's actually echo. Putting a game through a stream website can do that.
wtfemothbeyotch 2 months ago
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Rusty REALLY reminds me of Colm Meaney, the guy who played Detective Dunnigan in Law Abiding C.
darkknightstudios88 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
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darkknightstudios88 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
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darkknightstudios88 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
ohhhhh BITCH slap!!!!!!!!!!
JonGamerTime13 5 months ago
WTF there is a lot of funny stuf
JonGamerTime13 5 months ago
ITS NATE FROM HEROES!
DESTROYER5798 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I don't really think Eli R. Killed her
SuperPyropuncher 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
And this must be her husband to help pick up her keys and Oh my Goodness Smacked in the side of the head.....that looked painful
SuperPyropuncher 5 months ago
I cant wait to get my new PS3 to handle bewbz.
Brain245able 7 months ago
I can handle the boobs hey whats the game called and what station can you use it on. :3
mrsadawong1 7 months ago
@mrsadawong1 The game is L.A. Noire and its for Xbox 360 and PS3. is that what you meant?
coolmaster312 7 months ago
don't worry, I can handle the boobs
LeaderofPenguins 7 months ago
iJustine sucks at L.A. Noire.
ilovetacos38 7 months ago
@ilovetacos38 agreed
lbonini1 6 months ago
@ilovetacos38 You have got to be fucking kidding me! At first, I didn't believe you, so I had to look it up for myself. iJustine plays L.A. Noire?! God, I couldn't sit through 15 seconds of that. It's just so bizarre. Two things I thought would never cross paths and SHOULD never cross paths. Just...no.
ryanmshepard92 6 months ago
Phelps dies.... 8=================D
thecooldude9999 7 months ago
man dude you are fucking funny where can i buy one of them sidewalks driving things at XD
nighthawk74817 7 months ago
@Solen17 ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
TheGamerLand 7 months ago
Rusty Galloway FTW!
TwistedWalruse 8 months ago
liked for failure to censor :D
depressedturtle 8 months ago
> il have to edit this part out
> doesnt
*trolledsoftly.jpg*
TheSpyMaster100 8 months ago
Hugo is so the guy from heroes!
Danny191 8 months ago
wait? size 11 shoes mean a big dick? my shoe size is 17... f*ck yea.
JustSomeEmoZombie 8 months ago
WHAT'S UR PSN?????
mastabrand11 8 months ago
he so should ahve took off and came back and ran over his partner
hra820 8 months ago
he should've done an arson desk case
cinesantos 8 months ago
@Jon Why is there an echo in the background?
cinesantos 8 months ago
@cinesantos It is the sound ghosting.
astemme830 8 months ago
wow nobody flaged it yet
edwardactivity 8 months ago
10 people are are pedophiles...
coolmaster312 8 months ago
I finished LA Noire a few days ago, I'm not going to say anything besides the fact that the ending kind of sucked...the last case was a ton of fun but the cut scene used to end the game was just sad.
Great game though.
PoolKattt 8 months ago
i think it was the husband who killed her, Eli didn't take the money in the womans purse, and Rusty/Jon said in the start that it wasn't a robbery
MiyuMaou 8 months ago
the viewers should also know that the murdered chinese guy really was chinese. he was speaking cantonese, a dialect of chinese. it's so dissimilar to mandarin many would consider it a different language. personally, i know both, grew up mainly speaking cantonese, but can converse in mandarin well, too. although my mandarin friends cannot say "i" (as in me, myself) in cantonese so it's safe to say it's differently spoken out altogether.
firefly2552025 8 months ago
jon would make a horrible cop. terrorizing people....lol.
firefly2552025 8 months ago
forget something jon like editing the boobs out..lol
holdenm1244 8 months ago
you're ight. If you go back to the cut seicne of the murder its totaly the guy.
gingersnap1212 8 months ago
this video was kinda off sinc
superpeep12 8 months ago
49:08
Rusty: "There's people there!"
Jon: "Fuck them!"
giammyzanna 8 months ago 5
Why is the nudity allowed on here?
brt5470 8 months ago
his name is phelps? michael phelps?
JeahForLife 8 months ago
Is this worth the money? Ive been pondering of to buy this game or not.
Patri75t 9 months ago
It's literally impossible for me to watch this video because the ads. The stupid and annoying sims ad doesn't play all the way through and now I can't even get to the start of the video.
silentwulf420 9 months ago
@outlandstoehr Go to hell spammer, and take your cheap comment with you.
SSFF6B 9 months ago
Your "This is Los Angeles police. Take off your pants and get out of the way." line is my new micspam in TF2. Thank you for the entertainment of everyone!
SSFF6B 9 months ago
i want more LA Noire
Dagurmaster 9 months ago
LMFAO you're so funny on these
Arcilios 9 months ago
Is that the guy from Heroes?...
Spectrallink 9 months ago
guys, whats with the 'take of your pants'??? i dont get it!
mynameisslava 9 months ago
you call me boy, boy?
mrchief268 9 months ago
Jon, i have a 360, but im thinking of getting this game after watching you play it.
Shuvza 9 months ago
@Shuvza lol, same
mynameisslava 9 months ago
I was going to join the chat, than i forgot about it the day before. Thank you for posting the fottage of youtube Jon.
goodrita 9 months ago
wait, who was the actual killer?
IronNinja42 9 months ago
Is that the entire game?
ozzyhendrix619 9 months ago
@ozzyhendrix619 no, lol, of course its not. its like 1% of it
mynameisslava 9 months ago
I can't seem to find your full live video
Legoghost14 9 months ago
I can't believe I just watched that whole thing!!!
thewynnhall96 9 months ago 6
I have to say, that your "Take of your pants" line made my personal playthrough of this game at least 20-30% more enjoyable, especially during some of the slower "Vice" cases XD
justinb93 9 months ago
In the 1940s I'm pretty sure police could draw guns on their partners... Epic fail
KandiKilljoy 9 months ago
yay
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janetlc69 9 months ago
Jon, I must say, you are an excellent driver...
monkeysruleoyea 9 months ago
You didn't censor the nudity? Won't you get flagged?
Itachi9000ful 9 months ago
I wish I could watch you play more of this. You did so well with this series.
ThePepsiFreak 9 months ago
this has nothing to do with your channel but i think it would cool if on your jpizzle channel you made all the experiment lables down the side links to each video.
although it would be alot of editing.
MrFireworksreviews 9 months ago
@MrFireworksreviews - It's also impossible.
Maybe you should navigate via the show page, instead?
Jon 9 months ago
@Jon where do you rent your games?
sadlife567 7 months ago
they definitely need to bring out a pc version
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Kiyoko191290 9 months ago
i've got places to do
sinnoh2014 9 months ago
@FinalRetrib - Although I have control over the type/position of the ads, I unfortunate have to space them out with at least 7-minutes of video in between each one...
Jon 9 months ago 8
@Jon so i guess adblock plus works for videos then.
thecooldude9999 7 months ago
porn on youtube ftw!
thecooldude9999 9 months ago
They also should make a (PC)game like LA Noire which plays in present. Drivn around in a Ford Crown Vic
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dieterus99 9 months ago
omg i just realised this thing is an hour long...one word for that: swweeeeeeeeet!! XD
Simonsevillerocks1 9 months ago
"...and we got this dead bitch up on the hill..." made my day
xCIHIRIS 9 months ago
"Did your Father ever have sex with your mom?"
"Just the once."
alldayagain 9 months ago
an hour long! jesus mother of fuck i didnt know they could make youtube videos this long.
freeze9090 9 months ago
@freeze9090 youtube partners can
5867940 9 months ago
@5867940 Anybody can, actually.
SSFF6B 9 months ago
@SSFF6B really? i thought the limit was 15 minutes for non-partners
5867940 9 months ago
@5867940 The limit is 15 minutes if you have a copyright strike against your account.
SSFF6B 9 months ago
@SSFF6B oh
5867940 9 months ago
I feel like I'm watching a bad Dragnet.
Kodakowl 9 months ago
I appear to have misplaced my pants.
Kodakowl 9 months ago
why do i hear the dialogue coming from the background before it comes up loud on the video
coastermania17 9 months ago
i totlly saw pubes
MrNateman89 9 months ago
there may be some DLC's later too, more missions is an easy thing to do
MC1796 9 months ago
This is the game where the guy does the thing with stuff at the place!!!
skaterbrat1234 9 months ago
34:42 a child pedophile? is there another kind of pedophile
TheDirectorMP 9 months ago
0:31:50 Is that a troll face I see :D
Phil3477 9 months ago
I just bought this game yesterday.. it was worth it
MrTheMakemebad 9 months ago
this reminds me LIE TO ME
andrecosta13b 9 months ago
They should make a DLC for LA Noire called "The Zodiac"
Mookle123 9 months ago
Jon, just a random question, but do you, as a YouTube partner, get to choose the ads that play before your videos? just wondering because most of you videos I've watched had played the "Google phone ad" this one, as of the time I posted this comment, the "click it or Ticket" ad played, though at the end, it said "brought to you by the Texas Department of Transportation". again, this is just a random question.
Zeldagigafan90210 9 months ago
now take ur pants off hugo.NOW
damekisme1 9 months ago
I watch this live
MrRayman206 9 months ago
the audio/voiceover ratio is crappy in this vid, no offence
thatrandomperson002 9 months ago
Much better driver than ijustine
Superspy202 9 months ago 26
@Superspy202 [Sexist comment about women drivers]
ZacharyHere 9 months ago
@Superspy202 until 44:00
edwardactivity 8 months ago
No ads for me thanks to my Opera extension :)
zayn7 9 months ago
Jon just so you know from what I've seen it can't be Eli because the motive is primarily robbery for that suspect but the purse had money left in it
darkshogun00 9 months ago
Great episode. Where's mario party???
chocoholic718 9 months ago
i wacth the whole thing
thebestjeremy 9 months ago
I got a LA Noire ad before the video started :D
Kerkerseelenfresser 9 months ago
i laughed so hard when he said "oh that must be her husband helping her pick up her keys" *smack*
2fools1camera 9 months ago
They got the rubber! Hero of the day; saved my life!
You're anti-racist!
sonicOneTwo 9 months ago
Good video.
WeaselWJ 9 months ago
I didnt get any mid-vid ad...
Squireeee 9 months ago
Hey, that Hugo guy is the guy who plays Matt Parkman in Heroes, isn't he?
FlamingForce 9 months ago 22
@FlamingForce yeah, it is
teheezzey 9 months ago
@FlamingForce Yeah, Greg Grunberg. All I could think when I saw Hugo was "Hey, it's Matt from Heroes. Yes, that totally that guy!"
SonicScout1991 9 months ago
@FlamingForce yeah he does
grey790 9 months ago
Great vid Jon, I really enjoyed your take on L.A. Noire. "I'm gonna need you to take your pants off", classic
RuTheSuperJew22 9 months ago
My favorite line from you was "3 in the back...like a MFer"
I'm looking forward to the Mario Party series!
nontypicalguy 9 months ago
@Jon Dude what is it with you and people taking their pants off? so very very many sexual comments.
SIingoon 9 months ago
I'm looking forward to Mario Party. I'm looking forward to hearing agonizing pain from the joystick spinning games. :D
DiegoJH120 9 months ago
i think i wanna pick up this game now.
terrelleee 9 months ago
Now take off your pants :D
Phil3477 9 months ago
like if you saw the whole thing!
Helo9797 9 months ago
man im sorry, but this is the first time iv heard you use actuall comedy in a fiilm.
"oh and this must be her husband, helping her pick up her keys"
THWAK... Thump. dead on the ground. loved it
thaBoooooogerMan 9 months ago
"I wanted to come home and put my feet up."
"In her loose vagina?"
That had me in stitches for a good 5 minutes.
TheNewWrKing1 9 months ago
how long does it take to upload an hour video?
dougman066 9 months ago
NEXT, a Mario Party Collaboration WITH Riley!
kttandon 9 months ago
Jon, Do you recommend buying la noire? It looks pretty sweet from what you showed us.
Jtf022 9 months ago
Why was there an echo, BEFORE Phelps spoke, or anyone, for that matter?
BayleeLenaiHayworth 9 months ago 3
@BayleeLenaiHayworth Jon's dialogue and the game sound wasn't synced up perfectly.
TheNewWrKing1 9 months ago
a child pedophile is there any other kind of pedophile
nack287 9 months ago
rooney takes over eli rooney lol
FootballTutorialDuo 9 months ago
@Jon what's the vice desk?
cinesantos 9 months ago
whats the song playing when ur going to the ambulance shooting? Sounds like blues. Btw its "Keep shooting till the fucker stops moving"
DragonoftheEastblu 9 months ago
Jon your scence of humor is overly active can you cut donw on all the jokes and talking random unfunny shit
jabarimclain2 9 months ago
I was cracking up when you were driving in circles.
tartredarrow 9 months ago
i would definitely rent this game but not buy it!!!!!!
killyoueasy13 9 months ago
That husband was in Heroes! The voice actor
Thatguyinyourclass 9 months ago 2
@Thatguyinyourclass no kidding
grey790 9 months ago
row is an english word. maybe you should learn english not a rip off version of english where americans change parts of the language
xROBERTxDAVISx 9 months ago
I'm now upset that I couldn't stay through the whole Live Time last night...
vampirekurama 9 months ago
HOLY SHIT HE'S FROM HEROES!
woo1693 9 months ago
Wow.. for the first time, I can look at boobs and not get a boner
8181Fan 9 months ago 2
i got a droid commercial after he said pooping pedophile
supersniper180 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i hear an echo on this video why?
KnightProphecy 9 months ago
Jon totally looks like a convicted pedophile.
nongo 9 months ago
Why did you post a video with boobs on here? Don't you know this is a family website!!
mikeyc4023 9 months ago
8 inches wouldn't be a small penis though XD
skilletREDfan 9 months ago
HEY, I SAW BEWBZ, IM FLAGGING THIS VIDEO!!! na jk great vid!
twinkyfarm3r 9 months ago
Hey, is it possible to just make people get out of their cars and drive away in them?
Camoflag23 9 months ago
sorry.. couldn't sit threw the video. to many in video adds. I watch youtube to watch VIDEOS! not ads! Thanks jon! thanks alot! >:(
dustymew 9 months ago
@Jon so, how long did it take to upload this to youtube, man?
sledgehammer1994 9 months ago
Jon, do you still get money if people use add block?
ImAKid90 9 months ago
@ImAKid90 yeah if you dont i will turn it off on your videos
astemme830 9 months ago
@ImAKid90 no he doesnt
coolmantay 9 months ago
Hey Jon, thanks for the whole LA Noire Series you put up, so are you not going to make any LA Noire walkthroughs then?
Thanks!
Pillot21Productions 9 months ago
hahaha take urpants off hahaha
lin90210 9 months ago
Good video, great game, but the "take off your pants" commentary was really annoying after the first episode.
JBone0831 9 months ago
holy 4 or 5 ads! the one wen u were talkin to the little girl startled the crap outta me!
Leotheleprachaun 9 months ago
Jon, is this the longest video you ever made/Rendered
12860682321 9 months ago
@12860682321 No the Portal Live Stream was 2 hours and 36 minutes
MsKHtheAddict 9 months ago
i'm sorry but some of your jokes go a little over board.
MsKHtheAddict 9 months ago
uhh, I hate these youtube ads!
videoproducer100 9 months ago
I lol'd several times throughout this video. Good "Game Time" Jon.
NSWProduction 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you watched this live! :D
davidmortiboy 9 months ago
I laughed sooo hard @ 53:40 LMFAO!
MegaHolymoly 9 months ago
"Looks like another one of your tiny-ass shoes, small penis man."
BWAHAHAHAHA
austin777136 9 months ago
"i'll have to cut thi spart in the youtube video" "They cannot handle fake boobs" LOL!
poppinsdebo 9 months ago
Sounded like you said sexual morgue.
supergsx 9 months ago
i hear an echo
boozer06 9 months ago
@boozer06 ya same.
WeaselWJ 9 months ago
Jon is a riot! Don't really even care for video games all that much, but he just makes priceless monologue that cracks me up! Love it!
calidrummin 9 months ago
how bout some red dead redemption fella?
MonterreyLegend 9 months ago
4 peoples mums have been raped
FootballTutorialDuo 9 months ago
you didn't edit the boobs out lol
FootballTutorialDuo 9 months ago
omg the husband is that guy from heroes , the cop guy who reads mind
football72linemen 9 months ago