Jan Terri "Journey To Mars"

[tigrrr7]

I don't think anything could carry her to mars

[ThePagan11]

This woman's voice is like jamming a roll of sand paper into your ears

[rtisi]

I'm having a Jan Terri week on my facebook.

[crowtservo]

@rtisi Sharks have a week dedicated to Jan Terri.

[ExponentialError]

When I'm feeling bad about my life I sit down, put on this video and huff some gasoline. Fixes me right up.

[xCatalystVI]

LOL

[goerickago]

Lovin her hair extensions and fanny pack

[Macabremalifica]

I just held my head and could not stop saying, "it's so bad, ot's so bad!"

[Macabremalifica]

Ahhhh I think my ears are bleeding!!!!

[LADYCACARULESFOREVER]

swag.

[omogulegt]

hey, did these videos ever actually air on public television?

[TheSlopB0X]

the intro sound like GG Allin (bite it you scum)

[TheSlopB0X]

@TheSlopB0X hmm... maybe "die when u die" instead lol

[bgggbb]

Better than Lil Wayne any day.

[TheStickynoodle]

so whimsical!

[Adandy29]

this is almost as bad as wesley willis. maybe worse because shes actually trying to be serious.

[tbeevers]

Can you imagine the people walking behind camera and their thoughts when she's wearing that silver suit in the park?

[kiswjustin]

People making comments that are seriously fuckin rude, or just plain obvious....should have to lay down and have Jan Terri sit on their face. No shit the videos are bad, that's the point. At least the rest of us with senses of humor find the fun in watching them. Jan Terri for president!! LOL.

[LadyGingerBurger]

the most beautiful piece of art that miss piggy/roseanne/dog the bounty hunter ever created

[lynchian]

I love how Jan always looks like she's not quite sure she's actually in a video... it's so cute...

[thesquirrelherder]

Dammit Seanbaby!

[thesquirrelherder]

Dammit Seanbaby!

[KEVINmicrosoftNERD1]

Its like something out of fucking Tim and Eric awesome show

[djsandra1]

Hahah I love how the hair and makeup was done by two of the actresses already in the film

[jcregeur96]

She is the worst songwriter, singer, and omg i died when i watched this

[TheRapscallion86]

Jouwney to mahs

[sirable1]

1:50 the best lyrics line in history of the whole universal

[AGdollgirl067]

@sirable1 agreed! lol

[sirable1]

BEAT ME UP SCOTTY

[wobblezzzz]

:36 fanny packs are metal...

[sirable1]

Journey to the mars bar

[KaydeyRai]

To be fair this is probably her best song, if someone else was singing it, it could be kinda good

[danning1]

@KaydeyRai I agree, it's her least worst. As I said below, if Joan Jett or Lita Ford had done it--and it had better lyrics--it would have been a genuinely good song.

[myownfriend23]

I think this was meant to be metal song lol

[ghurricane87]

The guy at 3:30 was like "Please for the love of God, don't eat me!!!"

[LashawnWatkins]

She has on a "space suit" with a fanny pack!

[Westernden]

SWAG

[beanolabub]

This is a great song apart from the singing... I'd like to hear someone else cover it...

[johnnie5666]

After watching this video I now know subway cars can be used for transporting pork through space! AMAZING!

[jeffhall70]

junny to moss!!

junny to moss!!

junny to moss!!

[v8cool1]

@jeffhall70 LOL, well spotted !!

[Gabby5471]

scotty never beam her up lol

[psyhhogril]

If Ozzy could sing it.. it would be.. amazing :D

[ShipDeckSurvivor]

Love it! Beam me up scotty!!! Lol!

[lyzacurry]

whoa

[vision16000]

FANNY PACK ATTACK!!!!

[KRUNKDIDDLEZ]

i hate 90's music videos, but i love watching them:)

[huskerspew]

Jan Terri can do it all - New Wave, Country, Rock. She's comfortable in any genre and sets a new standard in every style she chooses.

[KlubKaiser]

Thums up if you're on a journey to every fucking Jan Terri video available...

[LADYCACARULESFOREVER]

@KlubKaiser

COME @ TAKE A JOURNEY TO MARS.

[aedanface]

@KlubKaiser i tried to find her cd, but with no luck...



[ravner1976]

Fuck all ya'll... this song is FUCKIN GREAT!

[ArchieMoore]

She knows how to rock and ROCK HARD!! YEAH \m/

[StealthG6On18s]

I don't know if this is the worst music video or the best.

[catsmeat1000]

vicky pollard in another incarnation?

[AlekzanderPilot23]

lol@ "BEAM ME UP SCOTTY" Scottys like, "BITCH YOU TOO FAT TO BEAM UP YOU SHIT OUTTA LUCK GIRL!"

[Elyzater]

Shit this bitch might not be musical, but she worked hard on this and it was out of her own pocket. She gets my respect for that.

[dunno414]

it will be fuuuuuuuuuuuuun lmao

[edkumspirytkum]

This is real indie, true underground.

[NielsHammersMusic]

so scotty is their pimp who beats them up regularly

[ryno13373]

in the words of the angry video game nerd "there is nothing good about this diarrhea mess!"

[garbagemanlb]

so was this whole video filmed at O'Hare?

[ZX2ManDave]

Somebody lied to this girl many years ago, they told her she could sing. She believed it and never looked back.

[76kitt]

Beam me up Scotty! LOL



[necrossandwich]

At 2:26...she looks at him like what are you doing asshole

[necrossandwich]

I honestly think this is pretty cool, mean she doesnt give a fuck what other people think, she's playing music and having fun...what else is there? I'm not a psychopath i understand this video is insane but i can't help but like it.

"it will be a wild adventure, it will be fun"

[ivorystroker]

I'll be the 1st to start a donation to buy Terri a oneway ticket to mars ! Anymore with me ? Please ? Anybody ?

[2hrts1]

Is this person SERIOUS!? Lmfao!!!!!

[guitfiddle0409]

The location shots look more like Chicago than Mars to me.

[mmar149]

In an alternate universe:

Batman Forever - Jan Terri as "The Penguin"

[DamianEatsNails]

I wanna have wild pig-sex with her! OMFG! HAWT!

[DavidJY1970]

Stop hatin on Jan, she's cool!!!!

[Metal1998]

gotta love the guitar solo

[aaronfowlowmusic]

I believe she is FROM Mars.

[DeadButFeelingBetter]

they should have got a hideous alien creature to sing and feature in this video....er, hold on...

[mapleslide]

I can't stop laughing hahahahahahaha OMG

[2hrts1]

@mapleslide me dos... just horrible!

[jrock714]

The monorail is a SPACESHUTTLE...zzZZZOOOMM!

[guitar941]

Maybe, Zanger Rinus should ask this ''girl'' for his next song video!!

[SelflessEmpire]

BEEM ME UP SCOTTIE, HA!!!!

[HallmarkJD]

Go to mars and see galaxies way beyond the stars... wtf, she needs to learn basic astronomy.

[SelflessEmpire]

@HallmarkJD haa no kidding!

[krakenwave]

1.49

"...it will be fo-o-uh-uhh-uhhn."

The scanning really matches the haunting quality of the lyrics. Top work, Jan.

[BonniePLC]

A true classic

[HoldUrColours]

this is crap

[amethystwyvern]

3 hot chicks and...Jan Terri. Like Seriously, was she just a joke back then?

[HungryDingo]

Why is there a monorail in this video? Are they pretending that it's a space shuttle?

[gameloveblog]

I believe that right around :19 to :23 she reaches into a fanny pack.

FUCKING FANNY PACK! HELL YEAH!

[DeadButFeelingBetter]

hey, I paused the vid at 1.18 and I was damned if I could tell which on of those horny chicks was Jan

[vSiUaCcKoSm]

The worst thing is she was serious about her music and videos...

[guitarisma3]

Get your ass to Mars

[MrCrunchy89]

@guitarisma3 haha nice total recall reference.

[mkdaisgory]

jubie tou maaaaaaaaahs!

[daveh013]

GRAPHIX!

[Tigerw1978]

What the fuck!! This bitch royally sucks!! She needs to go to Mars and stay there!!

[kokym8]

WHO said that Rebecca Black is the worst singer ?

[mrmagicrapattack]

Fuck all the negative comments!! Jan Terri rocks and.. she's on Mars!

[zao24]

This is so edgy and hi-tech compared to her 1993 videos. A new sound for a new generation.

[Syndication]

@zao24 i honestly cannot tell if this is a serious comment or not

[angus1124]

Her album was actually called "High Risk (of Passing Away In My Sleep)"

[MoralBankruptcy]

@angus1124

LOL. Funniest thing I've read all week. You WIN, sir.

[llllbserkllll]

is that one on her greatest hits lp?

[CoachG1000]

I've seen the outakes on DVD...when she was on the cell phone asking for Scotty to beam her up, she was really ordering a #49 from a Chinese Resturant....the Bitch likes Chow Mein

[JohnnyLovely2]

I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SONG! I DON'T KNOW WHY ALL THE COMMENTS ARE stupid PEOPLE TRYING TO BE FUNNY! Please stop trying to be funny, because most of you fail miserably.

[JohnnyLovely2]

@JohnnyLovely2 i meant most of the comments, not all

[TheAlphafly]

I knew I didn't have to masturbate to this video.

Now I am completely gay.

[tuxedosponge]

I know this is awful and terrible and all kinds of suck, but in all seriousness: Does anybody else think this kinda rocks?

[jefft78]

OMFG WTF Was That??????????????????

[ShakehandShake33]

What's with the chick walking like a robot @ 2:21?!

[96Mlm]

Voice fail @ 1:11

[argyjr]

Other places Jan Terri has never been: a Weight Watchers meeting, singing lessons, anyplace w/ a mirror.

[MrUAV100]

She is the sexiest lady in the business of music histroy!! Wow such a grogeous face and figure, Day-Umm!!

[NatashaDawn82]

This is a lot to take in. Good grief!

[Gabby5471]

better graphics than avatar!

[onetwosixx]

Too bad Wesley Willis passed away. Jan could've done a duet with him.

[TheSouthpau]

Special Ed people should be refrained from making videos and singing on you tube!

[twowaystreet101]

This was a favorite of mine at her live shows. She would toss candy bars (Mars bars, I suppose), into the audience during this song. For some reason, I remember them being miniature Milky Way bars, but I was so drunk back in those days, who knows. Then the audience would take the candy bars and throw them at her, I mean, really pelt her with candy bars. It was sheer brilliance. The first time I heard Jan sing, my journey to Mars began, and to this day, it has yet to end. Jan Terri, forever!

[muffmaster71]

"Come and take a jouwney to Maaawwwsssss"

I would pay money to see her audition on American Idol, back when Simon was on there. I would have loved to see him rip her a new one.

[lynchian]

She gets an "A" for effort, if not for talent....

[podfunk]

This just rocks so hard.

[DamianEatsNails]

I wanna get my old punk band from 15 years back together so we can cover this XD

[eddied1991]

Come and take a journey to mawwwwwwwws

[Lepiotaphage]

It will be a wwiiiiiiiiild adventcherrrrr...it will be fffuuu-uuuhhh-uuh-unnn....

[sheepintheherd]

LOL i didnt think it could get worse than losing you. nice fanny pack

[kodifurr]

Omg...look at the end credits...it tells u a lot.:) BAHAHAHAHAH

[DeadBunny69]

If this song was cleaned up instrumentally and recorded by the B-52s it probably would have been a hit.

[th3oceanBlu]

just god awful ..17 years later n im still embarrased for her

she found 3 other people willing to particpate in thise too

n since when does the train go to mars. lmbao

[JAMCO97]

1:08 its a fucking train not a spaceship Jan

[HoppyGskull]

And you thought gnomes were ugly? I need to put her in my garden to scare away the cats.

[JAMCO97]

journey to get a mars bar

[xxxAirmidxxx]

@JAMCO97 ROTFL

[xxxAirmidxxx]

and I thought losing you was the creme of the crop..

[JAMCO97]

@xxxAirmidxxx ?

[xxxAirmidxxx]

@JAMCO97 I was laughing at your comment about mars bars.

[JAMCO97]

@xxxAirmidxxx thanks but she is very fat

[necrossandwich]

@JAMCO97 THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY! XD!!!! The best part about youtube is the shit people write.

[jbeast34567]

serious question...how will scotty be able to beam up a massive load such as jan terri?

[mirrorseye]

OOOHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!

[PutItAway101]

Do they make plus size spacesuits?

[PutItAway101]

Could be a lost Hawkwind track

[ravenstone4]

journey to mars with fake nikes lol. 2:23

[xlatinoxprincex]

This is the 1994 version of Rebecca Black, they must be related.

[poeticjournalism]

I'm so glad she didn't forget her fanny pack. Mars is HELL without your fanny pack.

[meyiyiyi55]

awesome tune!!!

[BootyFister]

Reminds me of Alien Sex Fiend for some reason.

[Apostle0fLove]

Just when you thought Lady Gaga was gonna rise above the charts... Watch out world, Heres Jan!!!

[ASeasonInDecay]

the fuck did I just watch?!

[ratsjackpot1]

journey to terminal B

[lpgurlnj]

She looks like my ex-friend's sister that just got married. Funny hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[TheEndKing]

That was SO punk rock.

[KafelObrotowy]

Imagine that ACDC or Kiss sing this ;] that would be awesome!!!

[montotosk]

1:30 what the fuck is that?

[ProximaB]

@montotosk Apparently, it's Zack Morris's old cell phone. lol

[razorramon310]

uh mazing

[LavenderHoneyPancake]

You know she stole that cell phone from Zack Morris!!!!

[kodifurr]

1:30 FAIL

[fNiLoss]

fanny pack lol

[WINFIELD32750]

Thank you stock footage

[IcyOtter]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

It will be fuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuuun...

I'll bet she's glad she brought that fanny pack to Mars.

Where else would she carry tokens to ride the monorail?

[michaelmitchell2206]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i suddenly feel so good about myself - bless her heart!

[ballsack008]

1:21 which one would you bang? im going with far left

[chistophersaylor]

Wow Jan actually looks 0.0025% bangable in this vid.

[chariot0421]

We'll show you places you've never been....like a monorail.

[fashizal11]

Better than Avatar

[fashizal11]

Awesome graphics!

[JoJobabylove12]

itll be an adventure for YOOOOOOU

[DJxFaded]

Rebecca Black has got nothing on Jan Terri.

Nasa had planned to use this as the theme song for the rovers trip back to Mars, but the federal government couldn't afford the rights.

[MisfitLantern]

Scottie never did beam her up....

[martinXY]

I reckon if this was done by, say, Siouxsie Sioux and The Banshees, Plasmatics or The Lime Spiders, it would have been an indie/alternative hit.

[JasperKeller]

this is one of the best music videos EVER created

[SkankExpose]

WOW WOW FUCKING WOW!!! LMFAO!!! I hate to laugh at anyone's creative endeavors, but 1:29 I fell off the chair crying, because it was just so random and like WTF?

[sluggs10289]

Holy shit, TR-3B at 0:19

[sillykatz]

journey to mars mall, just down the street, come on lets go!