Steve Harvey - Still Trippin' Part 7

[changeofaddress1]

boring and unfunny but he has a strong moustache

[shademan86]

he is NOT funny.

[genya96]

We Gotta Walk Aroundd Thee Tablee 8 Timess Too Makee A Damnn Sandwich ( *Jtfooooo )

[ilovemj3796]

I've been to a ghetto wedding. Not cool, man. But I knew the people, so I expected it.

[TVInhuman]

She done made bolgna sandwitches and cut 'em up each sandwitch into 32s and done stuck toothpicks into each one! THIRTY TWOs! We gotta walk the around the table 8 times to make a DAMN sandwitch. LMAO!

[Bitesize1991]

the color they chose was chocolate brown and mint green!!!! ain't none of the women went to the same store! these heifers was standin up there lookin like A BAG OF SKITTLES LMAO

[TVInhuman]

Shake that monkey! Shake THAT MONKEY!

[Thedigg13]

Damn i wish i had a wife that let me talk to her like Steve talk to his woman

[Thedigg13]

"Steve, i really think you should go to the wedding"

"Baby, i really think you should shut the fuck up" *kissy face*

lmaooo

[amayasmommie2011]

3:18-3:25 I WISH U WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP LOLOL....HILARIOUS!!!!

[iEmbarcadero]

lol "shake yo monkey!!!!!!! oH No you aint lookin at dem hoes, black son of a b!tch"

[amayasmommie2011]

@iEmbarcadero LMAO

[masterDevis]

"I really think you should go to the wedding."

"I think you need to shut the fuck up." XD

[masterDevis]

7:30 Yeah, well you wanted to come, you dumbass! He tried to warn you, lady, but you would not listen! lol

[masterDevis]

Well damnit why don't you get the message I don't want to ever hear from you foo's again and DON'T CALL ME EVER AGAIN!!!!" 0:09

[AUSROTTENY2K]

3:18 7:16

[Magicruneox521]

YOU GOTTA WALK AROUND THE TABLE 8 TIMES TO MAKE A DAMN SANDWHICH

[MizzHoneyLove9109]

steve's wife: steve, i really think you should go to the wedding.

steve: i think you need to shut the f*** up

LMAO!!!!!!

[inufreak2009]

SHAKE YOU MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[wana505]

OH NO YOU AIN'T LOOKIN AT THEM HOES....(balls up fist) YOU BLACK SON OF BITCH!!!!!!!

[ruthlesswun]

LMAO!!

[jorrillabear]

Steve harvey's gotta bill cosby style story telling with the length of his jokes and quality

[inglewooddynasty]

Screamin laughin @ "wrap yo leg 'round it lets go"

[inglewooddynasty]

LOL @ buy some shoes & purse and move on past this

[Caramel1908]

I know ain't lookin at them hoes.... YOU BLACK SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! LMAO

[Yoganut319]

I really think you need to shut the f*** up. (Kissy face) LMBO!!!!!

[antnantn]

...she got a tattoo and it wraps around her thigh...and the snake is biting at that thang... hehehehehehehehhe!!! I can just see it...wish I was there...

[Dustinluva07]

We at the weddin!

You wanted to come!

Now we here!

[Kyden101]

Real funny

[MsRomilly]

lol..but if u think about it...he ouqht to thank he's "boogy" wife cause if she didn't make him qo...he wouldn't have had this GREAT material

[KC25II]

So are you gone go to the wedding

No

Well i really think you should go to the wedding

And i think you need to shut the fuck up

LMAO

[KayKay4101]

'' We at the wedding,

You wanted to come,

Now we here''

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[jacksondavid301]

I would've love to be at this wedding. =)

[aquaprincess222]

"stripah...wrap yo leg round it let's go" LMFAO ONLY STEVE!!!

[niessa52309]

Shut yo Boogie ass up... We at the wedding you wanted to come now we here.... CTFU....

[MsMusicJunkie94]

"WHO YOU KNOW GETTING MARRIED ON A DAMN WEDNESDAY" LOL

[rdewese]

wife: steve i really think ur should go to the wedding

steve: i said i think u need to shut the fuck up

lmfaoo had me weak =D

[mcneal78]

@rdewese That's how u shut it down! End of story! That had me laughing!

[TokenWolf1]

you at the weddin you wanted to come and now we here!! hahahahha ohhh gooodddd hahahahahaha

[WestCoastAlifliCALI]

What I'd Pay To Go To That Wedding!!

[WestCoastAlifliCALI]

she said "Steve I Really Think You SHould Go To The Wedding"

i said "i really think you should shut the fuck up" hahahahahahhahahaha

[skinpli]

if i ever hear someone say that in a church..YOU BLACK SON OFA BITCHHH... ill have to be carried out forealzz with oxygen ahhah i was on the floor when he said that oMGAHHH lmaooooooo

[ThePykeStar]

We gotta walk around the table 8 times to make a damn sandwich!

[SaxKing52]

SHAKE THAT MONKEY!!

[JSwanKilowJ]

My Godmother got married on a Thursday, but it was a small wedding with seven people all together (me, my dad, my mom, grandma, Godmother, her husband, and the priest guy).

[TheMossfan84]

watermelons nda hood haha

[ktink15]

Them heifers was standin up there lookin like a bag ov skittles!! I was laughin to damn hard at tht.

[misstootiebabii]

Pole pole stripper wrap yo leg around it let's go

[singingboy205]

i think you should go to the wedding...i think you should shut the fuck up lmao

[TheKiss1984]

Shake yo monkey!

[Sanana135]

@BrickyCity4eva Every black family? Really? My family isn't like that at all.

[TheMossfan84]

My aunt agna said " oh no u ain lookin at dem hoes...U BLACK SON OF A BITCH IN DA CHURC!!!!! OH MAN DIS FUNNY LOL DIS WILL MAKE U LAUGH AND CRY

[applejacks190]

8 people dont know how you get to Hawaii.....

[gjamzn45]

"shake your monkey!!!!!!!" "oh no you aint lookin at them hoes!!!!!!!!" hella funny :P

[EmceeSlick4life]

and the snake is biting at that thang, hahahhahahahhahhahhahahahahhah­ahhah

[roscoegino]

"to put it together aint gon make no sense"

[enornt10]

I know you not looking at those hoes. You black son of a bitch rotflmao.

[Forte123111]

This is great

[mcneal78]

This stand-up of Steve Harvey: Still Trippin' was WAAAAY better than that BS he did called "Don't Trip....." He should just stick to what he originally did. That's what's up!

[stingray359]

Wife: Steve i think you should go to the wedding.

Steve: And i think you need to shut the fuck up.

[myammw12]

omg i lovee this one !

[wfhs77]

Do you know how many shades of green that is????

[Netherwolf6100]

let's see, 5 kids, kid different baby daddies, never been outside her home town, getting married to a guy 2 days after he got out of the pen and top it all off with this ghetto ass weddin he talkin bout right now, you CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP XD

[BrickCity4eva]

@Netherwolf6100 you can't make that up. and the sad part is: every black family got them types

[mankind49]

haha yeah me 2 this guy is awsome

[neveahbabii26]

aint none of da women went ta da same store u no how many shades of green dere iz up dere lookin lykk a bag of SKiTTLES! lmaoo

[DaRza17]

lil ricky wont be able to go to hawai hes on HOUSE ARREST

[Dustinluva07]

Steve is DEFINITELY one of the great Kings of Comedy!!!

[dfg123456tt]

like 4real when u try 2 tell sumone sum they act like they don't understand so when it get 2 that part then u finally see wat i'm sayin....so now u on punishment...U wanted 2 come so now we here just SHUT YO AZZ UP!!.....they don't suppost 2 be doing that?....I told u 2 SHUT YO AZZ UP.....we an't suppose 2 be here now u get the rise & THROW IT!!..lol!!

[lManOwaRI]

is that wesley snipes ar 1:55 ? O_o

[amundine]

STEVE THEY CUSSIN THE CHURCH

[amundine]

WHO YOU KNOW GET MARRIED ON A WEDNESDAY!!!

[hotcom08]

this is so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iPocketmonkey]

I never laughed so hard in my life. This is like the 2nd time watching video. Omfg.....

[shaynaka]

"we at the wedding u wanted to come now we here" lol he's tha man

[deathheadmoth21]

Aww his niece sounds so sweet... that's what makes it funnier :-) This wedding, or "poverty driven mess" was one of the funniest stories I have heard from Steve's comedy. Thanks for posting :-)

[TheAlesha1996]

I lyke dat dance dat Steve did wen he waz talkin' about his niece's weddin'.

[NicciC]

LMBO! I nearly died at 3:24 and 7:23

[Soccerkids92]

dat look steve gave the crowd when he heard wensday

[SJRogers]

"It's on a Wednesday."

[AAC1990]

I went to my cousin's wedding down in Virginia.......Lord Jesus it was EXACTLY like Steve describes here. Just ghetto fabulous. Love my southern family but good God they a trip....

[MsGaines11]

bolgona sandwiches really! into 32s how is dhat even possible!

[Sexyshanz28]

Niece: Well is u gon come?

Steve: I said baby I'm working that weekend u just saw it now u kno I aint gon make it..

Niece: It's on a Wednesday..

Steve: WHO U KNOW.. GET MARRIED ON A DAMN WEDNESDAY!

Lollll Ghetto ass mess!!

[kingwtally]

pole pole wrap ur legs around this pole

[DarryLxxxO]

Them heffers was standing up there looking like a bag of skittles !

[DarryLxxxO]

"i got a tracfone - you can get any area code you want" - Lmfao ;

[abernam]

Pole! Pole!

[riddim3456]

@abernam wrap yo leg round it let's go. shit, dat got me goin'.

[Turbo9987]

"Imma send you and Little Ricky to Hawaii for seven days."

"Oh, Uncle Steve! Do we have to get on an airplane?"

LOLOLOL

[ih8skanx]

"Heffa" is referring to a "heifer" which is a young female cow. FYI

[rollercoster3]

@ih8skanx  Thanks.

[rollercoster3]

This is so funny, But what is a heffa?

[BrownSouth]

brown horse with a hump in its back and watermelon carriage...hahahah

[RichWhenImBroke]

"We at the weddin', you wanted to come and now we're here!"

[terrell5159]

YOU BLACK SON OF A BITCH! lol omg

[09shannyboo]

SHUT YO BOOGY ASS UP... WE AINT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE NOW U GET THE RICE AND THROW IT...LMFAO

[ThundermanX17]

who YOU know...getting married on DAMN WENDSDAY!!

[MzuzJayMaybi]

AND THE SNAKE IS BITING AT THAT THANG!. LMAO!.

[steveland76]

"THIS GHETTO RAGGEDY ASS WEDDING!!" lmao

[Bremen25]

I swear, I've been to this wedding, except it was white folk.

[MsGaines11]

bolanga sandwiches into 32sssss hell naw

[MrChrisWiggins]

SHAKE THAT MONKEY...... SHAKE THAT MONKEY AT ME......... SHAKE YO MONKEY....ROTFL

[TiffumsLG]

now you get the rice and throw it. hahaha

[Hybridlife]

OOO UNCLE STEVE, ARE WE GONE HAVE TO CATCH A AIR PLANE?

.....

WHO DONT KNO THIS?

[jwhite2k14]

wen u got 5 kids u dnt need a babysitter u need 2 put da ass in foster care lmfao

[princessxoxo23]

LMFAO!!! STRIPPER POLE, WRAP UR LEG ROUND IT, LET'S GO!!! HES SO FUNNY!!

[lachondria81]

Steve's facial expressions are so funny!

[the1yall]

"shake dat monkey"."i kno yo black azz aint lookin at dem hoes"."i tol yo azz 2 shut da fuc up" rotfllmaox2.

[moraths]

'WHO YOU KNOW GET MARRIED ON A WEDNESDAY? THIS BOUT TO BE SUM GHETTO MESS RITE HERE" ROFLMAO

[Ladeesmith345]

LMMFAO

[chocolateshot48]

LOL

[voen]

The way he said "That Thang" had me dying!

[bolch88bb8]

"Dem heffas was standing up there looking like a bag of skittles" lolol

[baileybratXD]

"We at the wedding, you wanted to come, now we here!" LMFAO  XD

[sexiieyes09]

lmao uncle thiddo

[cuoy13]

i can relate to steve, cuz i veen involved in a wedding jus like that and damn, damn, damn! lol! steve kno wat he sayin

[KUULGERL]

This one is the best

[CutipieX3]

oh no you ain't lookin' at dem hoes... you BLACK SON-OF-A- BITCH!!!!! ROTFL!!

[kandinskyforfootball]

@CutipieX3 ROTFL?

[CutipieX3]

@kandinskyforfootball Rolling On The Floor Laughing......

[mikizzle07]

@kandinskyforfootball Rolling on the floor laughing

[ChristewieTV]

Are we gon' have to catch a airplane? I ain't never been on a plane before

[deaiveonbigbutt]

it was mint green,lime green,money green,emerald green,yo green,her green,grass green.....lmfao

[blackbuyable]

i think u should bgo to the wedding. i think u should shut the fuck up. lmfao

[BluBrryYum]

Now u get the rice and throw it... LMFAO

[TheDrizzyJr]

I Kno Yu Aint Lookin At Them Hoes... Yu Black Son Of A Bitch...

Dont Say Nuttin I Said Dont Say A Damn Thang When We Get Here...

Just Shut Yo Ass Up...

They Not Suposed To Do Dhat I Told Yu To Shut Yo Ass Up

[nuevaorleans08]

"i kno u ain't lookin at dem hoes.!! YU BLACK SON OF A BXTCH.!!!"

lmao.

[Shep490]

SHAKE DAT MONKEY AT ME!!!! LOL

[poohnumberone]

they was standing up der looking like a BAG OF SKITTLES!

[underrated8989]

SHAKE YOUR MONKEY

[Akee1990]

Who get's married on a Wednesday?People r jes gettin offa work around that time (it's probably in the evening) and they ain't gon have time t'get ready 4 no damn weddin.The marraige is already gonna b made in hell.The least u can do is have it on a weekend where most people ain't gotta work.

[boomboi1990]

"sit dere and shut yo ass up! we at da weddin, u wanted 2 come, now we here!"

[adorablebabi]

Uncle Steve? Uncle Bernie always sounded better!

[jumonsizzle]

aww, u can tell he loves his niece

[Jojo5096]

"Oh uncle Steve......ooo..Are we goin have to catch a airplane?"-....who don't know this?

"I ain't never been on a plane before. Oo I'm excited..O uncle Steve I got a problem though. I need a babysitter"....and then she pause like I'm fixin raise my hand for this here.

LOL :)

[wannapegn]

You Black son of a bitch!! lol

[shegryl1]

the part about his wife "she so beautiful,t ,she just too nice,i aint neva been so happy " "....i think we should go to the wedding"i think u need to shut the fuckup .....and..when he blew her kisses ....i lost it .................steve,,, i feel you .your the funniest....... from ohio

[hapibth0pel3ss]

lol Steve know he didnt say that to his wife, especial not to a black wife. She wouldn't knocked his out!

[AARxFTW]

7:16-7:22 i literally lmfao its so freakin funny..xD

[kingschessclub]

UCANTSEEME No talent corniest **** in the KOC Bernie pulled his **** out the whole room went dark

[simsim594]

Steve FUNNY, I wonder what his niece thinks about him telling these jokes.

[zhs2009]

If she got that honeymoon, she won't care!

[CKALLDAYUX]

I think you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!1

[mzdandrozonshow]

them heffas was looking like a BAG OF SKITTLES ROTFL!!!!!!!!!

[streetdream17]

this is the shit!

[tjtank20]

dude..7:02 lolololol

[ngstar15]

i think u need to shut the fuck up....... hhhahahahahahahha

[tamera777]

that niggas wife said steve i think we should go. he said you shut yo black ass up, you wanted to come now we here! :) LOLOLOL! funniest part!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boomboi1990]

who u kno, gettin married on a DAMN WEDNESDAY?!?

[DABIGDAWG018]

steve, they cussin in the church...I told u dont say nuthin, you da one wanted to come i said dont say a DAMN THING ...funny as hell!!!

[dede715]

who you know that get married on a damn wedsnday??? now you already know dis finna be some ghetto shyt here ...:) lmao he be clownin

[djermaine17]

"i know u not lookin at those hoes!!!' "U BLACK SON OF A BITCH!!" -punchs the air-

[ZGODOMEGAHALO]

@djermaine17 That was the best part.

[DariusFisback]

@djermaine17 SHAKE YO MUNKY!!!!!!! LMAO

[Reesha01]

We at the weddin, you wanna come, now we're here. HAHAHAHA!!!

[aeron159]

shake dat monkey at ME! lol! xD

[PMB827]

SHAKE YO MONKEY!!!! lmao

[Jenology22]

lol

[NicoleGucci34]

tehe ; )=  "now qet dhee rice andd throw it"

[5235747]

tha part of aunt agnis gets me all the time!

[mdmommi]

"Steve I really think you should go to the wedding".."i think you should shut da fuck up"....lmaooooooo!

[buddaman200522]

this is my favorite part!

[devoutman]

oh no horse and carriage that's too much i got to take a break my stomach hurting too much

[byggyrl26]

SHAKE THAT MONKEY!!!

[EvilClownx12]

steve is speakin the truth with this one

only he could make a ghetto wedding this funny

[DJLMovieGuy]

Steve Crazy: "U dont know my family! This aint no time for U to be a good Christian! Let it Gooooo! LOL

This whole story of his nieces wedding is so funny! Ghetto Raggedy Ass Wedding LOL!