The Flying Spaghetti Monster vs the Invisible Pink Unicorn!

[sunra79]

Dawkins will lose of course

[imrational]

You do realize that Dawkins isn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster nor the Invisible Pink Unicorn, right?

[Josephdorf03]

imration is right. Dawkins is just a strong supporter if not member of the Pastafarian Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[bapeisgay]

Praise be upon the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His noodly appendage. Believe of burn in hell!

[imrational]

I didn't think that the FSM created a hell?

[droded]

Well heaven is filled with Beer Volcanoes and Stripper Factories.

Hell is the same except the beer is stale and the strippers have VD.

[imrational]

Well, as long as the beer is only stale and not skunked.

[thebucketocrap]

LOL WAHTS UP WITH THE END LOL

[schmet]

this is just some kind of joke people made to criticise God. But anyway...ALL HAIL THE GREAT FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND HIS GREAT MEAT BALLS

[imrational]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster was created as a joke to criticize Cthulu?!?

[jakengus]

its not a joke

[schmet]

of course it's a joke...look it up on wikipedia

[MonkeyOctober]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster will detroy the Invisable Pink Unicorn with its noodley appendages.

[xclumsyangelx]

meh i think personally that they'll end up making a baby past-equestrian together. this tyrant will rule the earth till the end of time, when /she will suck the matter of the universe into his eyes slowly.

[anthonymilessee]

Why don't anti-theists eat M&M's?

they say it takes to long to peel them.

Why did the anti-theist write TGIF on his shoes?

Toes Go In First.

Why is atheism like a wig?

because it is a false-hood.

What do u get when u cross a bear with an atheist?

A blind bear.

[imrational]

eh... not exactly the best jokes, but at least someone is trying. I think we need more atheist humor. I mean, christianity is ripe with opportunities for jokes and atheism... well, atheism just doesn't seem to have many decent opportunities. Keep it up!

[Lookatmeimdriving44]

if im so blind then why hasen't this "god" you people talk about appeared to me yet?

[Martin140189]

The invisible pink unicorn can not be seen. Part of the definition of the IPU is that the more self-contradictory She is, the more She exists.

[freewilliam93]

how do you know that its pink if its invisable?

[imrational]

faith

[SouIjacker]

Totally separate magisteria (lack of a better word). IPU rules over women and gays, FSM rules of men, gay AND lesbian pirates. IPU may grant you a wish (I'm thinking just one--she's not a genie after all) but apart from beer and strippers is there anything else you could ever want?

[Fosterovermann]

No doubt, that FSM would win.

[stickyglobogoo]

fuck you dumbass, hell don't care if you believe in it or not, your still going there! fucking faggot!!!

[Supenmanu]

i am curious only about that last picture... obviously that portrayed a human being in great suffering. Why did you put such an image here? Do you find such things amusing?

[imrational]

Are you talking about Zombie Jezus? He's a well-known religious figure. I put him in so people would expand their video replies to deities outside of the FSM and IPU.

[SouIjacker]

You spelled it wrong, it's J-e-b-u-s.

[imrational]

No, no, no... Jebus is someone else entirely. Zombie Jezus was the only Messiah who rose up after he died and told his followers to eat of flesh and drink blood. He also brought the dead back to life as evidenced in his holy book where he described the rising of Lecherous (at least I think it was the guy's name).

Jebus is the worshipped Deity of Homer Simpson, someone totally different.

[dompar123]

Spaghettimonster U Akbah

[KatrinaMess]

hhhmmm... A closet full of pirate garb and a pastafarian outlook. And I never knew they were related! Blessed be the noodle-y arm of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[MuffinHottie]

Who would think that a food is their god...a retard....who made the flying spaggetti monster anyway.

[kernkraft88]

Noone MADE him- he made us, and the animals, and the birds, and the trees and the sky!

Do not call his followers retards, for his noodley appendage will STRIKE YOU DOWN

[ZacharyWDS17]

duh, he created himself.

[RedRaven555]

BRAKE THEM ALL AND STiLL GET INTO HEAVEN W00T HOW SICK ARE WE CHRISTIANS! YOU COULD COMMIT GENOCIDE AND STILL GET IN ^_^ HAIL JESUS!

[PROCLAIMEROFTRUTH]

not really fair for you to leave out the ozzing slime monster that turned into a 300 trillion cell human being, or the 5-story dinosaurs that turned into canaries.... very unfair practice.

[imrational]

Human beings are gods? Canaries are gods?

I did include Zombie-Jezus so the contest was open to more than just the FSM and IPU

[falloutboyrox007]

lmao! i love this! cool how u made the blood on the horn n everything

[rocker5338]

what hell is this? =D =D =D

[kebsis]

noodles not nukes

[pheno90]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster = The Blind Watchmaker

High Priest of TFSM Cult = Richard Dawkins

TSFM cultist followers = Lovers of darwinin fairytales

[imrational]

Sorry, I don't get it. I've never seen Dawkins preaching while wearing the appropriate pirate garb. Are you sure he's a pastafarian?

[jarbon5]

No, he's trying to get rid of all religions, so I'm afraid that would mean he would want to get rid of this one, too. Sorry.

[TasmanianTigger]

The slighest touch of his noodly appendages will convert that pink unicorn.

RAmen.

[KrispyKangaroo]

But remember that he is touching everything already, for what else could keep us on earth but his constant pushing down on us?

[Norex7777777]

no, i mean which video won

[imrational]

Name100001's rocking vid!

[nidies]

The FSM will win

RAmen

[jarbon5]

The IPU has been around longer, while the FSM has only been around for a short while. So, would that make the IPU stronger? I would think so as it has had time to develop it's powers and the FSM is still learning how to use it's powers. So, the IPU would win and eat the FSM (YUMMY!).

[hajidude]

no actually the fsm probably just created the illusion of the ipu to test our faith

[jarbon5]

The fsm's ttrying to test our faith while the ipu is trying to eat him. Um, ok.

[Norex7777777]

well and who has won?

[imrational]

the award video has been posted!

[Athios]

Umm, dude, who won?? It's already been 2 months past the deadline.

I totally vote for the crazy hard rock song by name1000001. The poem entry was nice too, but the guy said himself that he didn't write it...

[imrational]

Sorry... I was planning on making the award video... but my printer head died on my inkjet :( I'm planning to run to Kinko's soon.

[1gurel]

my friends, as an apostle of the Pink Moose, the Holy Son of our beloved goddes The Invisible Pink Unicorn, I must ask you: STOP this useless, for though our paths towards it differ, we still all walk towards the ultimate goal, pure rational atheism! We must not fight eachother, but the believing infidels! Kill all believers, christians, muslims, taoists etc! As a great atheist once said (playing the role of a very naughty boy): "Brothers, brothers, we whould be strugling together!"

[PolliFaxToaster]

ummm the unicorn is invisible! - we know its pink because we have FAITH that its pink. when know its invisible because we cannot see it!

[BayerLexan]

I will bring you back to the realm of the unicorns, where you shall be rewarded for your faith in me. I shall entertain you to the ends of time with pony rides and cotton candy! Rejoice for the IPU shall bring splender to your lives. book of Nrocinu Ch 5 verus N/A. I give praise unto thye o holy horse of the condylarths. May your invisble wisdom turn those that deny you majesty into new vessels of your word! Amen

[BayerLexan]

If thou give into false prophets, your soul shall be cast into the Ragu sauce of hell, where the FSM will writh his noodles around you and stain your white clothes. But fear not my unicorn children, for I shall save you from this starchy fiend. I can bring you back from this damnation, but only return your whites to a soft pink.

[BayerLexan]

And thye great IPU made clear that we of the evolved eye would not view upon his magnificence, for we are unworthy of him, but shall be placed upon this flat earth to prove his exsistance. book of Nrocinu Ch .625 verus 0.

[GnarlyPickles]

so uh..how do you know that the unicorn is pink if it's invisible???huh...answer me THAT! brouhaha! ohhhh burrrrn!

[imrational]

It's a matter of faith.

[BayerLexan]

To question the Unicorn is punishable by impalement by unicorn horn! Come to think of it, all crimes against the Invisble Pink Unicorn are punished in teh saem manner. But for you disbeliever the IPU came unto us and said "I'm pink, and not gay. Yeah I may be pink, but I have been in exsistance before you weak humans where walking the earth squirting your DNA at each other." Thus it is written in the book of Nrocinu Chapter 3 verus 1701-D.

[EvilMuppet1979]

Its obvious the FSM will win. The unicorn may be invisible, but the FSM can feel around with his multiple noodly appendages to find it. The unicorns horn will pass easily through the mass of spaghetti without causing real harm, while the FSM constricts and ultimately chokes the unicorn to death. FSM FTW!

[macman13]

RAmen brothers

[BaldEspresso]

LOL This is ridiculous! Every rational person knows Spaghetti Monsters don't fly. They glide and hover. Sheesh. Wake up peopole.

[AppleCheese12345678]

how do u know its pink if you cant see it?

[imrational]

Dammit! Are you trying to disprove an entire religion?!? You have to take some things on faith!

;)

[AppleCheese12345678]

I try to disprove every religion that doesnt make sence, only the FSM makes sence

[avoray123]

the end sucks....but the pink unicorn is realy cute...

[SkibenProducts]

what?????

[boredaghast]

love the ending

[Neurotripsicks]

if the unicorn is invisible, then WHY CAN WE SEE IT!

[imrational]

How does the Holy Trinity equal one god?!? You need to take it on faith :P

[blayzebright]

The invisible pink unicorn works in mysterious ways.

[alien8ted]

neurotripsicks; The truth is staring you in the face, man. The invisible pink unicorn is a 'religious' thing, right? So even if you CAN see it, you're supposed to pretend you can't! You gotta take its invisibility on FAITH, dude! Jah Pastafari!

[xinjinbei]

omg, am i the only one who's movie doesnt have any comments

[xinjinbei]

i hope that can of spaghettiO's isn't April Fool or something

[xinjinbei]

omg, it closes today?

[imrational]

Yup. You have a few more hours to enter the contest if you want.

[lindaquinda]

where my can spaghetti

[imrational]

Contest closes tomorrow!!!

Give me some time to rate all entries and decide on a winner....

[lindaquinda]

ok ...i can wait till tomorrow for my spaghetti can ;o)

[podgytube]

Airpower is the decisive arm so far, and I expect it will be the decisive arm into the end of the campaign - Army Gen. Colin Powell, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

[podgytube]

"the possibilities of ground action, operational and tactical, become very limited if one's adversary commands the air" - Field Marshal Erwin Rommel.

[foxtrot127]

It amazes me to find an intelligent person who fights against something which he does not at all believe exists. --Mohandas Gandhi

[imrational]

I am a big fan of Gandhi. However, I should point out that while I do not believe in a god or gods, I do believe that religions based on irrational beliefs exist.

[xXEricaTheStrangeXx]

The end plain out scared me.. wth? lol!

[michaelbogue]

The Unicorn has the reach and four nasty hooves, but the FSM is fast and can take a lot of punishment. Tough call. I predict the Unicorn will win by TK0 in the 8th round.

[Inkhart]

I liked this video.. except for the end.

*has a childhood fear of anything popping up in videos* .. Kinda sucks.

[imrational]

Sorry. :(

[Inkhart]

It's alright. At least this isn't a frequent occurence in your other videos.

.. Yes, I did check the endings of every other videos extremely closely to make sure they didn't have the same surprise.

[ilaughatyouHAH]

the ending ruined it for me. the rest was funny though.

[Deanballoonatic]

I think this is a challenge for me to dig me out of hiding, isn't it?

I finished my move, (still unpacking though), did some computer cleanup, and I'm ready to take those Spaghetti-O's!

[imrational]

LOL! I can't wait!

You goinig to use 260 Q's? (fellow twister)

[Deanballoonatic]

What a small world!

Yes, fashion colored yellow 260Q's, (I can't stand the jewel tones).

I have to re-do his eyes and meatballs though.

[Cerdocabeza]

i laughed my ass of at the moaning jesus at the end, brilliant !

[ChoofMonster]

Flying Spaghetti Monster (May You be Touched by His Noodly Appendage) would never fight the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves) - that would be stupid, wouldn't it?

Just like all holy wars.

[imrational]

Kinda the point of the video contest. I was hoping that people might make some videos illustrating that in a fun/novel way.

[Wikimedian]

Imrational, you know me from my comments in your other videos. This truly undermines your intellectual integrity, I must say. I was impressed by your other video, but this is just silly. I hope you'll continue producing serious videos, and stop with ones like this.

[imrational]

Well, it is supposed to be silly. Humor and intelligence don't have to go hand in hand. I was actually hoping that people would create some videos that would point out the insanity of people going to war over religious beliefs.

[Wikimedian]

Sure, but even that's very simplistic. Are you a pacifist (war is ALWAYS wrong)? If you are, I have little to say. If you aren't, then would you consider a religionist fighting to defend his/her religious freedom to be insane? Anyway, I prefer focusing on the other discussion, so I'll address any of your comments in the other video room!

[tokyoskippy]

Just to be clear here, the saying is actually "Blessed be her hooves". Somebody at some point added "holy" in there but the original didn't contain that. That is unless you're of the heretical cult of unicornism where they eat pepperoni pizza.

[ChoofMonster]

As a Pastafarian, I was blissfully unaware of the "Holy" part being a recent addition - need to catch up on some resarch!

[dennispcoltrane]

knowledge is the enemy of faith

[dechha1981]

On the one hand, the Invisible Pink Unicorn is invisible and has a horn. It also, presumably, would have the strength and speed of a horse. However, the FSM doesn't seem to have organs that can be pierced by a horn or trampled by hoofs, and it's shaped like an octopus with all these tenticles, and can choke the Unicorn. Then again, the Unicorn could eat the FSM.

[FuriousSwan84]

Ok, so God as a person is bogus(as an energy "he" exist), but why profanate Jesus? He was a good man after all.

[imrational]

profane Jesus? Where do I do that?!?

Are you talking about Zombie Jezus? There are people who worship ZJ. Supposedly, he died and was raised up, his wounds still visible. Prior to his reanimation, he taught his followers to eat of his flesh and drink of his blood to gain everlasting life (i.e. how to become zombies).

If you want to learn more about the religion of ZJ, check it out on google.

[zzbullan]

ehh, the pic was pretty disturbing. I mean i like jesus and to see him like that, it was pretty gross. but yes he did have his wounds visible but only his hands. If he had his head wounds, i'm pretty sure the disciples would of pick him out as jesus and not just some hobo who was rolled by some real uncool people

[imrational]

Are we talking about JC or ZJ?

Supposedly, JC still had the wounds in his side from being stabbed by the Roman soldier.

[zzbullan]

oh i was talking about JC, i mean to see my god like that it was little unsettling

[HanifXHier]

I can't enter; I don't want to deal with the Spaghettios.

Blecht.

[imrational]

Donate the spaghettios to a canned food drive. You'll be doing charity.

[HanifXHier]

Fair enough.

[svevendeord]

Awesome

[hemiforever]

This is news to me, I thought the Invisible Pink Unicorn was friends with the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[imrational]

I guess that they're having a bit of a spat.

[hemiforever]

I bet it's Darth Zebra, not Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU) that FSM is fighting with. Understandably, since IPU is invisible, it's easy to confuse the two.

[HC4D]

Finally!!! YES! Thank you. I have been waiting for somebody to do that for a long time.

[thegoddessofbob]

What's the thing at the end supposed to be? o.O

[imrational]

Zombie Jezus. I think he wants into the contest.

[zzbullan]

ZJC ALL THE WAY BABY!

[DootTiger]

RAmen!

[zzbullan]

is fsm and ipu gay? i mean ipu is gay (hes pink, and has a large phalac symble on his head). but what about fsm. i mean i thinks hes slightly gay. i mean he hangs out with pirates. pirates are gay. think about that. pirates wear puffy shirts and haven't seen a women in years. they must be a least a little gay.

[imrational]

How can the FSM be gay when he is the only one of his kind?

The IPU is female (make sure that you never mention the size of her ass)

Also, there could be gay pirates, but don't forget that there are female pirates too.

[zzbullan]

and don't you forget about lesbians

[CaptainScrewdriver]

The IPU is for girls. Not homosexual guys.

[zzbullan]

wtf?

are you insinuating that i am gay?

[CaptainScrewdriver]

I'm saying that the IPU is a more feminist religion.

[zzbullan]

oh, ok that makes sense. i thought you were calling me gay or something.

[SpartakMoscow1]

FSM is not a killer, but he could win b/c his infinate noodle can touch every1 making it useless to b invisable, duh...

RAmen

[jesterspace]

The FSM is a Johnny-come-lately.. Eris (Discordianism), and Bob (Church of the Subgenius) would trounce these upstarts.. and with more style. They'd release their 'pitbull' Cthulhu.. and he's have a Unicorn-Steak and Spaghetti dinner

[imrational]

Dude, Cthulu is not the pet of Eris or Bob. He's a bad-ass on his own terms.

Still, FSM has pirates backing him up. Cthulu's cultists wouldn't hold up against them.

Zombie Jezus could pull an upset, but a hoof to the head and he'd be down.

IPU is invisible, so she's got an advantage and I hear she loves eating linguini. Contrary to many people commenting, I think she's got a strong chance.

[zzbullan]

dude i'm telling you ZJC wins. for starters he has god like powers and can come back from the dead multiple times with a new body. besides i ZJC bites FSMs noodles or meatballs then FSM will become a zombie like ZJC. then IPU would be killed in like a second because he is only invisible and doesn't have any god like powers. and now that FSM and ZJC are both zombies they would wipe out IPU by destroying the universe.

FSM and ZJC swing those kind of powers

[imrational]

Dude, zombies come back from the dead, but not if you take them out with a called shot (or hoof) to the head! ZJC might stand a chance... but I seriously think you are underestimating the IPU.

I do think that ZJC might take out the FSM though. Pirates are awesome... but zombie pirates? Zombie pirates always win out (except in those two lame-ass Disney movies).

[zzbullan]

yes, ZJC has the powers of god and the devil. because before he became a zombie he went to hell to battle the devil and absorbed all his powers. This is how it will play down.

IPU will fight FSM, then ZJC will arive and they will attack him (IPU super rainbow shot, and FSM lead meatballs). ZJC will not flinch, and will approach them both in the slo zombie fashion. if he dies, then he will respawn with 3 heads (each head represents the imitators that came after Jesus died.)

[imrational]

Dude, where are you getting your info on ZJC? I think you must have gotten some bad marinara sauce.

[zzbullan]

well most of the facts is either from the bible or from day to day beliefs of xians. which shape jesus's character, so he of course has those awesome powers.

[MarkarseTHOM]

All this proves is you're capable of creating something to make fun of creation.

[imrational]

I didn't create neither the invisible pink unicorn, nor the flying spaghetti monster, nor the zombie Jezus.

I am an atheist. I don't think those entities actually exist... however, a great many others do. They have "faith" that their god(s) exist.

[zzbullan]

(continued) the only chance FSM and IPU has is to contain Jesus before they are turned into zombies or the have killed so many Jesus's that he now has over one million clones each with over 25 heads.

So IPU would sneak up behind Jesus and cast his net of rationality. Careful, this net only last a short amount of time before jesus can disarm it (represents Xians responding rationally after serious thought.)

[zzbullan]

Once the ZJC is in the net, FSM uses his spaghetti arms and places him a box that stops anything supernatural escaping.

but once the box is open anything supernatural is pulled in. so to conclude, FSM says good bye to IPU and opens the box, which pulls him, his pirate friend and ZJC inside.

SO at the IPU will be triumpent, although in the fight he will of lost his invisibility through the loss of his horn.

and thats where todays horse come from, that fight.

[jesterspace]

Bob thinks Cthulhu is their pet. Eris knows better but let's Bob think that way cuz She thinks 'It's a Hoot' (Her words). Agreed, the pirates would trash the cultists until Cthulhu popped up. He just LOVES popping up from the waves..

[zzbullan]

everyone knows jesus would win, because you can't kill zombie Jesus. if you cut of his head, 3 days later he will just be reborn with a whole knew body. though the pink unicorn is invisble. IPU doesn't really stand a chance against Jesus because IPU could die because he doesn't have god like powers, so the real fight is between FSM and ZJC

[olllj]

The FSM itself is more widely recognized, and more popular not only because of its beer volcanoes, while the IPU has more serious roots of 'far east' mythology as it is naturally just ultraviolet and infrared jet still close to the visible spectrum to explain its in-visibility property.

[alicatali]

psh, chef boyardee is so much better than spaghettios

[moximia]

Haha, this cracked me up. IPU is going to get owned by FSM's noodly appendages. 

Ramen

[superfisto]

Lmao @ the ending.

[imrational]

Yeah, noone should count Zombie Jezus out of the running! He might be able to pull an upset!

[zzbullan]

that picture was increadibly disturbing, i'm going to have nightmares or something

[Davethesilentone]

fsm will win

RAmen

[yOsHiBrO]

May his noodly appendage touch you. Hail FSM!

[ass3aol]

ipu doesn't have the balls to fight

[Ronaldsan]

the flying spaghetti monster's noodley appendages can not even think to come close to the power of the invisible pink unicorns invisible pinkness.

[stefanboro]

The flying spaghetti monster in his noodley appendage with come and smite the unbelievers and the believers in false idols into an eternal damnation of existence without the sacred tomato sauce and no added garlic! Yet he loves you with his endless fields of perfectly cooked pasta. Praise Spallah!

[hypnopup]

Sounds hiliarious! I hope a few people post video responses!