Guy Fakes a Heart Attack in Court

[BrunNJayJ]

what a dumb nigga...

[lionel19651]

lol fff n comedian.

[Argov82]

I can just imagine him telling the lawyer beforehand "Ok, we're probably gonna lose this right? Imma fake a heart attack. Ok?" "No, please don't." "Oh...Well I'm faking a heart attack."

[Lyricsky090308]

Lmfao

[specops1991]

She gave a pretty damn good talk off the top of her head. Very well spoken and clear. Fun to listen to her haha. Id love to hear what was going on through his head other than. "Oh Fuck...."

[JesusTwoThousand]

i wonder if he's still sleeping

[gohstdog23]

NOT!

[gohstdog23]

Poor fellow! They should drop all of his charges and let him go! He just suffered a heart attack!! Omg! Dumb judge , and the court just goes on while he's out !

[LinkOrdonHero]

@gohstdog23 I hope you're being sarcastic ...

[24okay]

This is always funny. This is like my 16th time watching this and I am still laughing out loud.

[lakenstrong77]

NOW THAT SHIT CRAZY WAT THE HELL HE DO ? JACK OFF OR SUM

[DavidBlandinii]

Lol, enable the snowflake youtube app and enjoy.

[Funny44VIBS]

Cop: This Mother fucker is faking let me make him smell my shit on a stick

Black Guy: (in his head) awww fuck this nigga cough me damn it, he knew i was faking ! 0:58 - 1:10

[Mr1derful713]

its called, "DEFENSE" DEFENSE" DEFENSE" NOT DEFEN(C)E, DAMN MORONS LEARN TO SPELL.

[Celeb223]

That's mr brown from meet the browns 

[sdfefde]

can anyone tell me what did he do wrong in acting a heart attack?

[randy18711]

ha ha ha......that shit is hilarious!

[bnsfsteff]

Mr. Wilkins = Mr1derful713?

[kikiswaggm]

Heeeelll Naw dude Krazii a'f lmfaaaaoooo doe

[panchotheaddict420]

at 0:56 the cop was diggin up his butthole.

[MrLumpigerLump]

and then on another day, same scenario, she doesnt buy the fake heart attack, lawyer dies, big viral scandal and everyone hates america a little bit more....

[Mr1derful713]

FUK THE GODAMN CONSTITUTION, AND EVERYTHING THAT GOES WITH THE FUKIN LAW, YOU CANT GIVE HIM 5 MINUTES LADY WHO THE FUK ARE YOU? GODDAMN I HATE THE FUKIN JUSTICE SYSTEM AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR WHICH IS SHIT, IM SO SICK IF THIS FUKED UP U.S. AND THE FUKIN RETARDS THAT TRY TO RUN THIS FUKIN JOKE PLACE

[xmasterfunk]

@Mr1derful713 she did give him 5 minutes actually 2:48

[Mr1derful713]

ARE YOU A JUDGE BITCH OR A FUKIN DR???? MIND YOUR BUSINES WINCH

[Filmaker25]

Is this because he's black? come on. I'm white and I can see through this .

[AlejandroN2r2]

Hahaha too down. I know I wouldnt have done that shit! Hahaha

[jgstargazer]

Hay, if it works for Fred Sandford.

[sadiel1]

haha who is he thinking he is fooling?

[xyPERSON]

Who exactly did he think he was fooling here?

[LeLeElite]

Ha ha they couldnt charge him, classic new CourtDate

[mastakat74]

Still a better actor then Snoop Dog

[SuperKojim]

Ni@@er just won an academy award!

[voirdire]

Maybe he just wanted to nap.

[SaraTGinMD]

I just watched this and while it was confirmed this guy was faking it and trying to pull something I just wanted to say something about the paramedics. A number of years ago I was in the process of suffering a rather severe heart attack and the paramedics who came to my home performed all these same tests and said, "We don't see anything wrong with you." I laid there suffering for 5 minutes as they carried on a light hearted discussion. I was clinically "dead" 5 minutes later.

[MrPewp]

@SaraTGinMD

Wow! I've never talked to a zombie before! Whats up!

[SaraTGinMD]

@MrPewp Not much. Just looking for brains to eat. What's up with you? :-)

[MrPewp]

@SaraTGinMD

Nothing much. :/

Did you hear about the judge who beat his daughter? That dude needs to be arrested.

[Paralyzer]

the guy to the right. holding his hand over his mouth. no reaction what so ever LOL

[nolaeast]

This is some funny shit. 

[fuckcybersociety]

is that his lawyer sitting in the chair behind him? he knew it was coming and thought it was a stupid idea.... he had no reaction to the fake heart attack lmfao!

[KatzeProduct]

He didn't go HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGG

[lafucil]

I may need medical attention from laughing so hard, I think I fractured a rib.

[KOHF34]

The judge didn't believe it from the beginning. Just look at how she tosses the paper aside at :12, lol.

[BoyChibi]

hes thinking" SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, WHY!?"

[geekay16]

whahahahahahahahahaha lol he knows he is going to be guilty xd whahahaha

[grumthol]

If he was white he would up been life flighted.

[artoficial]

the white guy next (right) to him hardly moves his head, as if he knew how much of an idiot this guy was, he's like "aaaah fuck here the dumb fuck goes...

[BlueGama600]

He just had to be black didn't he xD

[Simangel1307]

@BlueGama600 Sure, all this shit in court has always niggers

[youngnick1800]

Lol

[uncleben50]

lol dumb can u get

[brendan909]

What happened after? Does anyone have the video of that?

[006JoeS]

lmao... Right on man... what was he charged with??

[hussletv1]

lol classic bruh..lol

[melTorino]

Worst. Acting. Ever.

[Reazzurro90]

I think stupid people were sent to this Earth so we could all have a good laugh.

[88blockNS]

Hes lucky they didn't try to give him cpr and bust his ribcage.

[ZappaFan101]

I wonder how much longer the guy kept fakin after the video

[imCopacetic]

this is like on some chappelle's show type shit

[Dr1Canuckchuck]

He's just trying his damndest to continue with the ploy, even after he's been proven a phoney. LOL. "Just keep staring off into space, self. They'll buy it eventually." Acting lessons may be available in prison, I suggest you improve your delivery. LOL

[valeriemd2b]

LOL How embarrassing

[AnarchalPatriarch]

Usin' that left arm to care for his heart attack like a BOSS.

[LilLokC357]

i should try this.. see what happens in china..

[daleonz]

Lamont... Elizabeth... I'm coming to join ya...

If he really wanted to fake death or heart attack he should have pissed and shitted on his self

[crkyon4]

This man should play for Barcelona

[SilverDogProductions]

Why all the racist comments?? I'm white and I just don't understand you people, grow up for gods sake

This world doesnt make sense

[perpendiculaire90]

GOOD ACTRESS HAHAHAH

[bull3t96]

@perpendiculaire90 what?! i didn't know it was a woman hehehe

[frizbaloid]

"a remarkable change." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lennybrucelee13]

Does this guy know how to party or what

[Lennybrucelee13]

@stereophonics ya I caught that uh thanks for stating the obvious. I heard the judge. See what I was doing was making fun of it and that seems to have gone over your head. Sorry about that.

[Lennybrucelee13]

It looks like a classic case of stage fright. He got his day of court and used it to the best of his ability.

[Stereophonics81]

@Lennybrucelee13 - He was futilely trying to get a mistrial

[woodyfly]

Dudes like "There's no fuckin turning back now. I'm faking this shit to the end"

[Jake888]

IM COMING ELIZABETH!!

[chinaanjel]

Lmao

[tag1989]

LOL.... IF IT HAD BEEN A WHITE PERSON NOW THEY WOULD OF BELIEVED HIM HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

[Reazzurro90]

@tag1989

Probably a White person would have been able to act better than this idiot.

[tag1989]

@Reazzurro90 lol I agree. white people are always doing that fainting shit and that "oh, im a crazy person" act. lol

[globe255]

Thats the heat that are doing it.

[agenthelios1]

The best defense is a good....HEART ATTACK..lol.

This guy is outrageous!

[InfiniteUniverse88]

Was he still like this after the 5min were up?

[Spare14All]

@InfiniteUniverse88 I understand that he is still in the same position, right now!

[InfiniteUniverse88]

@Spare14All So he became catatonic permanently?

[Spare14All]

@InfiniteUniverse88 Exactly. Doctors are still working on him but a leaked report suggests complications. He is now mummified too, apparently : 0

[ravballer]

LMAO

[TheAnswerIverson3]

OMGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS FKN HILARIOUSSSSSSSS AAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

[LopesLuso]

LOL STUPID AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!

[FinalSmashBrother]

@LopesLuso you see that everywhere, stupid...person...from space.

[LopesLuso]

@FinalSmashBrother I believe, but it's so bad ^^

[FinalSmashBrother]

@LopesLuso lol

[1141rello]

the cop in the back tryn not to laugh,ha ha

[Spanky989]

"i hope these crackas don't find out i'm faking..."

[Zodan]

He's lying there like, "Stay the course... Stay the course..."

[1666cinnamon]

lmfaooooooooo, dont do the crime if you cant do the time! Stand up and face it,

[silenthatedyouth]

WHAT WAS HIS SENTENCE AND CHARGE

[bravesn11]

this guy is classic

[jjws]

got to give it up to him for sticking with it lmao

[binder673]

haha this is like on Curb your Enthusiasm when Larry David fakes a heart attack to avoid getting punched by some guy lol

[MrRiggyRiggs]

fucking hilarious, haha

[3064ReDdEviL3064]

LOL 

[olllj]

got told like a boss.

[grapejuicenews]

i love how one of the tags for the video is "sexy' hahahaha

[MrMulholland34]

Heart attack from too much kfc. Too bad.

[chillydogification]

Some people lool



[PompousFlea]

Imagine that, he's black.

[EricToTheScionti]

I'm hiring him as my attorney, and acting director.

[Jon839508]

Black people...

[cratedigga100]

@Jon839508 white people and thier stereotypes...

[jackass534]

@cratedigga100 yeah, one black guy does something, all black people are bad, one white guy does something, its acceptable and goes unnoticed.

[akbar232323]

lol baahahahahhaha , at ,19 the guy on the bench is sleeping then wakes up lmao hahahahahahaahhahahaha so funny

[MichRockHop81108]

:24-:25 is so funny the cop is just like huh?

[Lucky466]

If you search "Lionel Hutz" in the searchbar, this video is the 3rd one that shows up. Awesome.

[MichRockHop81108]

SO AWESOME

[AtlRacerBoyz]

I'm coming Elizabeth!!!

[bukk3t]

rofl if you're gonna have a fking heart attache you dont go "excuse me...excuse me for a minute." instead, if you really wanna fake it, you go "UGHHH!!" then fake rigor mortis and seize on the ground for like 30 seconds , then piss your pants. otherwise, it's a no go bro.

[rkotm]

i wonder what the outcome of THAT was.

[spooneystone]

its ace! once hes faked it there is no turning back for him!! and its just dead funny

[KaiLuck]

He's like "Oh shit, they didn't buy it. Well, I'm gonna keep going at it and hope I get something out of it!"

[ilovejesus84]

@KaiLuck lolololoololoololololololololo­lolololololololololol YOU ARE STUPID lololololl

[ex0rdium]

Has anyone ever failed so completely and publicly in the whole of human history? I would argue, no.

[MickeyLove01]

If he heard a zipper come down he'd wake up.

[mrpoate]

lol right idea but it might have failed in the execution

[rsoarch7]

TNB to be sure.

[Torn80cj]

He should have used the Fred G. Sanford technique, "It's the big one!!! Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you!"

[dmterel]

To wake him up, instead of ammonia, they just should have used a grape Swisher.

[gsboy45]

doug heffernan did that on a epsode of king of queens!!

[Spitfire995]

one of the cops should have just said out loud ; ''OKAY, TASER TIME!!"' and he would have gotten up alright....

[chanze19]

@Spitfire995 L.O.L

[grillinIstheLife]

@Spitfire995 hahaha

[KevinCarbonara]

@Spitfire995 no then we'd have to hear everyone whining about "OMG POLICE STATE!"

[uncontrolable777]

the white police dudes in the back suck. one man would have been enough to slap him saying: JOHN! IT'S 6AM! GO TO WORK!

[cowsruleme]

i lold hard

[AryonPride]

TNB

[NSTX7]

they called his ass out but he still wouldn budge. classic shit right here.

[bigghickk]

This shit is funny as Hell!!

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

n*gger spent so much energy faking it, when he coulda' been out lookin for a job.

[05candyman]

@pockmarkedbuttocks wow just wow.

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

@05candyman - yeah, how bout dat? Splivs will spend all that effort to fake something, and then be all lazy and not work...and then go rob a convenience store and shoot the clerk...and then be THIS lazy turd ;-)

[05candyman]

@pockmarkedbuttocks maybe he could not think of anything on the spot so he faked a heart attack. hey i have done it before but the difference between me and him is that it worked for me.

[farronx]

@pockmarkedbuttocks

sometimes I try to find a witty retort to a racist comment,but yours is too funny for that. lol

I was embarrassed for this guy (I found myself actually watching the vid thru my fingers as I covered my face in shame for him as if I knew this idiot) b/c obviously he has no shame.

most of the comment left here were pretty damn funny as well,yours just happen to give me a belly laugh. lmfao

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[MrPhatboichris]

hes just taking a nap after 1:23

[FemmeBoy2010]

lol good short movie

[Alphacarmine72]

they use that same method at football that was a waterboy moment

[Zipito06]

WITH OR WITHOUT YOUUUUUU WITH OR WITHOUT YOUUUUU OHHHHHH

[Toracube]

It would be kind of funny if he was actually dead... The judge would feel sooo bad.

[9589taya]

@Toracube THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER

[mattspurlock]

@Toracube hahaha 

[mmmsherrie]

lmaoooooooooo that white guy in the glasses didnt even flinch lmfao!!!

[mmmsherrie]

lmaoooooooooo

[Euenge88]

HAHAHA

[Hyunikil]

hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

[roblou62]

LOL, the Judge is funny as hell, she is like "business as usual" the show must go on.

[Nerdydork666]

HAHAHAHAHA awesome. Good lad.

[KJT922010T]

Taze him see if he's faking or not

[dandyfireable]

@jrjr143 they only do that cuz they don't have enough roles on tv. And the only racist blacks r from the islands . Africans aren't racist though. Well all blacks r from Africa but the west indies r the only racist group. I'm proud the way god made me. There is no point 4 saying whites don't have shows cuz u guys already beat the shit out of ppl . Everyone. At least r u happy! I have to skip school on feburary cuz just being ashamed of the way I'm made. 

[ROosthakid]

I think the Judge just likes to hear herself talk. Get the man up already. 

[TheAlexander356]

And the oscar goes to: Guy who faked a heart attack in court!

[MrQuasarQuark]

This judge needs her own TV Court show

[Fr3shB0iii]

i did this once in school cause i didnt wanted to do a test and it worked?

[8888ACE8888]

imma give this cat credit , he ddnt give up to the very end , people lik him go far in life .he's a go getta

as funny as it is

respect brada

[Lron85]

shoulda tased him

[zoyasmaster]

watch?v=qayLAomtTZs&feature=re­lated thats for the most racist thng on utube lol

[TubeHumour]

Why is he a negro? He's a black man, not a negro. Respect costs nothing. He is a fool though.

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

@TubeHumour in mexico or spain they would refer to him as an el negrito

[11bigd22]

wow...he really tried to sell that one

[Drf7at]

should of put concrete under him so he'll think twice about faking a heart attack and falling.

[ttdantt10384]

lol top man

[rmtheg234]

people with their arguments in comments....

[JosKiddin]

LOLOL!!!!

[fugnuzzle1970]

Dumb as fuck nigger! But, aren't ALL niggers dumb as fuck?!

[johnnypeps]

lol No your honor

[CyberYeoo]

It'd be funny... if he actually was having a heart attack lmao!

[StackinItToThaMoon]

Fail

[TheAteam30294]

ahhahahahhahaha