Gorg The Retard Slayer

[SillyGayBoy]

I've thought about making a video where I look like different people. This looked fun to make and I especially liked your retarded character.

[infamousinjun]

lmao why do all you sensitive people search for shit with the word "retard" anyway, and dont tell me you were searching for slayer because i know you are lying

[megashuttlecock]

the retards shall rise again....CRACKWOOD the movie !!!! coming soon.

[slothbp]

If anybody on YouTube deserves a movie, It's Gorg. Not Fred.

[deadzebrawacker]

I think its about time you slay your self. RETARD

[infamousinjun]

fuck retards! this shits hilarious

[NekoRahmen1221]

LOL

[NekoRahmen1221]

HAIL SATAN WOOOH!!!!!!!!

[PatriotMan09]

Even retarded people with say this is retarded, and not the kind you actually feel sorry for but the kind you wish the government could legally and physically beat the morons who actually did this stupid video.

[madnessisnotasin]

why r wii type'in fings 2 each other like dis i fink talking is better like that time i lost my shoe and i couldnt find the other one and they r like the same but 1 is the operzit....not a evil shoe but the other foot

[madnessisnotasin]

fine i will kill you hahahahaha

[madnessisnotasin]

wtf sam that is the best vid about a retard slayer ever ........id like 2 C u kill1 like dat bitch

[madnessisnotasin]

i think that gorg is a retard

[The13thFloor]

THATS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT!

[kelarre652]

Wow, you have some real balls to be able to wear a nappy in front of all of youtube... Seriously.

[mastersquirrel77]

MORE GORG VIDEOS!!

[OlderLeon]

Captain Perverto 4 President!

[JoshEnet]

Hysterical

[YewtubeTroll]

Today was great, really, it was. It seems as though there's a special needs school right near my house, so I hopped on my quadbike and rolled down there at lunchtime. Chloroform and cloth in hand, I waited until one of the little pugs came into the toilets, and then sent her to dreamland. Pulling down her skirt, I noticed that she had a nice ass considering she was a fucking inbred spaz, so I pulled out my dong and my special condom WHICH HAD FUCKING RAZORBLADES ATTATCHED TO IT AND I RAPED HER..

[YewtubeTroll]

UNTIL HER LITTLE VIRGIN CUNT BEGAN FLOWING DARK RED WITH HER FUCKING CHERRY JUICE AND BLOOD COMING FROM HER INNER VAGINA I VICIOUSLY ATTACK HER FACE, TEARING OUT HER EYES AS I ATTEMPT TO SHOVE IT IN HER LITTLE MOUTH MMMMM YEAH HER TONGUE FALLS OUT AND I RUB IT ALL OVER THE RAZORBLADES AND MOAN IN PURE PLEASURE AS I RIP OFF THE CONDOM AND BLOW MY LOAD DOWN HER THROAT. Best day ever.

[OlderLeon]

very poetic

[mushymushyroom]

@YewtubeTroll ....... maybe a few issues to work out here :P but surely not the best day ever? what a bout chocolate? all is made better wiv chocolate :D

[kelarre652]

Dude, don't be so nasty... It's not like she CHOSE to be that way. And it isn't as though she can help it, either.

[LiquidReptillia]

r u serious? y u hate people with mental inlnesses?

[CaptainPerverto]

Not at all, it's just a video me and a co-worker made off the top of our heads. You could just say I'm very insensitive and have a sick sense of humor, but I don't hate anyone.

[LiquidReptillia]

oh thank u. like yewtubetroll realy does hate us...

[YewtubeTroll]

Hail Captain Perverto! He will lead us to our salvation and justice by destroying all Asperger's "sufferers" and lifting the wool from the eyes of the naive parents.

[LiquidReptillia]

y? oh, and its real so i suggest u shut the fuck up cause u dont know wat the fuck ur talkin about.

[brokenlable]

This is a fucking awsome vid!!

[shaynaluvs2]

WTH is this lol that man is GROSSSSSS.

[notmypres22]

captianperverto is my hero

[ghostinthefog]

whats the song and band at the starting

[CaptainPerverto]

Maneater by Hall & Oates

[LiquidReptillia]

u r really serious?like u hate people with aspergers?

[Habichibaw]

What the fuck did you expect, mycatmoe? You are watching YOUTUBE! If you wanted to be doing something productive, you wouldn't be online watching random videos.

[mycatmoe]

Wow i mean wow this guy i'm so glad that i couldn't be doing anything productive in the time it took me to watch this or i would be pissed off, oh wait i could have been wow.

[TrixieHiggins]

Well whose fault is that?

[KyleB1988]

this is shit

[Habichibaw]

You are a god damned genius! Keep up the good work!

[sjukemann]

What the f... What are you on dude.Lsd?

[CaptainPerverto]

I've been on it before, not this time though. It would be a good excuse though I guess.

[shnen]

el gaybo

[muffin6661]

xD haha

:) its funny :p when the guy claps his hands xD

[DanGuastella]

this was by far the GAYEST fucking video ive ever seen it wasted like 5 mins of my fuckin life thanx u asshole for the shit video

[marcpttrsn]

this guy deserves to be socked in the face

[JerryScumfuc]

Shit, have you seen the videos of his band? I don't think he'd mind too much.

[DanGuastella]

that was so awesome that i masturbated to it then watched it again and then ate my jizz and masturbated again to it

[NeurocideVIbeKILLa]

GAY FUCK DIE!!!!!!!

[Warehz]

this is dumb.

[Mart1nez13]

hahaha this is hilarious what a retard

[flappybunz]

I THINK I'M RETARDED NOW.

[goud55555]

this is the most fucked up video

[Ianusthebold]

wtf is with the random jizz scene????????

[GtotheJproductions]

FOR MORE RETARDS CHECK R VIDS

[rayblack2004]

Now I will masturbate on his corpse! This guy is the new Peter Jackson...

[hsomers2012]

funny! Hahaha!!

did you know that that song, another one bites the dust backwards is its fun to smoke marijuanna just search backmasking on google

[rayofminneapolis]

holy shit! This is some deep cult art. I can't believe I saw this on youtube. There are no words , Christ have mercy.

[chillbilly21]

U crazy kids and ur drugs

[maniacbastard]

I think that this guy needs to look for a new way to spend his spare time.

That sucked.

Oh and it was not very well thought out.

[JerryScumfuc]

What the fuck did you expect, some Sundance shit?

[BlueGolem]

The best part of the whole thing was the Hall and Oats song....

[iversonbt2007]

:|

ok...... whatever........

[bazzwkd]

lol tou should be allowed outside alone

[CaptainPerverto]

They let me out sometimes, under supervision of course.

[legochainsawmassacre]

That was just odd

[higgrobot]

I once ate a steak with a plastic spoon, the steak was great but the spoon was hard to swallow

[pebblez704]

sounds like strong bad...

[jordan9933]

I feel like my IQ just dropped 40 points

[lcurtizz]

lmao

[oldhippie100]

you rock gorg

[Quietmanmonk262]

I liked the ketchup bottle : )

"I am GORG! The retard slayer! OOOOOGGGGGGGGHHHHh!"

[N0ku]

LOL

[Ohreally161]

and dude wtf why dont u get tha tsword and stick that up your ass and steve will help you wont u steve

[Ohreally161]

people called steve irl have arabic moms and like to shit in cereal box's

[xstephenxjohnox]

Ohreally161 is fat irl.

[xstephenxjohnox]

Ohreally151 is a retard!

[Ohreally161]

i think we all just lost 2 IQ points for watching this

[lightknight79]

haha......

[vicoxinter]

........

[SirGrantTheInsulter]

Hail Satan whaooooooooooooooooo!

[bagz1944]

that's got to be the sickest shit I've ever seen

[MuddleMeow]

the 1 who made this sh!t is a retard

one

[tommyt4321]

fuck you you stupid mother fucker

if you ever have children i hope they are retarded, sou you can know what it is like to take care of them

i dont understand why u would make this movie

[CaptainPerverto]

You think this one's bad, wait until I'm done with the second one.

[tommyt4321]

eh whatever, do whatever u want, i just shouldnt look at ur junk

[wammydatrines]

whitechoc0late5 what if i wanna be with ur momma?

[skipsqueeze]

the ketchup for the blood was just so realistic...

[sandiskrules]

What  the fuck

[notmypres22]

to bad that wasn't a real tard.... that would have made the video

[tommyt4321]

fuck you, ass

[Hans19999]

Daaaamn when will the retard slayer come to my town to kill the mongoloids?

[tommyt4321]

fuck you too

[74917]

genius

[4skins1]

This guy should be the next mayor of Tamworth NSW.He would be the slickest most elegant worldly and sensitive man there

[clayton15c]

what the fuck?

[diego9191]

What the....?

[eyelinerlove6]

wow that was so funny i almost went into spontanious, uncontrlable convulsions... nice job now go play in a 4 way intersection

[guineapig1234]

Whoever made this vidio is more retarded than any retard i meet. but the sad thing is there is no excuse for this stupidity

[jjmann19]

wow... are you kidding me?

[cbrhea]

Is there anything less than one star?

[ohpeum]

As a fellow retard slayer I can appreciate your work.

[bmx2bmx66]

hahhhaaahhaha

[greendayfan1981]

Great "money shot" scene... well done!

[animlnitr8]

gorg should slay himself if hes into slaying retards.

[RemixDatRiddim]

KILL THE RETARD, no maturbating though

[Drengeroev]

this is corny. And so not funny

[CaptainPerverto]

Because you said "so not funny", like some kind of 15 year old girl, anything else you said and say for life is completely disregarded.

[usernametyrants]

Die eugene die

[starclassic21]

Dude i almost died watching this it was sooooo funny

[gohoggyourself]

what the fuck is wrong with people these days

[globe345]

screw you! if someone is just messing around lay off. Dude you got problems

[emannikcufecin]

Pretty Damn Retarded!!

[thegurem]

HAHAHAHAHA

[sloyvenhaven]

Holy shit! Amazing video.

[mrg41]

I cant stop laughing "LOOK THERE'S A RETARD RIGHT THERE!!!"

[Thetanmanran]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[Cuchullainredbranch]

Dude!!! Ure A Fucking Legend!!!!

[gtxforlife]

fucking classic bro

[nightwatchman1999]

FUCKING FANTASTIC! So funny!!!!

[frankieiskwel9209]

ure a perv....

[CaptainPerverto]

Obviously

[Kinkyl3oy]

just stop smoking

[Sabreton]

Hilarious. I hate retards, make more.

[colinhoha]

Haha awesome video so funny

[noofs]

who the hell is that? is that u? lol

[CaptainPerverto]

Yea, I'm a fat bastard.

[edithlegacy]

somebody flag this, my eyes are bleeding...

[Atariflops]

Holy shit! It's Jack Black on LSD!

[Drumminkid37]

wow. go fuck urself

[CaptainPerverto]

If I could my old lady would be history.

[DArcyFD]

that was really shit.

[Dodonius]

some people are so lonely

[CaptainPerverto]

I agree, Gorg might need an army next time.

[Jesseg9891]

WoW your a no life loser fag

[CaptainPerverto]

WoW I'm going to rape your mouth now.

[Darthmagnet]

thank you

[dakotaj]

goddamn that was the dumbest fuckin thing ive ever seen, im serious, i think ijust got a little dumber

[CaptainPerverto]

So are you a full blown retard now? We can have Gorg remove your head for you and examine it.

[REMIXoWARNING]

lol retard xDDD

[golfmontpoker]

lol wtf

[poffejasse]

hm?

[helltone]

funniest thing we've seen in a while-thanks!!! are we supposed to feel bad for laughing our asses off?

[alfonzie1]

white power

[pupitski]

that was some pretty retarded shit...but awesome though....it's about time someone made a retard slayin video, they are free to live in the surrounding community and i fear for my life- LMFAO!

[nickynicknick]

well to the people that got pissed over this: why watch the whole video?? and why click on a video that says "retard slayer" if u will get pissed over people that make fun of special ed people??? yeahh....and your telling people to get life when you are the ones watching this video...im not saying you dont have a llife, just saying u r in no position to tell this guy to get a life when you sat here and watched his video...

[JoeJoeBobJoe]

The description is win.

[ASCLMC3]

what is wrong with you? uou need help like seriously..how could you make fun of special ed people like that ...your a loser get a life >:O

[CaptainPerverto]

I do it with the greatest of ease.

[yopolopogus]

i like your power puff poster

its pretty retarded itself

[UncleOofus]

omg, i'm going to go kill a retard in your honor. where does atreyufan86 live. fuck it, i'm gonna go hit a UPARC home. where should i mail the heads?

[ImmortalKaine]

To Those Who Hate This: You're retards.

To Those Who Like This: Yay ^.^

To Those Who Attempted To Slay Retards Without Proper Training: Be careful, I lost an arm to a retard with autism.

[needleninja]

you flipin suck, treating other people like that, i can find better adults in life that what this douche bag can be.

[Ihateanimetards]

redneck XD

[NBATheLife15]

Don't make fun of Retards

Asshole

Fuck you

[Samhainne]

Crass as fuck. Kudos on the Gwar-esque brutality and jizz, it cracked me up.

[mrshrooms1]

great video dude keep up the good work XD

[nosajffokir]

you suck I hate you

[fr34k1np0wn3d]

omg this is so hilarious... fucking offensive as hell... but hilarious

[RyanBmxMartinie]

HAHA! genius!

[patrickhenrysghost]

This video is retarded

[CaptainPerverto]

No shit?

[DantheReTaRd]

But that is one of the most funniest things i have ever seen!!!!! Nice work

[DantheReTaRd]

Some people just don't have lives. =/

Plus it's sad to see 30 year old fat hillbillies act like that... Modern society is depressing.

[jennyRenny7]

um ok im scared now...

[thorivol]

lol i actually liked this....i thought it was funny....HAIL SATAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wiizeng]

you're both gay

[MyDarthKader]

This is the worse thing I have ever seen.

[yourmadcutex]

this is fucking dumb and rude

[jameslovesgames]

omfg. stop stealing my oxygen.

[untouchable1222]

holy fuckin shit that is not funny but that is freak

[zed20]

Dear God this was so unfunny I actually lost a part of my sense of humor from watching it.

[JerryScumfuc]

Going by your videos you didn't seem to have a very good one to begin with, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

[Qdog58]

yeah, not funny

[tomqelectronica]

scary lol

[123456abcdefuk]

the only retard is the fuckin guy who made this

[zenithlead]

hi i like gorg

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[Banzaiburglar]

haha, funny =)

[Evilman114]

he is realy retarded

[Evilman114]

lol..

[noahcrosby]

lol thats funny but not cool

[xmastashoex]

LOL 1:34

[kcreming]

this was the best sh__ Ive ever seen

[SlayerFreak81]

It was weird but then again i think it was meant to be that way

[kowbetamax]

NOO he was too young!!!