Turk Tells Carla To Get Him A Pizza

[mesuhlikemusic]

Alternate between 8 and 9 to hear "Ish pizza" with two different inflections.

[samakazi1]

press 7 to here "any second now" said in the gayest possiable way

[stewieisthelord]

Jesus sounds like sausage backwards

[bloodyamericans]

Yes I found it! I've been quoting the sausage line numerous times and I'm glad to see Turk say it :)

[The25Hubs]

Press 6 To Hear JD Say FUCK.

[mattinglis490]

8- Ish Pizza..

9- Ish Pizza..

[DeNoizeHardcore]

press 7 to get "Penis" with a little bit of french accent :>

[BrontoSmilodon1]

I didn't know Dave Tennant wrote the scrub stories

[Projectshadow316]

Lat-rican princess. Problem solved.

[yourimagination96]

half latina half african princes :)

[SamBaconn]

sauasaaaaaaaaaage

[K4inan]

He's fucked.

[McJusef]

Ok, got it. Its season 7 episode 4.. :D

[McJusef]

Does anyone know what episode/season thats from? I could swear its season 5...just dont know what episode it is.

[HjalmarFerner]

SAWSS-AAAAAAAAAAAAGEH

[SuperStoyo]

if you watch it in spanish they say that Carla speaks italian :D

[RachaelxDepp]

"Baby, that's a little wordy."

[D101N1]

4 people didn't get a pizza with sausaaaaaageee

[goodmorningpie]

season? episode?

[reknowvator11]

she must've forgot that most Dominicans are of African descent too

[JasionLady]

oh my god! i'll go and make myself a pizza :P

[cradleofdeath123]

does he get roped in??

[TrinityBreaker]

@cradleofdeath123 nooope(:

[wesam0999]

@cradleofdeath123 no

JD- *cough cough

Carla- "JD, go drink some water, you have a cough

[mg305]

My personal favourite is "Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?"

[RachaelxDepp]

"With onions, and sauSAGGGGE." XD

[NeonTiger94]

i got so confused for a minute; i forgot that more than one person in the world can be called david tennant lmfaoo

but LMAO i loove this scene :")

[kbqiscool]

@NeonTiger94 lol i know exactly what you mean

[thePROEPICGamer]

like with onions and sausage

[mekz100]

you left out the best part

[AnimosityGMC]

@mekz100

If this is a video of my favorite Turk line, then how could I have left out the best part?

[seanirons]

@mekz100 whats the best part

[rocketman544]

I've seen this clip a kajillion times....and yet I laugh every time. THAT'S good comedy.

[Missyme2704]

Carla looks beautiful here

[KAZAMization]

haha sauuusageee

[mcj4m3s]

get back to the kitchen carla

[DrAznmuff]

haha you left out the next part where JD ahems. 

"AH MMM"

[RyanJohnCairney]

with onions and sausaaaaaaaaaaaaage :)

i love the wee face he pulls after saying it :D

[birrman2008]

love the way Turk says sausage

[JasionLady]

i love how turk says pizza :D

[Soyneil]

baby youre from chicago!

[jack4496]

Sausaaagggeee.

[rammstein737]

bayyyyybeee

[dchaddman]

Turk can speak Spanish. he learns for ther anniversary

[TheHumina]

I would've loved to see the aftermath of this...oh well.

[DaraJonas]

Turk could speak English to her and Carla speaks Spanish that way she will speak both!

[Kretain]

they can speak whatever language they want, the kid wont understand anything for atleast a year.

and at that time they will be too exausted to give half a shit about what the kid speaks, just aslong as shes not retarded

[xTxrEap3rxTx]

My parents did that with English and Swedish!

It obviously worked perfectly.

[DaraJonas]

Turk is awsome but a little mean sometimes!

[partygirl209]

Turk can b so mean!

(still love him)!

[Virean1289]

sausaaaaaaaaaage

[ilovethebeatles11]

HAHAH turk. i love him!

[bethchops]

with onions and sausaaaaaage

lmao legendaryyyy!!

[Goomba753]

@bethchops Not really.

[rowebot2007]

classic c bear

[Phantom589]

fuckin hilarious. love turk. thanks for posting this!

[Aguiwi]

love the way he says "saucaaaagee"

[Xkl1]

so true ^^