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  • @ryder4782 cunt

  • haha bitches be crazy...(:

  • my grundle started talking to me once

  • this was made on my 14th bday auto like

  • hmmm .. i think you should go to the TV news ... your voice fits perfectly

  • hahaha mission impossible....... Michael Jordan, I ate your babies... mmm tastey

  • Hey.... So is your penis..(like a macbook air)

  • It's good Science...but I think it's  waste of money.

  • no its not. what are real waste of money is bailing out companies that dont do shit. still Scientology is about as stupid as all the other religions only a more obvious scam.

  • hey I'm looking to get this music video that my group ESTIMATE made! I wanna get it recognized by some youtubers! and by the way if your looking for a laugh then there is a vid of me getting maced on my channel! THANK YOU!

  • I can't lick my own vagina..But I think if I had a couple of ribs removed i might be able too.. ^_~

  • wow..... :D haha

  • lol I'm on a macbook air right now! this thing is a piece of... uh... something bad?

  • idk y but the ending made me lol :)

  • 0:14 thats what shhhheeee said

  • something you do at parties!

  • No I dont need A1 Steak Sauce

  • i can lick my weiner... WOW that disturbing but true, it more of masterbaition. lol.

  • I'm not a girl but I had a girl answer this one for me. She said that if she could lick her own vagina than it would probably be more like masturbation......!!! AWESOME!

  • Isn't that... most people can't lick their own vagina?

  • I can lick my own vagina...

  • yay

  • @xsonz2 i can help you with that...

  • @alaskanhuskeee92 Ask trish, I completly forget what this conversasion is about. Shes the one with the vagina

  • @xsonz2 whos "Trish" and is she hot?

  • @xsonz2

    I'd pay you to see that. lol

  • @xsonz2 nice....

  • @xsonz2 wow that comment gave you so many thumbs up hhahahha

  • @anzack33 Going to start saying that everywhere now

  • @xsonz2 I know u made that comment a long time ago but yeah, thats awesome!

  • @xsonz2 69 likes

  • lmao th end

  • It tastes like chicken!

  • Everything tastes like chicken

  • lol

  • something you do at parties

  • HAHAHA i didnt want to sit thru the beginning opening thing so i clicked ahead a bti and all i heard was.... Its tiny.... im like woah wat?! xD

  • love the ending XD

  • great show-- thnx philly !!!!!!

  • LOL the ending is priceless

  • At the end I started BUSTIN' UP!

  • I like the end, he reacts as if the loud noise police were gonna bust down his door and kick his ass

  • I think they should clone a dead thing. A dead cow. Because then, it would be endless food and animals wouldnt need to be killed. Vegetarians dont eat meat because its not yummy (it is), they do it because they hate animal killing and suffering. So by cloning animals you eliminate the problem (because now only the initial animal would be killed.

  • thats not really true, most Vegetarians dont eat meat because it is a terrible wast of energy, every time you move up a trophic level i believe (could b less its been a long time pls correct) you only keep 10% of the energy so for example if grass has 100 units of energy the cow only gets 10 therefor it is much more efficient to eat the plants (ok looking over this and it is terrible but you might be able to decipher what i was trying to say)

  • you explained it correctly

  • That's not how trophic levels work.

    The trophic pyramid doesn't refer to how much energy you get from different types of food. It represents the different amounts of energy in various parts of an ecosystem. Animals higher on the food chain are higher on the trophic pyramid. The highest level as a whole must require less energy than the lower levels or they wouldn't be able to take energy from the lower levels without destroying them completely. The highest level must have the lowest population.

  • You don't clone dead things.

    Unless all you want to eat is the fertilized egg.

    Because it would have to be alive to grow into an adult cow. And then you would have to kill it.

  • i know a vegetarian that just doesnt eat meat because she hates the taste and is a whiny bish.

  • wow guys, thanks for explaining (sincerely, not sarcastic) I said that because my sister and 4 of her friends are all vegetarians because animals being killed, and they said something about Peta saying that. Whatever. Again, thanks for saying that stuff.

  • wtf? i wasnt explaining how your sister doesnt eat meat.

    becides, animals die all the time. get over it.

  • I wasn't talking about you at all, you didn't help, and by the way, I'm not a vegetarian. Potterchangedmylife and squrgle did help though, and I was thanking them.

  • im from hungray )

  • there's mission impossible music in the background of my life.

  • personally i would equate licking my own vagina to getting myself off, which is masturbation, and does not make me a lesbian. are you gay because you jack off? no. :) so yeah, its something we do at parties. hahaha. love the vid phil.

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  • Your an idiot.

  • You're an idiot for saying "Your" (:

  • i think if a woman licked her own vagina then it depends wot shes thnking.

    If shes thinking of a man licking her pussy then shes straight.

    However if just for one second she starts to think bout licking another woman's vag then shes on a slippery slope my friends lol.

    Same rule apply's for guys i guess

    btw this is just a joke not any science or evidence to suggest this actually true lol

  • dude at the end of the day if a girl likes men shes straight.. and if she likes women shes a les.. everything els is just experimentation

  • its masturbation.

    if she plays with herself nobody questions her sexuality. I dont think there would be a difference.

    odd question though. haha

  • well isnt it just the same as masturbation. If you jerk your own cock and you suck your own cock wots the difference? Does masturbation make you gay as well then coz ur just stimulating ur OWN cock i don't think it matters how you do it.

  • 750comment yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • That very last part was soooooo funny!!!

  • Yummalicious Michael Jordan children!

  • the hell yummalicous? WTF?

  • put his penis in your mouth and THEN you will be a big fan. :)

  • haha "She beat no body's ass hard core" Your fucking hilariousss :D And i love that you don't have to do stupid shit to be funny :/ hahaha

  • you just got some cool points yeY

  • +o that was my bday xD

  • the new photo is very sxe. . . my friend has loads of posters like it

  • i have the same birthday as michael jordan ^_^

  • We had mexicans to clone the candidates food by reasons of Michael Jordan...got it...ok

  • genuine michael jordan babies LOL!!!!!!!

  • lol its tiny thats what she said

  • haha, michael jordans babies XD!!! nice!

  • "or just something you do at parties!" hahaha, wow that was good.

  • Cloned food...Sounds like a Certin video game involving a mall and zombies... 10 bonus points to whoever knows what sequel deserving game I am referencing

  • DEAD RISING! : D

  • Bonus points awarded! Level up!

  • Sa-weet. Do I learn the roundhouse kick?

  • Marge doesn't think Im sexy.

  • lmfao nice ending.

  • lol mj babies

  • they should try cloning those cow babies with check norris.

  • the cow would explode because only Chunk Norris can contain Chuck Norris

  • January?? it says he just posted this.... and hes talking about the 2008 race for president.

  • yeah...he's talking about the 2008 primaries lol.

  • how the fuck is it January

  • haha what? this is wicked old!

  • lmao

  • love the end

  • Hahahahaha!

  • that must be a heavy bucket

  • hahahahahahaa rotflmfao!! i love the end thats fuckin hilarious!!!

  • its not gay! its masturbation!

  • Your a Master Debator my friend.

  • HAHA ur bucket fell

  • It would be something that I would only do at parties :D

    And x'D you dropped a bucket x'D :D

    <3

  • Just something i do at parties :D

    x

  • I love the new intro

  • that last part of the video, LOL.

  • LMFAO!

    "But she whooped nobody's ass hardcore!" XD

  • heres a idea we breed a village of midgets and then sell them i mean like who doesnt want to buy a midget like if u walked up and said hey 10s a midget u no u would buy it lol

  • very few people in their right minds want to buy midgets genius!

    and seriously 10S! when did we go back to shillings?

  • It would have to be an awesome midget.

    And srsly, 10s? You better be British.

  • haha A1 sauce :P

  • haha i have that tom cruise video on my zune! is that illegal?

  • yes

  • makes it all the worth having it on there ;D

  • its only illeagal if you get caught... like you are now alerting everyone on youtube

  • That's right I'm eating Michael Jordan's babies. And they're damn good.

  • what? Lick your own vagina? Whoever can do that must be damn flexible o.o;

  • That ending was funny ... the oh $h!+ look on your face is wild.

    Cloned food ... wonderful.(ugh)

    Ever photocopy a photocopy too many times?

    It looks terrible ... food would probably taste terrible.

    Cloning seems to have one big flaw. Even when "new" a baby is genetically as old as it's parent ... so if we cloned Phil, the baby'd be 20+ years old genetically even though it was just born. This is why the sheep Dolly died so soon afterwards.

    We've an internal clock. Nature was ready for us.

  • It has nothing to do if if you were cloned or not if Phil had a genetic disease so would the baby. Dolly died of a rather common sheep lung disease and some sheep in her same flock (not cloned)died of the same disease. BTW they humanely killed the sheep rather than have it suffer through this progressive disease. Read something before you say something

  • Dolly died because she was cloned from adult sheep DNA, and so when she was born she aged too fast and her body couldn't keep up. IIRC

  • haha love the ending

    :D

  • she whooped nobody's ass hardcore

  • phil, u no ur sexy.

    LOL :D

  • yay !!! I wanna eat cloned babies!!!!

  • lets top that, i wanna eat cloned babies of myself....

  • hahahaha awesome

  • lol

  • well i want to eat clones of my clones clones!!!!

  • ok. so at the ending, that is the cutest face ever! and like, i cant stop watching it and i lol everytime!

    its amazing! haha

  • haha. dude. your right

  • As a man who is obviously living in Michigan, I can honestly say I have yet to meet one person who doesn't want Barack Obama to be our next president.

  • That ending is something i would do LMAO

  • Licking my vagina doesn't make me a lesbian any more than sucking any one of my three cocks makes me gay. Oh, and Michael Jordan's kids are tasy, but are tougher and stringier than free-range children.

  • AHHHHHHHHHH American HP sauce FTW

  • LMAO

  • Haha, 2000-elections...that one was a real classic =D

  • LMFAO at the end

  • :30 LMAOOOO

  • hahaha youre sooo funny!

  • verry funny

  • you gotta love the humour! :D

  • omg that was hilarious... I cracked up when he said

    "or just something you do at parties"

  • comment in 29 seconds

  • comment in 4 months...woot

  • you are a very well educated man.

    and you are very funny.

    haha

  • no, it wouldn't make you a lesbian, it'd just be an extreme form of masturbation

  • I would know that too.

    Wait.. I don't have a Vagina...

    What the hell?

  • haha the vigina comment aha

  • congrats! you just got another subscriber!

  • If we are what we eat..

    With cloning wouldn't all look and feel alike someday?

  • ...no, and your stupid, so dont post anything...ever...again

  • lmao

  • StopMotion, this is just a hunch, but I think CrudeOilSlick might've, perhaps, kinda', sorta, definitely been joking.

  • and I kinda, sorta, meant it either way