South Park-Evolution

[unitedstateskingdom]

@bobipineman christianity

[77fretboard]

My friend, heaven is not a myth, it's real.

Theres this great book called the bible, and I recommend you reading it.

There is your basis for you, do with it what you will.

[MissCaitlinJayne]

@77fretboard You are a dick. You think that because a 2000 year old book of bullcrap tells you you have to believe in something, then you believe it. God damn you are stupid.

[otisdriftwood454]

k and ur god is a Chester who likes to rape and twisted balls in his mouth so quit fucking trolling

[RandomTrollAccount]

@77fretboard haha i read a book too that says i get me some virigins. is that true? not that i want virgins. sex with virgins is quite awful.

[bobipineman]

@77fretboard If heaven is real then witch on? Muslim, jewish, budhism?

[MrAwesome388]

my bio teaher showed us this. hilarious

[chrism4n14]

But.. when does manbearpig get involved in this...

[morrigan909]

Retard Frog Squirrel would be the best thing ever! 

[waterberes40XL]

that guy is a cross dresser thats a man with boobs and women clothes and earrings and lipstck

[mojoflowboy]

Jesus doesn't exist trolololololololol.

[ApplesStudios]

@mojoflowboy well obviously hes not back yet.

[456ers]

@ARavingLooony u will regret that wen u are judged

[Luellin1]

I love south park

[pielover0124]

Dude it's just a frikken south park video. Take your debate and shove it up your retarded monkey fish frogs ass

[biggestFFXIfan]

@pielover0124 i wish i could bend over and record with my asshole, so i can make shitty vids quality too.

[decapitateduck517]

turn on transcribe audio. it's funny

[gotwog]

@paintballchristian Its not what they believe, its what they can prove via multiple repeatable scientific testing.

[MrMuffinOle]

god makes more sense that five monkeys having butt sex with some frog squirrels.

[titteringfiend1]

@paintballchristian yep, and it's true.

[livingdeadgrl18]

Mr. Garrison teaches the theory of evolution better than any of my previous bio teachers.

[DDPWNAGE]

Pop music.

[StevenMrSlave]

eveloution is retarted

[Jtiger987]

people dont seem to get it.Faith is not bad.The church sucks though, cos it manipulates the believers (or at least did before). Im tired of all those people who hate on the faith.After all, never has it been proven that god doesnt exist.So lets enjoy the video :)

[ogith]

@paintballchristian

You don't seem to get the joke.

Mr(s) Garrison is repeatedly shown throughout the series to be a horrible person, outright spiteful when he isn't just ignorant, and that he is the one to show this level of vitriol and anger towards the theory of evolution is to show what kind of people it is that tend to have negative views on the science: A bunch of angry bastards who know little of what they hate and who willingly spread faulty information about the matter.

[otisdriftwood454]

k and ur a chester

[stevex18z]

how bout we all just watch the video instead of argue about religion, your beliefs are your beliefs who cares what other people think

[Timmytimmy123123]

@ARavingLooony I know, some religions don´t make any sense.

I believe that the there isn´t just a heaven on clouds, but there is a heaven in another universe, and the guardian angles are in another universe, wich has a higher rank then this 1, and a lower rank than heaven.

Also, I believe that time travel is possible, and that it doesn't break the spiritual band with your soul group, and you hop from universe to universe...

I am like a Buddhist/Christian/Atheïst because I believe

[Timmytimmy123123]

@ARavingLooony Because I believe in the Christian god, and in Jesus, I believe in Chakra Energy, like the Buddhists, and I believe in the big bang, like Atheïsts.

I believe that once you get an out of body experience, you will be able to travel through the multiverses, and through the spirit world (where the guardian angles are).

[whatswithalltheblack]

@Timmytimmy123123 Hahahahahhaha! Why do you believe any of that? You have no knowledge in any of those areas, no one does. Your brain might as well be in the world of Narnia.

[Timmytimmy123123]

@whatswithalltheblack WTF is Narnia?

[whatswithalltheblack]

@Timmytimmy123123 It's an imaginary place that exists in the book, The lion, the the witch and the wardrobe. I made that comment because all that stuff you're saying has no basis in reality. You have no knowledge of such things. You've just decided that you'd like to believe such things. How will you ever learn truth if you DECIDE to fabricate myths?

[RandomTrollAccount]

@Timmytimmy123123 jesus, where do you get your acid? anyway, those are two diametrically opposed ideologies. you can't believe in all that... so you are just confused. which makes sense.

[Th3R4g3Qu1t]

HILARIOUS

[discjockeyjole]

I wathced every episode of south park like 5 times..

This scene goes in my top 5 best scenes :)

please upload in better quality

[34567jam]

professing themselves tobe wise, they became fools

Romans1:22

[stupidrenner]

@34567jam And you have a good reason to believe that this passage is inspired by some sort of god and is true?

[rhcp211]

@34567jam Religion was made for people to get rich. Look at the vatican, look at mega churches, look at your local community church and see how nice and new the building is; none of these are compatible with a religion that professes to care for the poor. Also, for every agreeable passage in the bible, there is a passage about how to treat your slaves or when it is acceptable to stone your children/wife/etc. to death.

[drbadn3ws]

@rhcp211 You name me one verse where it says its OK to stone your wife and kids, and dont just say its in the whole bible. Give me an exact passage.

[MeDammitt]

@drbadn3ws Deuteronomy 21: 18 - 21

[drbadn3ws]

@MeDammitt Wow, I dont believe in god anyways, but im atheistic-agnostic , meaning i dont believe in god, but am open to religion, i find it interesting that it says that because i have never been told that, im guessing that it doesnt litterlly mean to stone your son to death but instead to discipline him accordingly, i could be wrong, i love to debate about religion..

[drbadn3ws]

omg lolololol!!!!

[34567jam]

@drbadn3ws if you know all of things make a book and maybe you get rich too, but if you know the half of all the things maybe the other half is where God is only that you dont know yet , I hope you find it.

[drbadn3ws]

@34567jam Are you messaging the wrong person? All I did is laugh. Calm down