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  • This is discrimination for what we do in our spear time, we do not run around and do cart wheels, we like to collect samples of Earth and take tests.

  • Weak!

  • Rot in hell

  • DICK WAD??

  • :'(

  • There's a name for a video like this "screamer" it's a video with an interesting title where all that happens is you scream and jump really suddenly. If someone watching this jumped and said "Holy ..." or "AHHH", just so you know, you didn't scare them. You startled them. There's a huge difference.

  • tht thing looks more like a cross between a ugly black crow n a stupid dancing chicken

  • how dare you copy my dance!

  • I bet the aliens are laughing at this

  • @Gizzmo653 they just think were some young primate with no desire of evolving !

  • haha i cant believe i feel for dat shit

  • I would put you with pigs and i...i... would do you Bad Bad stuff.

  • flagged.....

  • Comment removed

  • @MrPtrk19 Thanks. I almost forgot to flag it, myself.

  • Did you think of this all by yourself????

  • @jack41401 Yes, but your Mum helped me get dressed.

  • People, the Aliens are becoming bolder every single day, I was literally shocked to see the blue shaded 'grey' at the end of this video, speaking to us in clear English...telling how angry we have all made him! How much more proof could a person need that this clip?!? Please, share this clip with your local government officials....perhaps it is not too late for them to force the Gov. at large to disclose everything, including the secret behind the growing # of people who cannot 'get' sarcasm!

  • wow how fastidious and creative... -.-''

  • rrrack ooffffffff!!!!!!!!!

  • I WANT TO BELEEVE

  • the result of middle americas inbreeding problem.

  • Mocos Puto!!

  • XD... hilarious :D

  • ha i made a video just like tht except my mask had a hole by the mouth that i stuck a cigarette in. but i walked and danced just like you ran in a circle around some soccer players with my hands in the air fun times

  • you are a faggott.

  • @nootaramus Did your Mum help you come up with that? Such a clever comment, surely you didn't write it all by yourself.

  • omg i belive now

  • never seen that! Amezing!

  • waw..... i was real scaried //////hahahahaha

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  • u need to wash ur face young man :]

  • lol

  • tu m'a bien eu lol

  • Hi, Phatbeztard here. Youtube wont let me sign in until I say a video of me piercing myself was "SEXUALLY EXPLICIT".

    Youtube can suck my BALLS!

    Keep watching the skies, the truth is IN HERE ( ! )

  • WOW!! Who honestly didnt expect that 100% out of this video?

  • Please don'[t waste my time again.

  • @Origen305, Dude, your time is worthless. Not trolling here, I'm just saying that if you choose to spend your time looking up Alien/UFO vids and expecting not to encounter this kind of thing, your just wasting electricity. Have some fun on Youtube, be open minded, and grow up a little. Peace.

  • Fuck off!

  • Don't use sock accounts to communicate, be honest and comment from your account.

  • What's a sock account? This is the only account I've ever used, and I use it often. And I'm only ever honest, as you can see.

  • Sorry, I mistook you for someone else.

    Apologies.

  • lol

  • how bored were you guys???

  • Jeez guys, this is simply too poor for wods.

  • or even words

  • Brilliant!!!!

    :0)

    xXx

  • so bad ass

  • too spend that much of your time for shit like this is sooooooooo sad. maybe you can buy a bullet and rent a gun

  • @stumpdog420, To spend even 10 seconds of YOUR time trolling a clip when you could have moved on is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sad. Maybe you can go outside and enjoy the sun?

    But you choose the course of your life. Peace.

  • LMFAO!

  • The stupidity is without limits. Congratulation!

  • lmao how bored do you have to be?!

  • hahahaaa!! i just pissed ma self

  • Crazy. Funny

  • thanks alot, you just made me scream like a bitch infront of my 6 year old kid.

  • @alexgomez83 HAHAHAHAHAHA! Best comment yet! ;-)

  • LOL!!!!nice job u..

  • LMAO!

  • Fuck you

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... some people might think this is completely stupid, but I think that it's pretty funny. Good Job.

  • i hate wen i give these hits

    let alone comments

    so let this b the LAST 1

  • Nah, you know you will be back. You can't resist it. Resistance is futile!!!

    YOU WILL RETURN AGAIN AND AGAIN....... and again........andagainandagain!

    Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

  • @phatbeztard that is soooo old.

    Lame.

  • i had a suspension that it was one of those kinds of video.

  • another one of these clowns.

  • i had that "WTF" face just now.

  • lol that was funny

  • with footage like that...you should be on TV "_"

  • Funnier'n hell.

  • fuh shniz...i knew it was a joke and still jumped...dang it...

  • i love aussie...i mean pussy.....

  • Americunts...

  • Yep, they are aren't they!

    Lucky I'm an Aussie.

  • fucking Australians

  • Did I say Australian? I meant Martian..... yeah.

  • fucking both americans and aussies are cunts

  • @phatbeztard Australicunts!

  • realy funny.

    People who realy thing can see a real ufo video on youtube are realy stupid.This guys just show you how stupid are u!!!

    hahaha

  • doesn't that include you? no wait it does include you!!!! and don't worry i was searching up ghosts so i don't come up in your department

  • jerk

  • ah ha that shit was funny i fell for it.

    good one hasselholf

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    Copy and paste if you wanna watch the video of TheRealThatOneKid getting his ass raped by his Daddy.

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  • fell asleep

  • HAHAHA! By God...

  • You prick, ALMOST got me.

  • BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • IDIOTS

  • lol, always check the comments first :)

    now im gonna watch the video

  • LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO...That scared the shit out of me!! LOL!! Hilarious!!

  • that only proves there are retards.

  • Omg, this is just too perfect and awsome in its own way. I can't stop laughing. xD

  • LOL at this one was funny.. better than the stupid snake face at the end with a loud buzz noise...

    LMAO you mad me laugh...

  • you fucking TWAT, lamo, get a life.......

  • lol man I hate you guys lmfao

  • for a secon their i thought you might be gay

  • What a fucking toss rag crawl back up ya mums putrid hole

  • Sure..... just as soon as YOUR mother has had enough of me filling all 3 of her holes, and it may take some time as she's a bit of a filthy slut.

    Oh look, its the "YO MAMMA" channel.....

  • How did you know my name was Jercough? Have you met my Brother, Piew-Bert?

    Sometime Russian names can be a bit tricky for simpletons with tin-foil hat who really think Youtube is the place to defeat the "NWO"... but you seem to have grasped it, despite the spelling mistakes.

    Really... 48 years old? Dude, time to get a grip.

  • Ah, Puberty... Go jerk off.

  • Got me good.

  • DUMB ASS

  • My ass isnt dumb, I get all my bestest quality ideas whilst sitting upon it.

  • Dr. Johnathan Reed Alien Encounter

    You Tube com/user/JoanScutter

    Lecture in 2000 at IUFOC

    watch?v=B1Z-f0evKpo&feature=ch­annel_page

    (Watch all parts)

    Update in 2008 on the DNA analysis and alien device.

    watch?v=47cl_APb2n8&feature=re­lated

    (Watch all parts)

    Letter to Dr Reed from Russian Cosmonaut

    watch?v=olwZYievEBc

  • ya ever just know not to click but, curiosity makes you and boom you've you fall into this, oh well im just bumming anyway bye

  • OMG ItS EVLIS

  • you scared the shit outta me lol

  • arsole scared me....

  • lol.

  • LMAO XD

  • hahaha u really got me hahaha XD

  • Gay voice too, but not funny!

  • lol you got me good!

  • he scared the shit out of me.fucking bastard

  • lets see nasa deny this.....LOL

  • OMG! that was awsome lolz

  • sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • gay but funny...

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    ━━━━┃ ┃ ┗━┳┳━┛ make u waste your

    ━━━━┃ ┗━━━━━━┛┃ time

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    Can't help it man thats some FUNNY "KAK"(thats shit in afrikaans!!) Katwirlz D-Spilz1

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  • ok, I will. Thanks for the tip!

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    Wow, thats amazing....

    Umm whats it s'posed to do exactly, or are you just wasting my time?

  • .........

  • its actually just wasting your time.

    just like this video.

  • this is obviously a joke and your killing it stfu why post?

  • lol wow

  • dude that was hilarious 5 stars

  • it fucking was xD

  • hahaha awesome! Thanks for the laugh. Cheers!

  • lmao

  • Fuckin funny as hell. i shit myself when he jumped out

  • HAHAHA that was great...I was expecting something to jump out n scream at me....LOL I love it

  • LMAO!

  • Das ist sooo lustig xDDDDDDDDDDD ey

  • what a fuck. you scared me for death man. uhuhhh lol

  • What a knob jockey!

    Bet you had a ball showing this crap

    to all your wee pals?

    Get a fxckin life and stop

    wasting peoples time!

  • Yep, I sure do! hey, I just took a couple of minutes off YOUR life too! Suck THAT!

    What are you doing looking for aliens on youtube anyway? Ya Friggin Geek.

    If you REALLY want to waste more time, I just uploaded "Closer to Creature". NIN fan?

  • Talk about a geek look at you. Your like what an adult and have nothing better to do in life but post this shit on youtube! So my question to you is how many dicks did it take to knock the back of your head until you got this fuckin idea. Your a waste of time.

  • Yeah, I post it to make fun of geeks searching for proof of Alien life... like its going to be on Youtube... annnnnd, YOU watched it!

    What happened, did your tin-foil hat fall off when you jumped?

    Yes Im an adult, and I do plenty. Im president of an Environmental Activist group, I record and produce Industrial music through my own record lable, Im a Body peircer and I have 6 kids.

    How do you waste YOUR time? Besides looking for aliens on youtube....

  • Omg, you're awesome. I can't stop laughing. These jerks seriously thought they'd find evidence of alien life on youtube LOL

  • UR GAY!!!!

  • what a compleet idiot

  • omg i saw one too just like that but i hit it over the head with a bat and dragged him down to my basement then raped him until he died :0

  • Ah, yes! I remember that.... those were the days!

    You still owe me $50, by the way....

  • Go F*%k Ur Mothers>> lol

  • WTF...?!

  • fuk`n basterd

  • hijo de la gran puta estas demente gringo de mierda! tu cabeza esta llena de basura. busca un diccionario para que sepas que estoy diciendo...

  • YOu totally startled me.

    I love you

  • lmao!

  • if u want aliens go to stonehenge or the piramids and see the dinamo rate

    oops nasa i'm sorry for having said this do not kill me plz

  • That scared me a first.

  • hahaha rolf

  • fuck your mother idiot...

  • Wow, there seems to be so much love and intelligence being attracted here.

    Shouldnt you kids be doing your homework?

  • fuck your mother idiot

  • Again with the intelligence.... Or was that the result of a Jedi mind trick on the feeble brained?

    Ohhh, this twit is from Uzbekistan... go fuck your camel! Cave Monkey!

  • as much as you may think you are more intellectually capable than myself, the fact that you are so highly angered at my trolling profile and comments gives me all the LOL i need. thank you

  • IDIOT! GO HOME AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

  • Yes Dad.... Sorry Dad, it wont happen again. Just dont tell Mum, ok? She'll beat me again.

  • nerd do u think ppl are stupid or wat u dome dip shit

  • People who write sentences like "stupid or wat u dome (?!?) dip shit" don't need my help to look stupid.

  • fkin hell i h8 things like dat i shit maself

    when that thingy came up in front of da camera lol good joke i shit maself when dat came up good vid i telling all ma m8's at skool and see what they do when it shows up LMFAO Niice Work. :D

  • nerd

  • Yes, its true..... I'm a Nerd! Thank you for recognising my nerdism. I practice very hard.

  • lol

  • LMFAO funny as hell

  • My lil brother was watching this and lost his mind when that thing showed up.

  • lmao piss funny XD

  • OMG! I totally knew it was coming--yet I still almost peed myself. Funny funny stuff!!! LOL!

  • funny