Martial arts style The Kangaroo - Step one: Look up. Step two: Flail arms blindly Step Three : Drop back on one arm (as we have no tail) and kick your oponent in the groin.
let em loose on that texas clown who ties kangaroos down punching them and instead of them dying I think he will be the one dead or at least KO just like the guy at the end
and with any luck dis embowled like we all know they can do
I still don't call that boxing. What they're doing with their paws isn't punching, but slashing. That's why they hold their heads back, to avoid the claws.
yeah man, i've hand-fed roo's before. their feet consist of three claws, the middle one being significantly larger than the outer two. that shit would tear into your flesh with ease.
More internet tough guys who think they could beat up a black bear and shit. Jesus christ.
Animals have this thing called primal ferocity. That pretty much makes them unstoppable.
There are endless clips of stupid pussy hunters getting pwned by predators. Wild boars who keep charging & knocking them down/shredding their legs even after getting hit 3-4 rifle rounds etc.
@aweha I once read a book about, i think it was LRRP in Vietnam when a buffalo charge a platoon, they had to put like 100 bullets with an Light machine gun in it before it died, and it still severely hurt one guy.
Let's not forget they have fucking massive claws on those feet. Many an urban rumour exists here in Australia of dumbass tourists who decide to fight one, and get disemboweled with one kick.
As said, that story is made of rumour and hearsay on the internet, so it must be reliable.
(in reality, they hop away from you if you approach them. And even if they do kick you, it'll fucking hurt, but it won't disembowel you by a long shot)
oh great! another dickhead on youtube! "don't touch native wildlife" OMFG! GROW UP! Where do we get our food from? how many plants and trees were destroyed to make room for your neighborhood? where did your printing paper come from? grow the fuck up!
damn that guy got fucked up haha .. that goes to show that even though humans may be "smarter" we are not the "strongest" or "fastest" or most "fit" but it was pretty funny .lmao.
Think about it man. When someone fights an animal, they're always hesitant. They're like "I can't really fight this thing - it's a fucking animal."
Example - When a violent dog start biting you, you don't start raining down punches and kicks, you just resist and try and push it away.
Now, when this mother fucker kangaroo gets smashed across the face with my fist, one of its natural instincts will show itself - the furry fucker will run. I would fuck up a kangroo.
There is no reason to fight an animal... It doesn´t matter what animal it is, we can think and find a way to destroy them and they don´t, they do what they can do without thinking of faster or better ways to get the job done... So finding a way to defeat an animal isn´t hard and therefore, fighting an animal is stupid :)
I'm big about 300 pounds I can hit hard That Joey wouldn't have a chance because if I start to get a whoopin then my little brother would try and jump in then he would have a fat dude and a skinny dude to deal with.
mmm yeah without claws probably. but if it got you in the gut with claws, you would be on the ground.. they can rip your guts out no matter how big you are. 13 of them live on my property.. 2 big ones, they are awesome.
I have seen two video's of gorillas that scared me lol... One was when he grabbed this guy by the leg and was dragging him along like it was nothing. If you ever tried to do that to somebody it's like trying to move a car. Another one was he got angry and did some wierd jumping of the wall like a martial artist lol. They can supposedly lift ten times what a human can. Now imagine that in a 200 kilo gorilla lol. He could probably bench like 600 kilos. HAHA
i was kicked in the belly by one of em in kalgoorlie(Western Australia) and it cut me hell bad across...i diddn't even know it was their...was under a tree sleepin then stood up nd did a piss nd it was behind me =( turned....KICKED...OwNeD!!!!
NO LIKE VERY XD !!!!!
4604douglas 5 days ago
aim for those legs XD
silvershadow173 2 months ago
dude thos are baby roos
TheLiamrawr 4 months ago
Quit it quit it quit it quit it quit it quit it MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
silvermoonwolf19 5 months ago
hahahha looked like the guy got kicked in the nuts lol
slobzer 5 months ago
looks like a chick slap fight
robert10197 7 months ago
@robert10197 i was hoping no one else posted this so i could lol
RRCBvidss 5 months ago
@RRCBvidss hahaha
robert10197 5 months ago
put on badr hari against it!
MrMuscleMacho 8 months ago
lets get ready to RUMBLE!!!!
tamjlott 10 months ago
at the end the guy fell because the kangaroo kicked the bastard's balls
reptileboy63 10 months ago
serves those germans right at the end
ps2nolimits 10 months ago
Crazy Germans
leadiceman22 1 year ago
mama said to knock you out
MOONWOLF7395 1 year ago 4
Its all fun and games until one of the bastards Jab you in the facexD
iLLKookie 1 year ago
it reminds me of awkward hugging...
gandolfton 1 year ago
hahaha look like right pussys
oli4beat 1 year ago
lol they fight like girls
ic069 1 year ago
haha im aussie
and i ride 0:47 to school everyday
unless i feel pimp
i get my emu
BeauMac01 1 year ago
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BeauMac01 1 year ago
its more muay thai i would i say :D
LoveFromBelgium 1 year ago
The bitch slap until they get pissed enough to kick you in the stomach
Sanguinis666 1 year ago
I know it looks a bit silly here but this things can kill..dont' be fooled.
toby099 1 year ago
i like the way they bitch slap each other =D
uaeesd 1 year ago
Kangaroo 1 German 0
micahgee 1 year ago
bitch fight lol
CrunkUnit 1 year ago
lmao that thing cant even reach me with its mini arms, the only thing it can is kick really hard which is quite painful
myhood25 1 year ago
@myhood25
they've killed lots of humans before, dont underestimate them
toby099 1 year ago
@toby099 Yes, women or kids who don't fight back.
VonTavast 1 year ago
who is that dick head
xfxchini 1 year ago
pacqiao vs kangaroos!
321098aj 1 year ago
go Kangoroos :)
foogledoogle24 1 year ago
i wonder is theres a mike tyson of the kangeroos
murkingmark 1 year ago
@murkingmark his name is killer willard the boxing kangaroo
djrakman 1 year ago
ULTIMATE PUNCH! at the end. hhaha
BrassBallsProduction 1 year ago
seriously this is not cruelty
STFU
or
GTFO
its fucking nature...
leon625 1 year ago
Kangaroo: niggggaaaa ima slap yo ass!!!
runescapeguy99 1 year ago
ROGER JR. FROM TEKKEN..??
rhedz04 1 year ago
Martial arts style The Kangaroo - Step one: Look up. Step two: Flail arms blindly Step Three : Drop back on one arm (as we have no tail) and kick your oponent in the groin.
prawdaeh 1 year ago 4
that guy got dropped by that kangaroo lol
sinreturns 1 year ago
jajaja they guy really is an pussy got hes ass kick by an kangaroo XD X_X
standartsilver 1 year ago
Kangaroo VS Mantis Shrimp ! :D
ColorMeNinjas 1 year ago
1:05 right in the balls!
robnobhob 1 year ago
omg look at their little hands it's like a nerd slap fight until they killu with their kicks
turkeyman94 1 year ago
hahaha the dude at the end got served, nice one X-D
JBRP18 1 year ago
let em loose on that texas clown who ties kangaroos down punching them and instead of them dying I think he will be the one dead or at least KO just like the guy at the end
and with any luck dis embowled like we all know they can do
jacobblack1000 1 year ago
=))))))))))) OWNEDDD!
skypicy 1 year ago
1:06 pwnt!
murrymurrymurrymurry 2 years ago 2
wing chun chi sao technique!
aserado888 2 years ago
I still don't call that boxing. What they're doing with their paws isn't punching, but slashing. That's why they hold their heads back, to avoid the claws.
suse8138 2 years ago
yeah man, i've hand-fed roo's before. their feet consist of three claws, the middle one being significantly larger than the outer two. that shit would tear into your flesh with ease.
poopseks 2 years ago
Yh they try to jab you in the stomache and fucking disembowel you fuck that shit
yeabokies 2 years ago
would be interesting to see a fight between a properly good human fighter and a kangaroo. bit cruel though.
LeCatnip 2 years ago 2
@LeCatnip you have no idea how easily they would rip a blokes stomach open if they got a good kick in
timwendel1 2 years ago 3
Im sure thats true. the claws would need to be removed. im sure the old fights you see where guys and kangaroos fight didnt have claws on there feet.
LeCatnip 2 years ago
what a knockout!!@
Corrupt140 2 years ago
they kick using the tail to stand
chuzzledeluxes 2 years ago
Kangaroos can drag dogs into rivers or billabongs and drown them if they feel threatened at all....
fjbutch 2 years ago
So true, a bloke was on the news today because a roo wrecked him for stopping it drowning his dog.
hellbelt 2 years ago
Lucky he wasn't drowned in the process.
fjbutch 2 years ago
just don't wanna be hit by a red kangaroo. those things are over 6 feet tall!
darlixjaffa 2 years ago 2
AHAH that guy got it good!
imbeachasbro 2 years ago 24
lol @ the dude gettin taken out at the end
rogerthat155 2 years ago 44
well deserved Ko lol
tomalyo 2 years ago
I think that If normal cats that didnt use there teeth ,some how reached the size of a kangaroo. I think that cat would win!
greadion4 2 years ago
cats are for pussys dogs r for men
jimmyelmer7 2 years ago
take the gloves off that kangaroo and da dude would hav no chance at all
shottaboyzTV 2 years ago
More internet tough guys who think they could beat up a black bear and shit. Jesus christ.
Animals have this thing called primal ferocity. That pretty much makes them unstoppable.
There are endless clips of stupid pussy hunters getting pwned by predators. Wild boars who keep charging & knocking them down/shredding their legs even after getting hit 3-4 rifle rounds etc.
aweha 2 years ago
lol we have things called projectile weapons...thats why humans are highest on the food chain...our brains
22GARNET22 2 years ago
lol proud? XD
oozt 2 years ago
obviously not your brains
iscay666 2 years ago
@aweha I once read a book about, i think it was LRRP in Vietnam when a buffalo charge a platoon, they had to put like 100 bullets with an Light machine gun in it before it died, and it still severely hurt one guy.
zaphr89 2 years ago
Yeah take the gloves off of that kangaroo, and say goodbye to your face.
shortymcshrimp28 2 years ago
superiority over some dumbass who obviously didn't know how to fight i'd like to see one take on an actual heavyweight boxer
aquafresh091 2 years ago
I'm tempted to fight a Kangaroo now.
TheCrazyKakoos 2 years ago
whahaahhaha KO Kangeroe the best
killstroyer 2 years ago
ROFL LMFAO!!! that man got pwnd :D!
klentzboy12345 2 years ago
I'd like to see kangaroos in a hockeyfight!
limsniff 2 years ago
At first kangaroo "boxing" looks like a couple of hood-rats "slap-fighting" on the street... until they kick.
Kangaroo kicks looks like they'd HURT.
cpo2u 2 years ago
Let's not forget they have fucking massive claws on those feet. Many an urban rumour exists here in Australia of dumbass tourists who decide to fight one, and get disemboweled with one kick.
As said, that story is made of rumour and hearsay on the internet, so it must be reliable.
(in reality, they hop away from you if you approach them. And even if they do kick you, it'll fucking hurt, but it won't disembowel you by a long shot)
skraddypoo 2 years ago
Well, I guess we won't know for sure till we try it ourselves :)
cpo2u 2 years ago
1:05 Knock Out
wucio11 2 years ago
lol, that's cool. Let's just go beat up a kangaroo.
xXHalfieXx 2 years ago 2
a few weeks ago 3 people tried doing it 2 got series brain touble one just got knocked out so yerrrr good luck with that
kisforkaine 2 years ago 2
I fight my yorkshire terrier...I always win
Lloydo46 2 years ago 2
PWND
JoseJaviToledoPaniag 2 years ago
sloppy punches, id like to step in the ring with one . . jkjk
Sharksfan27 2 years ago
but their kick is another story.
j564564 2 years ago
im rick james bitch
polyrhythmm 2 years ago
I saw a film somewhere on the internet when a human punched a kangaroo to death :(
Acson92 2 years ago
animals are better than us but were just smart thats all thats giid about us intelligance!
SackBoyX 2 years ago
word
Dapker111 2 years ago
1:06 shit that hurt
Flaketeer 2 years ago
kangaroo 1 human 0
pythondan79 2 years ago
i would kick the shit out of a kangaroo
rayjaytay 2 years ago
b4 it exploded ur organs with a kick
tigeriron1 2 years ago
so you think but no offence a kangaroo would kick the shit out of any human
nogalo24 2 years ago
mayb you, you pussy shit.
grayfiredc 2 years ago
you would get the shit kicked out of you in jail stupid motherfucker, dont touch native wildlife you cruel son of a bitch
flyingSnakess 2 years ago
oh great! another dickhead on youtube! "don't touch native wildlife" OMFG! GROW UP! Where do we get our food from? how many plants and trees were destroyed to make room for your neighborhood? where did your printing paper come from? grow the fuck up!
swingyoureyeinthego 2 years ago 2
damn that guy got fucked up haha .. that goes to show that even though humans may be "smarter" we are not the "strongest" or "fastest" or most "fit" but it was pretty funny .lmao.
elantichivas1 2 years ago
thats so mean to do that to a kangaroo.
wingchun21 2 years ago
yes but u should see what the picks are doing to them now.[few weeks ago 4 of them hit it with a car then got out AND KICK THE THING TO DEATH
ssoficer1 2 years ago
1:05 PWNED!!
metalheart666532 2 years ago
LOL that german sucks dick at boxing rofl
Cjames8521 2 years ago
kill the stupid german!! XD
fishinyourface 2 years ago
are you a resentful jew? did your grandparents die working in germany? XD
jakadatuwo 2 years ago 2
haah!! I jus dont like all German NAzis
fishinyourface 2 years ago
people can get killed by kangaroos. they use their claws to gut people lol
djmland 2 years ago
I would beat the fuck out of a Kangaroo
RoscoMalosco 2 years ago
u wish lol it would cut all ur insides out
eminemforlifenoshit 2 years ago
Im sure you couldn't.
Doomtastic 2 years ago
Think about it man. When someone fights an animal, they're always hesitant. They're like "I can't really fight this thing - it's a fucking animal."
Example - When a violent dog start biting you, you don't start raining down punches and kicks, you just resist and try and push it away.
Now, when this mother fucker kangaroo gets smashed across the face with my fist, one of its natural instincts will show itself - the furry fucker will run. I would fuck up a kangroo.
RoscoMalosco 2 years ago
Or it would kick you in the stomach and rip you open.
Doomtastic 2 years ago 2
yup.. pig dogs attacking big greys get their gut sliced open buy roos all the time.
irai1984 2 years ago
There is no reason to fight an animal... It doesn´t matter what animal it is, we can think and find a way to destroy them and they don´t, they do what they can do without thinking of faster or better ways to get the job done... So finding a way to defeat an animal isn´t hard and therefore, fighting an animal is stupid :)
jakadatuwo 2 years ago
i take it you've had a baaaaad experience with kangaroos or something?
StealthSneak28 2 years ago
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Tyson or Kimbo would knock one the Roos right the fuck out with one uppercut to their ugly mug.
mhovanes21 2 years ago
ya and jet li would kick the shit out of all of them
eminemforlifenoshit 2 years ago
looks like girl fighting
SasukeKune 2 years ago 2
the end lol that would suck
mattiscool08 2 years ago
It looks like street fighting
brownkv081 2 years ago
thats animal cruelty right there...
jayparrish1 2 years ago 2
yeah, that kangaroo really kicked his ass, cruel friggen animal
OdolWAAAAGH 2 years ago
ya the end bit =(
eminemforlifenoshit 2 years ago
why the sad face?
the kangaroo KO'd that german guy, kangaroo's feckin rule!
MLucas89 2 years ago
i now but in another places they proply really fuck up kangaroos
eminemforlifenoshit 2 years ago
i would like to have a k1 battle with a kangaroo :D
kickboxerk1 2 years ago
you say that now but the ones in this vid are small. the ones in central austrlia can get to around 8 foot and will kick the shit one of you
133metalhead133 2 years ago 3
they are JUST animals...technique =0
kickboxerk1 2 years ago
omg return kangaroo boxing
warlockskz 2 years ago
1:05 he got owned haha
runstr8 2 years ago
awesome animals!
antieatbulaga 2 years ago
man owned by the kangaroo. LOL!!!
warmkid 2 years ago 3
LOL
TexasDogg2008 2 years ago
Man I want to fight a kangaroo.
TexasDogg2008 2 years ago
no you dont you;d get fucked up
squarecnix 2 years ago
just give me some Wild Turkey whiskey,
and I'll go at it .
But yea your right it would knock me the @#$ out.
I would try though.
TexasDogg2008 2 years ago
LOL
squarecnix 2 years ago
LOL
TexasDogg2008 2 years ago
if you got rid of its sharp claws you might have a chance.. if you are big
rjt123456 2 years ago
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I'm big about 300 pounds I can hit hard That Joey wouldn't have a chance because if I start to get a whoopin then my little brother would try and jump in then he would have a fat dude and a skinny dude to deal with.
TexasDogg2008 2 years ago
mmm yeah without claws probably. but if it got you in the gut with claws, you would be on the ground.. they can rip your guts out no matter how big you are. 13 of them live on my property.. 2 big ones, they are awesome.
rjt123456 2 years ago
they can kick as a horse i think, have you ever seen one of those bad mother#&#¤&s jump? Its just crasy how far the jump
poder80 2 years ago
1:05 Owned!
aaron11892 2 years ago
ending was funniest
chuimistro 2 years ago
that end bit was fuckin hilarious
but my uncles dog got kicked by one it wasnt so funny
ripped straight into the guts and shit
lukeluvsgirlsalot 2 years ago 2
I have seen two video's of gorillas that scared me lol... One was when he grabbed this guy by the leg and was dragging him along like it was nothing. If you ever tried to do that to somebody it's like trying to move a car. Another one was he got angry and did some wierd jumping of the wall like a martial artist lol. They can supposedly lift ten times what a human can. Now imagine that in a 200 kilo gorilla lol. He could probably bench like 600 kilos. HAHA
2042nicky 2 years ago
that guy was a pussy..
he moved too much. shoulda held his ground with defence and countered when ready.
hassmann2000 2 years ago
Yeah but the Kangaroo Stares into your soul o.O so u gotta move, to get out off its EVIL Glare
smithyboi1992 2 years ago 2
yeh a polar bear weighs a whole lot more and is taller on its hind legs, but yeah without claws I think the gorilla might win.
Coachramsies 2 years ago
I'll put my money on a polar bear!
Coachramsies 2 years ago 2
That nigga got knocked the fuck OUT!
Uitsdo 2 years ago
they jackin
loccapone 2 years ago
1:06 ROFLLLLLL
remainingnameless 2 years ago
looks like a sissy fight haha
WeeCJ95 2 years ago
LOL the kangaroo beat a german in boxing WTF
roflmaoHaha 2 years ago
Kangaroos ain't small mate. A fully grown one stands taller then you, and they are pure muscle.
bental333 2 years ago 6
lol
0:33
Girl fight
sjreynolds9208 2 years ago 3
i wana see the world best kickboxer fight one that would be awesome
mjw789234 2 years ago 6
Kangaroo's will soon take over the world...
I know, cause I am one. >_>
aShuckle 2 years ago 9
guy got raped.....lol...
i was kicked in the belly by one of em in kalgoorlie(Western Australia) and it cut me hell bad across...i diddn't even know it was their...was under a tree sleepin then stood up nd did a piss nd it was behind me =( turned....KICKED...OwNeD!!!!
mogleflopy 2 years ago
wow... so you ended up like that guy at the end. lol
tyshef 2 years ago
maybe it was his ancestor?
iamtheoneandonlyJ 2 years ago
whatever liar.
HawkxViperOfTruth 2 years ago
LMAO its a roe-sham-boe match
MalarkyMan15 2 years ago
mike tyson or a fully grown male kangaroo... I'd bet on the kangaroo, anyone with me?
Kudiz 2 years ago
id take Tyson...but they'd definitely kick my ass
DeadontheThrone 2 years ago
wow i wouldnt hurt a kangaroo -.-
LazyVic19 2 years ago
dude, kangaroo is def my fav animal now
marioReetarrd 2 years ago
i wanna see a knagaroo K.O another kangaroo
Binochy77 2 years ago
wow the kangaroo is clever
LYJManchesterUnited 2 years ago
haha that man just got owned by a kangaroo. Hope his kids didn't know.
ColinGWood 3 years ago 3
Kangaroo's are awesome. they can kick some ass :D
Lonzo555 3 years ago
WTF owned by a kangaroo LMAO
nagranok 3 years ago 3
that was hilarious... Who the fuck fights a kangaroo?
urmomsoldballs 3 years ago 2
an idiot !! lol !!!
Peeki 2 years ago
wat a pussy! i wish i had a fite wit a kangaroo wit boxin glovesss
everythingsreal 3 years ago
LMAO. Who the fuck would wanna beat up a kangaroo? should get him in the ufc
SimonLy90 3 years ago
man got his ass beat
brandOunitxd10 3 years ago
lol criky is one of the tags
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00101011001 3 years ago
lmao! it reminds me of this girl fight that happened at my school! hehe this is hilarious
bffjnc 3 years ago