LOL, I love Martha. Very good impression, but Rachel Ray is a little dull. Add more spark to her. The real Rachel Ray's personality is loud and out there.
@whynot0224 Yeah, you're right. I didn't put enough effort into that one. Have you seen our other shows? Our Spanish Soap or Mafia Soap Opera or Pirates of Venice?
(Ay Yo JJ Genius,We gotta get this done in one Take....We gotta get back to the block son')
>>I'm Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray of Cooking Yay.... Nigga Catch me at that stove boy I am Bobby Flay. Sue chef With That, I'll teach you fair. Emerald wit Dat Pyrex, Den H1t Tha Block Like !BAM, My niggaz Will tell you these fools Cant handle, Kitchen king< Never hard white That just starts fights, between Crack Cocaine Manufacturers :D
@Mikuruification Kitchen king should be on the Food Network channel Transform soft white crack manufacturer Turn soft into hard before Viagra Bring me a fiend by Ya gotta have a taster Pull the water from the oil Get a turkey baster Also that baking soda will help you stretch that Metaphor the Great... something... I'll show you crack!
Did you know that there many types of cucumbers? Not just the same old boring green cucumbers. The ones in the video are made into relishes for hot dogs. Take a look around at your local food store. They have all kinds.
Funny! Aleisha, your voice actually kind of sounds like Rachael Ray! I don't watch her show, but I did catch a snippet of it before Thanksgiving so I could figure out how to cook a turkey! (My very first!) :)
ha ha. I watched some of her stuff first and then kind of gave up on duplicating her voice, but I'm glad you thought so. I figured cooking with enthusiasm is her style...seemed to work. lol. =D Thanks for your cool comment.
Thanks. Yeah, I found it hard to get comedy into this cooking genre, but I'm glad you liked it. I'll have to script some more out to make it funnier. =D
=) Thanks, we try to keep it relatively clean so that my daughter and younger people can also participate and enjoy it. Glad you noticed that and I really appreciate all your sweet comments.
I wanted to have a couple more kids, but it just didn't work out that way...not yet. But my knight in shining armor must be out there somewhere. =) Thanks, I'm sure she'll be glad to hear that. Hugs, Aleisha
Oreos! For shame!......mmmmmm, but so good! Hah hah hah! I loved it when you kept eatin' the cucumber pieces. LOL! "I'm not perfect, okay......no, I take that back." Hah hah. The end was "Delightful!" :P
You guys are funny, lol. May I suggest little microphones to add to your comedy bits? The sky's the limit!
BattleMage52 2 months ago
@BattleMage52 Good idea! :) Have you seen some of our other sketches? Pirates of Venice or Mafia Soap Opera for example?
aleishar 2 months ago
LOL, I love Martha. Very good impression, but Rachel Ray is a little dull. Add more spark to her. The real Rachel Ray's personality is loud and out there.
whynot0224 3 months ago
@whynot0224 Yeah, you're right. I didn't put enough effort into that one. Have you seen our other shows? Our Spanish Soap or Mafia Soap Opera or Pirates of Venice?
aleishar 2 months ago
its always good to cook with sombody
WITH SOMEBODY
hajoora89 1 year ago
@hajoora89 Yes, you're right. :)
aleishar 1 year ago
@aleishar
(Ay Yo JJ Genius,We gotta get this done in one Take....We gotta get back to the block son')
>>I'm Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray of Cooking Yay.... Nigga Catch me at that stove boy I am Bobby Flay. Sue chef With That, I'll teach you fair. Emerald wit Dat Pyrex, Den H1t Tha Block Like !BAM, My niggaz Will tell you these fools Cant handle, Kitchen king< Never hard white That just starts fights, between Crack Cocaine Manufacturers :D
Mikuruification 4 months ago
@Mikuruification Kitchen king should be on the Food Network channel Transform soft white crack manufacturer Turn soft into hard before Viagra Bring me a fiend by Ya gotta have a taster Pull the water from the oil Get a turkey baster Also that baking soda will help you stretch that Metaphor the Great... something... I'll show you crack!
vlock1 3 months ago
arent those potatos??? please reply (anyone) cuz i am confused
hajoora89 1 year ago
@hajoora89 Nope they are yellow/brown cucumbers. Really, I am serious.
aleishar 1 year ago
That girl isn't exuberant enough to play Rachel, but the Martha impression was very funny!
Nungirl238 1 year ago
I don't think either of you have used a knife before, but "Martha" really NAILED the mannerisms. SNL might come calling!
charleyrothermel 2 years ago
Wow, thanks so much!! :) That would rock.
aleishar 2 years ago
not funny
kullprit 2 years ago
u guys are damn funny..haha
MsPoppy888 2 years ago
woot! Thanks!! :)
aleishar 2 years ago
Are they talking about cucumbers?? Umm...real cucumbers?? They don't look like cucumbers in my opinion. Are American cucumbers brown, usually?? Geez!
Froggie212121 2 years ago
they turned brown after they were in Marthas CUNT..... LOL
zombiemoney1 2 years ago
Did you know that there many types of cucumbers? Not just the same old boring green cucumbers. The ones in the video are made into relishes for hot dogs. Take a look around at your local food store. They have all kinds.
OS253 2 years ago
That is sooo cool to know. :) Thanks. Those were pretty tasty actually...just the skin wasn't very good.
aleishar 2 years ago
stupiddddddddddd ass no life women
teduja 2 years ago
she looks like martha...hahaha u guys so naughty ;D
orangejusss 3 years ago
hehe :)
aleishar 2 years ago
the chick playing martha stewart was hilarious. Everytime she opened her mouth I just had to laugh out loud.
vivaciousvonne 3 years ago
Cool! :) thanks!
aleishar 2 years ago
You're very welcome.
vivaciousvonne 2 years ago
not funny..
cskyles 3 years ago
dude martha kept watching that knife!!
blm9276 3 years ago
Funny! Aleisha, your voice actually kind of sounds like Rachael Ray! I don't watch her show, but I did catch a snippet of it before Thanksgiving so I could figure out how to cook a turkey! (My very first!) :)
LeeshaHarvey 4 years ago
ha ha. I watched some of her stuff first and then kind of gave up on duplicating her voice, but I'm glad you thought so. I figured cooking with enthusiasm is her style...seemed to work. lol. =D Thanks for your cool comment.
aleishar 4 years ago
that was cute...RR vs. MS :) there should be many sequels to explore on that one...lol*
kgcole 4 years ago
Thanks. Yeah, I found it hard to get comedy into this cooking genre, but I'm glad you liked it. I'll have to script some more out to make it funnier. =D
aleishar 4 years ago
Thanks Larry... you always say the sweetest things. I love sandwiches!!! :D
aleishar 4 years ago
totally LOL!!!
I love it...
dwalkmusick 4 years ago
=D Hehe, thanks Andy.
aleishar 4 years ago
Funny! More informative than the real thing.
irwinalien 4 years ago
lol- thanks! ;-)
aleishar 4 years ago
You are welcome. Love your channel, the humor is good-natured.
irwinalien 4 years ago
=) Thanks, we try to keep it relatively clean so that my daughter and younger people can also participate and enjoy it. Glad you noticed that and I really appreciate all your sweet comments.
aleishar 4 years ago
She is also very good, especially in the YouTube Idol "rejects". Just think what it would be like if you had a bunch more kids!
BTW how come you can get your "reply" feature to work, when mine I can't get to work at all?
irwinalien 4 years ago
Hmm...I don't know. Sometimes youtube is funky.
I wanted to have a couple more kids, but it just didn't work out that way...not yet. But my knight in shining armor must be out there somewhere. =) Thanks, I'm sure she'll be glad to hear that. Hugs, Aleisha
aleishar 4 years ago
funny
soaringman 4 years ago
Thanks Freddy. =)
aleishar 4 years ago
you rock sweety LOL
yourlittleslave 4 years ago
Thanks Babe. ;)
aleishar 4 years ago
wtf sort of cucumbers do you have!
effects69 4 years ago
Some weird ones that Taylor brought. I really had never seen them before! lol.
aleishar 4 years ago
"You know I used to be a model""...hmmm, ok." ROFLOL!!!!! Oh my goodness! Oh, oh... oh, I almost died! XD
I like Rachel a whole lot better. She's so darn cute! uh... *ahem* Yeah, I like "Rachel" on this better too. ;)
Really great job! I think this is one of your funniest yet! Glad to see SNYT is back in action!
g4d4j5 4 years ago
Thanks! =) I think she's cute, too. ;) Yeah, I'm glad, too. We're back in the saddle again. ;)
aleishar 4 years ago
kool video ali y dont u marry me and cook for me everyday..lol
rhkick23 4 years ago
lol. You flatterer! ;)
aleishar 4 years ago
not flatterer just admirer ur soo hot noone can resist u
rhkick23 4 years ago
rofl. *Big smile*
aleishar 4 years ago
You DO know you'd only get PB&J for the rest of your life, right? ;)
j/k
g4d4j5 4 years ago
lol. Sometimes I eat it for dinner. ;)
aleishar 4 years ago
except poison i ll eat watever she gives me
rhkick23 4 years ago
lol. I'm a vegetarian. :)
aleishar 4 years ago
thats y ur in such good shape...i am big but pure non vegeterian the only veggies i eat r as salad once in a while...lol
rhkick23 4 years ago
LLOOLL! It´s the same like by me at the cooking!!
see u,M
Mostmaster 4 years ago
=D Danke dir. lol.
aleishar 4 years ago
mmh I love cucumber sandwiches, except ours look different...theyre green. Loved the video too:D
nicendangerous 4 years ago
Ours are green too. I had never seen yellow ones before Taylor brought them over. lol. ;)
aleishar 4 years ago
Oreos! For shame!......mmmmmm, but so good! Hah hah hah! I loved it when you kept eatin' the cucumber pieces. LOL! "I'm not perfect, okay......no, I take that back." Hah hah. The end was "Delightful!" :P
celestialsam 4 years ago
lol. I did...and I even have more footage of me eating more. lol. Thanks. =D
aleishar 4 years ago
So, were they really good? Or not? Or was she just faking saying they're disgusting?
g4d4j5 4 years ago
lol. They were good, but the seeds were bitter. =P She didn't like the taste. ha ha.
aleishar 4 years ago