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  • Even though this shit is hillarious its utter nonsense.

    How about we take ur cousin with the simple shirt and pant to SAUDI!!? And watch the moral police "come on to her".

    Try to understand it this way. If men can control a bit better, we might see more tits on the street. 

  • tell it dave

  • 1)

    don't you see a double standard here? if a guys shows off his flesh it's tolerated, but if girl shows off her flesh it's disgusted. don't help this double standard continue. in our society, girls who show off their flesh are seen as de-valuing themselves. that's cultural. in other cultures, a woman can walk in public virtually naked and it's ok. if she dresses really sexy, she's praised for having such a great body. i really want to raise awareness for this topic.

  • @hot6235 Or we could just do the opposite if you prefer; stop men going around topless because it's indecent.

  • @bigblubafoon I'd prefer it if everyone was free to wear whatever they wanted and I want society to stop trying to be so conservtive.

  • @hot6235 have you ever seen a guy walking around in hotpants or a miniskirt, having his wang dangling side to side? if there were guys like that, i would agree, but come on they're either gay or at least bisexual. But girl, don't wonder why you're regarded a slut, if you wear whores' outfits. It is like this and always will be.

  • @DeutschundStolz1 it's still a doubl standard. some guys wear singlets in public that have strings on the front that barely cover his nipples. they don't wear skirts but they wear shorts, and yes, quite short ones. a guy can go out in public half naked and no one evr says anything. you never hear rants about guys who disrespect themselves, only rants about girls who disrespect themselves. no lable is put on those guys. it's a double standard cuz guys can do it & girls can't.

  • @hot6235 due to the non-existant secondary sexual characteristics of a man, he can do that and of course it's a double standard and it should be. God damn it, you women want all the rights men have, you want equality, but when it comes to DIY the man has to do it, or the man has to carry the heavy bags. Fuck it, if you want it, then do everything we do and dont complain when the hard times come

  • @DeutschundStolz1

    1)

    what's wrong with women having the same rights as men? men have to do a lot of work to get laid cuz women refuse sx, women refuse sex cuz we don't wanna be called a whore. it would be very easy for any guy to get laid if women didn't have to worry about being called a slut. women don't have to do any work cuz men have no consequences to face afterwards. in fact they have the 'stud' lable to look forward to. guys look down on easy girls, then complain...

  • @DeutschundStolz1

    2)

    that they can't get laid. guys complain all the time how easy it is fo girls how hard it is for them. as soon as one girl crosses the line, and goes against the steryotype, guys treat her like rubbish. how can guys not see that that's why they find it hard to get laid.

  • @hot6235 because girls somehow like being treated respectfully but at the same time they also want the sorta bad guy, easy as that.

  • @hot6235 just accept the fact that women are whores if they whore around and guys are studs if the do the same, the world is cruel, live with it or dont, just do something and dont argue with me, because i cant and i would never want to change that

  • @DeutschundStolz1 to true

  • 13 females dislike dis video. HOES.

  • @JuCtx1 or they're the only 13 people in the world who can see that there is a double standard here. read my 2 part comment.

  • just like black people calling each other nigga, cos to white people that shits just confusing!

  • @jackvincent90

    Some niggas save hoes im not that heroic. J COLE

  • @BlameItOnTheWhiteMan and white ppl dont?? almost all famus stars do..

  • @netugi. Ur right, it doesn't mean you ARE homeless - as Chapelle says, dressed like a whore doesn't mean she is a whore - but you are dressed as a homeless person. So although you AREN'T living on the streets, you may give that impression.

  • As funny as this was (and I lol'd), I do disagree with his comparison. Police uniforms are meant to show people that they are police, like, an intentional message, I suppose (can't think of the right words). Whereas the ho look is just a way of dressing, it's not always meant to give a message of them being a ho. If I were to wear ripped clothing and torn up boots (which I do), that doesn't make me homeless.

  • @Netugi No but it makes you more likely to get he shit beaten out of you and doused in gasoline.

  • @HostileSausage Still doesn't make me homeless.

  • @Netugi i think you are reading to much into a joke. You're the type of person that gets called weird, and replies, "but what is weird" aren't you?

  • @Deburatto There are people who take it seriously though. And yes, I probably am weird, I don't deny that.

  • Hoe is a gardening tool

  • best response to the slutwalk!

    

  • i thought of this when they were talking about the slutwork on 'this morning' !

  • people that disliked this, clearly support the "Slutwalk" movement.

    Whats more interesting, is that Feminists and indeed liberal ladies aged about 40-50+, largely do not support it.

    No will always mean No;

    But its a cold world so take a coat...

  • It takes Chappelle just 2 minutes to make a mockery of the Slutwalk movement.

  • No more victim blaming!

  • DAMN LOOK AT DEM TITTIES!

  • roflmao

  • LMAO!

    

  • turtle-necked hoe be a "Bobblehead"

  • What stand-up dvd is this from? Damn I can't remember.

  • @Airforcefd

    Killing em softly

  • awesome white guy voice

  • Well dressing that way does help you get a couple extra dollars when, you least expect it...hahaha!

  • I had several friends that disagreed with me about this. But I agree, and I am female. Don't want men to stare or treat you like a hoe, don't dress or act like one. Want to be treated normally, dress normally. I wear jeans and tshirts to the bar, and I get treated with respect.

  • 8 whores watched this video

  • fuckin a girls listen 2 the man

  • that moral message at the end is annoying

  • DAMMMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIESSSS!!!

  • @ollie7777 roflmao

  • is it normal that i am watching that at school for a project?

  • 162,537 people were bored and typed in "hoe" on youtube.

  • @ilovetohavelonglogin lmfaoaoa, im madd bored

  • OFFICER...HELP US!

  • That is tru tho.i hate it when girls dress like that and then wanna get mad when guyz look @ them with their tongue halfway out their mouth. like wtf? then don't dress like that if u don't want that kind of attention. I admit people tell me i dress like a hoe-bag sometimes, but I admit at the same time I don't care about guys giving me that kind of attention. I don't complain.

  • i think 6 whores disagreeand clicked the dislike button!

  • @werewolvesvampires Did you learn nothing? They're more than likely just dress like whores.

  • rip dave chapelle........ we miss you

  • @mrKANYEwes he's not freakin' dead! lol.. just an indefinite hiatus

  • funny

  • Wait a minute... just because i'm dressed this way, does not make me a whore!

    Wich is true, gentlemen. That is true, just because they dress a certain way - doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't ever forget it - but ladies you must understand that, that is fucking confusing.

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER HEARD.

  • This is what happened with the New York Jets and that reporter.

  • @vblanson so true

  • i thought he said "whore"....

  • finally someone says it

  • halriouse dude hahahahaahah

    

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  • what does he say from 0:22 to 0:25 ???

  • @25unal coming ouy there turtleneck and shit

  • Six feminists dislike.

  • the only ones that don't like this are the ones that are women dressing like ****

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  • @mslit204 ...WHAT? What does THAT have to do with the video? At anytime did Chappelle mention rape? That was NOT the point of the video. He's saying if you don't want be seen as a whore, stop dressing as such. He did not say they were asking for rape. Now I don't believe that scantily dressed women deserve being raped (anyone period)...but...point blank that was not what the video was about at all.

  • @mslit204 Go fuck yourself with all that negativity and shit! Learn to take a fucking joke and stop trying to make others feel bad about enjoying some hilarious comedy. Nobody blames rape victims for getting raped, and nobody uses their victims clothing as an excuse for rape. So you get a fucking education, stop hating on Dave Chappelle, and stop spreading your feminist bullshit all over YouTube!

  • I actually know someone like this. She dresses like a slut, acts like a slut, and.... is somehow still a virgin. She rejects every guy who comes onto her.

  • I know a few girls who should watch this

    Haha

  • greatest comedian ever!!! hands down!!!!!

  • I disagre but its still funny as shit LMAO.

  • @armygrl081 right even if a girl walked around butt naked with "Put ur D1ck in me" doesnt mean she wants sex.

  • haha fuuuuck maan this is sooo true loloolol

  • God Bless Hoes, they make life worth living.

  • @RussMusiq disease spreading whores are a cancer to society...thats why fornication is a sin

  • HOE is a garden tool. HO is the slut that sleeps with your boyfriend. Get it? Got it? Probably not but at least I tried.

  • not ALL girls are hoes but damn sure alot of em are

  • They're not dressing to be like that unless she allow you on her permission system then they are dressing like that lol! shhhhhh

    Clue... Ego standards list.

    Funny skit on a main stream level fo sure!

  • lol @ whore's uniform..i bet 'em whores file taxes from their income too.Oh and maybe they got resumes too.

  • hes fkin hillaraious

  • joint the facebook group ; if you're not a hoe, stop dressing like one

  • He speaks wisdom philospher

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  • @xN3CKBREAKER

    fuck you! no we arnt!

  • @skrumdidlyumptious it was just a joke

  • @xN3CKBREAKER men like you are pigs

  • @eloisej2000 Its a fucking joke Jesus Christ .

  • @xN3CKBREAKER fuck u

  • @ziccibella that was random but... fuck you too

  • @xN3CKBREAKER i guess one of those hoes gave birth to you...that was a joke!

  • @ziccibella lol and it was kinda funny no but seriously fuck off all i said was what everybody was thinkin they just didnt say it and if you think im an asshole for sayin it .... FuCK U : ]

  • Nice.

  • "gentleman that is true just because you dress that way does not mean u are that way"lol "ladies but you got to understand that it i fucking confusing":P

  • If your not a hoe than I`m not an police officer :P!

  • @AriannitVranjevcit ture shit tho

  • he's smart

  • So fucken FUNNY!!!!

  • Its like at the gym, they wear these really sexy work out clothes and you're sitting there doing your work out trying not to stare and tell your buddy "damn look at those tities, or look at that butt"

  • I don't know why the fuck these bitches hang their titties out when they don't want us to look, they're probably dressing up for eachother

  • @whomadethestereotype /cuz its fashion and we look good and noone said you couldn't LOOK but thatdont mean u can touch and half the time its da fact that yall cant admire sexyness and still respect a a female for example "bitches" so boys like ya sorry ass self and real "bitches" who actually take your shit including some mislead girlfriends of mine to to shape up get ya act 2gether or jump off a fucking bridge.

  • @armygrl081 just because u talk like a asshole does not make u a asshole..but u wearing a assholes uniform.

  • @armygrl081 Respect yourself! why would u want some random men looking at u and thinking dirty?for example In Islam the belief is..all beautiful things are hidden and ahrd to get to....gold,diamonds,pearls..ev­en roses have thorn to protect its beauty..WOMEN ARE MORE PRECIOUS!

    do u really want to be stared at and harassed by random nasty men! any self respecting man doesnt look at slutty females! BE A LADY! i dont wanna see booty cheeks in the spring,neither do others! AND IM A FEMALE

  • @markee871 I agree. :) I've never understood why some girls like to dress in a way that makes them seem slutty. A girl giving an impression that she's slutty is not attractive to a man, just like a man who comes off as desperate is not attractive to a girl. Imagine if men walked around in town proudly wearing t-shirts saying that they're members of online dating services.

  • @hermanessences

    Ahahaha! Brilliant idea! I actually think it would be funny to wear a shirt that says something like "Proud member of eHarmony since 2006!" I say market it as a joke before someone else does, you could be on to something!

  • @slobmarley Thanks! Haha, maybe I should! xD

  • lmao... but you do realize he says hor not hoe.

  • Hilarious.....I was thinking about this skit yesterday. This is genius

  • @Chitenza BEcause it is so damn TRUE!!!

  • @DraGonAIchemist

    What do you think is genius then?

    I like the construction of it all.

  • I wouldn't say it's genius, but it definitely tells all women what every single man thinks about the misguiding whore uniform. Really it's just a common thought nationally televised, so that women all over can finally know what men think. Good shit.

  • Funny ASS Bitch definitely Toasted as FUCK

  • half her ass hanging out of her skirt mmmh!

  • is it wrong that i think girls with mini skirts and err(those long things as shoes with a heel under it,don't know the english word) are kinda for ho's?:s

  • aw man, the master at his best

  • HAHAHA.

  • Lol so true. But then again our society has already predisposed our idea of what is acceptable and what is not. A lot of celebrities dress like hoes and that seems to be cool. There's nothing wrong with dressing a certain way, just got to be able to face the consequences.

  • lol...yeh if a celebrity is dressed like a whore or plays a nude scene, she is "bringing out the power of women" or "empowering women to be open or express themselves," that's fine, but shit to men that makes you a hoe!!

  • damn dis never getttts OLDDD

  • mostly all the girls i see at the clubs now days are all hoes and if there not truely a hoe they sure dress and act like it.

  • women dont like being called bitches but they prob do like being called a hoe!

  • that old "just because i dress this way" lol this aint halloween.

  • ROFLM AO!

  • daim look at them titiss

    haaahaaa

    <333333

  • Lol....I gotta admit he has a point. You dress like a hoe you will be treated like a hoe, dress like a lady you get treated liike a lady.

  • Ain't that the truth. Just reading these responses shows how naive people are these days. I blame society. Because of it people (women especially) have a backwards way of thinking these days. HAHA!!! I bet half the time THEY don't even know what the f**k they are talking about.

  • Word Up!

  • HAHA!!! So true. Women can be such sad little ignorant beings.

  • ya, but not all women

  • PEOPLE can be sad little ignorant beings. That quality is NOT gender specific, okay?

  • dont cry bitch

    its more true in women

  • Just because the ladies ignore your stupid ass does not mean that they are ignorant.

  • bitch every man talks about this shit dont tryna be specific

    and dont tryna deny that women liek to dress like whore while being treated like decent ladies

  • lol ppl always get offensive in face of the truth, i aint mad at cha

  • thank god for that. i was really worried

  • i aint mad

  • bitches they are such fucked up lil creatures.

  • Word.

  • But you jump on them when your given the chance. ;O)

  • he speaks the truth

  • haha thats my nigga

  • lmao true..

  • I LOVE THE ENDING, your not a whore but your wearing a hores uniform omggg soo funny

  • dave chappelle is a philospher and a comedian second. He speaks wisdom.

  • @PhoPhucLai02 truth

  • @PhoPhucLai02 truth

  • So true!

  • Angie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL HAH AH A HA Hah

  • Poppin out the top of her turtle neck. xDDD

  • DAMN! LOOK AT THEM TIDDIES! xDDD

  • so true man

  • i t is true. they pull confusin shit all the time man!

  • hes a fukcin genius

  • dude i love tha last line you put in "if you're not a hoe stop dressing like one" PREACH!!

  • bitch shut the fuck upb

  • haha...i've heard ppl say that they dress that way cuz its the new "style" but seriously u go outside dressing like that ppl just gonna think that if they toss u a nickle u automatically gonna start poll dancing. and if u really r a hoe u would do that lmao

  • Love thy neighbor means nothing to you does it?

    Hypocrite, all religions preach affection and respect for all humans who are all brothers and sisters.

  • "that is true but ladies, that is ****ing confusing!" <------true!

  • heyy ey ey wait a minute , just coz I'm dressed this way does not make me a ho ! LOL